Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Heard the idea once (even the proposer admitted it was half-baked) that all citizens born should be granted the right to vote...

But your parents controlled yours until you turned 18. (so if you have like... 4 kids all under 18, you & your wife get to vote like 6 times)

If that ever happens, I look forward to Britain becoming either an Islamic caliphate or a Catholic theocracy.

With a little island of Hasidic Judaism in North London, of course.

We'll see. With AOC it wouldn't surprise me if the kids she ends up tutoring would have been better off left alone.

Maybe so, but seeing someone try and work with poor kids on this thread makes a welcome change from Blob dehumanising the poor.

 

[Meriasek]

I know. I was making fun of how Bob mangled that ”proverb*” and said that there were 10 people at that table but 11 Nazis.

*Antifa tards love saying that that's a TRUE and HONEST German proverb about Nazis but I've never heard any actual Germans say it.

Bob doesn't need to count, the sequel number of a consoomer movie is all the numbers he needs to know.
Do love the puritan approach, though. It really made the IdPol cancer the perfect weapon to ruin any movement. Demand absolute purity, and you'll go nowhere because nobody can fullfill your standards. It'll sow internal strife because everyone will be on edge to rat out each other because of said purity, which nobody can fullfill.
"The Furnaces of Palingenesia" is really a very observant album.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Do love the puritan approach, though. It really made the IdPol cancer the perfect weapon to ruin any movement. Demand absolute purity, and you'll go nowhere because nobody can fullfill your standards. It'll sow internal strife because everyone will be on edge to rat out each other because of said purity, which nobody can fullfill.

Identity politics is a great way to turn any movement into a circular firing squad.

This is why Amazon promote BLM shit and diverse workplaces whenever anyone talks about unionising.

 

[Jack Awful]

Hedge funds getting fucked over is still problematic because...any guesses?

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1354727406674833410

https://archive.vn/1xDab

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I'd say fuck you Gwen but that's probably what made that CEO cry.
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I love that Moviebob is weary of people declaring innocents villains when one of his most famous quotes is "there's no bad tactics, only bad targets".

 

[TowinKarz]

I think what bob is trying to say here is if there's a group of people getting along for any reason. and one of them happens to be a Nazi that makes the who group Nazis. Even if only the one person holds Nazi beliefs. I think it's just another justification for Bob to wanting to mass murder people.

It's the leftist belief that bad and wrong ideas, if not aggressively and violently beaten out of people, will infest a populace like a virus and turn doe-eyed kids into sadistic, racist, mass-murderers, same way the 80's and 90's moral panic over Satanism infecting youth through video games did. Yet, this neo-panic is broadened in scope to ALL "wrong" ideas (not just overtly violent ones) and jacked up in intensity "They wont' just shoot up a school, they'll genocide an entire race!" and somehow, despite being beyond any rational person's most hyperbolic rating of the situation in 21st Century discourse, the idea that a wrongthinker tolerated is 10 minorities murdered ,is believed by more people today than the idea that Doom would cause your kid to blow your head off with a shotgun while you slept was in the 90's. Naturally, this is despite having even less evidence in support of it than the previous one.

To people like Bob, a quiet, happy, productive people who don't aggressively purity check themselves every day and don't kill a minimum number of dissidents in the ranks are just sheep being led to slaughter by nefarious demonic forces that assume the form of regular humans with different opinions as assuredly as the Devil came to Pat Robertson as an NES game...

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

It's the leftist belief that bad and wrong ideas, if not aggressively and violently beaten out of people, will infest a populace like a virus and turn doe-eyed kids into sadistic, racist, mass-murderers, same way the 80's and 90's moral panic over Satanism infecting youth through video games did.

You just reminded me of the apparently seriously held belief that a cartoon frog turns people into Nazis.

 

[TopTierHealer]

You just reminded me of the apparently seriously held belief that a cartoon frog turns people into Nazis.

Or the water turning the frogs gay.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

He'll never do that. He'd rather be a punching bag who's just there to be dunked on, than be completely irrelevant by leaving social media.

It's clear that being seen as irrelevant TERRIFIES him. It's why one of his favorite insults is to tell people they don't matter, because he thinks it will hurt them as much as it hurts him.

It's also why he needs to play at being some sort of intellectual renaissance man, who know a little bit about every possible topic.

It's also why he wants all his personal interests, like Nintendo and capeshit, to be popular with the fucking normies.

He feels a pathetically large amount of validation when normies nowadays like the same shit he liked as a kid.

He's not capable of going his own way. He's not strong enough to stand alone. He NEEDS to be relevant to normie neolib culture.

 

[Totally Awesome]

It's also why he needs to play at being some sort of intellectual renaissance man, who know a little bit about every possible topic.

It's also why he wants all his personal interests, like Nintendo and capeshit, to be popular with the fucking normies.

He feels a pathetically large amount of validation when normies nowadays like the same shit he liked as a kid.

He's not capable of going his own way. He's not strong enough to stand alone. He NEEDS to be relevant to normie neolib culture.

Nintendo and superhero movies are already popular with the normies. I don't understand the inferiority complex.

 

[EnemyStand]

It's also why he needs to play at being some sort of intellectual renaissance man, who know a little bit about every possible topic.

It's also why he wants all his personal interests, like Nintendo and capeshit, to be popular with the fucking normies.

He feels a pathetically large amount of validation when normies nowadays like the same shit he liked as a kid.

He's not capable of going his own way. He's not strong enough to stand alone. He NEEDS to be relevant to normie neolib culture.

