Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Lensherr]

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I know this sounds stupid, but his Terminator pitch really irked me. It boiled down to him redefining the series into the jocks vs. nerds paradigm that he views the world through where the nerds are the good guys and he can vicariously live his fantasies of sticking it to the people who bullied him in high school in a very transparent manner. People in the comments section would respond to that criticism with saying "but all art is grounded in the author's view", to which I say a good author doesn't make their views blatantly obvious. George Lucas said that Star Wars was inspired by his protestation of the Vietnam War and participation in the counterculture movement where the Empire is a parallel to the American government, but most people wouldn't know that upon a cursory glance (with many comparing it instead to Nazi Germany or even the British Empire), because he directed it in a way that doesn't blatantly call attention to it. Whereas what Bob's pitching is just an excuse to project his view of "certain people have the right to rule over others due some nebulously defined ideal of superiority, and fuck anybody who doesn't fit that ideal, they can just waste away on welfare" ideology that is familiar to anyone who reads his Twitter, which is a classist and anti-humanitarian angle that misses the point of a series that is at its core pro-humanity in the sense that it says that we must avoid eliminating what makes us human in our strive to advance the future. It's like making Game of Thrones into a series about killing working-class people.

 

[Bob Page]

I know this sounds stupid, but his Terminator pitch really irked me. It boiled down to him redefining the series into the jocks vs. nerds paradigm that he views the world through where the nerds are the good guys and he can vicariously live his fantasies of sticking it to the people who bullied him in high school in a very transparent manner. People in the comments section would respond to that criticism with saying "but all art is grounded in the author's view", to which I say a good author doesn't make their views blatantly obvious. George Lucas said that Star Wars was inspired by his protestation of the Vietnam War and participation in the counterculture movement where the Empire is a parallel to the American government, but most people wouldn't know that upon a cursory glance (with many comparing it instead to Nazi Germany or even the British Empire), because he directed it in a way that doesn't blatantly call attention to it. Whereas what Bob's pitching is just an excuse to project his view of "certain people have the right to rule over others due some nebulously defined ideal of superiority, and fuck anybody who doesn't fit that ideal, they can just waste away on welfare" ideology that is familiar to anyone who reads his Twitter, which is a classist and anti-humanitarian angle that misses the point of a series that is at its core pro-humanity in the sense that it says that we must avoid eliminating what makes us human in our strive to advance the future. It's like making Game of Thrones into a series about killing working-class people.

Yeah, moviebob thinks that kissing the ass of the elites would merit him a place amongst their ranks. In reality, he'll be nothing more than just a pawn in their chess game to be used and disposed of when they see fit.

 

[Darndirty]

I still can't believe people complained enough about hearing Jon make Banjo Kazooie grunts in a game less than a month away from releasing to the point that the company said they'd removed him.

And this convinced Blobby boy to buy the game.

I don't know know what a Jon Tron is and at this point I'm too afraid of ask.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

I don't know know what a Jon Tron is and at this point I'm too afraid of ask.

JonTron is a random internet dude, makes videos, and as proven by his willingness to call things retarded and call out Twitter randos on their bullshit, he doesn't afraid of anything. He did some voice work for the game in question (Yooka Laylee, or something?), which is a love letter to all the 3d platformers of yore that Jon's a big fan of. They removed his voice work after he said some controversial things, and in Bob's eyes, that's worth giving a company money. Not because the game looks good, or fun, or interesting, but because they went after the right targets, in his eyes.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Yeah, moviebob thinks that kissing the ass of the elites would merit him a place amongst their ranks. In reality, he'll be nothing more than just a pawn in their chess game to be used and disposed of when they see fit.

A useful idiot. At least that would be slightly better than a useless idiot, which is what he is now.

 

[Lensherr]

Yeah, moviebob thinks that kissing the ass of the elites would merit him a place amongst their ranks. In reality, he'll be nothing more than just a pawn in their chess game to be used and disposed of when they see fit.

Someone accused him of that once on Twitter, and he responded with something to the effect of "Pawns don't know that they're being played. I am OPENLY pro-globalist and working towards a post-national society."

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Someone accused him of that once on Twitter, and he responded with something to the effect of "Pawns don't know that they're being played. I am OPENLY pro-globalist and working towards a post-national society."

People like Bob are the worst kinds of enablers for totalitarian states. They'refully aware they're gonna get shafted but praise it all anyways because they think collectivism and "progress" are worth sacrificing the rights of others as much as they please.

 

[Lorento]

They'refully aware they're gonna get shafted

Lol no. They think they'll be the rulers, rather than the ruled. Truth is, they'll be neither. They'll be the dead, because the totalitarians will kill them.

 

[thismanlies]

Lol no. They think they'll be the rulers, rather than the ruled. Truth is, they'll be neither. They'll be the dead, because the totalitarians will kill them.

