Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Captain Manning]

It's gonna be really fucked up when Bob becomes some NWO Commissar and personally executes us all.

It's horrifying to say this, but I'd say a future where commissars go around executing us is more likely than one where Bob doesn't die of a heart attack before he can become one. Or gets himself yeeted by them.

I suppose we should take what wins we can.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Hold up, the only version of The Time machine that is portrayed the way Bob says it is Wishbone where the Eloi were presented as these innocent advanced future good people and the Morlocks these evil ignorant well dwellers who just brutalized them because they hated their advanced civilization.

Notice all the Eloi are portrayed to look like Normal people who have mentally ascended to the point where war and fighting made no sense and were just the good parts of humanity. Nothing about physical atrophy is present.

This might be a controversial statement but I think Wishbone is a good boy and I would like to pet him.

 

[Nobue]

This might be a controversial statement but I think Wishbone is a good boy and I would like to pet him.

I had a Jack Russell once. Most violent, angry animal I've ever encountered.

 

[AnOminous]

It's horrifying to say this, but I'd say a future where commissars go around executing us is more likely than one where Bob doesn't die of a heart attack before he can become one. Or gets himself yeeted by them.

Bob is going to be so pissed when he's on his deathbed, with no feet, and realizes being a fat fuck has robbed him of ever making it alive to his Superior Future. The Superior Future does not have this lardass in it even if it were actually on its way.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Bob is going to be so pissed when he's on his deathbed, with no feet, and realizes being a fat fuck has robbed him of ever making it alive to his Superior Future. The Superior Future does not have this lardass in it even if it were actually on its way.

With all due respect, 'MovieBob' and 'realizes' are like oil and water.

 

[Jones McCann]

NGL, even though I came up with the last poll, I’ve been itching to see it replaced for months now. Too much scrolling.

I had a Jack Russell once. Most violent, angry animal I've ever encountered.

I have a Jack Russell and she's pretty fucking insane, although she's never attacked anyone she would definitely do it. She also tends to want to bite your face when she gets close, although I don't think she means harm. You just have to watch around kids because they tend to poke eyes and hit dogs without meaning to which might set them off.

 

[Caustic Gelatin]

This isn't new, he was asking back in late 2017 if it was possible that a new human species that was mentally different could evolve without us noticing. The implication was transparent; he thought that he was part of a new (mentally) superior species, like the X-Men. No Bob, that's just called autism, and it's considered a disease for a reason.
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Ironically, if I remember correctly he doesn't actually like the X-Men as a franchise, probably because he hates it when a person or group he identifies with is made the villain (he made a video "Magneto Was Right"):
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I cant be arsed to try to find that video, but I am totally unsurprised Bob would side with genocidal maniac that wants to wipe out all the "sub-humans".

His moon wheat concept is emblematic of how purely dumb his "Superior Future" is. He is incapable of grasping why the economies of scale or even just mere practically make this impossible. It could be reasonable to have agriculture for some permanent settlement there (because it would be cheaper to grow it there than transport it there), but there is no way it could have any practical impact on food supplies down here.

With the amount of scorn Bob-O has for agriculture it makes me wonder if he has ever even seen a farm field. I know that's a trick question as everything outside of his bug-hut is untamed wilderness. The amount of space required to produce enough food for even a small population is enormous. That's not even factoring in the amount of work and science (yes science Bob) behind not only growing food, but making sure you can continually produce it.

It makes me wonder when he curls up on his pile of dirty laundry to sleep how he pictures his glorious techno-consoomer utopia. I'm amazed he would even consider "moon wheat" seeing that would be farming and farming is a yucky relic of the past. Honestly I just assume he would believe Big Macs would be made with a star trek like replicator then either teleported into his mouth or sucked through a series of pneumatic tubes directly down his craw.

 

[ravensboy]

I have a Jack Russell and she's pretty fucking insane, although she's never attacked anyone she would definitely do it. She also tends to want to bite your face when she gets close, although I don't think she means harm. You just have to watch around kids because they tend to poke eyes and hit dogs without meaning to which might set them off.

future shitbull apologist?

 

[cuÞbert]

I've recently been on an Elder Scrolls kick, preparing for a gaming PC upgrade and I was just thinking about how Hrodebert Kino whole ethos reminds me of the Imga.

Allow me to get autistic.

In Elder Scrolls lore, the Imga are a race of semi-intelligent gorilla people native to Valenwood (the same homeland as wood elves). Their society highly idolizes and emulates the ultra refined and ancient High Elven culture in every way, even taking their beliefs of being racially superior to other peoples. Even though the High Elves probably have an even lower opinion of Imga than humans.
Loreocket Guide to the Empire, 1st Edition/Aldmeri Dominion - The Unofficial Elder Scrolls Pages (UESP)

The Great Apes, or Imga, are native beastfolk of Valenwood. They see the High Elves as their lords and masters, and as a portrait of an ideal, civilized society. Great Apes go to desperate measures to emulate the High Elves: they wear capes, practice with the dueling sword, and attempt to speak with perfect enunciation and courtly manners despite their gravelly, baritone voices. Each Imga bears some kind of title, be it Baron, Duke, Earl, or the like, which they use when addressing the members of the Thalmor (needless to say, there are no landowning Great Apes). More extreme Great Apes shave their bodies and powder their skin white to seem more like the High Elves. They often cut themselves in the process, creating the truly pathetic picture of a naked white Ape, skin dotted pink with blood, strutting around the trading posts of Valenwood with mock nobility. The Imga feel that humans are beneath them as lesser beastfolk, and pretend to find their smell exceedingly offensive - a Great Ape holds a perfumed corner of his cape to his nose when Men are around.


