Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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He thinks the coastal cities will get supplies from their ports. That is, when he doesn't think that the big metropolitan areas aren't basically self-sufficient already and actually supporting the obsolete hick countryside.
You can't live through 2020 without getting impressed by how fragile our high-tech supply chains are, how much we have to pray on everything running smoothly to get our "daily necessities".

Bobby lived through 2020 grouching how he couldn't watch Black Widow.
 
This couldn't be more accurate. But i would change AOC for Dolores Ibarruri, probably one of the most infamous yet lauded female politicians in Spain. A woman born from conservative miners who joined the communist party and whose children died in Stalingrad, being the woman that said the infamous "There are two Spains, and for one to live the other must die". But otherwise, it's dead on. And it kinda scares me because if things keep going on a real coup will happen. Because i kinda think that the generals in the army will, at some point, reach the conclusion that they owe loyalty to their country rather than to their prez or some political party. If the US goes again to some bullshit war abroad, you can expect that this will begin to get some traction.
Ibarruri did not get groomed to be a politician. AOC was a poster child for dems to be a product to be consumed. I'm getting all boomery in here but let's not forget that democracy in CY+5 is for the rubes. Democracy 100 years ago could get you killed, beaten, maimed, etc. The banana republic aspect was much more obvious.

Again, TMI but I'm not left leaning in the least. Even then I would never, in my whole fucking life compare Portland to the Miner's Strike. I have some shreds of respect for the 1920's commies.
FFS 1929 was actual industrial workers stringing bankers, land owners and baron robbers from lamp posts. Portland was LARPERS, trust fund kids and gang bangers having a rave and playing pretend, while ordering uber eats.
If you want a shitshow comparison how about the 1934 Catalonian revolt? Which was egged on by Troskistes, fucked the National front during the civil war and literally cost them the war by offering nothing in return.

Finally: Dems are one branch of the uniparty filled with lobbysts, bankers and all around oligachs. Frente Popular were socialists, dems and anarchists that were sent to a concentration camp when the other side took charge. Dems get a bonus to their paycheck regardless of who's in charge.

tl;dr - you would be better off comparing current events to fucking Skyrim or D&D rather than society 100 years ago.
 
I could go on about the matter of civil war and how Bob's small brain is not capable of even fathom what would unfurl, but i bet all of you know it better than me. And as a sidenote, he thinks that just the Atom bombs ended the war with Japan? Not the fact that they were fighting a losing war in every side and that America was about to perform a land invasion of Japan and raze Tokio to the ground with firebombs until the A bomb was brought up and they decided it was a far better option than the latter?

Sorry for the sperging.
The situation was perhaps the most complex ending to a major war in human history. To boil it down to just the bombs is a great tell that he just did a quick Internet search.

To try and make it simple, the Japanese government wanted a Nixonian peace with honor ending to avoid national humiliation, at least the Civvies and the Navy did. The former kept trying negotiations with the Soviets who kept stonewalling them while they prepared to break the NA pact they had with them. The Army was prepared to take the whole nation down with them. Then the Hiroshima bomb comes and the Army leaders try to debate peace terms that were ridiculous. Then comes the Nagasaki bomb followed by the Ruskie attack the same day. Everyone realized the jig was up but still wouldn't quite come around to unconditional surrender. Then Hirohito broke protocol and demanded that the government accept the Potsdam Declaration. The US eventually throws a bone to allow him to remain on the throne, but some Army officers attempt a coup. It fails because the main Army leaders choose to follow the Emperor's will. Army leaders commit seppuku left and right in the coming days and Hirohito broadcasts a message to people telling them they must "endure the unendurable." The US occupies Japan in time to stop the Soviets from getting a piece of any of the main islands and that was that. It really does take spergery to even make it simple, but that is the jist of the events.

He seems to think that atom bombs or drones can magically solve what would likely be a guerrilla war and that's just not the case at all. I bet he does fantasize about mayoghoul areas getting incinerated with nuclear fire like the "proud American" he is.
 