I consider most of the western Marxists to be completely naive because they don't see the irony in tweeting about oppression on their iphones. I believe Bob on the other hand has some knowledge of what happens in totalitarian societies and he's just waiting for the day someone knocks on his basement door to make him a commissar.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

I consider most of the western Marxists to be completely naive because they don't see the irony in tweeting about oppression on their iphones. I believe Bob on the other hand has some knowledge of what happens in totalitarian societies and he's just waiting for the day someone knocks on his basement door to make him a commissar.

Look, just because he is a fagot like Goehring, does not mean he will become Goehring.

Also, I just watched Moviebob's Power Rangers review.
I find it kind of funny that the guy who finished his "overthinker" series by fighting a giant gorilla is harboring on what is essentially the very thing he ripped off.

 

[A Random]

Moviebob thinks that he isn't a Power Rangers series because he used 'real' footage.

Which is why his version of Captain N is the fattest fatfuck fatty fats that ever fatted ever.

 

[iafiv]

The biggest problem with his pitch is that it kind of becomes a bit too topical.Just like his pitch for an Escape from New York remake which boils down to LA and NYC are great places while middle America sucks and Snake needs to intervene.Yes the first Terminator and the first Escape were inspired by real world problems the high crime of 70's era New York and the fear of nuclear war in the 80's.But they don't scream that in an over the top way.They took real world issues and came up with their own version of reality.That's why they hold up they didn't go out of their way to be topical.
You don't watch the first Terminator and it repeats once every 2 minutes how bad nuclear war is/can be.His pitch though would be a bit too obviously topical.Redneck/jock types from the future go back in time to kill a presumably liberal minority type that is working in robotics.Talk about subtle.In the original Terminator we don't know who started the war although its heavily implied the machines did it.
For me the funniest thing about Bob types is when you read the praise they get from their fans.Who are their fans?

 

[El Porko Fako]

Well, I went to DeviantArt to look it up.

I actually think this is some pretty fitting fan art for Bob. To me, Bob and Ultimate Warrior are pretty similar. They're both bad at writing, think way too highly of themselves, I can't understand what either one of them are fucking talking about half the time, and judging from Bob's enriching carb-only diet, he's probably going to be dead from a heart attack before 55 too.

 

[Mola Ram]

I actually think this is some pretty fitting fan art for Bob. To me, Bob and Ultimate Warrior are pretty similar. They're both bad at writing, think way too highly of themselves, I can't understand what either one of them are fucking talking about half the time, and judging from Bob's enriching carb-only diet, he's probably going to be dead from a heart attack before 55 too.

Don't forget the massive ego, plus going completely off the deep end politically.

 

[RockVolnutt]

If Bob views the world in a stereotypical "jocks vs nerds" way, does this mean he sees goobergrapers/online Trump supporters/any breed of anti-SJW as musclebound meatheads instead of even more nerds? That sounds like an odd conclusion to jump to.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

If Bob views the world in a stereotypical "jocks vs nerds" way, does this mean he sees goobergrapers/online Trump supporters/any breed of anti-SJW as musclebound meatheads instead of even more nerds? That sounds like an odd conclusion to jump to.

No, he probably sees them as "Dark Nerds" if you will. While Bob does have a jocks vs nerds mentality it's not as literal as some people suggest. His qualifiers for right and wrong are ideological, not physical.

 

[Lorento]

No, he probably sees them as "Dark Nerds" if you will. While Bob does have a jocks vs nerds mentality it's not as literal as some people suggest. His qualifiers for right and wrong are ideological, not physical.

Quite. While he hated the jocks for being uncultured brutes (Which probably means they made fun of him because of his Mario fetish) he hates the Gamergate crowd/Anti SocJus crowd because he believes them to be uncultured brutes who can't see the Superior Future. It's different, yet the same, because Bob is still stuck in high school and believes that impotently raging on the Internet today can make up for his physical deficiencies.

 

[Reddit Avenger]

I actually think this is some pretty fitting fan art for Bob. To me, Bob and Ultimate Warrior are pretty similar. They're both bad at writing, think way too highly of themselves, I can't understand what either one of them are fucking talking about half the time, and judging from Bob's enriching carb-only diet, he's probably going to be dead from a heart attack before 55 too.

Ultimate Warrior is actually entertaining though.

 

[SuperSheep]

Quite. While he hated the jocks for being uncultured brutes (Which probably means they made fun of him because of his Mario fetish)

I like to believe that the jocks he derides so much were actually decent people, but because he internalized the Revenge of the Nerds franchise and similar properties, and identified with the nerds much more, he believed he was this oppressed group and talked back to the jocks like they were his oppressors as well as being massively stupid. Unfortunately for Bob, he doesn't get that people are not ashamed of things they don't do but they are annoyed by people who relentlessly accuse them of doing things they don't do, and they beat him up because he was an obnoxious cunt.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

No, he probably sees them as "Dark Nerds" if you will. While Bob does have a jocks vs nerds mentality it's not as literal as some people suggest. His qualifiers for right and wrong are ideological, not physical.

No, he sees them as WHITE MALE nerds. Dark nerds are part of the superior future for the most part, if racial trends in voting are anything to go by.