Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Marshal Mannerheim]

“Liberate Canada!” - orange man, probably.

Doesn't Alberta want out?

 

[Tiem Cahp]

Welp, I guess Moviebob wasn't unemployed this whole time. Just found out he's playing third banana for Matpat: https://youtu.be/Dn1OBI8v5r4?t=530

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This is why I always laughed at people that called themselves "Resistance" because oh no, Trump got elected. Actual resistance movements faced death squads and operated clandestine networks of sabotage. Somehow tweeting on a public platform doesn't seem like much of a resistance movement, no matter how much the press and TDS sufferers screeched about it.

Bob can’t get out of the basement more than twice a week, but every tweet is his own personal march on Selma. His brother Chris has gone down this road too. No doubt his children will be second generation screen tards who think they’re saving the world one tweet at a time. What a waste.

 

[Wintersun]

Welp, I guess Moviebob wasn't unemployed this whole time. Just found out he's playing third banana for Matpat: https://youtu.be/Dn1OBI8v5r4?t=530

It's unfortunate too. As much as I find Matpat annoying, he seemed genuinely interested in the content he makes on his game channel. The movie channel, however, seems like it's been forced out for profit. Maybe that has something to do with Moviebob being insufferable to work with?

 

[Jazz never died!]

Comics is one of the lowest rungs on the entertainment field ladder, just under writing for video games in terms of bottom of the barrel career moves if you want to write professionally for a living. And the general idea of a lot of these failed screenwriters and novelists is that you do 3-5 years writing for the Big Two and then use your fame to pivot to creator owned shit, which in theory leads to a TV and movie deal and means you finally make it in hollywood.

Most game companies use in house writers to not only write but to also assume other roles after the script is done to keep the costs low and the ones with outscourced writers usually suck with the exception of the Arkham games with the first two written by the guy who wrote most of the scripts for the animated show the most respected media for Batman fans.

 

[Bolo]

Welp, I guess Moviebob wasn't unemployed this whole time. Just found out he's playing third banana for Matpat: https://youtu.be/Dn1OBI8v5r4?t=530

Ahahah, man the spins the world give...

If Robert has "always loved" Matpat's work and all that asskiss is true, then I can shoot lightning bolts out of my ass.

I mean, come the fuck on Robert, maybe you never had a direct snipe against matpat, but the man used to snide remarks all the time about the "mainstream" overly popular youtubers.

But hey, a gig is a gig right? Just hope Robert is getting good money to brown nose the fucking Game Theory guy.... could be worse, could be Rice Gum or something.

And just because I'm autistic, but in NONE of the videos Robert worked for Matpat, he got a shout out from the "Theorist" himself. Oh well, hope being the wikipedia guy for capeshit Matpat never once gave a shit about pays well at least.

 

[Jazz never died!]

Ahahah, man the spins the world give...

If Robert has "always loved" Matpat's work and all that asskiss is true, then I can shoot lightning bolts out of my ass.

I mean, come the fuck on Robert, maybe you never had a direct snipe against matpat, but the man used to snide remarks all the time about the "mainstream" overly popular youtubers.

But hey, a gig is a gig right? Just hope Robert is getting good money to brown nose the fucking Game Theory guy.... could be worse, could be Rice Gum or something.

And just because I'm autistic, but in NONE of the videos Robert worked for Matpat, he got a shout out from the "Theorist" himself. Oh well, hope being the wikipedia guy for capeshit Matpat never once gave a shit about pays well at least.

God "mainstream" youtubers is screaming how jealous Bob is of Youtubers pushed by Youtube because of their childfriendly autismo vids. While Bob is a fat neckbeard who is the living embodiment of a games "journalist" despite hating games after 1996 and seeing himself as a film critic but only likes pop-culture movies because you can turn your mind off and enjoy the spectacle.

 

[Koby_Fish]

This is why I always laughed at people that called themselves "Resistance" because oh no, Trump got elected. Actual resistance movements faced death squads and operated clandestine networks of sabotage. Somehow tweeting on a public platform doesn't seem like much of a resistance movement, no matter how much the press and TDS sufferers screeched about it.

They (Moviebob and co. and a bunch of other people) called it "The Resistance".

Anybody with half a brain would call it "LARPing". Like, what exactly are they resisting?

Also for anyone wondering, it would be just as exceptional for the Elephant side to start calling itself the "Resistance" every time a blue donkey government came to power.

Doesn't Alberta want out?

Yeah but that's going somewhere about as well as Quebec separatism, which is, it probably won't get off the ground. Too many NDP kids from BC settled there for work and vote in the same stupid ideas they voted for back in BC. People from BC moving to Alberta is like people who reflexively vote D from California moving to Texas.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Bob can’t get out of the basement more than twice a week, but every tweet is his own personal march on Selma. His brother Chris has gone down this road too. No doubt his children will be second generation screen tards who think they’re saving the world one tweet at a time. What a waste.

Wouldn't it be funny if his kids rebelled?

"Damnit, you need to eat your fatty foods and consoom more vidya!"
"No Dad! I'm eating healthy and playing sports! Stop trying to control my life!!!"
"Ugh! Why can't you just be a normal consumerist shut-in like your uncle?"
*Obese Blobert gurgles in the corner, excited by the newest MCU trailer*

 

[Koby_Fish]

Wouldn't it be funny if his kids rebelled?