In this I see a perfect facsimile of Bob: a piece of white trash in denial of who he really is; an amorphous blob desperately trying to regurgitate the talking points of the intelligentsia's cause celebre, and thinks watching capeshit and lesbian porn makes him a progressive Renaissance man. A self-hating genocidal bumpkin that the people he idolizes (Hotdog girl) wholly detests.

That's who Bob is: a shaven ape pretending to be human.

 

[Lensherr]

I had a Jack Russell once. Most violent, angry animal I've ever encountered.

They’re actually one of the most aggressive dog breeds alongside chihuahuas and dachshunds.

 

[AnOminous]

The amount of space required to produce enough food for even a small population is enormous. That's not even factoring in the amount of work and science (yes science Bob) behind not only growing food, but making sure you can continually produce it.

I don't think he has any concept of "farmer" as anything other than some mayonnaise ghoul in flyover country, or any knowledge that a lot of farmers today, especially the ones operating the larger heavily automated farms, know more science just to do their job than Chimpman has ever demonstrated, and many even have advanced degrees. Current corporate farming has become a genuinely technocratic thing.

 

[make_it_so]

I had a Jack Russell once. Most violent, angry animal I've ever encountered.

I have a Jack Russell and she's pretty fucking insane, although she's never attacked anyone she would definitely do it. She also tends to want to bite your face when she gets close, although I don't think she means harm. You just have to watch around kids because they tend to poke eyes and hit dogs without meaning to which might set them off.

They’re actually one of the most aggressive dog breeds alongside chihuahuas and dachshunds.

They tend to be extremely hyper-active. Ours was pretty much right up until the final year of his life.

 

[Prince Black Dragon]

Looks like he's found the next target of his 'affections'

 

[ravensboy]

Looks like he's found the next target of his 'affections'
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hes been retweeting her for weeks and "she" is just a production account run by her husband.

She literally just takes the photos and he creates the content for her.

 

[Vesperus]

This isn't new, he was asking back in late 2017 if it was possible that a new human species that was mentally different could evolve without us noticing. The implication was transparent; he thought that he was part of a new (mentally) superior species, like the X-Men. No Bob, that's just called autism, and it's considered a disease for a reason.
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Ironically, if I remember correctly he doesn't actually like the X-Men as a franchise, probably because he hates it when a person or group he identifies with is made the villain (he made a video "Magneto Was Right"):
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I guess we can add evolutionary biology to the list of things Bob doesn't understand (along with democracy, basic human interaction, film critique, how to cook a chicken, how to get a job, basic nutrition, how to not be a fucking nazi, and of course how to avoid having Lindsay Ellis publicly rip off your scrotum and feed it to you).

The last one might seem obscure, but we all managed it. Shit, I think even Doug Walker managed it, and he's got the IQ of a yogurt.

 

[Prince Black Dragon]

hes been retweeting her for weeks and "she" is just a production account run by her husband.

She literally just takes the photos and he creates the content for her.

That only makes the entire affair that much more embarrassing & sad on blob's end
Next thing you know it was the husband doing this on purpose to gaslight him
Bob, Oh Bob
We must find a cure for your yellow fever before it kills you

 

[RazorBackBacon]

This isn't new, he was asking back in late 2017 if it was possible that a new human species that was mentally different could evolve without us noticing. The implication was transparent; he thought that he was part of a new (mentally) superior species, like the X-Men. No Bob, that's just called autism, and it's considered a disease for a reason.
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Ironically, if I remember correctly he doesn't actually like the X-Men as a franchise, probably because he hates it when a person or group he identifies with is made the villain (he made a video "Magneto Was Right"):
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Lol even his fans are all "Uh, this is kinda yikes bro."

 

[Bolo]

Looks like he's found the next target of his 'affections'
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There is a lot of thirsty idiots on the internet, that is what is goign on LMAOOOOOOO

Being a 7.5 or higher and talking "geeky" shit online practically makes you a celebrity overnight.

Her schtick is curious, she picks apart crappy american made chinese oriented pandering media talking from her position of authority by being chinese (and looking at wikipedia).

Funny thing is, she isn't chinese, she is Canadian. but she loves talking the big game of her heritage and how proud she is being chinese, because having an actual personality is asking for too much.

The irony is, this whole "look at my people's history" song and dance only works when you set yourself as a dancing monkey for a bunch of dull white people, because being Chinese ain't nothing special, there a billion of these fuckers going around, so settle down canadian girl because as far as "your people" are concerned, you are just as white as the rest of us.

 

[AnOminous]

Looks like he's found the next target of his 'affections'
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Do I smell another soft block in responses to MovingBlob's Russell Greer level creepy "nice guy" shit?

 

[Nobue]

I have a Jack Russell and she's pretty fucking insane, although she's never attacked anyone she would definitely do it. She also tends to want to bite your face when she gets close, although I don't think she means harm. You just have to watch around kids because they tend to poke eyes and hit dogs without meaning to which might set them off.

This one latched on to a German shepherd's throat and wouldn't let go until it fled the yard. I don't think it lost s fight until 14 or so.

They tend to be extremely hyper-active. Ours was pretty much right up until the final year of his life.

How old did it get? This one lasted until 17 or 18