Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Absolutego]

Part of it is trying to amplify his own shitty takes.
The other part is he treats Twitter as a blog site. A lot of his tweets were 3-4 parts long because Nickelodeon Robert can't grasp that "brevity=wit".

What's funny is he has a blog, but only updates it with links to his videos instead of keeping his spergery there. If he constrained his hot takes to just his blog he probably wouldn't be twice-fired and a widespread internet meme (I mean, we would probably link to it and laugh, but we're bored internet weirdos), In fact, that's what he used to do before he discovered twitter, back in the late 00's. But he's totally addicted to the idea he'll somehow get accolades putting this shit on a shared network like twitter that he can't realize how much he's self-sabotaging.

 

[KingofNothing]

The retweeting himself is what really sticks out. What the fucks even the point?

If this was a normal brand account, I'd say that's just aggressively shilling your shit. But since this is Bob those retweets are like 95% white knighting and virtue signaling so people see that he's a good boy.

Yeah, I have noticed Bob's seeming lack of sleep before.

People with twitter addiction never sleep

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

He needs a fucking intervention. This is obscene.

No he doesn't, keep the content flowing.

 

[Koby_Fish]

No, she's a woman who for some inane reason has decided to go around with a bald head.

That said, if I was Ayanna Pressley I'd rather be a slaphead than be the focus of MovieBob's attentions.

It's worth noting (aside the whole alopecia thing) that in Africa, women traditionally shave their heads, which is understandable in a place where it's blazing hot and even they don't want to deal with that kind of hair anyway.

 

[Adamska]

The retweeting himself is what really sticks out. What the fucks even the point?

He's so deluded about his adequacy and self-centered that he laughs at and deems his own statements as worthy of showing to the unwashed masses.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

The retweeting himself is what really sticks out. What the fucks even the point?

He's a narcissist with Dunning-Krueger. When he Tweets something that he thinks was particularly brilliant but it doesn't get attention he assumes people just missed it the first time and he must gift them with his brilliance again.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

To be fair, the shaved head is a very old African custom, but she could just be doing to be fashionable, I won't claim to know how into African culture she is. Plus we're just lucky that we can safely rock the bald style without looking like cancer patients for the most part.

Edit: Just checked and like @The Nothingness said, she has alopecia, which was making her bald so she just cut to the chase

Rep. Ayanna Pressley reveals bald head, announces she has alopecia

Rep. Ayanna Pressley, D-Mass., opened up about her struggle with alopecia, a common autoimmune skin disease that can cause the hair loss, on Thursday and publically revealed her bald head for the first time.

www.foxnews.com

My bad, I didn't know she had alopecia.

Regardless, I'd rather be bald than perved on by Bob.

A fundraiser for a wig could be good right now because she looks creepy without a wig.

Out of those 10 people:
5 have a thread on KF or are prominently featured in their sibling's thread (Moviebob, Lindsay Ellis, Chris Chipman, Arthur Chu, Naomi Wu)
7 are women, whether biologically female or otherwise, Bob wants to fuck (Lindsay Ellis, Ellie Lockhart, Monica Castillo, IndieGamerChick, Ashley Lynch, Naomi Wu, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez)
And, last but not least, a quarter of his retweets are literally just him retweeting his own posts.

What a massive tosser.

Six. Ashley Lynch has a thread in Rat Kings.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

The retweeting himself is what really sticks out. What the fucks even the point?

He’s delusional about getting a lot of likes. I mean, look at the times he tried getting Lindsay Ellis’ attention.

 

[Pagliacci]

Did a little looking into Robert’s tweet addiction.
Standard addict stuff in terms of volume:
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However, I have never seen an hourly breakdown like this. Perhaps it’s some kind of delayed send, but Occam’s razor is that it’s just a hallmark of a sick, sick person:
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But really, I’m burying the lede, enjoy the following without comment:
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I assume this doesn't even take into account that Bob was simultaneously running TWO twitter accounts for about half a year. Speaking of which I decided to look back at his now dead "personal" account: https://twitter.com/bobchipman_1981

Above are the last two tweets. You can see he was tweeting with this account fairly consistently until he abruptly stopped on October 12th. It was only four days later on October 16th that the Escapist announced Bob's firing. This seems to indicate what most of us already assumed: Bob only created his personal account at the behest of the Escapist in an attempt to keep his political sperging under control.

My guess is that Bob was informed of his impending firing on October 12th. No job at the Escapist meant Bob no longer had reason to keep up the charade of a "personal" account and thus he immediately ditched it. He only momentarily returned over a month later making a single pinned tweet redirecting people to his regular account.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

My guess is that Bob was informed of his impending firing on October 12th. No job at the Escapist meant Bob no longer had reason to keep up the charade of a "personal" account and thus he immediately ditched it. He only momentarily returned over a month later making a single pinned tweet redirecting people to his regular account.

And he was so retarded he didn't think "If I ever want to get hired again without my workplace googling my social media and immediately being turned off, I should make a personal account that's totally disconnected from my identity whatsoever."

If he did that one thing, a majority of the reason he is a lolcow (at this point) would be gone. But he needs to have that recognition or else what's the point? What a fucking nonce.

 

[Totally Awesome]

And he was so retarded he didn't think "If I ever want to get hired again without my workplace googling my social media and immediately being turned off, I should make a personal account that's totally disconnected from my identity whatsoever."

If he did that one thing, a majority of the reason he is a lolcow (at this point) would be gone. But he needs to have that recognition or else what's the point? What a fucking nonce.

