Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[BubbleButt]

Lindsay Ellis Event referenced on OneyGays at like 2:55

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

That fucking couch was designed for wealthy childless weirdos.

Kids are going to jump on the cushions, ruining those. Anyone sitting in bed or stuck on the bed due to age, infirmity, injury, will have the people sitting at the foot of the bed's heads in the way. The side recliner is what you have to climb over so its going to get ruined within a month or two.

That's not designed for the disabled, anyone over 40, or people with kids.

Bob's ignorant non-child having non-disabled ass can sit down and shut up and quit speaking for people who aren't him.

The very idea of stepping onto a recliner to get into bed makes me hate life. It's like a hoarder took up living space design.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

The very idea of stepping onto a recliner to get into bed makes me hate life. It's like a hoarder took up living space design.

Not just that but those seats look uncomfortable as hell. I'd rather just lay in the bed.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Are you implying the fat fuck would ever get out of it again once he got in?

I'm suddenly not seeing a downside? It's like a giant roach hotel for Movieblob. Once he crawls in, he don't crawl out.

 

[Positron]

Another piece of evidence that Chris inherited the family home:


MCU:


And don't you know that Trump is going to evolve, Pokemon-like, into a capeshit villain?


That's all folks! Wish you a happy Thanksgiving!

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Another piece of evidence that Chris inherited the family home:
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$100 says that he'll still be cooking on that stove next Thanksgiving.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

EDIT:
Computer died on me in the middle of this so I had to go back and redo it

Bob questions, again, why we allow someone to continue to live. In Bob's defense he is referring to the Paul brothers so he might get a soft pass. In not his defense, he's only mad at them because they don't believe in the Corona craziness.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1331720800676835333

https://archive.vn/N4hx1

Bob knows about Metroid

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1331635109804511234

https://archive.vn/0V782

The vid is of a man free diving into a really deep pool which is what Metroid is famous for.

Bob knows about compositing.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1331683576862093312

https://archive.vn/Iyfqc

pic unrelated

Something that I found out today. Since being shitcanned Bob no longer appears in his videos. He uses the drawn people stills from his The Big Picture, even in his reviews. Doing a quick search I was only able to find two instances where he does show up.

1. He All Kops Are Buffoons vid. At 42:25 he talks about Bad Boys For Life and by talk about I mean he plays the review he did for The Escapist in it's entirety.

2. His Year of the Cat vid. At 18:47 he talks about his favorite lesbian animu, She-Ra, and by talk about I mean he plays the review he did for The Escapist in it's entirety.

The vids are not part of The Big Picture series. They are part of the new The Bigger Picture series.

The Bigger Picture is a collection of his older vids put into one vid. Why sit down for a 7-10 video when you can sit down for around an hour to listen to Bob ramble? That's a good business decision for the Moviebob brand!

Lindsay Ellis Event referenced on OneyGays at like 2:55

I have no idea if this part is real but I so badly want it to be.

 

[mandatorylurk]

Bob does 50 tweets tomorrow for Thanksgiving, that a fair over/under?

edit: might as well throw Chris at 20 tweets.

 

[muh_moobs]

Taking the console wars seriously seems like less of a high school brain thing and more like a junior high or even elementary school thing.

Not even. Bob's my senior, but not by much, so I was around for the same console war, and the Sony vs. Nintendo one that came after. Even in elementary school the debate was about which machines was actually superior, not which system was "good". As long as the box let you control the images on the screen it was good.

Even in second grade anyone who refused to play games on the "other" machine was some kind of weirdo. Everyone had their favorite, but but you'd just get laughed at if you thought people needed to "pick a side".

Holy shit that bed looks like it would be a pain in the ass for a normal person to constantly get in and out of, could you imagine how hard it would be for Bob to use? Its already a herculean task for him to transfer himself from his bed to the la-z-boy recliner that serves as his office chair.
The only good thing I can say about that monstrosity is the side table is kinda neat for a night stand and maybe for storing books or notebooks. It could be usable if you removed it from the bed and lopped off those shitty speakers for more table surface area.

You're not thinking like the intended audience.

Examine the bed from the bug-man consoomer mindset:

Such utility will be necessary in the Superior Future. Such extravagant waste of space as depicted in this image will be outlawed. The largest available pod will be just wide enough to accommodate this bed, and long enough to leave walking space to access the media viewing seats while using your wall-mounted screen.

The hole in the floor for you to shit in will be right beside the bed. The flat part above the figurine storage space is where your microwave goes, just beneath the window your amazon goods are flown in through.

 

[Caustic Gelatin]

Another piece of evidence that Chris inherited the family home:
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Ahh yes just think of the decades of grease, crumbs, oil and god knows what else caked on the to grout around that cheap tile. I'm pretty sure that whatever color it was supposed to be, it sure as hell isn't supposed to be that particular shade of "pavement under a back alley dumpster" black that it is now.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Not even. Bob's my senior, but not by much, so I was around for the same console war, and the Sony vs. Nintendo one that came after. Even in elementary school the debate was about which machines was actually superior, not which system was "good". As long as the box let you control the images on the screen it was good.

