Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[ConsoleWarVet]

"The bullets are flying". You don't say!
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Mario still have empathy for Peach and the Toads "when the bullets are flying". What'd he think of Bob?

Yesterday was not a particularly focused day for him.

Bobby takes 15 words to say "fuck you Dad". And good luck to those misguided souls who think Blue States = Safety.
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So empathy isn't "unpopular" after all: it is perpetually popular when the left demands it.

You've probably noticed there are fewer trannies and more hearse cars in the streets today. The reason is this baked and based post by Elon Musk:
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Poor Bobby! Think of the many Angels he has to placate!
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More trannies bullshit:
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In Bobby's Angels, Nick Parrott wants people to be his unpaid research assistants:
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Troons are pro surveillance and anti body-autonomy. I bet Nymphomachy thinks people who won't fuck trannies don't deserve to be happy too.
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I'm pretty sure part of trans identity is getting repeatedly kicked out by their landlords.
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Why don't you take him in, Bobby?

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Dan Crenshaw resorts to the Agents of SHIELDS aesthetic in his fight against AOC et al. It is perfectly retarded so make sure you watch it.
For once I agree with Bobby's assessment:
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So why didn't you convince your hubby to abolish the Electorial College? What a trashy, disgusting creature.

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If someone impersonates The Abortion on Twitter and tells Bobby she wishes to apologize, I think he'll fall for it.

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Lol wut?

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Streaming. The Only True Way is the Disney Way.
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Paramount is going to make a Dungeons and Dragons movie. Bobby's imagination runs riot.
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For some reason people are begging Bob to judge them.
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What "woman director" does Bobby know of, you ask?
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Shitting on a conservative woman's look while salivating at the most grotesque of trannies:
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Our Bobby is better because he merely cyberstalks.

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That d&d movie should just be Guardians of the Galaxy with swords tweet perfectly sums up why I have only watched a handful of new movies in the last five years.

You'd think a "professional" film critic wouldn't want even more derivative bullshit. At this point I hope Covid has done irreparable damage to the film industry and they're forced to make small budget narrative driven movies the norm.

Hm, now I wonder if Sandler is Bobs personal arch enemy, like Snyder and Nolan.

Pixels was Bob's 9/11 and Sandler is his Bin Laden

 

[The tired cat]

Pixels was Bob's 9/11 and Sandler is his Bin Laden

Man, Bob must'ev been fuming when Doug and Rob made fun of people who literally sperged out over Pixels.

 

[DZoomer]

A question to the Bob's connoisseurs here: what is the meaning of the word "gamer" in Bob's vernacular? Sometimes I see him using that word and I can't help but scratch my head with what's the relation between being a gamer and what he's talking about.

For example, when commenting on his stupid idea to marinate chicken on Mountain Dew, he said that people made fun of it because Mountain Dew is a "gamer" beverage, something like that. What? I'm not american, but if I were to elect a beverage as the "gamer beverage", it would be Monster, because of the memes.

Anyway, yeah, what is a "gamer" in Bob's world? Is it just a synonym of MAGA chud, Mayo ghoul etc?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

A question to the Bob's connoisseurs here: what is the meaning of the word "gamer" in Bob's vernacular? Sometimes I see him using that word and I can't help but scratch my head with what's the relation between being a gamer and what he's talking about.

For example, when commenting on his stupid idea to marinate chicken on Mountain Dew, he said that people made fun of it because Mountain Dew is a "gamer" beverage, something like that. What? I'm not american, but if I were to elect a beverage as the "gamer beverage", it would be Monster, because of the memes.

Anyway, yeah, what is a "gamer" in Bob's world? Is it just a synonym of MAGA chud, Mayo ghoul etc?

I don't know if he's got a set definition for gamer but I have almost always seen him use it as a pejorative. Maybe back in his early days it was just a catch all for the gamers like him, stuck in the 80's-early 90's, to the dastardly dude bros, but anymore it seems like he can switch out with manbabies, incels, chuds, insert buzzword insult from Huffpo here, and all of his weirdo followers know exactly what he means.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Did someone blast Bob's flabby buttocks over affect/effect recently, because he hasn't been able to make a tweet without wedging in 'affect' for a week now.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

 

[kcbbq]

I thought it got bad ratings because they aired it during the same time slot as the series finale of Rosanne?

Maybe that was it. I might be missing up two shows.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Maybe that was it. I might be missing up two shows.

American Idol came along. That's what killed it.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Amplify them. Look at the rise of the Flat Earth Society once the printing press was invented.

