Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Bob lording over the darkies by regurgitating proven lies.
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And shocker, people think he's a stupid faggot.
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Wulfpack Legend said:
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Bob noticed. The subtweet is in response to his Clarence Thomas is a rapist tweet.
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Who the fuck mentioned Gunn Bob? The pic is making fun of something that YOU put out there dipshit. AGAIN, YOU put out both the McDonalds tweet AND the bizarre defense of Cuties while never giving it an actual review.
Chocolate Guy said:
I guarantee you he spent an inordinate amount of time thinking up this joke and is incredibly proud of it.
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Or he found it somewhere on reddit, posted it, and then realized that no one understood the reference.
 
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ravensboy said:
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1328643820951625728?s=20

I wonder how shocked he actually is and if this is sarcasm or not. Considering she's from "mayo ghoul" territory.
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Dolly Parton has been woked by Fentanyl Floyd so she is no longer a mayo ghoul.

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Ralph Barnhardt said:
Bob noticed. The subtweet is in response to his Clarence Thomas is a rapist tweet.
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Can't stay cool when confronted by a silly joke. That's our Bobby!
Note to Bobby: the non-entities who condemn Netflix's pedo porn include Nancy Pelosi's daughter.

Even Bobby's fans are feeling the need to talk sense into him:
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Somehow Bobby doesn't realize who is the mole in this game.

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Something something Clarance Thomas. I don't care enough to do research.
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A man literally cannot be falsely accused of rape. #BelieveAllWomen.

Bob smart.
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Bob thinks you are dumb for not knowing Clarance Thomas, but not for not knowing the mythological Thor.
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Bobby dispenses his wisdom to those in student debt:
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This is so emblematic of millennials, the e-begging generation: signing up for a loan you knew full well you don't care to repay, and when your creditors come, pretend to be a victim.

Another trait of crass, superficial millennials is to judge a person by her web design:
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Snyder's Steppenwolf:
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Snyder's B&W Superman:
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Bobby's Angels. Luke talks MCU:
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Positron said:
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Somehow Bobby doesn't realize who is the mole in this game.
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This doesn't even make sense unless he's suggesting he's doing it so his followers can mass flag the accounts but that's silly because that's targeted harassment and Bob would NEVER do that. He's not a lying, disingenuous coward who does cowardly, disingenuous lying like suggesting a woman who's never talked to him somehow "bordline gaslighted" him. That's crazy talk.
 
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The Nothingness said:
Not to get too off topic but these recent posts about Michael Bay remind me of this video.


And to pivot back to this thread, there are so many other film critic YouTube channels that are much better at their craft than Bob.
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Hell, this guy has just 5k subscribers and yet he’s editing better than any one of Bob’s videos.
 
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Positron said:
Another trait of crass, superficial millennials is to judge a person by her web design:
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Dear Diary,

Today I found out that if I get fired for being a pedo, and turned into a meme for being a creep, I can E-beg for McDonalds and call it "Self-Employment".

This changes everything...
 
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Positron said:
The meme doesn't call him a pedo; the meme doesn't even call him fat. It isn't even an insult.
If Bobby sees no problem with Cuties why is he angry when people associate him with it?

Chris is positively goading people to make more Bobby memes:
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Whack-a-Bob, the most popular game since Kick the Autistic.
 
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Archeopthryx said:
The only right Trump ever took away is them being enlisted in the army. The privilege to die in some middle eastern dirt box. What imaginary rights has he taken I don't know of?
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iirc it was supposed to be a free way to get meds and transitioning. Join the army, troon out after basic and Uncle Sam pays for the surgeries and meds.
 
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Positron said:
The meme doesn't call him a pedo; the meme doesn't even call him fat. It isn't even an insult.
If Bobby sees no problem with Cuties why is he angry when people associate him with it?

Chris is positively goading people to make more Bobby memes:
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I hate the rainbow wig in his thumbnail.

It's such an obnoxious way to seem funny, wild, spontaneous, and quirky without seeming aggressive, like a soy face.

I swear if it was 2012 he'd be talking about how "random" bacon is.
 
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make_it_so said:
A few more years of eating McDonald's like that and you won't be anywhere near 170lbs, friendo.

This guy is either lying, trolling, or just plain stupid.
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I'm overweight, I've eaten large meals from fast food restaurants that I have felt ashamed of. Yet it was still significantly less food than what is presented there. I don't get how even a morbidly obese person could consider that a "relatively small amount of food".
 
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ToddleDoddle said:
I'm overweight, I've eaten large meals from fast food restaurants that I have felt ashamed of. Yet it was still significantly less food than what is presented there. I don't get how even a morbidly obese person could consider that a "relatively small amount of food".
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Bob is legitimately either insecure about his weight or possibly the fattest lolcow on the entire farms that is not a deathfat
 
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Truthboi said:
Bob is legitimately either insecure about his weight or possibly the fattest lolcow on the entire farms that is not a deathfat
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Both.

And he’s back on his bullshit. It’s almost as if getting publicly nuked from orbit by Lindsay Ellis and humiliated by the thousands of follow-up dunks left him feeling he’s got something to prove. Much like his report cards must have noted at the end of every year, Robert hasn’t learned a fucking thing.
 
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