Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[make_it_so]

How old did it get? This one lasted until 17 or 18

17. He had an injury and then really started to slow down and was in constant pain, so we had to take him to the vet for one last time.

 

[Pomniman]

Oh, I never said it was right, just there was more detail why this guy suddenly jumped on John so suddenly in the movie and would push him more. Funny thing, the original movie was 3 hours long and apparently went so bad with the test audience that Sly offered not only to pay the studio for the lost money but to destroy the movie.

The book was completely different from the movie in tone. It was portrayed as more of a new-agey fated spiritual conflict leading to mutually assured destruction where there were misunderstandings in the beginning followed by hate in the middle of their personal "war" which turned into "love" through the connection they felt as their confrontation escalated towards the end and they both died. It's definitely not the sort of thing that would've gone over well with basic bitch movie audiences if they adapted it faithfully.

 

[Berrakh]

Looks like he's found the next target of his 'affections'
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He's literally the 'mediocre white guy with yellow fever' stereotype.

 

[Positron]

This isn't new, he was asking back in late 2017 if it was possible that a new human species that was mentally different could evolve without us noticing. The implication was transparent; he thought that he was part of a new (mentally) superior species, like the X-Men. No Bob, that's just called autism, and it's considered a disease for a reason.

To seriously answer Bobby's question: the first thing people would notice in a potential new human subspecies would not be any difference in physical character or brain structure, but breeding segregation (which is the prerequisite for speciation). For example, people would wonder how come some pale, furtive specimens only ever leave home for late-night McNugget parties, where it is rumored they have sex after slathering themselves in sugary sauces. When researchers investigate, they found that such specimens have enough unique bizarre DNA sequences to justify classify them as a new subspecies.

American history is not my specialty; you guys tackle it. I just see how Bobby cannot bear to be put right:

I'm resisting the temptation to post the Bob-Wojak meme.

"Aren't Nazis those wacky guys in Ingorious Bastards? I know stuff and I know stuff for a living!"

The link is a 10-minute Big Picture episode called "The History of Propaganda Is Pop Culture Is Weirder Than You Think"



Lass_Library accidentally speaks the quiet part aloud.


History and video game, what is the difference?


"Conservatives don't know anything."


Random politco tweet. No idea. The video has a grown man making Doug Walker faces and I can't stand 3 seconds of it:


This is apparently the fallout of the tweet Bobby deleted:


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So let's turn to an area that I don't doubt Bobby's expertise in: Disney cartoons.


Ready Player Two:


Chaser Chu and Bobby discuss the "sexual tension in Age of Ultron" (and other other pop-culture pablum)


The only word I recognize in the tweet below is MCU:


Our male feminist fetishizes women in masks:


Bobby's Angel. Bobby shills channel for Fake Chink:


Have you ever seen a pick-up line so clever?


Bobby resents himself for having wasted his time. Still he continues to waste his time so he can resent himself some more:

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Bobby resents himself for having wasted his time. Still he continues to waste his time so he can resent himself some more:
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So to Bob, all work - even creative work - is miserable drudgery. And yet Bob routinely stans for feminists - people who think that women aren't whole or satisfied unless they've been dragged into the rat race to work at the same jobs that men do. One wonders what sorts of draining, "non-creative tasks" that Bob is forced to participate in on a daily basis. Everything he does - from tweeting to cooking - seems to have a creative spin on it (even if it is uniformly talentless and awful.) We know by seeing the condition of his and his brother's house, that Bob spends virtually NO time cleaning. What else, besides eating, does that man Do on a daily basis?

 

[Druveer]

Funny thing is, she isn't chinese, she is Canadian. but she loves talking the big game of her heritage and how proud she is being chinese, because having an actual personality is asking for too much.

That's annoyingly common, when I was a teenager I worked with a guy from Mexico, every so often he'd get on a kick and start talking shit about the US, for the most part people would just smile and nod till he tuckered himself out and we could move on, one day I asked him if hated the US so much why not just move back to Mexico? He reported that to a manager and I got fired, telling people to go home if they don't like it here is apparently racist.

For some reason that seems to be really common amongst second/third generation immigrants, they have no idea why their parents/grandparents/etc left their home country they are just completely certain that it is superior to the US.

American history is not my specialty; you guys tackle it. I just see how Bobby cannot bear to be put right:
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Was there something said before that warranted Bobs aggression here? Cine Roberto doesn't seem to get that being smug when someone shows you have no idea what the fuck you are talking about just makes you look even dumber.

Edit: double post

 

[Bolo]

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So let's turn to an area that I don't doubt Bobby's expertise in: Disney cartoons.
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Except his expertise is shit. The manga Robert is talking about is a 15 page manga that Miyazaki made for a japanese magazine about scale models, I've just checked and it seems like its mostly about gundans now. And in the late 80's, when manga is barely coming overseas, how in the fuck is anyone at Disney going to read a manga in a niche as fuck magazine, in japanese no less, and going "Well, i just got an idea"?