The issue with this is that most normies are actually bad for the hobby. Most lack imagination or have little love of power fantasy escapism, and the ones that don't have a tendency to get obsessed but want the uncomfortable stuff pushed out of the fandom for their own comfort and don't want to let the fantasy end. Then it just turns into another normie hobby. We see it with vidya, capeshit, and they're trying it with RPGs.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Remember how Ted Kennedy asked the Russians for help in his presidential run? I sure do.

Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Bob (despite being a Massachussetts Masshole probably even IN Teddy's district) likely doesn't.

"You're from Massachussetts! Your state bird is an Oldsmobile in a lake!" - Razorfist

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

Nintendo and superhero movies are already popular with the normies. I don't understand the inferiority complex.

For blob, to like something you need to like it without question or exception. As long as there's anyone out there who can say something critical about his favorites and have people agree publicly, in his mind the battle is not yet won. Not until everyone is consooming new products and excited to consoom future products, with nary a discouraging word.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

For blob, to like something you need to like it without question or exception. As long as there's anyone out there who can say something critical about his favorites and have people agree publicly, in his mind the battle is not yet won. Not until everyone is consooming new products and excited to consoom future products, with nary a discouraging word.

And you have to like the "correct" version of those things. If you only really like playing FPS games on Playstation or PC, you're doing video games wrong. Bob viewed video games getting popular, but with the caveat that a lot of the popularity was with types of games he didn't like, that attracted people he didn't like, as some kind of Twilight Zone-esqu scary twist.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

And you have to like the "correct" version of those things. If you only really like playing FPS games on Playstation or PC, you're doing video games wrong. Bob viewed video games getting popular, but with the caveat that a lot of the popularity was with types of games he didn't like, that attracted people he didn't like, as some kind of Twilight Zone-esqu scary twist.

And he'd have some sort of leg-shaped-object to stand on if he were to default to the conventions of the old gaming subculture that spent decades getting stuffed into lockers and tricked by the mean girls into getting shot down in front of the whole lunch room to get this new groundswell of nerdery to the dance in the first place. But he hates them too, so that's completely out of the question. It leaves him on his own little deserted island where he thinks everyone must pass his judgement to come into port in 'nerd culture'. As always, he combines the worst aspects of every available belief system in the most self-serving way possible.

 

[Flexo]

f a father is furious that his children are unable to attend school for a year, he is an asshole and is presumably obsolete. His children should realize that daddy hates him and they show run away from home.

So does Bobby NOW think home-schooling is a good thing?

Bobby is sore whenever Poland is mentioned.

So? No really - who cares? Bobby all the time talks about "walling off" the stupids and "letting nature take care of the issue" so what's the problem here? You have a nation confirming itself for isolation per your idiom, Bob.

This is just proves my theory that so many leftists (like Bob) are terminally miserable because so much of what they want are mutually exclusive. (i.e. Open Borders AND the government able to shut everything down in case of virus)

That's the thing that gets me. Shitlords are proving to be so much better at being subversive than libs are.

The left basically sponsored the BLM riots for months, and nobody really gave a shit. People just shrugged, like what else would you expect? But the Capitol incident made the establishment absolutely shit themselves in one day.

And now a bunch of assholes from Reddit have done more to throw a monkey wrench into the gears of Wall Street than decades of big but empty talk from socialist liberals ever could

That's the advantage of being reality based instead of ideologically based. The left keeps hitting people where they think it should hurt, the right studies and figures out where it will actually hurt.

Well I'm not Jung and I don't play him on TV, but how many levels of projection do you need to be on to look at a bunch of spergs getting rich quick at the expense of the bean-counting sociopaths steering the ship, and see anime pedo titty girls? In blob's brain, economic terrorism for the sake of underage anime knockers is more plausible than people liking money and disliking getting screwed. Mi'lardy doth protest too much, methinks.

Anime Waifus becoming the new crypto currency when?

Bob, I'd be uh... real careful of my aim in that glass house there, buddy.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I liked when Bob tried to will PC gaming into irrelevancy and it backfired spectacularly.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

I liked when Bob tried to will PC gaming into irrelevancy and it backfired spectacularly.

Oh man, I did not know about this but it is going to make me so happy to think about how he is going to be embarrassed by this take till the end of gaming itself. Even as a Nintendo baby who will probably always own a system that can play the next Zelda and Metroid titles, you can't wiggle out of the fact that PC owns the soul of the market and will forever. The only way you could supplant PC is by filling everyone's food with lead until there's nobody smart enough to build a battlestation left.

 

[Koby_Fish]

He butchered that so bad; a version on Reddit says:

(That's leaving aside whether the 1 Nazi in either scenario is visibly or audibly Nazi)

 

[Flexo]

I liked when Bob tried to will PC gaming into irrelevancy and it backfired spectacularly.

(Rating Bob dumb, not you)

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

He butchered that so bad; a version on Reddit says:
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(That's leaving aside whether the 1 Nazi in either scenario is visibly or audibly Nazi)

It's a nice quote, but it falls to pieces as soon as you ask who decides what a Nazi is, and realize that it's going to be a slightly more polished and presentable version of blob.

And going back to the whole 'PC should die because I say so' take, and a quote mentioned recently about how Americans tend to act as though they are all temporarily embarrassed millionaires. This is an excellent way to describe Bob, replacing currency with progressive clout. He acts and speaks as though, rather than a shallow, detestable Eichmann wannabe, he's society's great explainer a la Isaac Asimov, who's just had his intellectual crown bent for a moment.