Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

Nothing. Calling glocks the Subaru of the gun world is the most basic bitch joke about glocks. I'd bet money bob simply found the joke on some website or blog somewhere.

If anything they're the Volvos of the Gun world:
Inoffensive
Have one feature they excel at
But there's that ONE model that does its job really well and is unique (10mm)
Beloved by Soccer-dads the world over.

ETA:
Stupid design with regard to maintenance galore as well.

 

[Nutritious_Banana]

Did the Lord of Cosplay Katanas deign to tell us which semi-auto pistols are acceptable to own, in the view of a man who has only handled firearms that plug into Nintendo consoles?

Im too lazy to dig through the thread, but there's a tweet of Rob talking about the "power" of double barrel shotguns and revolvers, as if a side-by-side 12 gauge hits harder than a your standard tube mag Mossberg 12.
EDIT:
Found the archived tweet. He likes the FUCKING TAURUS JUDGE

https://archive.md/TK48

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Im too lazy to dig through the thread, but there's a tweet of Rob talking about the "power" of double barrel shotguns and revolvers, as if a side-by-side 12 gauge hits harder than a your standard tube mag Mossberg 12.
EDIT:
Found the archived tweet. He likes the FUCKING TAURUS JUDGE

https://archive.md/TK48

Why does he feel the need to be an expert on everything? The smartest people are the first to admit they know relatively little. God, I hate this man so much.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Im too lazy to dig through the thread, but there's a tweet of Rob talking about the "power" of double barrel shotguns and revolvers, as if a side-by-side 12 gauge hits harder than a your standard tube mag Mossberg 12.
EDIT:
Found the archived tweet. He likes the FUCKING TAURUS JUDGE

https://archive.md/TK48

So on top of bob's long list of sins, he is also a fudd.

Honestly the judge thing might be the worst thing about him.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Bob making fun of Ben Shapiro is hilarious because Shapiro is everything Bob wishes he could be:

-Normies have actually heard of him; has been on mainstream TV
-Growing media fiefdom
-Ivy league educated; not pig ignorant
-Has kids and a hot wife (who's a doctor)
-Member of a tightly knit community
-Not fat
ETA: lives above ground

 

[A Random]

Why does he feel the need to be an expert on everything? The smartest people are the first to admit they know relatively little. God, I hate this man so much.

Bob believes himself a superior intellect because he liked Atlas Shrugged once. He deals poorly with people disagreeing with him and has no theory of mind to understand that when people disagree with him, it is not due to being Wrong, only disagreements. Or to understand he is wrong and he's a fat Nazi in denial.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

So on top of bob's long list of sins, he is also a fudd.

Honestly the judge thing might be the worst thing about him.

I'd argue it'd be worse if he said he wanted a Mossberg Chainsaw but that would require him to have more than surface level knowledge of guns.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Why does he feel the need to be an expert on everything? The smartest people are the first to admit they know relatively little. God, I hate this man so much.

Two of his worst qualities, among many, are trying to be the smartest person in the room and taking himself way too seriously. He also looks like he’s been in his 40s since he was a teenager.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen him make a sincere self depreciating joke or admit he was wrong. Claiming to be “borderline gaslit” is the best example of the latter during the Lindsay Ellis saga.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Bob making fun of Ben Shapiro is hilarious because Shapiro is everything Bob wishes he could be:

-Normies have actually heard of him; has been on mainstream TV
-Growing media fiefdom
-Ivy league educated; not pig ignorant
-Has kids and a hot wife (who's a doctor)
-Member of a tightly knit community
-Not fat
ETA: lives above ground

Not to mention that Shapiro is actually likeable, whereas Bob is the sort of person people cross the street to avoid.

Claiming to be “borderline gaslit” is the best example of the latter during the Lindsay Ellis saga.

It's even more stupid, because that's not what gaslighting is.

 

[Coccxys]

Claiming to be “borderline gaslit” is the best example of the latter during the Lindsay Ellis saga.

"I wasn't wrong, she tricked me."

It's even more stupid, because that's not what gaslighting is.

Gaslighting is the latest word to get the SJW treatment and be stretched to basically fit anything. Go look at the relationship advice reddit, everything anyone does is gaslighting according to those dipshits.

 

[Mola Ram]

It's even more stupid, because that's not what gaslighting is.

