Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Chad Holdenford]

The humanoid blotch thinks his mind would be uploaded into some kind of machine that would let him revisit his memory bank at ease.

I'm pretty sure only a few select minds would have their minds uploaded that way, so as not to lose their knowledge and expertise, and for their contributions to important areas. Which freaking film reviewer would be worthy of getting that treatment? Siskel and Ebert are long gone, so those are no-no's. Entertainment? Their works are well-archived, but I'm not sure if their minds would be considered for uploading.

Sorry, bloberto, but your pie-in-the-sky idea is not only unfeasible, your mind would be considered cloud space clutter that could be better used for the mind of a neurosurgeon or a machinery expert. Your fate is the same as ours, death and oblivion.

 

[Mysterious Girlfriend X]

The humanoid blotch thinks his mind would be uploaded into some kind of machine that would let him revisit his memory bank at ease.

I'm pretty sure only a few select minds would have their minds uploaded that way, so as not to lose their knowledge and expertise, and for their contributions to important areas. Which freaking film reviewer would be worthy of getting that treatment? Siskel and Ebert are long gone, so those are no-no's. Entertainment? Their works are well-archived, but I'm not sure if their minds would be considered for uploading.

Sorry, bloberto, but your pie-in-the-sky idea is not only unfeasible, your mind would be considered cloud space clutter that could be better used for the mind of a neurosurgeon or a machinery expert. Your fate is the same as ours, death and oblivion.

Stick Bob's brain in a database so he has to spend the rest of eternity reliving the times he was angry and humiliated on the Internet.

That would be some real Twilight Zone level shit.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bigoted vagina haver gets destroyed with the facts and logic by forward thinking 21st century male!!! But seriously Bob is the antithesis of an athletic human what does he know about sports? Isn't this like mansplaining or something?

What really rustles my jimmies about this nonsense are the cries "the science backs it up!" and "pls listen to the experts!" when basic research could tell you that biological males with male bone structures and muscle development will almost always have an unfair advantage over biological females furthermore, these aren't just based on basic biology just look at all the troons dominating in women's sports, that's literally all the evidence you need. Still, men being 'better' women than women is pretty funny so there's that.

Bob's desire to have a robot body and never die really puzzles me.

Is his existence really that great that he never wants it to end?

I think half the issue here with Bob is he has a relative (a cousin's offspring) that trooned out, so being the Deep Blue Masshole family they are, the Chipmans are all about the woke acceptance of troons and gays (I think one of the people in his brother's wedding party was gay as they wore a rainbow cufflink but IDK maybe dude was just virtue signalling). So, Bob white knights for troons because he thinks by doing so, he's defending his troon relative.

Where that all starts to get super duper creepy is when he SIMPs for the Bobby's Angels troons, because good lord, taking the above information into account, that's got more hints of potential latent incest than an Alabama couple in Sisterfuck County as Bob calls it.

Also, with the robot body thing. Do we know whether Bob's just watched too much Ghost In The Shell Standalone Complex? Let's see how much Bob likes his 'robot body' when the Laughing Man hacks his brain.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Also, with the robot body thing. Do we know whether Bob's just watched too much Ghost In The Shell Standalone Complex? Let's see how much Bob likes his 'robot body' when the Laughing Man hacks his brain.

He'd be more worried about the Obsolete Wasteland Mayonnaise Ghouls hacking him than the Laughing Man. "How dare those inferior obsoletes deny me the ability to control my robot body! Don't they know I'm superior to them?"

 

[Creep3r]

Bob's desire to have a robot body and never die really puzzles me.

Is his existence really that great that he never wants it to end?

Still makes me cringe to this day.

Even if such scifi shit were possible, Blobbo acts as if he'd be one of the trained elites in charge of xeno-diplomacy and given the kind of treatment that would be reserved for highly trained and disciplined officers willing to sacrifice their humanity for centuries-long explorations in the hopes of finding other life.

The face of the future apparently...

Nigga you're a fat, creepy, jobless weirdo on youtube obsessed with Nintendo who's never even contributed anything worthwhile to his own family, yet you think that even in a hypothetical scifi future you'd somehow be one of the big brains in charge of advancing society when you can't even advance your own life?

