Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I guess what I'm saying is that "Tony Stark goes into coma, young girl becomes new Iron Man" isn't much different than, say, the Knightfall storyline. With decent writing, you could make it work. But Marvel really didn't make it work at all, because they hired shit writers.

Doing a shit job of it and then, on top of that, blaming their audience for being some kind of racist troglodyte pigs who REEEE at the sight of a woman is why this isn't just a financial failure, but an insult on top of it.

I have no doubt any of these stories, at least in general, could work just fine given any effort whatsoever. It's not like they'd have to try THAT hard to be better than recent Marvel capeshit.
 
The problem isn't either of these things, it's the idiotic idea that diversity is some kind of substitute for quality. All these comics have been such abject shitty garbage that when you first show them to people, they are unable to believe it isn't some kind of fucked up parody.

"Put a tranny in it" isn't good writing, or writing at all.
Surprisingly trannies and fat acceptance are the only Social Justice hallmarks not even they tried to sell as a replacement for an existing popular series. You have a handful of genderspecials as background characters but you never see them or some fatty as the All-New All-Different Daredevil or something. I'm legit surprised they never tried before learning this was all stupid.
 
The problem isn't either of these things, it's the idiotic idea that diversity is some kind of substitute for quality. All these comics have been such abject shitty garbage that when you first show them to people, they are unable to believe it isn't some kind of fucked up parody.

"Put a tranny in it" isn't good writing, or writing at all.
Then you get Mass Effect Andromeda where you say hi to a random person and they tell you how they're trans and their deadname which is not only bad writing to people who actually have good taste, but insulting to SJWs.
 
Then you get Mass Effect Andromeda where you say hi to a random person and they tell you how they're trans and their deadname which is not only bad writing to people who actually have good taste, but insulting to SJWs.

Beamdog actually beat Bioware to the whole "Hello I'm trans" thing in Siege of Dragonspear. I do believe Bioware wins on the deadnaming front, though.

“[The revelation that she is transgender] is what we consider three dialogue nodes deep,” Oster explained. “We put an arbitrary limit on our writers for our support characters of just three nodes deep, just to control word count. Siege of Dragonspear is over 500,000 words of dialogue, so we had to put limits on writers so they didn’t create more.

“The character goes from ‘Hi, how are you doing?’ to ‘I’m transgender’ in three conversation lines. That’s a really shallow way of telling me a life-shattering event. The transgender people I know are not going to blurt that out as quickly as that - it’s going to take a while, you’re going to have to get to know them."
 
SJW #1: "Wait! I have a totally awesome idea!"

"Let's alienate our core, long term loyal customers by destroying the characters they love by making them into nasty white males and substitute them for crappy "Diversity Rich" knock offs with shitty story's but chocked ass full of SWJ slang and neo-feminism slogans!"

SJW #2: "That will be sure to appeal to a customer base thats been shown to never buy comics or anything really!"

SJW Boss: "It's pure genius! We'll be so woke and super virtuous that it will sooooo make up for the massive loss in revue!"

Fuck-tards...

And these are the kind of people that Old Bobby wants to be in charge of the world in his glorious bright future?

Fuck-tards all the way down
 
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Because these are fundamentally broken people. They have nothing interesting about them besides their identites. That is all they are. They are black, latina, queer, whatever. They only have that. What makes them interesting as a person? Nothing, because this identity consumes them. Because they have nothing interesting about them and they are generally repugnant people. So they demand the superficial act of seeing people like them on screen.

Since I'm going to assume he doesn't have any investment in the source material with how he talks about the comics, it's more like he's annoyed these concepts failed in the pages thus the MCU will never have a "diverse" cast of representation if it even lasts that long. It doesn't matter that all these new characters sound like the same hipster teen and are replacing characters that already have fans. Eventually they'll be likable like Luke Cage. He conveniently leaves out how Luke is pretty much the only character at Marvel born out of the same fad to still be around unlike other attempts like Black Goliath. This is likely the fate of most new characters with only a few like Ms. Marvel having any popularity to survive on.

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Holy fucking shit.

SJW #1: "Wait! I have a totally awesome idea!"

"Let's alienate our core, long term loyal customers by destroying the characters they love by making them into nasty white males and substitute them for crappy "Diversity Rich" knock offs with shitty story's but chocked ass full of SWJ slang and neo-feminism slogans!"

SJW #2: "That will be sure to appeal to a customer base thats been shown to never buy comics or anything really!"

SJW Boss: "It's pure genius! We'll be so woke and super virtuous that it will sooooo make up for the massive loss in revue!"

Fuck-tards...

And these are the kind of people that Old Bobby wants to be in charge of the world in his glorious bright future?

Fuck-tards all the way down

They won't. America is a capitalist country, as is the rest of the world. What sells matters. And what always sells is good, engaging stories. Those that prevent art in this country have a history of failing in a spectacular fashion or just failing over and over until they disappear.

League of Decency - Reduced to nothing, replaced by the MPAA (which is bad, but nowhere near what this was)
Comics Code Authority - Completely irrelevant
Parent's Music Rights Council - Destroyed in Congress
Jack Thompson - Disbarred

I could go on. But this is just a resurgence of political correctness from the 1990s in a much more aggressive form. It too, shall pass. There is no right side of history, because history has no sides. All things fade in time.
 
I don't think it was posted here, but Bob did finally review Ghost in the Shell:


I did call that he would spend an extended amount of time bitching about the casting controversy/otakus in general, but I was surprised he actually spent as much time praising Scarlett Johannson's appearance. Isn't leering over hot women kind of haram for Bob's social circle?
 
Gonna have to stop you right there.

It's inaccurate to Norse mythology, as Thor was a symbol of masculinity back then and shouldn't have a woman represent him.

If they brought Freya it would've made a lot more sense.

Eh, its not really about creating new things for SJW's. Its mostly about destroying things the bad people like.

You can look around but die hard SJW's don't really create much if anything. And the rare thing they do create is usually terrible as they can't appeal to the average person while still making it a SJW acceptable thing. Ie: games like Sunset.

I think that Bobby has just jumped on the current band wagon honestly; he never really cared about anything more then Super Mario Brother's before but this new SJW and Ctrl-Left thing feeds his ego and lets him get those digs in at the type of people who've put him down his whole life.

You know those types...happy, successful, in relationships while living out their lives type of people. People who didn't obsesses about a children's game for 20+ years while living in their mom's basement making crappy videos. People who went on after high school to successfully transition into adulthood and maturity and reaped all the benefits of such.

Everything Bobby wanted but can't have because he's a sperg and general fuck-tard whose going to end up a lot like Fatty will.

I wish I could live for another 30 years to see the end result of all these lolcow's life choices...will Bobby still cry out against Trump/alt-right bogeyman when's he's 65 and long forgotten or will he bemoan the choices he made and curse the chances he missed because of his cowardice?

I'd guess it be both really. Poor Bobby...I'd feel pity if he wasn't such a sad sack of a man-boy.
 
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