Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

You have to wonder if this motherfucker knows ANYTHING about story structure at all.

I actually don't wonder about that.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It’s release day for the Blockbuster documentary and it looks like Chris took today off as a religious holiday. He’s sperging out hardcore on his social media. Meanwhile, his daughter eats Crisco sundaes for lunch again.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Bob Senior has been dead for a few years now. I know that he and Bob were not on good terms before his passing.
From what Bob have said (take it with a grain of salt) his dad was a blue collered republican who watched Fox News. He and mamma Chipman also tried to help their fat failure of a son in the 90s by getting him into therpy or other shit to see if they could see how to help him, but Bob sabotage it all. He say so in his book.

Considering that Bob spent his entire grieving period continuing to be a sperg on Twitter, I think it's safe to say that the two didn't have a good relationship. Or Bob is simply so mentally impaired that he can't comprehend loss.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

So he thinks that a CoD movie should basically be Full Metal Jacket?

You have to wonder if this motherfucker knows ANYTHING about story structure at all.

The answer is the same to questions about positive things happenning to the fat load, such as whether he will learn something or get laid.

No, he doesn't. No, he won't.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

So he thinks that a CoD movie should basically be Full Metal Jacket?

You have to wonder if this motherfucker knows ANYTHING about story structure at all.

Unless he pegs himself as Vincent D'Onofrio. And we know what happened to him in FMJ.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Considering that Bob spent his entire grieving period continuing to be a sperg on Twitter, I think it's safe to say that the two didn't have a good relationship. Or Bob is simply so mentally impaired that he can't comprehend loss.

Both.mp4

 

[Druveer]

A question to the Bob's connoisseurs here: what is the meaning of the word "gamer" in Bob's vernacular? Sometimes I see him using that word and I can't help but scratch my head with what's the relation between being a gamer and what he's talking about.

For example, when commenting on his stupid idea to marinate chicken on Mountain Dew, he said that people made fun of it because Mountain Dew is a "gamer" beverage, something like that. What? I'm not american, but if I were to elect a beverage as the "gamer beverage", it would be Monster, because of the memes.

Anyway, yeah, what is a "gamer" in Bob's world? Is it just a synonym of MAGA chud, Mayo ghoul etc?

Next time you read bob whining about "gamers" try substituting the word, "nigger" see if that helps you figure out what he's talking about.

As people pointed out on previously Bobert doesn't actually know anything about gaming. Bob is obsessed with one game and that's all he knows, Christ I don't play FPS that much and I know more about COD than he does and I've never touched it. To Bob a gamer is anybody who he decides for whatever reason is lesser than him.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Even in the characters in Bob's fantasies are confused by his desires.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1338968537847767043

https://archive.vn/YIinN

This guy knows Bob posted cringe by, again, "joking" about killing off people he thinks "suck"

This guy knew what I was doing an hour before I did it.

Funny that he doesn't have a problem with what was said only that people are recording it.

 

[blablabla]

we all know bob is a droooling retard but even his brain should know that he is not a game reviewer right? why the fuck he is talking about cyberpunk like he is jason schreier. who in the fuck is waiting for roberto cine takes on video games?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

He made a new Really That Good video on Adam Sandler.

 

[Flexo]

Even in the characters in Bob's fantasies are confused by his desires.
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1338968537847767043 https://archive.vn/YIinN

Um.... hello? Kingsmen #1.

We know you saw it Robert, because you masturbated to the church slaughter scene. You've referenced it MANY times.

EDIT: Citations.

 

[Inshallah]

Bob lives with an RPG mentality, "I have no skills at math so that means the universe has given me linguistic ability!". That's the cope kids like him have, if they can't do equations and they can't do a single push up to save their fat asses, they immediately start reading the words in the biggest book they find to prove they are still smart.

See it actually is like an RPG system, just with stat roll rather than point buy. And sometimes the dice god is fickle.

 

[Ita Mori]

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- Has he seen the DNC? It's riddled with trannies, pedos, and sex pests to such a point that if JFK came back he'd personally gun down the fuckers with his pa's old chicago typewriter gifted from Capone.
He is in no position to laugh at the Qtards in the GOP. Hell, at least the GOP doesn't have a Moviebob.

- Fucking hell; this faggot is hitting 40 and he's still tard-bashing Christianity like a teenager with a Slipknot shirt and a Hate Eternal poster on his wall. Even Varg would roll his eyes.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

we all know bob is a droooling retard but even his brain should know that he is not a game reviewer right? why the fuck he is talking about cyberpunk like he is jason schreier. who in the fuck is waiting for roberto cine takes on video games?

Honestly I might actually watch a few videos if Bob started reviewing games that broke other journalists. Yeah his movie reviews suck but the novelty value of watching him struggle that far out of his element would be funny for probably 30 minutes.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

we all know bob is a droooling retard but even his brain should know that he is not a game reviewer right? why the fuck he is talking about cyberpunk like he is jason schreier. who in the fuck is waiting for roberto cine takes on video games?

