Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Why does this remind me of "a small amount of food"?
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I introduce to you the "I love my pod 5000". For an extra $1000.00 you can have a toilet, too. Otherwise, the Chinese overlords will just drill a hole in the concrete floor and install an angled pipe that leads outside of the building you can use.
 
And even his political proposals and beliefs aren’t even beneficial for people. They just resort to “Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!” and demands the Democrats give him his stuff he claims he earned because he holds the right views.
Sure, but that's every leftist on twitter, just like the Trump Enslavement sufferers who say "everything will be lovely once we no longer have civil rights."

It's the fact he literally lives in his mom's basement that makes it special.
 
God dammit, MovieBlob is the biggest incel on the planet.
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Holy fucking shit.

First of all, who the hell besides yourself do you have to resent for using your time and creative energy on non-creative tasks, Robert? You get paid four grand a month to make internet videos! And you don't even upload that frequently! The one thing you have going for you is that you don't have to get a 9 to 5 like the rest of us us to make ends meet, which is entirely what the Tweet you're responding to is about. You have so much more time to be creative than most people, yet you spend most of it rage-typing on Twitter with your fat, stumpy fingers and cyber-stalking women. You kept complaining about not being able to go out because of Wu Flu. What the fuck are you being "forced" to spend your energy on when you could write a book, make more videos, or do a million other creative things in your apartment? Oh right, you want Hollywood to hand you billions of dollars to make one of your shitty movie mashup ideas, and it's the fault of plumbers and factory workers across America that they haven't, somehow.

Second of all, I wonder what a woman in a mask did to trigger Diabeeto? Told him off for creeping on her shortly after Lindsay did, associating the two forever in his mind?

Because in Bobos stuck in highschool brain, the SEGA vs Nintendo war has never ended, it still continues on and giving praise to the Sonic movie would be turning traitor in his eyes and betraying his buddy Mario and all the happy memories he was given.
Taking the console wars seriously seems like less of a high school brain thing and more like a junior high or even elementary school thing.
 
Just read this comment about Boogie in his thread and while the details are different, boy does this sound familiar:

Watching a 45 year old man-child complain about how life is unfair while sitting in a nice middle-class home he bought for being fat on the internet is awesome. He hit the jackpot-there are thousands of pathetic Boogies out there working in fast food and coming home to a one bedroom apartment they share with another loser because like him; they are fat lazy slobs who can't afford whores. But he doesn't appreciate any of it, he just whines about things he can't control and does nothing about the things he can control.

That, my friend, is hilarious. He will do this behavior until he has a heart attack and dies, which I hope to God happens on a live stream for all to see.


That's the thing though, isn't it? Bob doesn't want certain people to be ignored or left alone. He wants them hurt.
For all his disdain for religious people, Robert has a more enduring stiffy for the religious concept of punishment than most Xians. He should thank them for inspiring the foundation of his world view.
 
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For all his disdain for religious people, Robert has a more enduring stiffy for the religious concept of punishment than most Xians. He should thank them for inspiring the foundation of his world view.
His worldview is basically a 12 year old's version of Calvinism, but with Mario and moon wheat instead of Jesus and pearly gates. Some people, in Bob's case, are literally unsalvageable for no reason other than where they were born. Why? Because muh Superior Future. Even though his Superior Future is absolutely imbecilic.
 
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Chris Chipman’s inability to feel any sort of shame or embarrassment for his relentless e-begging is truly impressive.

Get a job, Chris and stop expecting internet strangers to pay for improvements to your cluttered hovel.
Remodel? They don't even clean, why remodel? That's like getting a new dog when the old one is dead and stuck to the carpet.
 
He's as gay as he is fat.
Oh no no no. Bob's a raging incel with a fetish for asian lesbians and Lindsay Ellis, we gays do not want him.