Even in second grade anyone who refused to play games on the "other" machine was some kind of weirdo. Everyone had their favorite, but but you'd just get laughed at if you thought people needed to "pick a side".


You're not thinking like the intended audience.

Examine the bed from the bug-man consoomer mindset:
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Such utility will be necessary in the Superior Future. Such extravagant waste of space as depicted in this image will be outlawed. The largest available pod will be just wide enough to accommodate this bed, and long enough to leave walking space to access the media viewing seats while using your wall-mounted screen.

The hole in the floor for you to shit in will be right beside the bed. The flat part above the figurine storage space is where your microwave goes, just beneath the window your amazon goods are flown in through.

My one thought upon looking at this monstrousity is, how do you make the bed? How do you get the fitted sheet under all of that garbage on the sides? How do you lay the comforter or duvet on top without the wind from it knocking off everything that isn't glued down? How do you clean the mattress and sheets once food inevitably spills on them? Why would you want people sitting upright at the end of your bed, blocking off your view of the TV? What happens if you have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and stumble over the outer ring of couches and endtables? What happens if you're tossing in your sleep and one of your legs/arms hits an endtable or seat back? This thing looks like what you'd get if you asked Homer Simpson to design a bed. It's " The Homer Edsel" of beds. The Bedsel, if you will...

A way to make this work in an IKEA, "Tiny Home" kind of way would have been to hide all of the cushion/endtable/bookshelf stuff under the bed, to be pulled out whenever the situation called for it. As it is, it just comes across as a cluttered mess.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Ahh yes just think of the decades of grease, crumbs, oil and god knows what else caked on the to grout around that cheap tile. I'm pretty sure that whatever color it was supposed to be, it sure as hell isn't supposed to be that particular shade of "pavement under a back alley dumpster" black that it is now.

as it exists today

What are they going to clean it or is this the prelude to a beg-a-thon where they try to get someone to sponsor The Fatass Kitchen where some moronic company sponsors them to do a series of videos where they renovate that hole where the Chipman gruel has been manufactured for decades?

They should do an Antique Roadshow-esque episode where all the cheap beer containers are appraised and then recycled as they should have been immediately after use.

My god what a nightmare...Get Gordon Ramsey in there to examine the goop from which the superior being shall spring forth that bakes over and over between those tacky tiles.

VoVo Vag and VoVo Regretman are probably incredibly proud of their lineage that subsists off of the crumbs thrown at them from people too stupid to know better.

Happy Thanksgiving.

 

[Koby_Fish]

as it exists today

What are they going to clean it or is this the prelude to a beg-a-thon where they try to get someone to sponsor The Fatass Kitchen where some moronic company sponsors them to do a series of videos where they renovate that hole where the Chipman gruel has been manufactured for decades?

They should do an Antique Roadshow-esque episode where all the cheap beer containers are appraised and then recycled as they should have been immediately after use.

My god what a nightmare...Get Gordon Ramsey in there to examine the goop from which the superior being shall spring forth that bakes over and over between those tacky tiles.

VoVo Vag and VoVo Regretman are probably incredibly proud of their lineage that subsists off of the crumbs thrown at them from people too stupid to know better.

Happy Thanksgiving.

What I don't understand is why these exceptional individuals who are allegedly so short of cash that they need to e-beg (and this includes Bob because holy shit) DON'T turn their mountains of beer and pop cans in for the deposit. For allegedly superior I R SMRT Galaxy Brains, not doing that is the most smoothbrained thing ever and makes one wonder where the fucking white trash hoarding gene came from.

 

[ravensboy]

My one thought upon looking at this monstrousity is, how do you make the bed? How do you get the fitted sheet under all of that garbage on the sides? How do you lay the comforter or duvet on top without the wind from it knocking off everything that isn't glued down? How do you clean the mattress and sheets once food inevitably spills on them? Why would you want people sitting upright at the end of your bed, blocking off your view of the TV? What happens if you have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and stumble over the outer ring of couches and endtables? What happens if you're tossing in your sleep and one of your legs/arms hits an endtable or seat back? This thing looks like what you'd get if you asked Homer Simpson to design a bed. It's " The Homer Edsel" of beds. The Bedsel, if you will...

A way to make this work in an IKEA, "Tiny Home" kind of way would have been to hide all of the cushion/endtable/bookshelf stuff under the bed, to be pulled out whenever the situation called for it. As it is, it just comes across as a cluttered mess.

It's called "over engineering". Design something with one idea in mind and go overboard with it, while ignoring the practicality. It's like that Dilbert episode where it starts with him trying to find the "perfect ratio of powdered juice mix to water" and using a fucking laser to determine it.

But woe to anyone who expects bob or people like him to think about practicality.