We throw around words like retard, idiot, moron, extra chromosomes (which is all fair and fun) but I wanna make the case that Bob is not stupid. Thinking of someone like Bob as just some submental, as he liked to say, is not giving him enough credit. Bob is fully aware of what he's saying and what he wants. We have 3.3k pages of documentation with shit dating back almost a decade showing that. When he's called out for the vile things he says does he ever walk it back? No. He'll block. He'll delete it and try to ignore it or say it was all part of his plan, see when he said he was sad viruses didn't just infect people he didn't like. He'll write off any criticism as you just not being on his level, too many to list. He'll say that was a long time ago and it was in jest, again too many to list. The only time I can every remember him half way walking back anything was in a very long twitter exchange where he renounced, kinda, his Magneto Was Right vid.

https://archive.vn/U3swA

The only exception to this is when he gets called out by the alphabet people for some alleged offense, usually against transgenders, or when he get dumped hard. My point is, he is fully cognizant of what he's advocating for and proud of it. The only thing that keeps him from being an actual threat to anyone or anything is that he is pathetically lazy and incompetent. He is also perversely entitled and self important. Think about how he acts:

"I EARNED the right to be on a rocket ship!"

"They will pay a high price for what they've done to me and I will collect!"

"She gas lit me!"

"This is targeted harassment!"

"I'm a gamergate survivor!"

And to fold this into his laziness, not once, that I'm aware of, has he actually done anything to improve his surroundings in the slightest. He claimed he's given money to BLM and he went to one pride parade that we can confirm. I believe that he fully expects someone to just hear his greasy pleas and go "Bringing back IQ tests to prove your good to vote is a good idea OH and lets add in some purity tests too!" because he simply cannot be bothered to be asked to do it himself.

tl;dr
Bob is not actually retarded and if he ever got near the button flyover country would be flyover craters before we even knew what happened.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

The bank robbery sequence at the start of the movie is a crash course in everything you need to know about Firefly to enjoy Serenity. Bob must not have been paying attention for the first ten minutes (or he was busy grabbing a second bucket of popcorn).

Enh. I liked Firefly better back when it was animated and called Outlaw Star.

My theory as to why Bob defends transgenders is because he knows he's never getting near a real pussy, but a passable transwymyn might give him a handjob if he virtue signals enough... As for Bob being stupid, I'd say he has an obsession with appearing smart and can focus his autism in picking up enough terms and phrases that'll fool the rubes into thinking he has something of an education. (Mentioning the Cahiers du Cinéma French film magazine in one of his videos, for example.) When it comes to anything else though, Bob is an A Grade moron. He can't pick up on social cues to tell if a woman he follows online is trying to blow him off. He doesn't know that the Moral Majority has been irrelevant in politics since the Second Bush Era, He doesn't even know that wearing a polo shirt with a tuxedo makes you look like a total prole. It's no wonder that he wants to redefine the word "Nerd" to mean "a socially awkward someone who's obsessed with basic bitch pop culture fandom" instead of "a socially awkward someone who translates their obsession with math and sicence into a lucrative career."

 

[myiqis53]

See it actually is like an RPG system, just with stat roll rather than point buy. And sometimes the dice god is fickle.

Bob's parents both rolled zero. Twice.....

 

[make_it_so]

He made a new Really That Good video on Adam Sandler.

I really don't understand how anyone can listen to him drone on - he really isn't a great presenter or narrator. It's like his entire narration is just one giant run-on sentence.

Also, Bob saying how he'd like to best be remembered for "this series or the other work I've done" when then mentioning how he he's probably best known for his Pixels review. Bad news, Bob, but I think at this point you're best known for Twitter sperging.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Bob's parents both rolled zero. Twice.....

Three times if you count his sister.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Even in the characters in Bob's fantasies are confused by his desires.
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1338968537847767043 https://archive.vn/YIinN

So...he's a Ted Kaczynski fan? Does he realize Kaczynski wrote about people like Fat Bobbert?

15. Leftists tend to hate anything that has an image of being strong, good and successful. They hate America, they hate Western civilization, they hate white males, they hate rationality. The reasons that leftists give for hating the West, etc. clearly do not correspond with their real motives. They SAY they hate the West because it is warlike, imperialistic, sexist, ethnocentric and so forth, but where these same faults appear in socialist countries or in primitive cultures, the leftist finds excuses for them, or at best he GRUDGINGLY admits that they exist; whereas he ENTHUSIASTICALLY points out (and often greatly exaggerates) these faults where they appear in Western civilization. Thus it is clear that these faults are not the leftist’s real motive for hating America and the West. He hates America and the West because they are strong and successful.

16. Words like “self-confidence,” “self-reliance,” “initiative,” “enterprise,” “optimism,” etc., play little role in the liberal and leftist vocabulary. The leftist is anti-individualistic, pro-collectivist. He wants society to solve everyone’s problems for them, satisfy everyone’s needs for them, take care of them. He is not the sort of person who has an inner sense of confidence in his ability to solve his own problems and satisfy his own needs. The leftist is antagonistic to the concept of competition because, deep inside, he feels like a loser.

17. Art forms that appeal to modern leftish intellectuals tend to focus on sordidness, defeat and despair, or else they take an orgiastic tone, throwing off rational control as if there were no hope of accomplishing anything through rational calculation and all that was left was to immerse oneself in the sensations of the moment.

I'm no unabomber revisionist or anything, clearly he wasn't the sanest guy who ever existed, but sometimes I look at people like CinemaRobert and think Kaczynski was ahead of his time.