Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Foltest]

He is lite on common sense, knowledge about the world, understanding why people would not vote for Hillary etc.

 

[muh_moobs]

He genuinely seems to care about people and he always seems to actually want what's best for everybody involved.

If that were the case, he wouldn't be a Democrat.

 

[Count groudon]

If I had to be part of Moviebob's "superior future" I'd probably go ahead and kill myself now.

He would probably encourage you to kill yourself if you weren't happy with it and then make a hateful remark about how much better the world would be without you. Bobby struggles with empathy almost as much as he struggles to fit his 350 pound ass into the cheap jeans his mom buys for him.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

He is lite on common sense, knowledge about the world, understanding why people would not vote for Hillary etc.

He's also lite on oxygen and vegetables in his diet.

He would probably encourage you to kill yourself if you weren't happy with it and then make a hateful remark about how much better the world would be without you. Bobby struggles with empathy almost as much as he struggles to fit his 350 pound ass into the cheap jeans his mom buys for him.

I'll be here waiting for the moment when Bob's "perfect world" suddenly becomes unperfect.

 

[thismanlies]

I'll be here waiting for the moment when Bob's "perfect world" suddenly becomes unperfect.

So in other words, a leak in his basement.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Come on dude this thread is basically Dobson Lite, what are you expecting?

Tell me I'm not the only one where the two blur together. They're both talking blobs to me.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Tell me I'm not the only one where the two blur together. They're both talking blobs to me.

Same here.

 

[Gordon Cole]

So in other words, a leak in his basement.

That actually happened to him, just replace "leak" with "flood":

 

[TheImportantFart]

What foot?

 

[Count groudon]

That actually happened to him, just replace "leak" with "flood":
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"Basement apartment"

Sure, what ever helps you cope with being a basement dweller Bob.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Gonna have to stop you right there.

It's inaccurate to Norse mythology, as Thor was a symbol of masculinity back then and shouldn't have a woman represent him.

If they brought Freya it would've made a lot more sense.

Eh, Thor: the Comic has very little to do with Thor: the mythological entity beyond the names and hammer. Jack Kirby took MANY liberties with the myths right from the get-go, so I don't think arguing "but the myths aren't like that!" is a particularly good argument against She-Thor. A better argument is just "this character was a joke from the get-go": I mean, the first thing they have her do is beat up a supervillain who talks like a stereotyped 4chan misogynist, who in turn is beaten up by his wife, who then surrenders to she-Thor because "I'm not going to fight another strong independent woman." /:autism:

 

[Ntwadumela]

Eh, Thor: the Comic has very little to do with Thor: the mythological entity beyond the names and hammer. Jack Kirby took MANY liberties with the myths right from the get-go, so I don't think arguing "but the myths aren't like that!" is a particularly good argument against She-Thor. A better argument is just "this character was a joke from the get-go": I mean, the first thing they have her do is beat up a supervillain who talks like a stereotyped 4chan misogynist, who in turn is beaten up by his wife, who then surrenders to she-Thor because "I'm not going to fight another strong independent woman." /:autism:

Jesus fuck doesn't MARVEL already have enough "strong independent females"?

 

[Gordon Cole]

I'll say this about H3H3, they'll admit when they've fucked up, they don't put old media on a disproportionately high pedestal and they don't have the self-awareness of week-old egg salad.

Don't get your news from YouTube, but you can get your political stances from YouTube:

Also Bob's attempts at "humor":

And a cow crossover:

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Jesus fuck doesn't MARVEL already have enough "strong independent females"?

Enough is never enough for SJWs. No matter what you do they'll cry and cry for more until your company goes belly up because all the real costumers ran away.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

I'll say this about H3H3, they'll admit when they've fucked up, they don't put old media on a disproportionately high pedestal and they don't have the self-awareness of week-old egg salad.

Don't get your news from YouTube, but you can get your political stances from YouTube:
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Also Bob's attempts at "humor":
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And a cow crossover:
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At this point Dobson, Chipman, and Goldmark are all merging into one fat, miserable mess.

 

[thismanlies]

I'll say this about H3H3, they'll admit when they've fucked up, they don't put old media on a disproportionately high pedestal and they don't have the self-awareness of week-old egg salad.

Don't get your news from YouTube, but you can get your political stances from YouTube:
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Also Bob's attempts at "humor":
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And a cow crossover:
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Maybe Marvel can make comics about how it's able-ist that Bob's fat ass can't get on any of the rides.

 

[Malt Liquor]

At this point Dobson, Chipman, and Goldmark are all merging into one miserable mess.

Thank You for making me remember the final part of Society (The Brian Yuzna movie)
Oh,and Bob attempting at "Humor" is even worse than His political spergin,which say alot....

 

[Literally Hitler]

more Trump sperging

The guy who thinks that Super Mario Brother 3 is the pinnacle of civilization thinks that he's more culturally evolved.

Bob's lack of self awareness is simply astounding.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

And a cow crossover:
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Bob, Dobson, and Tony cris-cross so often nowadays I sincerely think we should just merge their threads.

 

[Positron]

"...the more culturally evolved..."
OK.

Of course I don't think Bobby understands that, but competition between interest groups (regardless of how you call them: class, race, gender) has always existed and will always exist. I'm sure in the Age of Moonwheat countries will be competiting against each other for a bigger plot of the Moon.

Affirmative action, the wet dream of liberals like Bobby, is exactly what he means by "mediocre people seeking protection from competition" -- except they don't do so in "crowd safety", they have to stand out, simultaneously reaping the profits while yelling how oppressed they are.