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Nigga you're a fat, creepy, jobless weirdo on youtube obsessed with Nintendo who's never even contributed anything worthwhile to his own family, yet you think that even in a hypothetical scifi future you'd somehow be one of the big brains in charge of advancing society when you can't even advance your own life?

I think this mentality stems from the whole thing from Cyberpunk settings where even the most dirt poor hobo in a city can get bionics

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Still makes me cringe to this day.
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Even if such scifi shit were ever possible, Blobbo acts as if he'd be one of the trained elites in charge of xeno-diplomacy and given the kind of treatment that would be reserved for people willing to sacrifice their humanity for centuries-long explorations in the hopes of finding other life.

The face of the future apparently...
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Nigga you're a fat, creepy, jobless weirdo on youtube obsessed with Nintendo who's never even contributed anything worthwhile to his own family, yet you think that even in a hypothetical scifi future you'd somehow be one of the big brains in charge of advancing society when you can't even advance your own life?

Of course a man who thinks that wheat could grow on the moon would think that robot bodies would be available at every corner store for purchase. Bob reminds me of that old Twilight Zone Episode: Number 12 Looks Just Like You, which describes a future where everyone is given surgery to prolong their lives and keep them beautiful - but the cost of the surgery is that those who have it turn into vapid consoomers, only interested in shopping and entertainment. The episode treats the future world as a dystopia, where people's souls and creativity are killed to make them mindlessly happy. Bob would, of course, think this was a utopia, especially if McDonald's and Marvel movies were provided to him in unlimited quantities.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Of course a man who thinks that wheat could grow on the moon would think that robot bodies would be available at every corner store for purchase. Bob reminds me of that old Twilight Zone Episode: Number 12 Looks Just Like You, which describes a future where everyone is given surgery to prolong their lives and keep them beautiful - but the cost of the surgery is that those who have it turn into vapid consoomers, only interested in shopping and entertainment. The episode treats the future world as a dystopia, where people's souls and creativity are killed to make them mindlessly happy. Bob would, of course, think this was a utopia, especially if McDonald's and Marvel movies were provided to him in unlimited quantities.

Growing wheat on the moon is physically possible but it would only be done on a small scale for local consumption. The ISS has a (very) small vegetable garden. The issue for people like Bob is that they think these things will happen instantly by magic if they get their way politically, which they of course won't. A small moon base could be set up by the 2030s but it wouldn't be for slobs like Bob, if he's even still alive by then.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Stick Bob's brain in a database so he has to spend the rest of eternity reliving the times he was angry and humiliated on the Internet.

That would be some real Twilight Zone level shit.

Doesn't mean it wouldn't be just though.

As someone said, his crime is being Bob Chipman and his punishment is being Bob Chipman.

Still makes me cringe to this day.
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Even if such scifi shit were ever possible, Blobbo acts as if he'd be one of the trained elites in charge of xeno-diplomacy and given the kind of treatment that would be reserved for highly trained and disciplined officers willing to sacrifice their humanity for centuries-long explorations in the hopes of finding other life.

The face of the future apparently...
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Nigga you're a fat, creepy, jobless weirdo on youtube obsessed with Nintendo who's never even contributed anything worthwhile to his own family, yet you think that even in a hypothetical scifi future you'd somehow be one of the big brains in charge of advancing society when you can't even advance your own life?

In Bobert's fantasy scenario where the elites fuck off to Mars and set up their own city there while the rest of us deal with a polluted Earth, Bob is a lot more likely to be some warlord's bitch down here on Earth than he is to be in a robot body on Mars.

Of course a man who thinks that wheat could grow on the moon would think that robot bodies would be available at every corner store for purchase. Bob reminds me of that old Twilight Zone Episode: Number 12 Looks Just Like You, which describes a future where everyone is given surgery to prolong their lives and keep them beautiful - but the cost of the surgery is that those who have it turn into vapid consoomers, only interested in shopping and entertainment. The episode treats the future world as a dystopia, where people's souls and creativity are killed to make them mindlessly happy. Bob would, of course, think this was a utopia, especially if McDonald's and Marvel movies were provided to him in unlimited quantities.

