Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Oh Long Johnson]

Holy shit, is that one on the right the troon end boss?

 

[KingofNothing]

Yeah, kind of. Except he doesn't know if Santos actually ever had such views so he has to broaden his accusation of hypocrisy to "folks like Santos" (whatever that means).

That'd be true if Santos is really pro-cancel, which neither Chris nor I can be bothered to check. If there is no evidence that Santos has ever congratulated anyone being fired for wrongthink (remember this shit is a specialty of the woke; Chris and Bob themselves have tried to get someone fired), then what Chris's said strikes me as deflection: he is a bad person so who cares what I feel about what happened to his fiancée?

Hm, I suppose I could have been giving Chris too much credit on calling out someone for something they actually did. Looking at his follow up comments, he seems to just be mad that George went to a party in the era of the Coof. I only did a shallow twitter dive, but I've only seen George yell at Democratic figures(which is par for the course for any politician on that site), but he is Republican so I guess that might have been enough for Chris

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Holy shit, is that one on the right the troon end boss?

No, she's a woman who for some inane reason has decided to go around with a bald head.

That said, if I was Ayanna Pressley I'd rather be a slaphead than be the focus of MovieBob's attentions.

 

[The Nothingness]

No, she's a woman who for some inane reason has decided to go around with a bald head.

That said, if I was Ayanna Pressley I'd rather be a slaphead than be the focus of MovieBob's attentions.

IIRC she has a medical condition that causes her to lose her hair so she just shaved it off.

 

[KingofNothing]

No, she's a woman who for some inane reason has decided to go around with a bald head.

That said, if I was Ayanna Pressley I'd rather be a slaphead than be the focus of MovieBob's attentions.

To be fair, the shaved head is a very old African custom, but she could just be doing to be fashionable, I won't claim to know how into African culture she is. Plus we're just lucky that we can safely rock the bald style without looking like cancer patients for the most part.

Edit: Just checked and like @The Nothingness said, she has alopecia, which was making her bald so she just cut to the chase

Rep. Ayanna Pressley reveals bald head, announces she has alopecia

Rep. Ayanna Pressley, D-Mass., opened up about her struggle with alopecia, a common autoimmune skin disease that can cause the hair loss, on Thursday and publically revealed her bald head for the first time.

www.foxnews.com

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

IIRC she has a medical condition that causes her to lose her hair so she just shaved it off.

To be fair, the shaved head is a very old African custom, but she could just be doing to be fashionable, I won't claim to know how into African culture she is. Plus we're just lucky that we can safely rock the bald style without looking like cancer patients for the most part.

Edit: Just checked and like @The Nothingness said, she has alopecia, which was making her bald so she just cut to the chase

Rep. Ayanna Pressley reveals bald head, announces she has alopecia

Rep. Ayanna Pressley, D-Mass., opened up about her struggle with alopecia, a common autoimmune skin disease that can cause the hair loss, on Thursday and publically revealed her bald head for the first time.

www.foxnews.com

My bad, I didn't know she had alopecia.

Regardless, I'd rather be bald than perved on by Bob.

 

[Boss Bass]

Did a little looking into Robert’s tweet addiction.
Standard addict stuff in terms of volume:

However, I have never seen an hourly breakdown like this. Perhaps it’s some kind of delayed send, but Occam’s razor is that it’s just a hallmark of a sick, sick person:

But really, I’m burying the lede, enjoy the following without comment:

 

[Adamska]

Did a little looking into Robert’s tweet addiction.
Standard addict stuff in terms of volume:
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However, I have never seen an hourly breakdown like this. Perhaps it’s some kind of delayed send, but Occam’s razor is that it’s just a hallmark of a sick, sick person:
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But really, I’m burying the lede, enjoy the following without comment:
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So he stalks women he thinks of as hot because they are a part of what he pretends is his interests, and basically only sleeps like from 4AM - 11AM given his massive piles of tweets.

And he is on his phone tweeting pretty much at all waking hours, making between 3 - 4 tweets an hour at all times.

What a dork.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Jesus, that is more than just being a Simp, that's stalker territory and his level of thirst of knows no bounds and has one of the most fucked sleep schedules usually only reserved for 3rd shifters like warehouse and nurses.

 

[Adamska]

Jesus, that is more than just being a Simp, that's stalker territory and his level of thirst of knows no bounds and has one of the most fucked sleep schedules usually only reserved for 3rd shifters like warehouse and nurses.

Don't forget the absolutely sad part; he's such a narcissist and so effectively friendless he most often retweets himself.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Maybe I'm misreading this, but it sounds like is Chris is calling out Santos for being pro-cancel culture until it hit him and his fiancé.

This is very hypocritical because both Bob and Chris are the exact same way. Just a year ago they both tried to get a guy deplatformed and fired from his job because he made fun of Bob's stupid book. Both of which smugly acted like they weren't trying to do so until they both had meltdowns over him not actually getting fired.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Out of those 10 people:
5 have a thread on KF or are prominently featured in their sibling's thread (Moviebob, Lindsay Ellis, Chris Chipman, Arthur Chu, Naomi Wu)
7 are women, whether biologically female or otherwise, Bob wants to fuck (Lindsay Ellis, Ellie Lockhart, Monica Castillo, IndieGamerChick, Ashley Lynch, Naomi Wu, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez)
And, last but not least, a quarter of his retweets are literally just him retweeting his own posts.

What a massive tosser.

 

[blablabla]

Bob is legit pathetic holy shit.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

The retweeting himself is what really sticks out. What the fucks even the point?

 

[The tired cat]

The retweeting himself is what really sticks out. What the fucks even the point?

The desperate hope that his sempais will notice him an retweet his big boy thoughts/hot takes, maybe the deep desire to make it seem that he matters and thus people need to see his deep thoughts in case they missed them...or maybe because he's a fat fucking loser who has this moment that nobody likes his fat arse and his hot takes are more laughable than the shit you'd see on forum boards circa 2003.

 

[HEXbox Carousel]

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He needs a fucking intervention. This is obscene.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

The retweeting himself is what really sticks out. What the fucks even the point?

Attention whoring for likes.

Bob's addicted to the dopamine hit of seeing 1000 people liked his shit take.

 

[blablabla]

hot dog girl was totally in the right when she assnuked this mongoloid. Just think about it, every time you tweet something you have to see this lump of retard on your mentions rting you or tryng to inject his inbred ass on your life. i agree with the people who have said that bob really tought that lindsay was a part of his white trash loser failed life, this guy is such a fucking creepo

 

[Nutritious_Banana]

h

The retweeting himself is what really sticks out. What the fucks even the point?

Part of it is trying to amplify his own shitty takes.
The other part is he treats Twitter as a blog site. A lot of his tweets were 3-4 parts long because Nickelodeon Robert can't grasp that "brevity=wit".

 

[Quixotic Man]

Yeah, I have noticed Bob's seeming lack of sleep before.

You would need to give the government's top cryptologists a week of research and another to run models in order to figure out his sleep patterns.