Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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i apologize if it was posted before but bob jumped on the hole Yookla-Laylee dropping jontron bandwagon
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he also RT this
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Again, retweeted by a guy who repeatedly denies he's a fascist.

9volt might be thread-worthy if he always posts awful shit like this.

He does, all the time. His entire twitter is ranting about gamers like it's October 2014. He's an obsessive contrarian, so anything mainstream "gamer" culture likes he viscerally hates.

Also obsessively namesearches himself, so there could be some good milking potential there.
 
i apologize if it was posted before but bob jumped on the hole Yookla-Laylee dropping jontron bandwagon
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rCsDTef.jpg

he also RT this
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I'm torn. On the one hand, I'm hoping his twitter rants, especially his "There are no bad tactics, only bad targets" line bites him in the ass.

On the other hand, I feel like that's more than he deserves, and that he shouldn't even be built up in order so he can take a fall.
 
He does, all the time. His entire twitter is ranting about gamers like it's October 2014. He's an obsessive contrarian, so anything mainstream "gamer" culture likes he viscerally hates.

Also obsessively namesearches himself, so there could be some good jerking off potential there.

To be honest I'm surprised he doesn't have one here already. Two possibilities exist for this thread worthy cow:

1. He really is as retarded as his tweets would lead you to believe
2. He was just pretending to be retarded once for the laughs, but he's done it so hard for so long that it's not an act anymore
 
He does, all the time. His entire twitter is ranting about gamers like it's October 2014. He's an obsessive contrarian, so anything mainstream "gamer" culture likes he viscerally hates.

Also obsessively namesearches himself, so there could be some good jerking off potential there.
Do we need more info like names or can we just dive right in?
 
Do we need more info like names or can we just dive right in?

Twitter is @9volt_88, no other known aliases to me. He seems like a generic twitter aspie ranting the internet for the most part and I haven't had time to dig any further.
 
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i apologize if it was posted before but bob jumped on the hole Yookla-Laylee dropping jontron bandwagon
K0DfWGr.jpg

rCsDTef.jpg

he also RT this
HGI6dlT.jpg
Man poor Jon. He's such a huge fan of Banjo Kazooie I bet working on Yookla-Laylee was probably something he was really looking forward to, but now he's lost it because a bunch of man babies can't handle the fact that his opinions don't perfectly match theirs.
 
Man poor Jon. He's such a huge fan of Banjo Kazooie I bet working on Yookla-Laylee was probably something he was really looking forward to, but now he's lost it because a bunch of man babies can't handle the fact that his opinions don't perfectly match theirs.
The game is already gold, meaning that it's fully completed and waiting to be released. To remove Jon will require a Day One patch. Ergo, if you don't download the patch, Jon stays in.
 
The game is already gold, meaning that it's fully completed and waiting to be released. To remove Jon will require a Day One patch. Ergo, if you don't download the patch, Jon stays in.

Or you mod it to unlock it again...Which will probably happen. Gamers hate it when things are removed from a game that is actually there at the beginning.
 
I still can't believe people complained enough about hearing Jon make Banjo Kazooie grunts in a game less than a month away from releasing to the point that the company said they'd removed him.

And this convinced Blobby boy to buy the game.
 
I don't think Bob realizes that in doing this, Playtonic has alienated a good chunk of the people looking forward to Yooka-Laylee and as a result sales are gonna suffer. There's already a lot of backers requesting refunds, and while at this point it won't really affect development, fact is Playtonic has shown that it bows to the whim of the SJW crowd rather than their actual audience, aka the people funding their game.

So while it gained one sale in the form of Blob Chimpman, it's losing a lot more in the form of people who actually gave a damn about the game. Of course, Bob won't care about this since he thinks getting rid of a free bonus people were actually looking forward to on the basis that Jon has different political beliefs is a good thing. Because who cares what the actual audience wants? The only people that matter to Blobby are the unpleasable SJW crowd, and it seems Playtonic will be catering to them now.
 
Like many, I'm torn. I totally understand WHY the Yooka-Laylee people would not wish to associate with Jon-Tron. As a company, they have the right to do so, and I get why.

On the other hand, this will alienate a good few people, many of whom also loved Banjo-Kazooie and might boycott the game in protest.

Also, if all it takes for you to buy a game is someone you don't like getting dropped from that game, you are a lolcow.
 
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