Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[AngryItalianAmerican]

Burqa

Shotgun blast

 

[Positron]

It's only ok for a movie to go to theaters if Bob approves. The dudebros fucked him over again.

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"I want to see my Jap dinosaurs in giant size!!!!"
Bobby knows there is such a thing as home-theater projectors right? Right?

 

[The tired cat]

It's only ok for a movie to go to theaters if Bob approves. The dudebros fucked him over again.

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[Chad Holdenford]

It's only ok for a movie to go to theaters if Bob approves. The dudebros fucked him over again.

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What impedes this lardass to watch this movie on a streaming service?
And why does he think Tenet being exhibited on movie theaters endangered people? I went to see it at a local cinema with some friends, and all the spectators had to obey strict distancing and hygiene procedures. The thermometer pistol accuses you of high temperature? Can't enter, get your refund at the main lobby and fuck off. It's not very likely someone got the coof going there in any of its sessions. But DNC rallies and antifa riots are hunky dory for Butterball here.

 

[AngryItalianAmerican]

 

[Water-T]

How is that villain supposed to be Trump like though? I don't get it at all from the trailers for this movie.

Then again, I've never personally seen Donald Trump swirl papers around with his mind powers so maybe Robert has got me there.

Blob doesn't know shit about comics, and doesn't realize that Maxwell Lord has been written as a rich, egotistical asshole long before Donald Trump ran for president.

 

[graywolf88]

It's not cheap to live in Massachusetts, especially on the coast. A one-bedroom apartment in Boston and pretty much any place around it for 20 miles (pretty much up towards Salem on the North Shore and Braintree/Quincy on the South Shore) can go for $1,800 a month before utilities...

Spoiler: Real Estate Sperging

The average rent for an apartment in Boston is $3,432. A 1 bedroom apartment in the MetroWest area is closer to $1,800 on average. The shortage of affordable housing in Boston has been an issue for years that the city government has chosen to ignore in favor of building high rise luxury condos bought by foreign richfags who only live here for 4 months a year. I'm sure they generate hundreds of thousands in sweet, sweet property taxes.

Thank you for your service. o7

 

[existencialdispointment]

It's only ok for a movie to go to theaters if Bob approves. The dudebros fucked him over again.

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>forced them to open
is he high? The longer they stay closed the more likely the will never reopen. secondly any one who goes to them have accepted the risks

 

[Bland Crumbs]

I don't know if someone posted this, but it cracks me up, how much delusion can one have.

I made it 1:45 in before I closed it. Is it just me or has Bawb really given up on speaking? His accent is lazier than I remember it. He sounds like someone doing a bad impression of Ben Affleck doing a bad Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawston accent.

I made it to 2:10. Robert’s accent makes him sound even more low-IQ than he is.

Chris update: Still shameless, still ignored. I wonder what percentage of his FB friends muted him after the 50th begging post.

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One like. How sad. Also I recommend buying gold because if someone is giving this imbecile a mortgage we can only be a few years(max) from another financial crisis. Either that or he scammed the mortgage company.

Why is this creature obsessed with a company that went out of business due to ineptitude?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

If Godzilla vs. King Kong going to streaming pisses him off hard, wait til you see him go nuclear if Disney decides to dump Black Widow on Disney+. That would be such a treat to have.

 

[graywolf88]

The energy generated by Robert's rage and self hatred towards those dang dirty white males could power a small city.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Burqa

that'd still leave his face exposed - you'd need a niqab instead

 

[Lain of the Wired]

The energy generated by Robert's rage and self hatred towards those dang dirty white males could power a small city.

So we should strap Bob to a tesla coil and put the Sonic movie on repeat in front of him?

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Why is this creature obsessed with a company that went out of business due to ineptitude?

