Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Has Bob had his daily CONSOOOOOOOOM from the new Mario movie poster dropping?

Oh hell and it's Illumination too?

 

[UserAccess]

It's not like he has any friends or a woman to spend time with. Plus, that 40 Year Old Virgin rage has to go SOMEWHERE.

God. Bob is that guy that keeps texting your girlfriend that she should be with a guy that appreciates her. We all know a Bob and don't hang out with for a reason.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Man that regularly wishes painful death on the majority of people finds joke wishing the most powerful man in the world harm uncouth.

 

[TowinKarz]

Oh, but there's no difference at all between making a jokey political attack on a political figure, and the minor aged kids of those political figures, even if they do nohting except exist as kids.

The dog DID bite people.....

Meanwhile, remember how Hollywood celebs were calling a kid that as far as I can tell, has no problems, a "creepy-eyed future rapist and school shooter, we can just TELL!" ? And when told they're dunking on a kid they basically said "Well, he deserved it, he's related to orangehitler and refuses to do something about it!"

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Man that regularly wishes painful death on the majority of people finds joke wishing the most powerful man in the world harm uncouth.

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There's a difference between attacking a politician and attacking his family. Here in Bongland we have a very aristocratic politician called Jacob Rees-Mogg. I have no problem with making jokes about his accent - I have a problem with making fun of his kids.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

How do they think bones grow?

Is your skeleton the same size over your life?

It's also possible for your bones to overgrow and cause problems. Just look up Fibrodysplasia Ossificans Progressiva. That's a disease where bones grow out of control after injury and basically create a "bone cage" that immobilizes the sufferer. It's basically the medical condition version of an SCP.

 

[Mola Ram]

Man that regularly wishes painful death on the majority of people finds joke wishing the most powerful man in the world harm uncouth.

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There's a difference between attacking a politician and attacking his family. Here in Bongland we have a very aristocratic politician called Jacob Rees-Mogg. I have no problem with making jokes about his accent - I have a problem with making fun of his kids.

Bob seems to be equating the dog with a minor child. Which is stupid as hell and hypocritical as fuck, but that's just par for the course.

 

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who are those "we" robert. you dont have any friends, lovers and your family are low tier garbage rednecks.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

who are those "we" robert. you dont have any friends, lovers and your family are low tier garbage rednecks.

The God-Emperor of the Superyah Fyoocha has probably started using the royal we.

 

[No Exit]

Bob seems to be equating the dog with a minor child. Which is stupid as hell and hypocritical as fuck, but that's just par for the course.

Based on his reaction he seems to think "furbabies" are real children. Considering the absolute state of his life it's not surprising really.

 

[Mola Ram]

The God-Emperor of the Superyah Fyoocha has probably started using the royal we.

Certainly understandable, given his weight.

 

[Flexo]

I'm sure it's probably a thing on pagan Tumblr.

I said REAL paganism!

(I know that joke works only for you ((and Mola ram)) because I've seen ya on the witchblr thread.)

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

witchblr thread

That thread could probably double as a Harry Potter and Percy Jackson fandom thread.

 

[Flexo]

Based on his reaction he seems to think "furbabies" are real children. Considering the absolute state of his life it's not surprising really.

I have discovered what is worse than furbabies...

plant dad cup - Google Shopping

 

[Koby_Fish]

The answer starts with the letter "A": these A-people have trouble processing half-hints and subtle cues, and will literally throw a fit at ambiguity.

Bobby lectures us on Ecology. Unfortunately (fortunately?) his audience are all smart-alecs:
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1a. I don't know how colonial organisms like the Portuguese-man-o-war has anything to do with the "human problem", however you formulate it.
1b. Likewise I can't see the relevance of mycorrhizae (or any form of symbiosis) on this subject.
2. Your skeleton is very much alive. Sleep tight.
3. I have never heard of "density of organism", which is just a parameter, being considered a "lifeform" on its own.
4a. Here's why we cannot compare the Planet Earth to a living organism (much less a "scaled-up version of a colonial organism"): the planet is not the result of mutation and natural selection!
4b. Gaia Hypothesis, which is fringe science, has nothing to do with "planetary-surface integrating lifecycles" (what does that even mean?). James Lovelock has been notoriously imprecise, and he changes his definition of "Gaia" in each book, but at its broadest Gaia Hypothesis denote a series of geochemical processes, with participation of living organisms, that serve to keep the Earth environment amical to life. If anyone is still interested in it in the year 2021, I recommend the book On Gaia - A Critical Investigation on the Relationship between Life and Earth by Toby Tyrrell. Spoiler: Tyrrell fails to find evidence in support of the Gaia Hypothesis.