The manga itself is pretty much the abridged version of the Porco Rosso movie, but it was only properly released till 92, by then Tale Spin was over, because Tale Spin sucked.

It is always the same shit with Robert, he has these ideas that he thinks that comes from his pop-culture analysis genius, as in "Tales Spin and Porco Rosso must be connected!"

Then he goes to the google and finds out that Tale Spin came before Porco Rosso and they were probably in development at the same time. Then Robert glances the Wikipedia and finds out that Porco Rosso was adapted from a manga, but never took the time to know where the manga comes from.

Still, you point this out to Robert and he will go "Well, I said "IT MAY", do you even know who are you talking to champ, I do this for a living"

Still, it takes some peculiar case of being "impresive and sad" the way Robert parades his smugness over the internet after being humiliated in a semi-weekly basis.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

Bobby's Angel. Bobby shills channel for Fake Chink:
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This woman's rise to YT fame must have been bought by somebody. YouTube has been recommending her videos under absolutely all of my search results for the past week or more. It doesn't even matter what I search, there they are.

 

[E Solveig]

This woman's rise to YT fame must have been bought by somebody. YouTube has been recommending her videos under absolutely all of my search results for the past week or more. It doesn't even matter what I search, there they are.

fucking hell its like when that liziqi shit was popping up goddamn everywhere, it was like asmr for rural weebs who wanted to see an irl harvest moon

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Chris Chipman’s inability to feel any sort of shame or embarrassment for his relentless e-begging is truly impressive.

Get a job, Chris and stop expecting internet strangers to pay for improvements to your cluttered hovel.

 

[SerizawaMaya]

There is a lot of thirsty idiots on the internet, that is what is goign on LMAOOOOOOO

Being a 7.5 or higher and talking "geeky" shit online practically makes you a celebrity overnight.

Her schtick is curious, she picks apart crappy american made chinese oriented pandering media talking from her position of authority by being chinese (and looking at wikipedia).

Funny thing is, she isn't chinese, she is Canadian. but she loves talking the big game of her heritage and how proud she is being chinese, because having an actual personality is asking for too much.

The irony is, this whole "look at my people's history" song and dance only works when you set yourself as a dancing monkey for a bunch of dull white people, because being Chinese ain't nothing special, there a billion of these fuckers going around, so settle down canadian girl because as far as "your people" are concerned, you are just as white as the rest of us.

I don't know anything about this bitch because I just don't care enough to put in any effort, but I do disagree with the point you're making.

She's Chinese Canadian. White people will never see her as white--look at how supremacists look at race, for example. Likely she grew up being told she was different from her peers for being Chinese. Lots of mixed people get told they're not white but they're not who they are ethnically either-- as in you're not white but you're not a TRUE Asian. That kind of bullshit is exactly what causes people to do stupid shit like overcommit and become faux-authorities on their cultures.

 

[Red Hood]

I had a Jack Russell once. Most violent, angry animal I've ever encountered.

But did yours read books?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

An excerpt from the chapter on Bob's Twitter DMs:

Hi.

hi who this

I saw your tweet about how people should be shot if they are seen not wearing masks outside on Thanksgiving.

lol right ppl are so selfish how can't they see they're hurting others by not using masks

Right? People who matter like us shouldn't have to suffer because of subhuman scum like them. I wish they would overdose on meth and die while fucking their inbred sisters already.

what

They should humiliated in front of everyone they know and killed so their relatives can see they are a relic of the past and incompatible with the superior future we have to create together. We have to stop them before they can cause more damage to us.

dude wtf

Do you like McNuggets by any chance?

You cannot message LEXI PUNCH-A-NAZI-TODAY #BLM (@cutielexxy).

I’m fucking deceased. The best part is, it’s totally accurate.

If Chris was so worried about money, he’d find a way to make at least an extra $1k/month doing something people actually want and are willing to pay for — i.e. those lucrative consulting gigs he’s so proud of turning down so he can beg his already financially strapped (because 2020) friends and family to pay his bills. He’s not worried about money. He’s a lazy POS who’s failed the most basic test of a husband and father: being willing to do what it takes to keep them safe, fed, clothed and housed. I have nothing but contempt for boys like this who are LARPing as men. The children are the ones who will suffer for their father’s refusal to grow the fuck up.

 

[Water-T]

Except his expertise is shit. The manga Robert is talking about is a 15 page manga that Miyazaki made for a japanese magazine about scale models, I've just checked and it seems like its mostly about gundans now. And in the late 80's, when manga is barely coming overseas, how in the fuck is anyone at Disney going to read a manga in a niche as fuck magazine, in japanese no less, and going "Well, i just got an idea"?

