Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

BOB HAS UNLOCKED! I REPEAT, BOB HAS UNLOCKED!

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1326932809634754570

https://archive.vn/wip/8oWfg

Responsibility? The same responsibility that claimed you were "borderline gaslighted"? And don't use the word disingenuous Bob because, come on man, you are not one to talk, and you cheapen it with your use.

 

[Positron]

Good news!! Bobby has burst out of confinement! (Damn ninja'd)



Conservative women! Know your place!


And no, being black doesn't exonerate your crime of conservatism, you Auntie Sam!


Big Sister is watching you. And this is Good.

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Unlike Trumpsters, Bobby understands the message of The Boys -- but the MCU Squad is totally unlike the Homelanders honest!



Disney's Cruella. People are mad that Disney attempts to redeem her by "demonizing the homeless":

It is okay to humanize the witch in Sleeping Beauty, but they draw the line at a puppy killer.

After the shockwave that broke his heart, Bobby has taken to fetishize men.

Speaking of men, Luke thinks people harass Banana Wu because his game had bad graphics:




Troon #25 wants to destroy men because they laughed at him once:

Yet another Angel joins Bobby's heaven. And this is someone we already know!

Casey Cronin, like Luke, is a video-game addicted tranny. In addition he squanders either his folk's money or welfare on hideous fursuits and furry "art".

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

My god, Bob is just hard to look at. He has like all of the worst facial features rolled into one potato shaped head. He looks like an Easter Island Mowai Head had type 2 diabetes.
I hope that it's not true that every pot finds its lid because God almighty I feel bad for the woman that ends up under Bob.
Also what the fuck is going on with his hair?

Like from different angles it looks like hes thinning, ugh.
I hate his stupid weird face. I wanna fix it.

One thing I learned when looking up images of him to use for memes was that he genuinely looks like a different person in every photo.

BOB HAS UNLOCKED! I REPEAT, BOB HAS UNLOCKED!

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1326932809634754570

https://archive.vn/wip/8oWfg

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Responsibility? The same responsibility that claimed you were "borderline gaslighted"? And don't use the word disingenuous Bob because, come on man, you are not one to talk, and you cheapen it with your use.

Unrelated, but only 3 months until he's 40 huh.

 

[Captain Manning]

BOB HAS UNLOCKED! I REPEAT, BOB HAS UNLOCKED!

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1326932809634754570

https://archive.vn/wip/8oWfg

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Responsibility? The same responsibility that claimed you were "borderline gaslighted"? And don't use the word disingenuous Bob because, come on man, you are not one to talk, and you cheapen it with your use.

Or, for that matter, the lack of responsibility for him not owning up to his prior statements on eugenics. That was another gem we got out of this recent meltdown. It's all made up by Gamergate guys!

 

[Brother Wind]

"Meinspace"? Jeez, I only make MySpace references when I want to wax nostalgic/cringe hard about my emo days.

Nah theres some new site called Parler thats been the boogeyman lately. Right wing, claims to be free speech. Isn't really. You know the drill horseshoe theory yadda yadda

 

[Flexo]

No mention of Hillbilly Elegy. He attributes the film's inspiration to Soderbergh growing up in Georgia, Virginia and Louisiana.

Well I tried to find a citation for rumor but now I'm having trouble. When did Google become useless? (Literally ALL results for the new movie - good luck looking for any article over a year old.)

Disney's Cruella. People are mad that Disney attempts to redeem her by "demonizing the homeless":

It is okay to humanize the witch in Sleeping Beauty, but they draw the line at a puppy killer.

We uh.... we just going to leave cuties hanging out there like that?

Yet another Angel joins Bobby's heaven. And this is someone we already know!

I wonder how many of those attacks are by say... immigrants? Maybe recent immigrants? Just curious.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Film Robert don't try to use Capitalism as your excuse to try to have 2 Thanksgiving dinners you fat fuck.

 

[Mola Ram]

R.S. McCain gives us another shout out. And now he's lurking the thread!

https://theothermccain.com/2020/11/16/bob-chipman-moviebob-creepy-dude/

 

[变性黑鬼]

This run-on sentence is so shit. I want to get into it.

"Bruce Willis is an aspirational level." What?

The word "aspirational" is underlined in red for me, but it is a real word according to Oxford Languages:

He is trying to say that Die Hard Bruce Willis was someone to aspire to, but aspirational essentially means "ambitious." So, the whole run-on sentence falls apart before it gets rolling. I don't even have the energy to get into the run-on aspect.

I can't decide whether Roberto del Cinema is intentionally trying to seem smart by throwing out an impenetrable verbal smoke-bomb, or if his thoughts are just too jumbled and it's too much effort to form them into coherent sentences. Because, if the former is true, then Roberto would never try to communicate via writing. Writing relies on the reader as much as the writer. You can't just overload someone with a deluge of words at 2x speed via a tweet. Roberto should never tweet.

Then again, most people should never tweet. The outrage-dopamine machine of twitter becomes irresistible after the first few hits. Especially for people who feel like they have something to prove.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Nah theres some new site called Parler thats been the boogeyman lately. Right wing, claims to be free speech. Isn't really. You know the drill horseshoe theory yadda yadda

I was wondering if he was referencing Parker, the sites has an unexpected boost since the election to the point the servers have been going down due to the increased traffic. I've been wondering when the totally organic stream of articles about how the site is full of super nazis is going to begin.