This couldn't be more accurate. But i would change AOC for Dolores Ibarruri, probably one of the most infamous yet lauded female politicians in Spain. A woman born from conservative miners who joined the communist party and whose children died in Stalingrad, being the woman that said the infamous "There are two Spains, and for one to live the other must die".
Yeah, having looked at Ibarrui's biography there are definitely some similarities.
Because killing people left and right for non compliance is a good way to make everyone else revolt.
That's what Bob doesn't realise, which is ironic because it's an overused trope in pop culture. How many times have you seen ”the government killed my dad so I joined the resistance/the Jedis/whatever” in a film?
Not sure if anyone pointed it out yet but I find it funny that Chris's self-made nickname: Chippa sounds just like polish word "cipa" which means pussy/cunt.

Universe has a sense of humor I guess.
Nominative determinism in action.
 
Plus, he forgets a lot of the things necessary for war, like supply lines and the like. Where does he think food is going to come? Urbanites cannot grow food nor keep a steady supply of clean water and if they get sieged, you can bet they will go back to the stoneage in a matter of hours with their days of food numbered, water cut and no power. If he thinks about the big artillery cannons, guess what? They are good against big bullseyes, like cities. But maybe he's getting his pants wet with drone strikes, allowing the government to massacre its own population like cattle. The power of science! He's the inmense retard that will willingly kill his own people and destroy his own country to prove himself right, when it's the most stupid move in the world.

I could go on about the matter of civil war and how Bob's small brain is not capable of even fathom what would unfurl, but i bet all of you know it better than me. And as a sidenote, he thinks that just the Atom bombs ended the war with Japan? Not the fact that they were fighting a losing war in every side and that America was about to perform a land invasion of Japan and raze Tokio to the ground with firebombs until the A bomb was brought up and they decided it was a far better option than the latter?

Sorry for the sperging.
He's an idiot who thinks if Civil War breaks out the cities could just switch over to hydroponics, put solar panels on all the buildings and roads, and deploy some sort of laser defense technology to destroy enemy shells and missiles. All within a week. He has no clue how infrastructure and logistics work and how fragile they are in this country or how long it would take to set up an entire power grid and farming sector. Especially when an entire group of people are shooting guns and throwing bombs at you and you don't have access to power or raw materials. It's kinda hard to rebuild society from the ground up and build an army of killbots when you have no water, power, materials, and artillery raining down on you every few minutes. In pop culture, yes, you can do all that because the plot demands it but in reality it's impossible.
 
Not sure if anyone pointed it out yet but I find it funny that Chris's self-made nickname: Chippa sounds just like polish word "cipa" which means pussy/cunt.

Universe has a sense of humor I guess.
Neat. Down here in Latin America, it sounds like "Chipa", a kind of bread made with cheese and eggs.
Except chipas are delicious and evocative of good times, which can't be said about Chippa, try as he might evoking them about goddamn Blockbuster.
 
He's an idiot who thinks if Civil War breaks out the cities could just switch over to hydroponics, put solar panels on all the buildings and roads, and deploy some sort of laser defense technology to destroy enemy shells and missiles. All within a week. He has no clue how infrastructure and logistics work and how fragile they are in this country or how long it would take to set up an entire power grid and farming sector. Especially when an entire group of people are shooting guns and throwing bombs at you and you don't have access to power or raw materials. It's kinda hard to rebuild society from the ground up and build an army of killbots when you have no water, power, materials, and artillery raining down on you every few minutes. In pop culture, yes, you can do all that because the plot demands it but in reality it's impossible.
Yeah. Hydroponics is practically useless anyway and is even less likely to work when you have no electricity because the enemy just bombed your power plant. In fact, the lack of drinking water would quickly become a problem because you need power for desalination plants and if your drinking water comes from reservoirs in territory you don't hold, you're in a very bad place strategically.
 
You can't live through 2020 without getting impressed by how fragile our high-tech supply chains are, how much we have to pray on everything running smoothly to get our "daily necessities".