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Glenn Greenward:
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Speaking of "Hollywood sex offenders", Bobby claims Glenn Greenwald is the "Roman Polanski of political journalism".
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Conservatives are not human, take 235121
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Trump!!!! Dubya!!!!
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Populism will inevitably turns fascist right-wing dictatorship. Someone warns his Congresswaifu:
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St. Fentanyl Flyod. It seems Bobby is white-knighting some dame called postXamerica.
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Did anyone ask your opinion, white man?

All republicans are sex creeps:
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Conservative woman. Working out in a gym. Is there anything more triggering to Bobby?
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Batman:
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"MCU Geopolitical Philosophy". For a change Bobby might be up to something: that the top dogs in Disney see themselves as above the law.
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More Falcon:
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Cartoon, somehow Space Jam is related to Skynet and the Matrix:
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I'm just heartened that Yosemite Sam has his guns back. And Foghorn Leghorn the Mansplainer isn't canceled.

GvK. Angel is not as much a fan of Big Munki as Bobby:
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10 minutes. You watch it.

so Bob's sister married a Korean? Too bad it wasn't a rooftop Krean with some sense instead of a mindless D-voter.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

It's also possible for your bones to overgrow and cause problems

Also, when you break your leg unfortunately the doctors will be forced to break your other leg. This is because when your leg breaks (mainly the Femur) the bone will grow and will make one leg longer than the other, so they have to even their sizes.

Bob seems to be equating the dog with a minor child. Which is stupid as hell and hypocritical as fuck, but that's just par for the course.

You know... Targets and tactics. As well, attacking someone's family, specially their children, is a pretty scummy move. But don't expect Bob to understand that.

 

[Koby_Fish]

How do they think bones grow?

Is your skeleton the same size over your life?

Leave it to the "I FOOKING LOVE SCIENCE" crowd to go "Hurr Durr Bones are made of Solid Calcium they're not alive" - as if they think it's biological process that just deposit calcium continually to "make it grow" but they think the calcium making up the bones itself isn't "alive" therefore bones aren't alive.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

I hate that nerd culture went mainstream. I love comic books and cartoons and anime, I grew up with it but ever since it became popular it’s attracted some of the nastiest people around. People like Bob who talk about morals, politics, what constitutes as good fiction and brag about how nerdy they are. And some of these freaks are downright homicidal. Did you guys know the Steven Universe fandom almost drove a girl to suicide a couple of years ago? It was all over some stupid fanart too.

I really hope this nerd fad stops soon.

Yeah, this is just Gunn’s DC version of Guardians.

The only question I have is, why the fuck did they pick Starro to be the villain.

God I remember that Steven Universe fanart bullshit. She made a character slightly less black, the sentence was death and they were already dancing on her fucking grave.

I don't give a shit about fandumbs, but I give an immense shit about bullying like that.

And as far as Suicide Squad goes, yeah Starro doesn't work. In fantasy land where I got this project instead of Gunn, I'd have taken inspiration from something like John Wick or Ant-Man if I needed to be closer to capeshit. A heist movie would work for SS, maybe they need to get something for the government that the US can't be seen getting. Or just a ton of action as they head out to assassinate some sort of warlord. You know, something you can still have fun with but not something that instantly shatters suspension of disbelief.

 

[Adamska]

How can people claim the skeleton isn't alive?

How do they think broken bones heal?

Edit: Can Bob not be overwhelmingly horny for any neolib woman for like, one day? Jesus Bob. How many times did he cream his oversized jeans while bubbling in Warren for the primary last year?

I fucking missed this.

I guess bone marrow is something that doesn't exist to these retards. I wonder what they think the protein that oozes out of bones when making bone broth is from given this.

 

[Lizard Pope]

I fucking missed this.

I guess bone marrow is something that doesn't exist to these retards. I wonder what they think the protein that oozes out of bones when making bone broth is from given this.

That would be assuming any of those people actually know how to cook. They think meat comes from the store.