 

[Water-T]

Something that I found out today. Since being shitcanned Bob no longer appears in his videos. He uses the drawn people stills from his The Big Picture, even in his reviews. Doing a quick search I was only able to find two instances where he does show up.

Even Blob realizes that no one wants to look at his bizarre "bloated face with sunken in cheeks" visage.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Even Blob realizes that no one wants to look at his bizarre "bloated face with sunken in cheeks" visage.

He covers his chin with a shitty beard. He covers his eyes with shades. I'm surprised that he doesn't cover his balding head with a beanie or something like Tim Pool. Come to think of it, hats probably remind him of dudebros or trigger autistic sensory defensiveness or something. But he should go full ADF and just cover his whole face, he's so ugly.

 

[None Drunk Username]

Even Blob realizes that no one wants to look at his bizarre "bloated face with sunken in cheeks" visage.

When I started watching his stuff many years ago and he used those stills of that one guy I just imagined him looking like that. He never should have revealed what he looked like to the internet.

 

[Ashen One]

My one thought upon looking at this monstrousity is, how do you make the bed? How do you get the fitted sheet under all of that garbage on the sides? How do you lay the comforter or duvet on top without the wind from it knocking off everything that isn't glued down? How do you clean the mattress and sheets once food inevitably spills on them? Why would you want people sitting upright at the end of your bed, blocking off your view of the TV? What happens if you have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and stumble over the outer ring of couches and endtables? What happens if you're tossing in your sleep and one of your legs/arms hits an endtable or seat back? This thing looks like what you'd get if you asked Homer Simpson to design a bed. It's " The Homer Edsel" of beds. The Bedsel, if you will...

A way to make this work in an IKEA, "Tiny Home" kind of way would have been to hide all of the cushion/endtable/bookshelf stuff under the bed, to be pulled out whenever the situation called for it. As it is, it just comes across as a cluttered mess.

As much as I find the bed discussion more interesting than Bob saying he wants to glass the mayonnaise ghouls for the thousandth time, the bed is actually made of different parts that fit together and not one solid piece of furniture as everyone seems to be thinking it is. You can see how the bed works here (Aliexpress link, but the video showcases it nicely). This bed in particular seems to be a 2017 model from the Chinese brand "Di Yu Xuan" and is not exactly the same as the one in the image because it's a customizable product.

For cleaning or making the bed you'd just detach the sides and lower part and do as you would with any other, then roll those parts back into place after you're done. If you're worried about waking up in the night or moving in your sleep you can keep the parts away and only put them back in place once you're awake.

Now back to Bob's impotent rage and Chris shilling his podcasts to the uncaring void.

 

[SerizawaMaya]

I've also seen this happen to nonwhite people adopted by White people. Somewhere in the back of their mind is this resentment from being taken away from their Motherland (never mind that their situation there was shitty enough to warrant their being taken away in the first place,) and they decide to blame their adoptive parents for "erasing their race. " The fact that playing the race card has become a lucrative pasttime of late also plays into this. As a foreign kid raised by Americans, you get the best of both worlds - you get to be raised by overindulgent rich whitey parents and you get to be an "oppressed minority" who's owed reparations and a place high on the progressive stack.

Spoiler: Powerlevel Alert

What's worse is when 1st gen-immigrants from genuine war-torn hellholes get to America, are given free shit and housing, and still complain that the places they come from are better than the Land of the Free. Knew a friend who was married to a Bosnian Muslim and he and his family did nothing but bitch about the US constantly, even though they had PTSD from fireworks because deadly mortar fire was whizzing past their windows back in the Old Country. I know that Not All Foreigners Are Like That, but the ones that are always seem like whiny, entitled ingrates, who place the blame for their shitty lives on anything but themselves.

If Bob were to emigrate to a foreign country, the first thing he'd do is complain that it's nothing like what he had seen in the Movies, and that no one in the country was going out of their way to try and accommodate his wants and desires. "Dammit! They should tear down these obsolete 500 year old cathedrals and put up a McDonalds! And why aren't the men in France wearing berets and striped shirts? I know what they're supposed to look like! I watched Pepe le Pew!"

It depends where and how you're raised. If you're raised in a place where you're actively shit on for being a minority it absolutely does not give you the best of both worlds. Especially when most of your extended family shits on you for not being *insert minority* ENOUGH. I don't think you should just paint it with such a broad brush. Though I do agree with the people who come to north america to freeload and then still bitch when they could be risking getting bombed at any moment.

not to mention, if you're raised with actual work ethic and morals getting the "free" shit for being a minority all the time starts to make you question whether you deserve anything. It's not all sunshine and rainbows the way some people keep implying it is.

 

[Illiterate Wanderer]

He covers his chin with a shitty beard. He covers his eyes with shades. I'm surprised that he doesn't cover his balding head with a beanie or something like Tim Pool. Come to think of it, hats probably remind him of dudebros or trigger autistic sensory defensiveness or something. But he should go full ADF and just cover his whole face, he's so ugly.

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