Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Totally Awesome]

"Gamerbros raised on Call of Duty attack Washington, and it's up to an unlikely team of nerds raised on retro video games to save the day."

"Bullied youngster in high school gets shown there is more to life than just sports and good grades when he rediscovers the true meaning of retro video games."

I'd love to see MovieBob make his own movie with these two ideas combined. Making himself the hero, and twisting the truth into his own bullshit would be hilarious.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

*Except Queen Lindsay, who had the nerve to call him out for being a creep on social media.

Well, he tried, but got a bloody nose.

 

[Koby_Fish]

look ma we have a fucking billy wilder over here. Where are your scripts and articles Boebert?
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Rate me autistic here but I'm pretty sure the context of that tweet is how much Bob reads. (Note: reading your OWN shit doesn't count, Bob).

However, I'd argue he doesn't really read his own scripts (for his videos), maybe just skims/glances over them and is like "good enough", either that or he has an actual problem translating what he's reading that he wrote himself (never mind writing it in the first place), into something halfway intelligible.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

BOB: Populism is cancer.
ME: Says the man who looks like a walking tumor.

 

[Tronathon242]

It's funny how Moviebob views Lindsay as a potential partner- in 2012 when the Ender's Game movie was new and there was a controversy about its original book writer, she actually made a TGWTG video as the Chick and devoted a large part of it to how ridiculous Godwin's Law was. I wonder how familiar with her work Bob actually is- he seems to be fond of something society at large has rightly recognized as a weak, easily dismissed argument.

He watches her videos, but his eyes clearly are focused on two distinct objects that attract men like him and Quinton.

I'm wondering what it would take for Bob to truly hit rock bottom.

I mean, he is pretty damn close to it, but I think he hasn't fully hit rock bottom until the cancel culture crowd fully focuses their attention to him and he either gets his Twitter nuked or ends up going dark like Dobson did.

People who hit rock bottom may never actually be aware of it. Bob should have known he did when Ellis shot him down. That should have been a moment of reflection because he won't listen to other Lefties who are repulsed by him but losing the (imagined) affection of the Nostalgia Chick in a public manner really did seem to get to him. He did announce that he was stepping back from the matter after all. However, it only seemed to make him even worse as if his conclusion was that he needed to crank his unique brand of verbal malice up to 12 and tear the knob right off.

I cannot understand how a grown ass man with a daughter and a wife doesn't have his priorities straight in such dire times.
But then again, we are in a time when men that have been married for years troon out and fuck up their marriages beyond repair, so this is not as bad as worst case scenario. But still pretty fucked up that Chris cannot or will not prioretize the well being of his family.

Some men gamble away their kid's college fund on the Jets. It could be far worse.

I don't see either of the Chipmans trooning out when it comes down to it. Chris perhaps more so than Bobert will have a better chance of doing it becauseof his frequent soylent grin, but it doesn't seem likely to me. They both cling on to their ideas of being tough guys too much, probably just the Bawsthan in them.

Time for a repost! (starting to wish some of these were on the OP) From 2008. Emphasis mine.

Source? https://web.archive.org/web/20080802175039/http://dirtyharrysplace.com/?p=3226#comments

MovieBob on 28 Jul 2008 at 3:05 pm 57​

Tommy V​

“As I have said before, there are plenty works of art that still apply to things they never could have imagined when they were created. They were not intended to apply to today, but they do because they tapped into certain truths.”​

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Agreed. I’m not expecting the nigh-innevitable “simmer down” from the guy who actually made the movie to change anyone’s mind about paralells… but I’d hope it’d stop people from putting words in his mouth.​

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See, I’ve got a semi-personal investment in this. I want more Batman movies. Lots more. And more comic/genre movies in tandem. I want to see the whole of the blockbuster moviescape dominated so completely by Geek Culture that it chokes the very life from almost everything else. And if Hollywood looks at this MASSIVE blockbuster and gets the idea (which also happens, conveniently, to be THE TRUTH) that listening to the “geek set” and targeting them can be a good bet… I get that. But if it becomes a “meme” that Dark Knight is breaking bank because the same savages who block-bought “Passion” into a hit are propping it up? (Which happens to be, y’know, demonstrably untrue?) Yeah, opposite effect.​

Never let it be forgotten that Bob WANTED the moviescape choked to death by geek culture.