We are, as a species, fucking stupid.

The good thing about the internet is that everyone gets a voice. The bad thing about the internet is that this allows people to support concepts which are, to put it bluntly, fucking retarded.

Dear god, imagine being Chipman Snr.

Imagine being the ultimate result of a million years of evolution, the paradigm of a billion footprints leading from the Great Rift Valley through Ethiopia and Egypt, the Fertile Crescent, up through Turkey and the Caucasus, across the muddy fields of Europe and the rain-soaked rocks of Britain, sailing across the tumultuous Atlantic, just to wash up in Boston and splooge these fuckers out as the sum total of your DNA.

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Oh, you poor bastard.
I feel for you sir, I really do.
Should have stayed up the tree in Africa.


Edit: Stop talking about Firefly you bastards.

Too soon.

Eh... At some point, you have to admit that Roberto's parents had some responsibility.

That's how you get from "I'm a moron who likes Mario, he can jump" to "I will admit that the at the core of my being I exist as an uncomplicated human with a strong emotional and meta-contextual binding to the core concept of a Latinx sanitation engineer with extraordinary, nay, superlative vertical acceleration abilities."

Seriously, read that last bit in his voice and tell me it's not from one of his videos.

Fuck off Bob, you worthless waste of oxygen.

Which is definitely something Bob would say, because he'd call Super Mario a Latino despite not realising that Italy and Latin America are two different places.

Can anyone help me with these?
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Again, if Bobby were true to his words and "make peace with" MAGA chuds, this thread would have been cut by 70% at least.

House of M:
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Lots of Angels:
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Bobby is going to make a "Really That Good" episode on Adam Sandler:
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From what I can work out Bob's take boils down to ”brunch Democrats aren't the real problem, neoliberalism is”.

What he doesn't understand is that brunch Dems are neoliberals (which is why actual leftists hate them with a passion) but, as I've said, the reason he engages in all this mental gymnastics relating to brunch is because he's trying to get AOC's attention and she's very much opposed to brunch Dems.

 

[Carlos Thin]

Paramount is going to make a Dungeons and Dragons movie. Bobby's imagination runs riot.
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Watch out Bob, you're getting super close to The Spoony Movie

 

[Absolutego]

A question to the Bob's connoisseurs here: what is the meaning of the word "gamer" in Bob's vernacular? Sometimes I see him using that word and I can't help but scratch my head with what's the relation between being a gamer and what he's talking about.

For example, when commenting on his stupid idea to marinate chicken on Mountain Dew, he said that people made fun of it because Mountain Dew is a "gamer" beverage, something like that. What? I'm not american, but if I were to elect a beverage as the "gamer beverage", it would be Monster, because of the memes.

Anyway, yeah, what is a "gamer" in Bob's world? Is it just a synonym of MAGA chud, Mayo ghoul etc?

Mountain Dew was the gaming drink ~10 years ago, before Monster kinda took over:

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

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booba

 

[AnOminous]

2) so populism is inherently repulsive? Good to know Bob is against listening to the will of the people.

You're literally surprised to learn that Bob is literally a fascist? And fat too. He is not just literally fat, not just literally a fascist, he is literally a FAT FASCIST.

 

[hot hot leg]

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For f***** sakes, Bob. Me, a buddy, and his uncle all went to see Serenity in theaters just from the trailers and NONE of us had ever heard of Firefly. All 3 of us were able to follow it perfectly fine and it was only afterwards that we learned it was a series and dived into the DVDs ASAP.

As if we needed further proof Bob can't follow plots.

The bank robbery sequence at the start of the movie is a crash course in everything you need to know about Firefly to enjoy Serenity. Bob must not have been paying attention for the first ten minutes (or he was busy grabbing a second bucket of popcorn).

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

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booba

Go to horny jail.

You're literally surprised to learn that Bob is literally a fascist? And fat too. He is not just literally fat, not just literally a fascist, he is literally a FAT FASCIST.

He's a fatscist.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

Bob, you're ideas are so fucking retarded that Richard Pryor would come back from the dead just to kill himself again. You're killing comedy, you overstuffed beef jerky corpse.

1. I don't understand WHY is this *absolute retard* using three different ways of "highliting" parts of his tweets at once when they bring nothing to his shit takes anyway.
2. Biggest RPG franchise getting a movie? Well, in my opinion as a fiilm critic you should remake capeshit. It's not like D&D has stacks of bestselling books full of stories.

