Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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So does Bob believe that only Nazis like anime tiddies or something?

How can a guy that makes Red Hot Riding Hood style wolf faces over Chinese silicone be so mad at cartoon boobs? Were his high school bullies part of the anime club or something?

Gonna take a wild guess here but, like with all Bob's issues, it goes back to highschool.
Cool mean kids who bullied him liked DBZ for being HARDCORE and BRUTAL and he holds a grudge towards all anime every since.
 
You dudes aren't making fun of moviebob right because he's literally doing better than any of you
Oh Blob, you gigantic disgusting oaf. Anyone with a regular job like HVAC ducts or workplace safety reports where they are friendly with their coworkers and go home to their significant other, is more successful by every metric than CinemaBlob.

1) Well respected and liked.
2) Gainfully, productively employed.
3) Sexually successful.

Three things Blob will never accomplish unless he gives up on whackering himself over brainless Hollywood shipwrecks and authoritarian flights of fantasy, and goes off to make a real life where people don't recognize him.
 
"Twitter isn't reality"
Then why do you spend so much time on it, fat man?
Don't expect an explanation for that inherent contradiction.
Ignoring the fact that it's pointless for me to try and debate Ashley Jankowski, let me just say that I'm a student which means I actually do something productive with my time. The same can't be said for Bob.
I'm a student as well (online) with a full time job. Of course, nearly any other job in the world is more essential than what 영화관 의 로버트 does.
 
Oh Blob, you gigantic disgusting oaf. Anyone with a regular job like HVAC ducts or workplace safety reports where they are friendly with their coworkers and go home to their significant other, is more successful by every metric than CinemaBlob.

1) Well respected and liked.
2) Gainfully, productively employed.
3) Sexually successful.

Three things Blob will never accomplish unless he gives up on whackering himself over brainless Hollywood shipwrecks and authoritarian flights of fantasy, and goes off to make a real life where people don't recognize him.
4) Make more dough annually than Blobert ever will.
5) Have a real job and therefore don't need to waste time on Twatter 24/7/365
6) Usually do not live in a basement flat.
 
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He is always the victim. And he is always pranking us.

Remember the horrible, horrible time when innocent women have their lives destroyed?
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Bobby doesn't mind getting ratioed. Not one bit.
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Indeed he continues to drill through the core of the Earth, to the horror of his followers and the amusement to the rest of us:
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Bobby's beef, you may have figured out, is that he hates randos on the internet being portrayed as agents of positive change:
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...because he always imagine everyone -- save a select few trannies, and the odd high-spending woman -- as trolls and bullies:
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Unless Bobby sees a shrink and gets rid of this obsession with middle-school bullies, we will see the same scenario replay until the day he dies. But first, he must get rid of his white dame Lass_Library.

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Wall Street. He is still going on the anti-semitic angle:
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I strongly doubt whether he knows what a hedge fund is.

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Who cares about logic if you can take a cheap swing at white people?
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It always warms my heart to see a tranny complaining how detached from reality other people are.

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It is not the first time Peter Coffin blocks Bobby, and it is not the first time Bobby brings it to everybody's attention.
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1998 must be a year of great Mario games:
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The murderer in question was Joshua Cooke, who has written an autobiography. The Amazon description of the book is...sobering:
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If you complain about the pacing of WandaVision, you are an idiot, if not a Nazi:
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MCU:
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Tony Goldmark agrees with Bob that MCU are artistic masterpieces, and that James Gunn is an irreplaceable genius:
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More Disney:
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Old movie:
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More plastic crap in Chris's house:
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If the Lord is the God of Consoomerism.
 
There's nothing new in what Robert's saying so I'll just analyse these three screenshots instead of writing an autistic analysis of everything he's said.
Bobby's beef, you may have figured out, is that he hates randos on the internet being portrayed as agents of positive change:
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You want to give people more than 2000 dollars a month, plus UBI, plus retroactive stimulus (so a lump payment of $20k) plus no rent?

Congratulations, Bob, you win the Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Prize for Outstanding Economic Ignorance.
Who cares about logic if you can take a cheap swing at white people?
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1) anti-capitalism is racist? Tell it to... well, Bob's waifus are a good place to start.
2) so there are 10 people sitting there, but there's 11 Nazis? Where did the extra Nazi come from? Is there some hole in the space time continuum that makes supporters of the National Socialist German Workers' Party appear at tables now?
 
I'm not a dad so I might not be in the best position to comment, it just seem to me that there is simply no need for parents and other adults in the family to introduce kids to pop culture. Pop culture is designed to be maximally attractive; Chris's kids will discover Mario and Godzilla on their own. I suspect Bob and Chris are eager to raise Chris's kids as their playmates, and it just look self-centered and irresponsible to me.
 
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