That reminds me of a book called Uglies.

The message in all these scenarios is that utopia does not justify the means and that evil should never be done even if good results from it. Kino Roberto, however, would rather be a mindless slave in a robot body than a thinking human being in the 21st century, and that says a lot about him.

 

[Positron]

Bobby spent the early Sunday morning getting offended about the design of Chun Li, and anime avatars.








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AOC:



Want to know why everybody hates millennials, look no further than these tweets:

I dunno, I think the "I demand the Government bail me out because I am not supposed to face the responsibility for the decision I made as an adult" is a far, far more diseased worldview.

Again Bob unloads his "baser instincts" on female politicians. This time even his fans think he is going too far.


Bobby drools on the redhead Jen Psaki as he think of pop culture:


Bobby may call Melania Trump garbage but rest assured he has fapped to her:





Bobby wants to kill lots of people just because he cannot see the black Bond Bitch until at least October.



Needless to say Bobby has neither.

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Another essential worker, Lauren Wolfe of NYT, is fired. (Fox New's story, NYP story. Dumb bitch provided an essential service to Biden's America by treating NYT as her personal blog.)

Bob also retweets the sob story written by Wolfe's they-them friend at length.

And it is of course MAGA's fault, in particularly Glen Greenwald's


I have no words for such sad moments, but perhaps Bob's brother has some?


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Someone working for Disney is insulting our Superior Future World Leaders!! THIS WILL NOT STAND!!!
Unlike that Wolfe journo with the dog and they-them friend, this woman MUST BE REPLACED.




Luke and co wants Gina replaced by one of their species:


Oh, BTW did I mention how much Bobby really, really cares about Jews?



And did I mention he really, really, really hates WW84?


WandaVision




Warner cartoons:


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Bob and his friends are so angry now that even cheap food offends them!

Bobby thinks shit built by Koreans will last 100 years and will allow him to mod at will.



Can you imagine Bobby being polite to anything?

More Noah Berlatsky:


Tony Goldmark has an epiphany:


And Luke thinks he is still better off than Donald Trump. That's the spirit man!

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Bob: NO MERCY for anti-mask posts or other retarded shit on the internet. If you make a bad decision, you are irredeemable and must be purged.

Also Bob: please forgive all debt and build me a robot body for my diabities.

The hypocrisy is legendary. I never, and I mean never, seen an asshole with this much lack of awareness. Even Chris could look back sometimes and be like "Oh, wait."

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Want to know why everybody hates millennials, look no further than these tweets:

To me, Millennials and probably Gen Z are much worse than boomers because they represent the worse of any American; lazy, whiny, patronizing, and narcissistic. If people want to a degree in bashing white ma heterosexual capitalism, they’re going to have to pay a price.

Someone working for Disney is insulting our Superior Future World Leaders!! THIS WILL NOT STAND!!!
Unlike that Wolfe journo with the dog and they-them friend, this woman MUST BE REPLACED.

Seeing this shitshow going makes me feel glad I’m no longer into SW where it’s run by millennial man children.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Maybe Bob wants to live forever simply to spite the world that resents his being born?

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Bobby spent the early Sunday morning getting offended about the design of Chun Li, and anime avatars.

Guess he doesn't have a little Chun Li within him.

 

[Tronathon242]

Bob's desire to have a robot body and never die really puzzles me.

Is his existence really that great that he never wants it to end?

Still makes me cringe to this day.
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He expected that everything he saw in sci-fi shows would come true. For tuning in every day, he believed that he earned his robot body and his trips to space to talk to R2-D2. At least that's how I interpret his madman ramblings.

In Bobert's fantasy scenario where the elites fuck off to Mars and set up their own city there while the rest of us deal with a polluted Earth, Bob is a lot more likely to be some warlord's bitch down here on Earth than he is to be in a robot body on Mars.

That's assuming anyone would want to put up with him. He'd easily be used as target practice in a gladiatorial arena or become Friday night's buffet special.

