Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

Wow Bob had an actual job that is pretty surprising, ruining his job because he can't control his mouth is less surprising.

Whether hateful nonsense is pouring out of it or garbage food is being shoveled into it, Bob's mouth is the source of all his misery.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Just a reminder that Bob has an intense hate boner for the Metroid Prime games because they were in first person.

Didn’t he defend Other M?

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Didn’t he defend Other M?

That’s the other fat autistic bald white guy: Andrew Dobson.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Wow Bob had an actual job that is pretty surprising, ruining his job because he can't control his mouth is less surprising.

I believe he mentioned he didn't get payed for it, so it wasn't really an actual job. He managed to get fired from what was essentially an unpaid internship.

 

[existencialdispointment]

I really don't understand this "Bob would defend slavery" meme ITT. He's practically the definition of the provincial 19th century New England Republican, who would cheer on the destruction of Southern states, not because they gave much of a damn about the plight of slaves (and would enact local legislation keeping free blacks from living anywhere near them), but because they weren't hip to modern industry and were backwards mayonnaise ghoul baptists, probably Francophiles, whose agrarian "culture" justified their destruction as obstacles to progress.

He's a Northeastern stereotype that goes all the way back to colonial America, IMO.

he a more honest progressive.

 

[AnOminous]

bob is more like an ernst rohm: a fat faggot

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Hitler at least considered Ernst useful for a little while, although obviously on the chopping block once he got power. I doubt Chimpman will ever be considered useful enough even for that purpose. A new Hitler (or Stalin) would just start out by getting rid of this disgusting piece of shit just to prove he didn't approve of people like this. Down with this sort of thing.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Didn’t he defend Other M?

He sure did:

and a response to it:

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Who do I have to blow to get a thread title edit? We were remiss in not including Robert’s much-loathed legal name, and the Lindsay nuking definitely needs an inclusion.

What about this?

Current title:

Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - A Retarded, Oafish, and Obsolete 39 year old Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist White Trash Pop Culture Consoomer/Critic/Basement Dweller/Manchild with a Mario, MCU, Asian, & Pedo Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future! Got fired Twice!​

Suggested title:

Bob "MovieBob" Chipman / Robert Chipman - Obsolete, Obese Fascist Eugenicist Creeper White Trash Pop Culture Consoomer/Literal Basement Dweller with God Complex & Mario, MCU, Asian, & Pedo Fetishes - Fired Twice from Same Gig and Brutally Rejected by Waifu Lindsay Ellis on Twitter​

P.S. You guys are en fuego right now. Thank you for your service!

 

[Quixotic Man]

Didn’t he defend Other M?

That’s the other fat autistic bald white guy: Andrew Dobson.

No, both Robert and the Son of Dob are Other M story apologists.

 

[ravensboy]

He sure did:

and a response to it:

FPS = BAD

THEREFORE = PRIME BAD

this is the bog's logic

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

You see friendo, Bob has benched 300 pounds, he is the peak of evolutionary heights

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This is Chris-Chan energy right here

 

[Dusty Old Bones]

It's not even the first time he's talked about this "gamers getting mad over Animal Crossing" fantasy of his:
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Saying it "would be the closest thing we got to a blockbuster this year in terms of entertainment" is basically an admission that Bob would get more entertainment from seeing people mad about video games than from actually playing a video game himself. I'd really like to see what the last video game he actually played was. Last I can think of was Super Mario Odyssey from 2017, and even then it sounded like he was throwing up excuses for barely playing any of it because he was "just too busy" (but apparently not busy enough to stop incessantly tweeting all day).

If anything, hi-test gaymers loved AC. Is Blob seriously unaware of the Doomguy/Isabelle fandom?

 

[jspit2.0]

Just a reminder that Bob has an intense hate boner for the Metroid Prime games because they were in first person.

Bob has an autistic worldview where people are completely one dimensional, and anyone that enjoys ripping up demons in Doom doesn't also enjoy farming/life simulator games.

Has Bob even ever played a Final Fantasy game anyways? Why does he hate those now?

Edit: Theory on that last question: Lingering tard rage over Square "abandoning" Nintendo by moving the series to PlayStation. Probably trigger intense personal 'Nam flashbacks.

He hates Metroid Prime? Does he have any good taste at all?

 

[The tired cat]

If anything, hi-test gaymers loved AC. Is Blob seriously unaware of the Doomguy/Isabelle fandom?

Is that a trick question?

 

[Flexo]

If you can't be "deprogrammed", then to the gulag you go!

Someone on the Trump thread point out that it was in fact a stolen election on the part of the REPUBLICANS that ended reconstruction so... too bad Bobby is too dumb for irony.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

"Bob you can't just expect the entire U.S. military to go to war against their fellow Americans like that."

"Oh THEY don't have to. There's a little thing you might not have heard of called "drones". If Biden ever needs to quell a mayo ghoul uprising all he'd need to do is make a phone call to Jeff Bezos. I'm sure Amazon already has a bunch of the drone infrastructure already in place. Just strap a couple of bombs to those puppies and we'll be good to go. The future of warfare is automated my friend, one where we won't see any causalities (none that will MATTER anyway ).

