Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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And don't you know that Trump is going to evolve, Pokemon-like, into a capeshit villain?
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How is that villain supposed to be Trump like though? I don't get it at all from the trailers for this movie.

Then again, I've never personally seen Donald Trump swirl papers around with his mind powers so maybe Robert has got me there.

edit: Wait, aren't they actually talking about Film Robert's desires?
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I don't know if someone posted this, but it cracks me up, how much delusion can one have.

Wow, watching one of these every so often reminds me of just how bad he is at this despite a college degree in this and having done it for over a decade. He really had to stretch that one out to make it to the magic ten minute mark. Spending a solid minute at the very start whining about his life, the overly long Batman loop gag, the overly long clip at the end, repeating himself... That was a whole lot of nothing. Has he ever considered NOT doing the obnoxious compression fast-talking thing when he's obviously short on content?
 
I don't know if someone posted this, but it cracks me up, how much delusion can one have.

I made it to 2:10. Robert’s accent makes him sound even more low-IQ than he is.

Chris update: Still shameless, still ignored. I wonder what percentage of his FB friends muted him after the 50th begging post.

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How is that villain supposed to be Trump like though? I don't get it at all from the trailers for this movie.

Then again, I've never personally seen Donald Trump swirl papers around with his mind powers so maybe Robert has got me there.

edit: Wait, aren't they actually talking about Film Robert's desires?
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I'm still somehow surprised how mentally wrecked some people are, and how little connection they have to reality. I know some guy (kind of like MovieBob, in that he's a fat Internet critic with terrible taste, but unlike MovieBob he's actually an author first and foremost, and is married. To a hambeast crippled with fibromyalgia, but married nonetheless) who spent the election day this year scared shitless and watching all the Spider-Man movies to calm himself down, and being scared out of his mind the past four years. He somehow managed to be smug about the notion that he was, in fact, massively scared throughout the entire Bush presidency, too, as if being even weaker and more pathetic is somehow a 'gotcha'.
People having completely selective views on reality, it's almost frightening.
 
Wow, watching one of these every so often reminds me of just how bad he is at this despite a college degree in this and having done it for over a decade. He really had to stretch that one out to make it to the magic ten minute mark. Spending a solid minute at the very start whining about his life, the overly long Batman loop gag, the overly long clip at the end, repeating himself... That was a whole lot of nothing. Has he ever considered NOT doing the obnoxious compression fast-talking thing when he's obviously short on content?


His whole first part of the video can be summed up as "First World Problems". He doesn't get that he has descent enrings from his work, and that 4 years of Trump effected his life little to none in term of living conditions overall.

Hell, I could argue that Corona Virus didn't hurt him ether, as he sits in his Basement anyway, only going out during the need or when he wants. He doesn't work in medical Facility, where Covid patients are laying, working 12 hour shifts and having a high probability of virus infection. He is as safe as money in a Casino.

But no, lets whine about how life is hard, everything sucks and he has no basic human conditions. He acts like he is living in North Korea or Africa during the Koni period.
 
It brings me great pleasure to know that my ancestor who was also on the Mayflower was probably laughing his ass off at Bob's ancestor for being a dumbass. Time really is a cyclical thing isn't it?
Are you suggesting that the Chipman line is one composed exclusively of bumbling, self-deluded nincompoops?

I'll buy it.
 
It brings me great pleasure to know that my ancestor who was also on the Mayflower was probably laughing his ass off at Bob's ancestor for being a dumbass. Time really is a cyclical thing isn't it?
Even Chris-chan's ancestor didn't fell of the Mayflower. How shameful must that be.
I made it to 2:10. Robert’s accent makes him sound even more low-IQ than he is.

Chris update: Still shameless, still ignored. I wonder what percentage of his FB friends muted him after the 50th begging post.
I've listened to Bob a few times and i will say that his fast talking speed combined with his accent make him sound like a hillbilly at times when he races through his mindless prattling.

As well, Chris is doing everything he can to fuck his projects right in the ass. Any businessman in this day and age knows that if you nag people on facebook about products, sales and whatever they will not pay attention to you in any way, shape or form. Meanwhile, creating a solid community by integrating the topics you deal with the people you target, will eventually make them pretty faithful customers. If he made a publication taking advantage of nostalgia and about the glory days of the past, some people might actually take an interest. Meanwhile, he just cries abotu how much he needs the money.

And we know that only DSP can pull that off successfully.
 
As much as I find the bed discussion more interesting than Bob saying he wants to glass the mayonnaise ghouls for the thousandth time, the bed is actually made of different parts that fit together and not one solid piece of furniture as everyone seems to be thinking it is. You can see how the bed works here (Aliexpress link, but the video showcases it nicely). This bed in particular seems to be a 2017 model from the Chinese brand "Di Yu Xuan" and is not exactly the same as the one in the image because it's a customizable product.

For cleaning or making the bed you'd just detach the sides and lower part and do as you would with any other, then roll those parts back into place after you're done. If you're worried about waking up in the night or moving in your sleep you can keep the parts away and only put them back in place once you're awake.

Now back to Bob's impotent rage and Chris shilling his podcasts to the uncaring void.
Of course that abomination is China-shit. I was right!
 
The sunken cheeks are due to (premature) aging. As humans age, gravity starts winning the war with our faces and sagging sets in. At the same time, the facial muscles are wasting while even overweight people lose subcutaneous fat in the cheeks. That’s why fat old actresses get their faces injected with fillers, to restore volume and plump up the cheeks and area around the nose. But it usually isn’t this visible before the age of 40, unless you also have a shitty lifestyle — junk food diet, staying up all night tweeting, dehydrating the body with PBR and Dave & Buster’s cocktails, etc.
 
The sunken cheeks are due to (premature) aging. As humans age, gravity starts winning the war with our faces and sagging sets in. At the same time, the facial muscles are wasting while even overweight people lose subcutaneous fat in the cheeks. That’s why fat old actresses get their faces injected with fillers, to restore volume and plump up the cheeks and area around the nose. But it usually isn’t this visible before the age of 40, unless you also have a shitty lifestyle — junk food diet, staying up all night tweeting, dehydrating the body with PBR and Dave & Buster’s cocktails, etc.

Yeah, but Bob had those cheeklines even in his earlier photos. It's an unfortunate genetic lottery which might have resulted in face dimples if he had been of normal weight, but because Bob eats "average sized meals" at McDonalds, the fat puffs out around that area to create the bloated sunken in cheek look that is Bob's trademark.
 
Yeah, but Bob had those cheeklines even in his earlier photos. It's an unfortunate genetic lottery which might have resulted in face dimples if he had been of normal weight, but because Bob eats "average sized meals" at McDonalds, the fat puffs out around that area to create the bloated sunken in cheek look that is Bob's trademark.
To my eye, Robert had what looked like mere dimples back in the day. But with age, they’re absolutely wrecked. Compare the old photo with his nearly-40 face. You could park an RV in those crevices now.
 
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