Thing is, I kind of understand what he meant. From Bob's perspective, he thought Lindsay had led him to believe they were friends, and the sudden reversal took him completely by surprise. I think by "gaslit" he meant that Lindsay had intentionally (or maybe unintentionally, hence "borderline") given him the impression she enjoyed his company (and maybe his affections, someday!), and the tactical nuke blindsided him.

The problem, of course, is that you would have to be an absolute moron to think Lindsay had led him on in any way, and not just because of the softblocking. She never acknowledged him, retweeted him, or sent potential new viewers his way. She barely engaged with him at all. The only way the gaslighting accusation made sense was if she was communicating with him privately, and I'm sure if she had been Bob would have said something about it after she blasted him.

It really demonstrates how incredibly delusional he is.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Gaslighting is the latest word to get the SJW treatment and be stretched to basically fit anything. Go look at the relationship advice reddit, everything anyone does is gaslighting according to those dipshits.

True, but on the other hand Reddit is full of soyboys so I'd take anything they say with a pinch of salt.

Thing is, I kind of understand what he meant. From Bob's perspective, he believed Lindsay had led him to believe they were friends, and the sudden reversal took him completely by surprise. I think by "gaslit" he meant that Lindsay had intentionally (or maybe unintentionally, hence "borderline") given him the impression she enjoyed his company (and maybe his affections, someday!), and the tactical nuke blindsided him.

The problem, of course, is that you would have to be an absolute moron to think Lindsay had led him on in any way, and not just because of the softblocking. She never acknowledged him, retweeted him, or sent potential new viewers his way. She barely engaged with him at all. The only way the gaslighting accusation made sense was if she was communicating with him privately, and I'm sure if she had been Bob would have said something about it after she blasted him.

It really demonstrates how incredibly delusional he is.

Yeah. Roberto deliberately looked for a relationship where there was none, essentially stalked Lindsay and was otherwise a massive cunt to her.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

I'd argue it'd be worse if he said he wanted a Mossberg Chainsaw but that would require him to have more than surface level knowledge of guns.
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I'd call the judge worse cause people actually recommend that to new shooters. No one cares about the chainsaw.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

How Bob thinks he handles guns in general.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Bob's retarded level /K sperging is laughable as there are legitimate reasons where some might want to get a revolver over a semi automatic handgun. One is that there generally easier to break down and clean and another is that with people with weaker hands who have harder times pulling back the slides on handguns, it helps them and cocking a hammer back is easier. I love revolvers, but honestly there is a very clear reason why military and police use them along with millions of Americans, because they are simply better in most other departments, not ot mention generally cheaper.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Bob is terrified of his own mortality, so I wonder how much dread he feels on a daily basis about the fact that his life is more than half over.

Surely he doesn't suffer delusions that he's gonna make it to 80, does he?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Bob's retarded level /K sperging is laughable as there are legitimate reasons where some might want to get a revolver over a semi automatic handgun. One is that there generally easier to break down and clean and another is that with people with weaker hands who have harder times pulling back the slides on handguns, it helps them and cocking a hammer back is easier. I love revolvers, but honestly there is a very clear reason why military and police use them along with millions of Americans, because they are simply better in most other departments, not ot mention generally cheaper.

You're making me feel left out.

Signed, a Britbong, and as such someone who's banned from owning anything more powerful than an airgun without filling out the paperwork and having a ”valid” reason. Even if I somehow got a gun, I wouldn't be allowed to legally defend my home with it and a farmer was given life for killing a burglar.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Bob is terrified of his own mortality, so I wonder how much dread he feels on a daily basis about the fact that his life is more than half over.

Surely he doesn't suffer delusions that he's gonna make it to 80, does he?

Right now, he is too busy freaking out about how he'll die of COVID if anyone else breathes within 100 feet of him to worry about whether he'll make it to 80. When if our all-knowing, all-benevolent elite overlords decide that the "pandemic" is over, Bob can go back to anxiously anticipating that the Singularity will happen and solve all his problems now that a Democrat is in office again. Any... day... now...

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

More grouching about DC:

...and when was the last time Bob touched a comic book with his greasy fingers? He couldn't even tell you about what Death Metal was about if you snatched his phone away.

By "comics writers," does that mean that he's thirsting over Mags now?

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

...and when was the last time Bob touched a comic book with his greasy fingers? He couldn't even tell you about what Death Metal was about if you snatched his phone away.

By "comics writers," does that mean that he's thirsting over Mags now?

If Bob can't even be bothered to play video games anymore, no way he's keeping up with comics.