Growing wheat on the moon is physically possible but it would only be done on a small scale for local consumption. The ISS has a (very) small vegetable garden. The issue for people like Bob is that they think these things will happen instantly by magic if they get their way politically, which they of course won't. A small moon base could be set up by the 2030s but it wouldn't be for slobs like Bob, if he's even still alive by then.

It has to be done because it's vaguely super sciencey, costs be damned. The moon really isn't useful for anything other than being a staging ground for exploration into the reaches of our solar system. Bob must look at is some untapped real easte brimming with something amazing much like the Arabian Peninsula was before the discovery of its vast oil reserves. The fact that the ISS became the main hub for astronauts really does demonstrate how little use the moon really has.

 

[manlikebigp]

Bobby spent the early Sunday morning getting offended about the design of Chun Li, and anime avatars.
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AOC:
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Want to know why everybody hates millennials, look no further than these tweets:
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I dunno, I think the "I demand the Government bail me out because I am not supposed to face the responsibility for the decision I made as an adult" is a far, far more diseased worldview.

Again Bob unloads his "baser instincts" on female politicians. This time even his fans think he is going too far.
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Bobby drools on the redhead Jen Psaki as he think of pop culture:
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Bobby may call Melania Trump garbage but rest assured he has fapped to her:
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Bobby wants to kill lots of people just because he cannot see the black Bond Bitch until at least October.
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Needless to say Bobby has neither.

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Another essential worker, Lauren Wolfe of NYT, is fired. (Fox New's story, NYP story. Dumb bitch provided an essential service to Biden's America by treating NYT as her personal blog.)
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Bob also retweets the sob story written by Wolfe's they-them friend at length.

And it is of course MAGA's fault, in particularly Glen Greenwald's
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I have no words for such sad moments, but perhaps Bob's brother has some?
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Someone working for Disney is insulting our Superior Future World Leaders!! THIS WILL NOT STAND!!!
Unlike that Wolfe journo with the dog and they-them friend, this woman MUST BE REPLACED.
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Luke and co wants Gina replaced by one of their species:
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Oh, BTW did I mention how much Bobby really, really cares about Jews?

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And did I mention he really, really, really hates WW84?
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WandaVision
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Warner cartoons:
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Bob and his friends are so angry now that even cheap food offends them!
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Bobby thinks shit built by Koreans will last 100 years and will allow him to mod at will.
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Can you imagine Bobby being polite to anything?

More Noah Berlatsky:
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Tony Goldmark has an epiphany:
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And Luke thinks he is still better off than Donald Trump. That's the spirit man!
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hey! I'm in there! Mum I'm famous! Seriously though, the fact that I have wasted a few seconds of this guys life to make him call me an anime avatar is super funny to me. You could have been working towards that robot body Bob!

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Bobby spent the early Sunday morning getting offended about the design of Chun Li, and anime avatars.
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+ + + +
AOC:
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Want to know why everybody hates millennials, look no further than these tweets:
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I dunno, I think the "I demand the Government bail me out because I am not supposed to face the responsibility for the decision I made as an adult" is a far, far more diseased worldview.

Again Bob unloads his "baser instincts" on female politicians. This time even his fans think he is going too far.
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Bobby drools on the redhead Jen Psaki as he think of pop culture:
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Bobby may call Melania Trump garbage but rest assured he has fapped to her:
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Bobby wants to kill lots of people just because he cannot see the black Bond Bitch until at least October.
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Needless to say Bobby has neither.

+ + + +
Another essential worker, Lauren Wolfe of NYT, is fired. (Fox New's story, NYP story. Dumb bitch provided an essential service to Biden's America by treating NYT as her personal blog.)
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Bob also retweets the sob story written by Wolfe's they-them friend at length.

And it is of course MAGA's fault, in particularly Glen Greenwald's
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I have no words for such sad moments, but perhaps Bob's brother has some?
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+ + + + +
Someone working for Disney is insulting our Superior Future World Leaders!! THIS WILL NOT STAND!!!
Unlike that Wolfe journo with the dog and they-them friend, this woman MUST BE REPLACED.
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Luke and co wants Gina replaced by one of their species:
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Oh, BTW did I mention how much Bobby really, really cares about Jews?