His worldview is basically a 12 year old's version of Calvinism, but with Mario and moon wheat instead of Jesus and pearly gates. Some people, in Bob's case, are literally unsalvageable for no reason other than where they were born. Why? Because muh Superior Future. Even though his Superior Future is absolutely imbecilic.
But you see friendo, Bob is, in his own words, "reformed religious trash". Therefore, he knows those people can't be redeemed because he was religious himself before he put on a fedora was enlightened by his massive thirst over m'ladies. Checkmate, obsolete believers. :neckbeard:

No, Bob won't explain why his redemption from being a Believer counts and other people's don't. Welcome to his blocklist, friendo.
 
Oh no no no. Bob's a raging incel with a fetish for asian lesbians and Lindsay Ellis, we gays do not want him.


But you see friendo, Bob is, in his own words, "reformed religious trash". Therefore, he knows those people can't be redeemed because he was religious himself before he put on a fedora was enlightened by his massive thirst over m'ladies. Checkmate, obsolete believers. :neckbeard:

No, Bob won't explain why his redemption from being a Believer counts and other people's don't. Welcome to his blocklist, friendo.
Diabeeto's belief that other people are fundamentally incapable of change while he himself has gone through significant changes in beliefs over the last 6 years alone (all for the worse, but for the better in his mind) is just another of the many hypocrisies and contradictions his worldview is founded on. That's because his beliefs are all childish emotion poorly attempting to masquerade as logic.
 
Diabeeto's belief that other people are fundamentally incapable of change while he himself has gone through significant changes in beliefs over the last 6 years alone (all for the worse, but for the better in his mind) is just another of the many hypocrisies and contradictions his worldview is founded on. That's because his beliefs are all childish emotion poorly attempting to masquerade as logic.
Meanwhile his life has spiraled into failure. He got fired from the Escapist for his repulsive chimping out, somehow got hired back again, then fired again, again for being unable to resist his compulsion to chimp out, got told off by Lindsay Ellis, and is now openly being attacked on a daily basis by people he thought he was on the side of, while they have been secretly hating him for years.
 
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Blame bad parenting.

My cousins sorted their kids out properly though. When their eldest son started getting uppity with them and started shittalking the US and how superior the Beaners are, they didn't fuck around and let him take his privileges in America for granted, so they sent him to Mexico to attend middle and high school.
He was absolutely miserable.
He was constantly bullied for his chubby physique and mocked for being a chicano (lot's of locals hate Chicanos akin to how Italians can't stand their American counterparts), and hated living in his grandparents' humble adobe abode with shit electricity, no running water, and certainly no internet.
Dude came back 5 years later more grateful for the US and his parents than a POW.
When his little siblings saw his transformation they jokingly vowed to never step foot in Tacoland ever.

Most of the asshats who do the whole US sucks, old country better! Schtick have no idea the old country hates their guts, and that they share almost nothing in common with them.
You think 90s kids in 3rd world nations understand American 90s kids' boners for Nickelodeon or Pokemon? Or have the same love for the N64? Or even like the same music and recreational activities? 2nd generation immigrants and beyond don't share much with the old country except skin color, simple as.
this right here is why people like Blobbo and his senpais chimp right the fuck out to any suggestion from anyone with any fucking common sense "If America is so raaaayyyyyciiiiiiiisssssss, what the fuck are you still doing here? Why don't you GO and see what it's like in old country?" They're trying to keep the target audience of such a remark from actually taking it seriously and then becoming based and redpilled like the cousin in the above story. And I don't care if it makes a person "raycisss" to ask why the fuck a person came to a country and then starts shittalking the country instead of oh I don't know, leaving, because the grass wasn't as green as they thought it was from the other side of the fence. They don't even need to go "back to where they came from" IMHO, just pick a place they think is better, ffs. I mean, people were threatening left and right to leave USA because of Bush 43 and Drumpf, so what the hell? This is why Drumpf told that spoiled entitled brat Ilhan Omar, who should be thanking Allah every day that she's in USA and not Somalia, that she should "go back to where she came from" because she clearly doesn't appreciate the difference between USA and Somalia. It certainly isn't racist to tell a privileged trust fund WHITE person "If you don't like it here, why not move to North Korea/China/Cuba/<insert name of shithole country here>?"