Well, he got it and more. The monkey's paw works in interesting ways. Bobert got his plentiful amount of geek movies that dominated the landscape, but their methods and the numerous copy cats that have followed in their wake have left tinseltown in a bot of a pickle. The Mao Measles only accelerated everything.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I'm wondering what it would take for Bob to truly hit rock bottom.

Bob being noticed by normies.

Breadtube taking pot shots at Bob doesn't affect him - white girls on TikTok doing the same would.

God help Bob if SHTF and his hometown ever gets attacked (by the right or the left.) He won't notice the mob until it's right on his doorstep, and he'd probably fold like a cheap chair if they ever attacked him.

He'd probably manage to offend them somehow.

i think that censoring Coffin's name has more to do with him not wanting to get caught subtweeting him or have anyone not familiar with the situation see the name and thus look him up and find out what's going on because anyone who's not a Bobby's Angel/Bob Fanatic will probably side with Peter instead.

So he's scared of Breadtube's fans?

Jesus wept.

There's an easy explanation to that: All the women he's thirsting for aka wants to shag can't do no wrong. Our permavirgin Blob puts them on a pedestal of eternal thirst and undeserved glorification. Simple as that.

Indeed. Bob will do anything for sex, and you can believe that if a hot conservative woman came up to him he'd be yelling ”FUCK SOCIALISM” and buying a MAGA hat before you could blink.

I can sense that at some point in the near future... He will quit his job to be a full time podcaster. The worst kind of decision someone in his situation can take.

I hope that he doesn't go for that. Mostly for the sake of his family because he's obviously going the same idiot path as Bob.

I know addressing posts to cows or staging an intervention is frowned upon, but for the love of all that's holy, Chris, don't do that. Your podcast is incredibly unsuccessful and you'll never be able to support yourself, let alone your family, on it. You have a good job as an engineer. Please don't throw it away to try and become like your brother, a man who has been made fun of by everyone from Breadtube to groypers.

Losing his Blue Checkmark but still having access to Twitter would be absolute rock bottom for Bob. He'd be able to still make dozens of idiotic tweets a day but wouldn't get anywhere near the number of likes he gets right now. It would cement just how much of an unlikable nobody he really is.

That said, it's really hard to actually lose a blue checkmark.

Keep defending those billionaires Bob I'm sure they'll reward you in the Superior Future of the new normal with a robot body and a spaceship because you were such a good cheerleader for them.

This is unironically what he believes. He thinks that when Jeff Bezos and AOC take power and genocide the mayo ghouls, he'll be rewarded with 72 virgins and a spaceship.

*Except Queen Lindsay, who had the nerve to call him out for being a creep on social media.

Let's not forget that he kept simping for her for years on end and then suddenly changed to hating her and throwing around words like ”gaslighted” when she stood up for herself.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

James Gunn:

"You have my sword. (EMOJILOL)"

Immediately starts with weakass snark to commenters with legitimate concerns and experiences.

Moviebob: A sword so blunt it's a literal sphere.

 

[Koby_Fish]

"You have my sword. (EMOJILOL)"

Immediately starts with weakass snark to commenters with legitimate concerns and experiences.

Moviebob: A sword so blunt it's a literal sphere.

He's no Aragorn. Hell, he's not even Gimli. Does James Gunn even acknowledge Bob's existence (like even with retweets)? (I'm going out on a limb and saying no).

"You have my sword"? More like "You have my Mountain Dew/Sriracha Abomination Chicken"

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Sriracha Abomination Chicken

Let me just remind everyone that he thinks putting a chicken in a bag is the same as vacuum sealing it.

 

[Druveer]

>“My hobby is more fun than my job.”
What a stunning revelation, Chris, I never thought of it that way. I’ve decided to quit my job and play MtG for a living, hope my kids don’t starve.

I know it's like every teenager has figured this out after a few weeks at their first job... it's why it's called work.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Let me just remind everyone that he thinks putting a chicken in a bag is the same as vacuum sealing it.

there's actual devices one can buy for the home kitchen to vacuum-seal food. Bob doesn't understand what vacuum-sealing is (like many other things he doesn't grok).

Tying up a plastic grocery bag with duct tape after manually trying to push out all the air (all while trying to not spill out the sauce/marinade), isn't vacuum-sealing.