Bobby lived through 2020 grouching how he couldn't watch Black Widow.
The only thing Bob sees is "Poor hick states get money from superior blue states", so all he knows is that the blue states keep the hick states alive. He believes that he's a thinker, but his cognitive capabilities are... Limited, to say the least.
 
Bob's such a dummy. He thinks a new civil war would be fought conventionally, with set-piece battles. A new civil war would, in large part, consist of single men with rifles reaching out a few hundred yards to touch leftists, politicians, journalists, and federal workers. Very few of whom have any personal protection or security training. Sure, when things kick off federal politicians would get assigned a security detail, but the reality has always, always been that there is very little that the military or any law enforcement agency can do to stop one determined, trained man with a long gun. And there won't be one man with one gun, there will be thousands of them, some of whom live in the very same locales as their targets.
 
Neat. Down here in Latin America, it sounds like "Chipa", a kind of bread made with cheese and eggs.
Except chipas are delicious and evocative of good times, which can't be said about Chippa, try as he might evoking them about goddamn Blockbuster.
You could also say it sounds like "chepa", which means "hump" in Spanish.
The only thing Bob sees is "Poor hick states get money from superior blue states", so all he knows is that the blue states keep the hick states alive. He believes that he's a thinker, but his cognitive capabilities are... Limited, to say the least.
This also entails with the discussion of "What is necessary and not" that to him boils down to high art, industry and mechanization... Even if his standards for all of them are far below average.

It reminds me of this shit about a woman in LA that had to close her restaurant and a few days later, right in front of her restaurant, a movie crew set up a huge mobile food court for film production because the city deems it "necessary business". This is the sort of mentality that Bob follows, but for the wrong reasons since he will firmly believe that putting out movies is more important than putting out food rather than the money the movie biz moves. (I'm still against Hollywood tho. They can all rot in hell).

This stuff makes me wish that Bob, for the sake of proving himself right and sticking to his principles, would go on a hunger strike. And we all know his body would be the only one that would benefit from that.
 
This stuff makes me wish that Bob, for the sake of proving himself right and sticking to his principles, would go on a hunger strike. And we all know his body would be the only one that would benefit from that.
That would be a sound decision, actually. Alas, Generalissimo Bobo is not one to take on good decisions, especially if they involve hard work and perseverance.
 
This stuff makes me wish that Bob, for the sake of proving himself right and sticking to his principles, would go on a hunger strike. And we all know his body would be the only one that would benefit from that.
Bob would go on a hunger strike, eat a couple of Big Macs and if caught claim it still counts as a "hunger strike" because he's still hungry. That's the type of slippery relation Bob has with honesty and the definition of things.
 
Bob's also the same fool who thinks that Cletus and Billy Bob are just hick farmers with no other skill sets. Maybe Cletus and Billy Bob are IT geeks like myself and can code, alongside cooking a mean meal. Humans are three dimensional, unlike our two dimensional corpulent bovine here.
 
Despite what Blob thinks, Soldiers are people who swore an oath to defend the constitution. Nothing more, nothing less. The idea that he can round up everyone who disagrees with him (i.e. conservatives, libertarians, etc.) and either deport or kill them is the ramblings of a lunatic. I am amazed that he hasn't been deplatformed off of Twitter yet for hate speech, but it is directed at a soft target in their eyes so he gets a pass.

No one is impressed when white people virtue signal about how woke they are or are down with the struggle of POC or LGBT anymore, especially me. It just reeks of 'look at me and how noble I am' while silencing the voices that they supposedly advocate for. If Bob was trying to stand up for me and I was any of the above I would tell him to fuck off in a heartbeat.

Bob isn't one for nuance in any facet of his life. His speech and writing styles are at a permanent 5th grader level. His life experience involves sitting in a flooded basement and eating fast food because he is too stupid to learn basic cooking skills. In his late 30s.

Don't be like Blob.
 
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