The manga itself is pretty much the abridged version of the Porco Rosso movie, but it was only properly released till 92, by then Tale Spin was over, because Tale Spin sucked.

It is always the same shit with Robert, he has these ideas that he thinks that comes from his pop-culture analysis genius, as in "Tales Spin and Porco Rosso must be connected!"

Then he goes to the google and finds out that Tale Spin came before Porco Rosso and they were probably in development at the same time. Then Robert glances the Wikipedia and finds out that Porco Rosso was adapted from a manga, but never took the time to know where the manga comes from.

Still, you point this out to Robert and he will go "Well, I said "IT MAY", do you even know who are you talking to champ, I do this for a living"

Still, it takes some peculiar case of being "impresive and sad" the way Robert parades his smugness over the internet after being humiliated in a semi-weekly basis.

Blob is the sort of contrarian that would say, "The sky is brown with pink polka dots", get assmad when called out on it, spend the next few hours scouring the internet for anything that allows him to be technically correct, and then become the living personification of the "Wojack crying tears of rage while wearing a smug face mask" meme.

Even when Blob is severely, exceptionally wrong, he will never back down and admit he was wrong, and instead use mental gymnastics and weasel words to retain what little high ground he has. Even when Roberto gets publicly pilloried like he did by his waifu Lindsey, he will continue to be a smug, fat asshole because that is all he has. He will never be the super-genius Ubermensch he dreams he is, so clinging onto the delusion that He Is Always Right and Everyone Else Is Wrong is as close as he gets to making his fantasy a reality.

It's almost Trumpian, really. As long as Bob believes he is right and refuse to listen to facts to the contrary, then it will become the objective reality.

 

[Illiterate Wanderer]

It's almost Trumpian, really. As long as Bob believes he is right and refuse to listen to facts to the contrary, then it will become the objective reality.

It's like The Distributist says The Left(People like Bob) win because they rarely come in contact with objective reality.

 

[Kevin Roberts]

I thought this dude was only made fun of for Mario shit because he did a cringe Mario cosplay but he fucking refers to the console wars between Sega and Nintendo as "my personal Vietnam war", like jesus fucking christ.

Look, I hate JesuOtaku a lot, but even I wouldn't call my hate "a personal Vietnam". I do it more as a joke, exaggeration, but sure, she is the reason I'm on this Forum. AVGN was "Angry Nintendo Nerd" at first, because James grow up with Nintendo and still prefers it over Sega, but he makes fun of "Blast Processing" Marketing stunt that Sega did in the day. But still, its not his Vietnam war, its just leaning to one side, even praising some Sega games and versions MegaDrive over SNES games (Mortal Kombat for example).

Hell, MovieBob is such Nintendo fanboy, he couldn't give honest and positive review of Sonic the Movie, because he is so bitter that Sega's mascot was in the better movie then Super Mario Bros. He could have praised Sonic movie, at least for the reason that it might give us all that good Mario live action film that little Italian plumber deserves.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bobby mourns SYFY Grrls:


Then he promotes the e-beggery of one of the SYFY fangrrls hosts:




Jenny Nicholson tells Bob to fuck off when?


Why does this remind me of "a small amount of food"?

Bob has NO BUSINESS retweeting this:
(cuz y'know, hypocrisy)

 

[Positron]

Was there something said before that warranted Bobs aggression here? Cine Roberto doesn't seem to get that being smug when someone shows you have no idea what the fuck you are talking about just makes you look even dumber.

I think this time I miss one. In my defense this reply by Bitter Marxist was bury deep and, because Bobby didn't reply back, nothing stuck out as I scrolled through Bobby's Twitter.


This is really nothing to a normal person, but Bobby isn't a normal person.

 

[King Dead]

Ready Player Two:
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For anyone who's as baffled by Bobby's reference as I was, he's specifically referring to "Striking Vipers," an episode from Black Mirror season 5. The plot is basically "VR fighting game turns into VR sex, and two dudes have to figure out if they're actually gay for each other." Not the strongest episode of the bunch, I'll say that much. So I guess he's implying Ready Player Two will be about Generic Self-Insert Protagonist going on a VR sex bender? Fuck if I know.

Bob always has this habit of making these intentionally obtuse references in his """""jokes.""""" I think he thinks it makes him sound super smart, like he can pull these random things out of the ether and dazzle the plebs with his ability to construct incredible humor. In reality, his attempts either fall flat completely or force people to look up what the fuck he's talking about, only to go "...that's it? fuck off, Bob."

Why does this remind me of "a small amount of food"?
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I like how Bob decides that he needs to come up with a good justification for why someone would buy this, detailing a bunch of random scenarios in which this makes total sense. He could've just said "looks comfy, I'd buy it," but no, please go on about how multigenerational disabled families with thirteen small children are the intended demographic. Enlighten us.

 

[Boss Bass]

Mein Kampfy Couch: The Basement Edition

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