It's the one period of time he was genuinely happy and had some modicum of respect, perhaps?
He has a classic case of not letting go of the past. As a matter of fact, neither does Blobbo. Must be a family tradition.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

It's the one period of time he was genuinely happy and had some modicum of respect, perhaps?
He has a classic case of not letting go of the past. As a matter of fact, neither does Blobbo. Must be a family tradition.

I'm still baffled why hasn't he gotten bored of the same stuff? Being angry all the time with nothing but the sheer powerless of the past to keep pushing you forward can get pretty boring. It's an unfulfilling, directionless life. Then again, being told to fuck off by ONE OF HIS WAIFUS didn't seem to reach him then I don't think anything will.

I am enjoying how much he is losing people more and more by constant controversies.

 

[Keystone]

God dammit, MovieBlob is the biggest incel on the planet.
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Everyone who said Bob will become an obnoxiously loud incel after getting annihilated by Hotdog Girl can pat themselves on the back for being right on the mark.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

If Godzilla vs. King Kong going to streaming pisses him off hard, wait til you see him go nuclear if Disney decides to dump Black Widow on Disney+. That would be such a treat to have.

They were probably planning to if Mulan had done well, but that failing made them rethink it. But if they did go through with it, he'd probably praise them for keeping people home as opposed to that evil man Nolan who forced theaters to open and caused the plague to last an extra five months.

 

[Positron]

>forced them to open
is he high? The longer they stay closed the more likely the will never reopen. secondly any one who goes to them have accepted the risks

But but but The Democrats are the party for cultural advancement! They will bail out all cinemas!

When challenged for his hypocracy, Bobby went into what his opponents called "hyperventilating tone". Here is the unedited screenshot to show how huffy he is, and for the ease of reading I'll post the text following this.

The argument was that TENET *could not* go to streaming because Nolan's vision required it only be screened in the best possible projection and conditions re: IMAX theaters, and therefore theaters HAD to open and press/audience who wanted to see it HAD to take the risk. I 'm not questioning either Nolan or the studio's RIGHT to make that argument; I'm merely noting the selectiveness with which it's been applied re: Christopher "MY Batman movie was an *artisinal piece,* not commercial!* Nolan gets to demand this for a film which, by most accounts reported back to me at least, would've suffered very little as a small-screen debut; whereas Wingard and the other KONG VS GODZILLA filmmakers - who made NO such pretentious demands and in fact delayed their film without complaint will likely see it debut under inferior circumstances. And to add insult to injury, this actually *IS* a film that by it's nature essentially begs to be seen at theatrical scale as it's *literal STARS* are the size of buildings.

In other words, the director (auteur) has no right stipulating how his work should be shown; doing so is just him being "pretentious". Bobby knows more about the *nature* of a certain film more so than the studio that release it.


As if anyone needs an excuse to dislike Bob.

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Thanksgiving chez Le Chippa:



Why do Bahstanians love to slather savory foods with candies or soda?



It is not just you who needs a "bigger safety blanket"; everybody does. And you need a damn good reason (hint: your blu-ray raffle draw and your "skanking" to your theme song are not) to persuade people to give up their own safety blanket for your benefit.

Bobby can find nothing to thank for, so he cracks open a long-expired can of platitudes.


Our PhD in Communication is on a hard place again:

It seems "Learn to Code" isn't a viable path if you are a troon. Must be that pesky thing called "transphobia"

 

[CharlesBarkley]

What is more retarded and gluttonous, making a sprinkle turkey marinated in dew - Or being such a jerk-off you think random people should pay you to learn a job skill?

The answer is being a retarded fat fuck eating a sprinkle turkey and asking every single day people give you cash because you think your rambling about a shitty dead-end job you had a kid is somehow entertaining or interesting.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Chris is fucking retarded. Literally. “What else can I do to earn your support?” Make something I’m interested in or want enough to pay for it. If you’re dumb enough to invest “tons of money and time” to create unwanted content while you admit you just took on more financial obligations than you can handle, that’s a you problem. Goddamn this family is fucking stupid!