 

[Totally Awesome]

Let me just remind everyone that he thinks putting a chicken in a bag is the same as vacuum sealing it.

He also thinks Mountain Dew is an acceptable ingredient to cook chicken. I will never get over that.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

He's no Aragorn. Hell, he's not even Gimli. Does James Gunn even acknowledge Bob's existence (like even with retweets)? (I'm going out on a limb and saying no).

"You have my sword"? More like "You have my Mountain Dew/Sriracha Abomination Chicken"

I'm waiting for Bob to write a panting, sweating Chris Farley tweet asking if he remembers him from some con ten years ago.

"That was most profoundly toothsome, dear sir."

 

[Flexo]

He's no Aragorn. Hell, he's not even Gimli. Does James Gunn even acknowledge Bob's existence (like even with retweets)? (I'm going out on a limb and saying no).

Bob said that James Gunn was one of his first interviews.

"Super"Man

MovieBob delves into the realm of real-world superheroics with the movie Super.

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Also never forget:

On James Gunn, Fake Outrage and Letting The Bad Guys Win

UPDATE: A complimentary video version of this post – expanded with thoughts relating the Disney/Fox merger – is now available on YouTube. For the record: Portions of this piece were ada…

moviebobcentral.com

I arrive at that position for a number of reasons, the absolute bottom-rung least of which are that I really love the GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY movies, I’d like to see them wrap up as planned, I’ve followed and enjoyed Gunn’s career for about as long as he’s had one (all the way back to the Troma era), I think he’s enormously talented and his film geek turned schlock-horror journeyman turned arthouse bad-boy turned blockbuster superhero auteur reminds me of a life-arc I’d pictured for myself (still sort-of do, if we’re being honest here…) once upon a time and I’ve always felt a tinge of personal-investment in his success and self-improvement because of that.​

BONUS LOL

https://www.reddit.com/r/BreadTube/comments/b3gxge/moviebobs_victory_lap_over_james_gunn_being/

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I'm waiting for Bob to write a panting, sweating Chris Farley tweet asking if he remembers him from some con ten years ago.

"That was most profoundly toothsome, dear sir."

Ironic because if you look at the link above, Bob's interview was in 2011. Literally 10 years ago this year.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

"Megatron and the decepticons attack Tokyo, and it's up to an unlikely alliance between Godzilla and the Autobots to save the day."

I hate myself for actually finding that interesting.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

I wonder if Bob is deluded enough to think James Gunn remembers him/that interview and any day now he's going to notice Bob defending him from the Nazis on Twitter and will extend a producer credit to him for Suicide Squad 2 or something.

 

[Zombie Dealership]

He's no Aragorn. Hell, he's not even Gimli. Does James Gunn even acknowledge Bob's existence (like even with retweets)? (I'm going out on a limb and saying no).

"You have my sword"? More like "You have my Mountain Dew/Sriracha Abomination Chicken"

To be fair, that chicken would be a deadlier weapon when ingested than even Excalibur itself. I gotta imagine it would tear through you harder than a hatched xenomorph.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

He's no Aragorn. Hell, he's not even Gimli. Does James Gunn even acknowledge Bob's existence (like even with retweets)? (I'm going out on a limb and saying no).

"You have my sword"? More like "You have my Mountain Dew/Sriracha Abomination Chicken"

Bob is the Lickspittle from The Hobbit. Was he in the book? I don't remember, since it's been a while since I read it.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I know it's like every teenager has figured this out after a few weeks at their first job... it's why it's called work.

Yeah. There are very few people who genuinely work at their dream job and genuinely prefer that job over anything else. Chris doesn't seem to understand that it's possible to work a job you don't like.

He also thinks Mountain Dew is an acceptable ingredient to cook chicken. I will never get over that.

And he also pretends that it's Southern cuisine. I have literally never heard of anyone else using Mountain Dew as a marinade and the top result I can find is from a Boy Scouts website, who probably eat it because it's a sugar fix and not because of anything else.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I wonder if Bob is deluded enough to think James Gunn remembers him/that interview and any day now he's going to notice Bob defending him from the Nazis on Twitter and will extend a producer credit to him for Suicide Squad 2 or something.

Oh absolutely. His narcissism made him assume he was best friends with Lindsey and is an integral part of Nintendo's success. He may not think they're friends, but I would not be surprised if he thinks he made a lasting impression on Gunn.