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And did I mention he really, really, really hates WW84?
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WandaVision
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Warner cartoons:
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Bob and his friends are so angry now that even cheap food offends them!
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Bobby thinks shit built by Koreans will last 100 years and will allow him to mod at will.
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Can you imagine Bobby being polite to anything?

More Noah Berlatsky:
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Tony Goldmark has an epiphany:
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And Luke thinks he is still better off than Donald Trump. That's the spirit man!
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1) I think we all know why Blob's obsessed with that character, and there are two very prominent reasons.
2) why? Not every Republican supported overturning the Electoral College results, let alone the storming of the Capitol, and not everyone who supported storming the Capitol wants to kill AOC. But, of course, when Saint Alexandria of the Bronx is involved, Bob stops using his small brain to think and starts thinking with something even smaller.
3) my two problems with cancelling student loans are
• who pays? (please note: ”tax the rich” doesn't count, because people who are rich enough for AOC to want to tax them already know how to dodge taxes)
• will people who have already paid their debt off get refunds? Because if not, you're basically rewarding not paying off loans in the hope that the government will bail you out.
4) keep it in your pants. Oh, and if hooking sex work is real work, why aren't you bending over for 20 bucks a pop?
5) Blobby fails to understand what targeted harassment is, part ∞
6) I honestly don't see anything objectionable about that image. Opposition to elitism is not bad.
7) I'm not a Zionist by any means (my personal thoughts on Israel are that we should never have created a Jewish state in a land that had been Muslim since the fall of Acre in 1291 in the first place, but given that we did we may as well accept its existence) but implying that Jews who support a Jewish nation-state are somehow subhuman is reminiscent of Nazi propaganda in my opinion. That said, if Bobby supports Israel and Jews, why does he simp for Ilhan ”it's all about the Benjamins, baby” Omar?
8} I don't see why saying ”please” to a lump of metal is a sign of good character.
9) how? Finding rich celebrities phony is a lot more socialist than fawning over them because they're Pee Oh Cees. (admittedly Bernie ”three houses” Sanders isn't exactly working class himself, but he's more socialist than Lady Gaga.)

 

[Pointless Pedant]

He expected that everything he saw in sci-fi shows would come true. For tuning in every day, he believed that he earned his robot body and his trips to space to talk to R2-D2. At least that's how I interpret his madman ramblings.

That's assuming anyone would want to put up with him. He'd easily be used as target practice in a gladiatorial arena or become Friday night's buffet special.

It has to be done because it's vaguely super sciencey, costs be damned. The moon really isn't useful for anything other than being a staging ground for exploration into the reaches of our solar system. Bob must look at is some untapped real easte brimming with something amazing much like the Arabian Peninsula was before the discovery of its vast oil reserves. The fact that the ISS became the main hub for astronauts really does demonstrate how little use the moon really has.

The moon does have the advantage of having low gravity and being easy to launch from. A moon base could serve the purpose of a launch site to other places. SpaceX are considering a lunar lander variant for Starship, though it's not a current priority.

 

[Positron]

6) I honestly don't see anything objectionable about that image. Opposition to elitism is not bad.

Mah Jews. Many of the commentators have decided that the Monopoly players have to be Jews. What's more, some believe that the people supporting the playboard have to be white. Ergo, the comic is a rallying call of white people, white supremacists, Aryans, to destroy the Jews.

admittedly Bernie ”three houses” Sanders isn't exactly working class himself, but he's more socialist than Lady Gaga.

I'm more socialist than either and I'm not even one bit socialist.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Mah Jews. Many of the commentators have decided that the Monopoly players have to be Jews. What's more, some believe that the people supporting the playboard have to be white. Ergo, the comic is a rallying call of white people, white supremacists, Aryans, to destroy the Jews.


I'm more socialist than either and I'm not even one bit socialist.

The figures in a painting that looks similar to that do look very stereotypically Jewish, but you can't say the same about this one.

If the first thing you think of when you hear ”a group of elites control the world” is ”this is a reference to the Jews” you just might be an anti-Semite.