 

[变性黑鬼]

"By Jupiter, if those wasteland plebeians were not agitating for senatorial privilege, our republic would be fermenting wine beyond Hercules' Pillars!"
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"If you need me, I shall be in the sub-terra fundamentum studio, as usual."

 

[thegooddoctor]

Bob got blown the absolute fuck out by his waifu

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He deleted his tweet but Ellis's are still up and archived: https://archive.md/dvwAl

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Includes 2 more tweets afterwards, archived here: https://archive.md/pfLje

I never thought I'd have respect fro Lindsey on any facet, but this Is an exception, Get fucked Thirsty Movie Blob.

 

[Flexo]

R.S. McCain gives us another shout out. And now he's lurking the thread!

https://theothermccain.com/2020/11/16/bob-chipman-moviebob-creepy-dude/

*sniff* This is the proudest day of our lives. It's like... It's like...

Well it's like the exact opposite of Lindsay and Bob.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

It is okay to humanize the witch in Sleeping Beauty, but they draw the line at a puppy killer.

To be honest, one thing that is really good and i like is to know the backstory of the villains in detail. We always believed that Cruella was a deranged puppy killed because she was a self centered fashion addict that had a total disregard for everyone by herself and her own agrandizing. But suddenly to understand how she got corrupted and twisted rather than "I want to be fashinable and i don't care how" is a good way to portray villains. And i'm a sucker for corruption/redemption stories.

I still think it's a way for disney to cash grab, but at least they are trying something that is not reselling the same shit they already sold us.

After the shockwave that broke his heart, Bobby has taken to fetishize men.

The whole thing with "do not sexualize" it's a way to prevent people from finding people more attractive than you. Bob is just joining the club of the raging feminists that screech and hooters waitresess, but in a different way. Plus, they guys are doing it for a good cause. Let them do it.

But instead he goes "Police bad", but he does it in such a way that i cannot fully comprehend what is his point on the matter. That police shouldn't do all they can do to stop criminals and save innocent people? That they are too harsh when dealing with the bad guys? What does he want to convey with that message?

Also, we need more firemen/policemen calendars.

 

[Jack Awful]

After the shockwave that broke his heart, Bobby has taken to fetishiz
Speaking of men, Luke thinks people harass Banana Wu because his game had bad graphics:
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Reminder that Brianna Wu was irrelevant until he intentionally poked the hornets nest by Tweeting memes calling gamergaters whiny children so he'd be shit on and get to cash in on the victim bucks, which he did.

 

[Rekkington]

To be fair, a lot of those "clever" riddles play on this by encouraging you to assume wrong.

Then autistic people get to feel superior.

Anyone who comes to the table with a "brain teaser" should be shot.

 

[Captain Manning]

Speaking of men, Luke thinks people harass Banana Wu because his game had bad graphics:

I laugh at Wu because he thinks cars are good investments.

Among many other reasons, but we'll start with that. It isn't even game related for fuck's sake.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I can't decide whether Roberto del Cinema is intentionally trying to seem smart by throwing out an impenetrable verbal smoke-bomb, or if his thoughts are just too jumbled and it's too much effort to form them into coherent sentences. Because, if the former is true, then Roberto would never try to communicate via writing. Writing relies on the reader as much as the writer. You can't just overload someone with a deluge of words at 2x speed via a tweet. Roberto should never tweet.

You're talking about the same guy who constantly has to emphasize words and phrases by "putting them in quotes" or, even worse, (putting long thoughts into brackets) because he is completely incapable of constructing a sentence that flows smoothly enough that the emphasis points come naturally. Bob has written an autobiography, hundreds of pages worth of blog entries, and untold thousands of tweets and his ability to use English never becomes more fluid or natural or readable. It's remarkable, really.

 

[Flexo]

The whole thing with "do not sexualize" it's a way to prevent people from finding people more attractive than you. Bob is just joining the club of the raging feminists that screech and hooters waitresess, but in a different way. Plus, they guys are doing it for a good cause. Let them do it.

But instead he goes "Police bad", but he does it in such a way that i cannot fully comprehend what is his point on the matter. That police shouldn't do all they can do to stop criminals and save innocent people? That they are too harsh when dealing with the bad guys? What does he want to convey with that message?

Ok. Based upon my best guess...

Bob is mocking American police by saying dad bod Bruce Willis in die hard was the goal for our cops. And because our police are doughy and lazy, we now have to give them advance military equipment (with names that sound like they're from the transformers) to enforce the law.

 

[Pagliacci]

After the shockwave that broke his heart, Bobby has taken to fetishize men.
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I read that Bob was thirst-posting about Bruce Willis. I go to read the tweet in question and in the same tweet he was making a Transformers reference. Could Bob become any more of a parody of himself? In one tweet he somehow managed to thirst-post Bruce Willis of all people, make a #BLM political take, and re-enforce his place as the definition of the "CONSOOMER" by talking about Transformers.