Mind though, it's not simply bad parenting (though that's obviously a factor). It's the trash education in America with leftist teachers spouting all this nonsense about how awful America "akshually" is.
 
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Holy shit that bed looks like it would be a pain in the ass for a normal person to constantly get in and out of, could you imagine how hard it would be for Bob to use? Its already a herculean task for him to transfer himself from his bed to the la-z-boy recliner that serves as his office chair.
The only good thing I can say about that monstrosity is the side table is kinda neat for a night stand and maybe for storing books or notebooks. It could be usable if you removed it from the bed and lopped off those shitty speakers for more table surface area.
 
Meanwhile his life has spiraled into failure. He got fired from the Escapist for his repulsive chimping out, somehow got hired back again, then fired again, again for being unable to resist his compulsion to chimp out, got told off by Lindsay Ellis, and is now openly being attacked on a daily basis by people he thought he was on the side of, while they have been secretly hating him for years.

SpaceX has sent crew to the ISS, I have not lost anyone to the Coof, a relative has returned from deployment overseas, and Film Robert's life is shit. This is a good Thanksgiving.
 
Holy shit that bed looks like it would be a pain in the ass for a normal person to constantly get in and out of, could you imagine how hard it would be for Bob to use? Its already a herculean task for him to transfer himself from his bed to the la-z-boy recliner that serves as his office chair.
The only good thing I can say about that monstrosity is the side table is kinda neat for a night stand and maybe for storing books or notebooks. It could be usable if you removed it from the bed and lopped off those shitty speakers for more table surface area.
Don't have to exert herculean effort to get out of your gigantic bed if you never bother getting out of bed.
 
Are you implying the fat fuck would ever get out of it again once he got in?
I'm having a hard time believing he could clamber over the chairs to get in. He would be a beached whale, yearning for the ocean, even able to see it, but only able to flap his atrophied arms in impotent rage.
 
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Meanwhile his life has spiraled into failure. He got fired from the Escapist for his repulsive chimping out, somehow got hired back again, then fired again, again for being unable to resist his compulsion to chimp out, got told off by Lindsay Ellis, and is now openly being attacked on a daily basis by people he thought he was on the side of, while they have been secretly hating him for years.
The thing is though that Bob knows deep down that these people are not on his side, and that they aren't really his friends. He just likes pretending otherwise. I've brought this post up before, but back during the Russ Pitts firing he put out a response that inadvertently revealed a lot of information about how Bob see's his relationships with others. Just earlier this year he had an incident where he showed support for a BLM activist and preceded to get called out by him for being a fake ally.

The real reason why this Lindsay Ellis incident has him so bothered is because she did it publicly via Twitter. She brought it all out into the open, meaning that he can no longer pretend that it's the exact opposite of how it really is or tell people differently. Even if she had said it to his face in person, he would have still been happier because he would have been able to keep the facade up online. Doing so on social media however allowed everyone to know the truth, including detractors like us who were given more ammunition to be used to make fun of him.

In the end he's not angry at her, he's angry that the world now knows differently from what he wants them to believe.
 
American history is not my specialty; you guys tackle it. I just see how Bobby cannot bear to be put right:
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Well, it's basic bitch history for a basic bitch "intellectual".

Shit you can always reply to Bob, "Cool story. Now do it without googling, fatass." I sometimes love old school Bob, no matter if it's high school, college or his autumn years, he will always be deserving of a swirlie.
 
That fucking couch was designed for wealthy childless weirdos.

Kids are going to jump on the cushions, ruining those. Anyone sitting in bed or stuck on the bed due to age, infirmity, injury, will have the people sitting at the foot of the bed's heads in the way. The side recliner is what you have to climb over so its going to get ruined within a month or two.

That's not designed for the disabled, anyone over 40, or people with kids.

Bob's ignorant non-child having non-disabled ass can sit down and shut up and quit speaking for people who aren't him.
 
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