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Oh please. We all know the schism would be over Szechuan purists vs sweet n sour substituters.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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His cheeks have always been sunken in. At that time, they were just inflated with drool from being so close to his Waifu.
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But what of the Barbecue Sauce Heresy?!?
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Let us never forget those who sacrificed it all to preach the Szechuan Gospel. Let them forever be martyrs of our sweet and tangy cause, amen.
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We know they exist only in the Redlands and will be purged in the oncoming Disney crusade.
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You’d fucking think he directed it from the way he’s been sperging out about it for several months. But no, he just assumes everyone shares his autistic fixation on extremely niche subjects. When advised otherwise, he doubles down, like a true lolcow.
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I know its Film Robert's thread but I have to say since the pic is here but Damn Dan Olson looks like a Pedo in that group shot.
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Am I blind or has Kino Robert's latest deleted John Galt moment not been posted yet?
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oh god, I can feel the "euphoria" and smugness radiant through the screen.
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Goddamn he is retarded. Imagine thinking anyone cares about an interview with some literally-who former video store employee, let alone is clamoring so hard to hear it that they’d pay you money every month. 
As always, Chris is greeted with zero likes, comments or shares no matter how many unnecessary exclamation points he forced into the post. And like a true lolcow, he will continue refusing to learn, and will continue doubling down.
As always, Chris is greeted with zero likes, comments or shares no matter how many unnecessary exclamation points he forced into the post. And like a true lolcow, he will continue refusing to learn, and will continue doubling down. 
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Chris doesn't seem to understand that Big Brother Blob's "success" was an issue of luck and good timing - nothing more.Goddamn he is retarded. Imagine thinking anyone cares about an interview with some literally-who former video store employee, let alone is clamoring so hard to hear it that they’d pay you money every month.
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Celluloid Cellulite started way back when the talking head critic thing was just starting to take off. However, unlike others like AVGN and Cinema Snob, Blobert did nothing to grow his audience and diversify his material. Sperging on Twitter like a Masshole certainly didn't help things either.
Sadly, The Chippa will never comprehend that he'll never attain what Bob did, and continue to e-beg to no avail long after the wife leaves and he's living in a cardboard box behind a Costco.
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They also get called evil, racist white supremacists and have their statues torn down.
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"Exceptional, extraordinary, singular people"
"singular"
Hear that? Bob being single isn't a fault. It makes him one of the great ones.
We might as well just make this a shared thread for the Chipman bros at this rate. Its inevitable that Chris will become a sad, even more pathetic clone of his failure of a brother at this point.Goddamn he is retarded. Imagine thinking anyone cares about an interview with some literally-who former video store employee, let alone is clamoring so hard to hear it that they’d pay you money every month.
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So, I'm not a native English speaker, and I always thought that "butch" and "dyke" were pejorative terms when referring to lesbians. I'm pretty sure lefties got mad at Christopher Hitchens for that video in which he explains why he thinks women aren't funny, and says that women comedians are all "butches and dykes" or something like that.
Anyway, I'm just posting this to ask native English speakers how offensive those terms are. Since Bob is using it here and his fans seem to have no problem with it, I'm confused. Sorry for the off-topic post. Just in case, to keep it on-topic: Bob is fat.
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Correct. The weird part is that homosexual culture was also about co-opting pejorative terms for their own use, such as the words gay and queer to refer to homosexuals. Cuss word inflation has nerfed the impact on the terms butch and dyke down to descriptors.
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The Chipman's make Jack Scalfani look like Thomas Keller
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Honestly, has there ever been a Godzilla movie that critics didn't hate? It doesn't matter if people love Godzilla, critics will find some way to complain about it. Did you know Roger Ebert thought that Godzilla 1985 was trying to to be a "so bad it's good" film?
I get that some of the earlier Godzilla films can be enjoyable because of how goofy they can get (remember the Godzilla kick?), but how can you claim a Godzilla movie is trying to be bad?
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