 

[Druveer]

It was cancelled halfway through the first season. Fox intended for it to fail - it was too expensive to bother with and it was only offered to Whedon to get him to do more seasons of Buffy and Angel. The movie resolves some of the intended plot lines, but they couldn't do all of them so they had to kill some of them, like Book's past. It kind of works the way they did it because you enough get hints of who he was to still keep the character interesting.

The problem was that people started to watch it, even though they put it in a shitty time slot, in the same way that people had started to watch the live action Tick. Both shows were put into worse and worse slots until Fox could justify canceling them. I think after the first half dozen episodes they were on at 12:00 and 12:30AM eastern (on Wednesday, IIRC) . They let the Tick wrap up, but they didn't even air 4 finished episodes of Firefly and somewhere around a third of the season was never even filmed. I never understood this, a western in space was something that should have done well.

Fox did a lot of wierd, unexplained shit like that - get shows and intentionally torpedo them. They did it with Doctor Who - Paul McGann's doctor (the 8th) was a joint thing between the BBC and Fox, bringing the series back after it had been off the air for a few years. Fox aired the intro episode against the Super Bowl, obviously got bad ratings, and cancelled it immediately. It did really well in the UK, but Fox is Fox. They were rolling in money from The Simpsons and Married With Children which were both at their peak so I guess there was no reason for sane decisions.

They also aired that shit out of order too. It wasn't until I bought the dvds that I saw it as it was intended.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Biggest RPG franchise getting a movie? Well, in my opinion as a fiilm critic you should remake capeshit. It's not like D&D has stacks of bestselling books full of stories.

It's because he's never played (he doesn't have friends) so he's relying on pop culture osmosis... As he normally does. Just like when he said a Call of Duty movie should be about a guy going through the military, starting with recruitment, in first person view because he doesn't understand CoD has actual stories.

 

[Koby_Fish]

"The bullets are flying". You don't say!
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Mario still have empathy for Peach and the Toads "when the bullets are flying". What'd he think of Bob?

Yesterday was not a particularly focused day for him.

Bobby takes 15 words to say "fuck you Dad". And good luck to those misguided souls who think Blue States = Safety.
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So empathy isn't "unpopular" after all: it is perpetually popular when the left demands it.

You've probably noticed there are fewer trannies and more hearse cars in the streets today. The reason is this baked and based post by Elon Musk:
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Poor Bobby! Think of the many Angels he has to placate!
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More trannies bullshit:
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In Bobby's Angels, Nick Parrott wants people to be his unpaid research assistants:
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Troons are pro surveillance and anti body-autonomy. I bet Nymphomachy thinks people who won't fuck trannies don't deserve to be happy too.
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I'm pretty sure part of trans identity is getting repeatedly kicked out by their landlords.
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Why don't you take him in, Bobby?

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Dan Crenshaw resorts to the Agents of SHIELDS aesthetic in his fight against AOC et al. It is perfectly retarded so make sure you watch it.
For once I agree with Bobby's assessment:
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So why didn't you convince your hubby to abolish the Electorial College? What a trashy, disgusting creature.

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If someone impersonates The Abortion on Twitter and tells Bobby she wishes to apologize, I think he'll fall for it.

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Lol wut?

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Streaming. The Only True Way is the Disney Way.
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Paramount is going to make a Dungeons and Dragons movie. Bobby's imagination runs riot.
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For some reason people are begging Bob to judge them.
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What "woman director" does Bobby know of, you ask?
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Shitting on a conservative woman's look while salivating at the most grotesque of trannies:
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Our Bobby is better because he merely cyberstalks.

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I think the "fuck you dad" moment in this context actually has to do with Bobby empathizing with his Angels who, upon discovering they're going to troon themselves out (or come out of the closet in the case of non-heterosexuals), went to big cities to escape the moral judgments inherent in Small Town Red State Jesusland. Based of course, on the concept that they won't be accepted where they came from. IDK what Bobdad thought of all that during life, but I'll wager Bobmom is down with the cause, since Bob has a troon cousin and he hasn't complained about his mother being transphobic or anything.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

It's because he's never played (he doesn't have friends) so he's relying on pop culture osmosis... As he normally does. Just like when he said a Call of Duty movie should be about a guy going through the military, starting with recruitment, in first person view because he doesn't understand CoD has actual stories.

So he thinks that a CoD movie should basically be Full Metal Jacket?

You have to wonder if this motherfucker knows ANYTHING about story structure at all.