The future Bob wants.

 

[Pagliacci]

If anything, hi-test gaymers loved AC. Is Blob seriously unaware of the Doomguy/Isabelle fandom?

I'm a big DOOM fan and even though I'm not that into Animal Crossing I still liked all the Doomguy/Isabelle fanart that came out:

Bob might say
"Oh that's just a small Internet minority, most DOOMbros are so insecure in their masculinity they'd go into a seething rage over the sight of something like that (trust me champ I've met them). Come back when the actual games have him hanging out with some cute little animal".

Meanwhile prominently displayed at Doomguy's headquarters in the newest game:

 

[Absolutego]

Who do I have to blow to get a thread title edit? We were remiss in not including Robert’s much-loathed legal name, and the Lindsay nuking definitely needs an inclusion.

What about this?

Current title:

Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - A Retarded, Oafish, and Obsolete 39 year old Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist White Trash Pop Culture Consoomer/Critic/Basement Dweller/Manchild with a Mario, MCU, Asian, & Pedo Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future! Got fired Twice!​

Suggested title:

Bob "MovieBob" Chipman / Robert Chipman - Obsolete, Obese Fascist Eugenicist Creeper White Trash Pop Culture Consoomer/Literal Basement Dweller with God Complex & Mario, MCU, Asian, & Pedo Fetishes - Fired Twice from Same Gig and Brutally Rejected by Waifu Lindsay Ellis on Twitter​

P.S. You guys are en fuego right now. Thank you for your service!

Brevity is the soul of wit. I propose:
Robert "Bob" "Moviebob" Chipman - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, coping poorly

 

[northstar747]

The only MovieBob video I ever watched in its entirety was his "Really That Good" on Transformers: The Movie. He's actually quite negative about it, because (in typical Bob fashion) 80% of the video is just him complaining about Ronald Reagan. He attacks it as a poorly-made toy commercial with spotty animation quality. Maybe he's just salty about Optimus Prime dying because they wanted to sell a new range of toys, or because (given this is a fairly recent video) he just wanted to suck up to the woke brigade and decided to play down his fanboyism.



I have a theory about this.

The modern woke male feminist wants to appear as non-threatening and non-masculine as possible. In theory this is because they believe in "toxic masculinity" and that they can defeat this by appearing to embody the opposite of all those things, though in reality it is more often than not a smokescreen for being a sex pest.

This expresses itself as all of the stereotypical "soy boy" behaviour. "Robert" sounds to patriarchical. A "Robert" will wear a suit and be sexist to his secretary and vote for Drumph and other unwoke things, whereas "Bob" is fun and friendly and wouldn't stalk you, not at all. It's the same with the soy face, wearing stupid wooly jumpers, being performatively nerdy and into "girly" things, claiming to be LGBTQ when they clearly aren't, and being seen to have loads of female friends (hence all the simping). It's all to look as "not like the other guys" as possible in order to look as un-masculine and un-rapey as possible, in order to score woke points and score some dangerhaired tail. (Of course most women, dangerhairs included, prefer a good deep dicking from an alpha Chad anyway and are turned off by useless Soyboys, but that's another matter).

I think it even explains a lot of trooning out. The logic is:

-All men are rapist pigs.
-I'm not a rapist pig ()

-Therefore I am not a man.

Remember that it was Elliott Roger who caused Terra Jones, by his own admission, to troon out because he didn't want to be a member of a gender that could behave that way.

On the soyboy male feminist thing.

I d like to bring up a rather famous entertainer know as Liberace.

This guy was a flaming homo. according to rumor he d go out and suck dudes off in public restrooms.


Here is a picture of him and his fans.

Now Liberace was a thing waay before my time. but I asked one of my older cousins why would women be fans of a flaming gay dude?

and the answer he explained to me that the effeminate gay dude attracted women because he/they were "nonthreatening" the women did have to fear his penis or something like that.

The soy boys seem to be a newer shitter version of that.

Soy boys like bob also buy in an ideology...no scratch they ree an ideology thats self serving.

They reject a standard of attractiveness because they know they dont meet it. So they dream up some bullshit about why not meeting that standard is okay or moral or just, but its just rationalizing their own faults.

At the sametime they are attracted to women who are attractive and dont see that they are thristing above their league.

I am waaay too old to use high school to use highschool as a reference, but I played a sport here and there and honestly looking back it was good to get the exercise, and socialization.

I knew a dude who signed up for the really hard version of strength training I didnt really understand why at the time, thought looking back the dude was a booty hound who understood that having some game and a lol "hard body" would help.

anyway to sum it up.

There is a history of women being attracted to "non threatening men" the soyboys who yell about "toxic masculinity" are often un masculine men, who do the most cringy beta shit, like expect that their performative wokeness will make them more attractive. rather than learning some socail skills and putting effort into their appearance.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Robert isn’t exactly a Liberace or even a Barry Manilow type. What’s his talent, tweeting while obese? Not exactly rare.