It's too late. Even if he deleted all the MovieBob shit off his social media accounts, employers will just search his name and find archived bad comments of his, along with people commenting on his bad behavior.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

This song is now the Blobber's theme.

Naw, this is Bob's theme tune:

No wait. It's this:

 

[jason analberg]

There are literally a million other things you can do other than kneeling on a dead guy's neck.

They could have stood on his neck.

 

[Absolutego]

And he was so retarded he didn't think "If I ever want to get hired again without my workplace googling my social media and immediately being turned off, I should make a personal account that's totally disconnected from my identity whatsoever."

If he did that one thing, a majority of the reason he is a lolcow (at this point) would be gone. But he needs to have that recognition or else what's the point? What a fucking nonce.

No one will adapt it, but the Escapist media manager telling him to separate his nonsense from the "moviebob productions" account to save his stalling career is borderline Shakespearean.
They told him how to avoid fucking this up, but he was too egotistical/idiotic to listen.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Naw, this is Bob's theme tune:

No wait. It's this:

I vote this to represent the Chipman Brothers

https://youtu.be/JSgdBKkb3G0

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Naw, this is Bob's theme tune:

I wonder if Bob even eats at A&W, and he mades Rooty look like a twig.

 

[Halsey117]

So I'm drunk, have the coof, so I did a little dive on Robert with twitter search "evolution" from:the_moviebob. (Haven't been here in a while, anything really interesting happen?)
He really is an accelerationist. What I mean is, he's so stupid that he stumbled, backwards, into accelerationist theory without having read anything.
Like, he actually thinks capitalism is a kindof final forcing of intelligence. He describes capital "migrating" to the "cosmopolitan costs", he believes that capitalism is bringing about a "leftwing" utopia of ultimate intelligence. "Money knows where to go" is literally indistinguishable from Nick Land's idea of market intelligence recursively improving to technomical singularity. You know, the guy who talks about how he loves "the negroes" and "joggers" on twitter, and describes his ideology as "hyperracism" (I love Land, but he is an acid casualty boomer). Moviecob actually believes a dumbed-down version of the "IQ shredder" that neoReactionaries believe in. That "Capital" will elevate "intelligence" through market forcing.

The only problem here is Chipman is too poorly-read to understand that these theories of capitalism enforce actual eugenics, like culling the dumb coloreds. Ideas of intelligence are white supremacist and support colonial ontologies. But he thinks capital will somehow enforce his "enlightened librul POC eutopia" instead of actual genocide. Land, at least, was a Deleuzian Marxist, and so understood capitalism as genocide, and advocated for such, because he was an anti-humanist. Chipman refuses to read a book not about men in tights, so he doesn't understand.

Chipman praises the librul progressives who escape their evul parents and move to duh cities, except of course those people are usually white and middle class, who then gentrify the city. I was a UVA student, and saw this happen first hand. The blue college towns that Bobbo thinks are genetically superior are, in fact, some of the most racist. The intelligence forcing he advocates for literally harms POC, but he's either too stupid to grasp it or too craven to care.

If he was unironically a right/accelerationist who thought that eugenics was awesome, I could respect him. But he's a democrat who is so absolutely ignorant that he doesn't understand the words he saying, he is the kid who used big words to the teacher in school cause he was "so smart". The ultimate ignorant oaf.

I voted for Trump before anyone dares accuse me of being a dirty communist. Trump is good for "society" if not good for amerika.

 

[Positron]

Uncharacteristically, Bobby talks down a Chinese woman, because she dares to sympathize with the ghouls and question what the "experts" say:


A bunch of anti-maskers made a scene in a shopping mall (Twitter thread with about 20 videos). This gives Bobby another chance to vent off about obsolete people. (Archived)

So his "endgame" isn't merely to consign the Obsolete to abject poverty; his goal is to separate their children from their parents, presumably to be raised up in progressive tranny communes. This is a even a more gut-wenching scenario than Brave New World.

Julian Assange. Bobby indulges in his fantasy of sending MANY people for torture:


Something something school shooters something something alt-right nazis Ben Shapiro:

He didn't mention Gamegate. Is anyone as surprised as I am?

+ + + +
Bobby is triggered by conservative woman with a gun. He knows guns.

Bobby thinks people own a gun just to be cool. So white, so male, so privileged.

Peter Coffin unblocks Bobby to shit on his Twitter:

What a cute pair of lovebirds. Can they even live without each other?


(Side note: "Don't blame the people; it is always the system's fault" is as central in Coffin's world view as "No bad tactics, only bad targets" in Bobby's.)



+ + + +
It seems Bobby sees the light and understands that capeshit isn't real:

Oh, it's just that anything that involves Synder isn't real. Sorry I got my hope up.

More grouching about DC:

(Go to Ed Zitron's Twitter for full-res picts)

Bobby reuploads the reviews he did under The Escapist to his personal channel:


Which brings him a new spate of haters.

OK not a bad comeback, but cut out the part about Holy Ground: that's autistic.

With his Sonics review, he spergs out about his new smart ideas:


Bobby's Angels. A "busty redhead" is waiting out for a hero.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Bobby is triggered by conservative woman with a gun. He knows guns.
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What the hell is wrong Subaru cars? They are actually pretty well made, and are great in bad weather conditions such as the snow.

 

[Positron]

What the hell is wrong Subaru cars? They are actually pretty well made, and are great in bad weather conditions such as the snow.

Can we say they are the MCU of cars?

Bonus content:

I have a feeling that should Chris develop melanoma, we'd be the first to know.