Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


  • Total voters
    1,451
Status
Not open for further replies.
Stick Bob's brain in a database so he has to spend the rest of eternity reliving the times he was angry and humiliated on the Internet.

That would be some real Twilight Zone level shit.
Yes, ideally at the same time they would perfect the ability to use a proprietary electronic brain to control a human body.

This would place a premium on well-maintained, healthy human bodies (i.e. not Blobert) and only suitable as meatspace Siri/Alexa/Cortana surrogates for the super rich (i.e., also not Blobert).
 
Jesus Bob, you get into a bullshit argument every five minutes. And how is this argument "fake"?
It seems that he expects that he can make any statement at all and not face any opposition. His takes afe superior and all, so those against him must be "fake."

What kind of a sleep cycle is he on? Did the Twitter alerts rouse the blubbery beast, was he on an all nighter, or did he get up early that day?
Has he even covered the Godzilla vs. Kong trailer today?
He will. Give it time.
Oh snap. The guy who constantly drools over a Chinese woman who's more silicone than meat, and looks like she's smuggling a pair of fully inflated balloons in her shirt has complaints about female video game character anatomy.
He's only doing that because he still wants Anita to notice him. His verbiage is straight from her.
 
He's only doing that because he still wants Anita to notice him. His verbiage is straight from her.
Which is hilarious considering her career is dead now. Maybe he thinks he can revive it with his superior wit. Or, most likely, he assumes she's still getting a million hits a video and wants to leech off the fame he perceives her as having.
 
On LTT’s WAN show this week Linus revealed that when they were working out of that rented house years ago, Luke actually lived there in the basement and they just did their best to redirect people away from realizing that on their forums. They would use his suite down there for actual business stuff like performance evaluations.

It made me immediately think of Bobs failings because they went over why it was beneficial for Luke and LTT in terms of decent rent and a body at the location for security but also because they were an upstart company trying to grow at the same time. Now LTT is over 10 million subscribers and Luke is trying to make a youtube-lite service, and Bob is losing his shit over mild anime drawings. But he painted a wall green, that shows progress.
 
Which is hilarious considering her career is dead now. Maybe he thinks he can revive it with his superior wit. Or, most likely, he assumes she's still getting a million hits a video and wants to leech off the fame he perceives her as having.
He probably knows she doesn't have the audience she once did, but figures she's still connected to influential people. Also, he may harbor the delusion that if she sees him giving his dazzling video game analysis, still holding the torch after so many have stopped caring, maybe she'll have fond memories of him hover-handing her and finally realize he's the intellectual feminist man of her dreams. Then they can have a lovely Peach and Mario themed wedding. Peach is a modest dresser, so a true and honest feminist gamer girl like Anita should be down for that!
 
I kinda reiterate myself, but that's why Bob wants distopyan cyberpunk future to happen: because it would make cybernetics and bionics dirt cheap. So cheap in fact pretty much every street rat can have bionics. I think it boils down to that because we already know how Bob's thought process is: if there is a complicated and more elaborated alternative, it's not that one.

Cyberpunk distopian figure, cybernetics? Nah, what Bobo really wants is to have a masculine body so he can finally attract the opposite sex, he doesn't really care if it's via robot body or science magical fairy.
 
AIDS? That's been going on for a while, mate.
Touché.

Now I'm wondering if South Africa has Chinese food.
This is late, but you should check out his interactions with a woman named Aimee Terese from the "trash left" AKA, the portion of the left who think idpol is a capitalist ploy to divide and harm people (which they're largely right about). Also, his comments about Tulsi Gabbard.

Robert's hatred of women flows freely against any acceptable target who he doesn't think will help him get into the cool kids club or might willingly touch his peepee. Republican women are just the most common and easy target for him.
Not to mention when he perved on Lindsay Ellis and then accused her of gaslighting him.

By the way, and given the QuentinReviews thing, I'm wondering why these people find Ellis so attractive? If you're going to fantasise about a leftist celebrity waifu there are plenty of people that look better than Ellis and aren't best known for having abortions.
Jesus Bob, you get into a bullshit argument every five minutes. And how is this argument "fake"?
It's fake because he was obviously losing the argument.
 
Which is hilarious considering her career is dead now. Maybe he thinks he can revive it with his superior wit. Or, most likely, he assumes she's still getting a million hits a video and wants to leech off the fame he perceives her as having.
It's always simping or leeching, always, just depends if he's thirsty or wanting for attention in general that day.
 
By the way, and given the QuentinReviews thing, I'm wondering why these people find Ellis so attractive? If you're going to fantasise about a leftist celebrity waifu there are plenty of people that look better than Ellis and aren't best known for having abortions.
My guess is that she has the right level of attractiveness and air of genuine nerdery around her that she gives off the "nerdy best friend who will inevitably fall in love with them and take their virginity" vibe. Think "Fanboys" or one of the other million movies that did that. These people think movies are real to some degree and want to live like that.
 
Bob's hilarious it's just that none of you are funny and most of you are creepy.
Untitled.png
 
By the way, and given the QuentinReviews thing, I'm wondering why these people find Ellis so attractive? If you're going to fantasise about a leftist celebrity waifu there are plenty of people that look better than Ellis and aren't best known for having abortions.
She's not that bad looking, especially in make up. Now, I've dated someone with Leftist politics like Lindsay's the experience prevents me from people like attractive or desirable. Now, those same views attract men like Bob and Quentin for sure, but I believe there's an element of celebrity crush going on here. They've probably spent a considerable amount of time watching (and pausing) her videos, so there's sort of siren call you might have gotten from a Hollywood starlet when you were younger. Of course, I'm assuming we're all beyond such immature attractions, but these guys clearly weren't and still aren't.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back