"Damnit, you need to eat your fatty foods and consoom more vidya!"
"No Dad! I'm eating healthy and playing sports! Stop trying to control my life!!!"
"Ugh! Why can't you just be a normal consumerist shut-in like your uncle?"
*Obese Blobert gurgles in the corner, excited by the newest MCU trailer*

Or, the niece will grow up being LESS autistic than Uncle Blob.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Bob decided to pick a fight with writer Scott Greer and got humiliated.
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I wish I knew enough about boxing to accurately describe how this dude lured Bob in with a feint only to deliver a total KO in the follow-up.

I think you missed the point in my stupid biden joke. Tony had a family, he had a company, he had things to live for. Captain America lived out the rest of his life until he was an old man in an entirely different timeline. The movie ends on a funeral note, aka a sad one, instead of a happy one with Tony hugging his daughter and coming home. Instead of having a father this kid is going to have fucking cheeseburgers with his butler. Thats so fucking stupid lol. But yeah, if you disagree I mean thats cool.

Honestly killing Tony was one of the highlights of the MCU for me, because for once the good guys actually faced irreversible consequences. I much prefer a victory tainted with tragedy over that saccharine 'happily ever after' shit Hollywood forces into 99% of their movies.

The main reason I hate western capeshit comics and their associated movies is because there's always some macguffin writers can work in to bring back popular (i.e. profitable) characters, so I can't get invested in any stakes when I know no one's in any real danger. It drove me up the wall when everyone was crying over Peter dying at the end of Infinity War, as if it wasn't fucking obvious he was getting brought back in the next movie.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

about as well as Quebec separatism, which is, it probably won't get off the ground.

I could, again, be wrong but didn't Quebec have an independence referendum a few years ago?

 

[The Valeyard]

It drove me up the wall when everyone was crying over Peter dying at the end of Infinity War, as if it wasn't fucking obvious he was getting brought back in the next movie.

And didn't the first trailer for Spider-Man: Far From Home come out before Avengers: Endgame showed him coming back?

 

[Oliver Onions]

And didn't the first trailer for Spider-Man: Far From Home come out before Avengers: Endgame showed him coming back?

It came out between Infinity War and Endgame I think, yeah, but tbf the Black Widow movie is still coming out and that bitch is dead as fuck.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

I still wonder how Marvel managed to fuck up this whole push to make Carol Denvers the new face of Marvel back in the middle 2010's.

it isn't hard to get the logic, even if trying to artificially push a character into popularity has never really worked, Marvel needed a female lead for their movies, you know, get that demo and all that.

What I don't get is Kelly Sue DeConnick herself, why on fuck Marvel gave to her this pivotal character for their movie plans to this woman who barely had any real sucess in writing, working on one offs for marvel and some issues on ghost, a forgotten Dark horse hero. She never even created any new character.

People like to point out that's because Kelly Sue DeConnick is the wife of popular writer Matt "the cuck" Fraction, but even if quirk Matt was popular at the time (heavens knows why, I don't get why people like this cuck, but whatever), he doesn't have the pull to get his wife to write the next big Marvel push, or get her into the Hollywood machine.

When the DeConnick reboot came, I was out of the capeshit game. But such was the buzz that I had to check it out, and it sucked, but in a surprising way for me.

Look, if you want your feminist hero, by the gace of god go you, but why did anyone at Marvel thought the overly combative and downright unpleasent portrait of Carol Denvers was going to win anyone over, more so when Marvel WANTED to win people over. And trust me, the feminist angle was the LEAST of that book's problem.

I can't even blame Kelly Sue DeConnick really, because she isn't the one with the final say, that is to editors, and what is worse, they kept that characterization over the rest of the 2010's. So much so that in the garbage fire that was Civil War 2, Iron Man point blank tells Carol that nobody likes her, and Carol was going nuts imprisoning people over visions from precog.

Man Civil War 2 was shit... it was my first time finnally "getting it" when people talked how much Bendis fell from grace.

but seriously, why not give Carol to anyone else, there are plenty of women writers out there, even fucking Gail Simone would've done a better job, since she hasn't completely lost her mind to twitter back in 2012.

In all honesty when Captain Marvel starting getting her push in the early 2010's there wasn't much plans to have her in the MCU yet. The Captain Marvel push was the usual "Shit we need to do a Captain Marvel book or lose the name rights" Ike Perlmutter who ran Marvel and Marvel Studios at the time didn't want to do Black Panther or a female Captain Marvel movies believing minority and women characters didn't sell toys. He even forced Feige to switch the villain in Iron Man 3 Rebecca Hall was originally cast as the main villain and not his lacky.

Feige fought for both films with the agreement to work in the Inhumans who was Perlmutter's pet project as he hated Fox having the X-Men and FF film rights once Marvel starting making their own movies. It all came to ahead when Perlmutter wanted to limit RDJ to a cameo or completely cut him out of Civil War because he didn't want to pay RDJ's asking price. Feige went to Disney and said him or me and Feige got Marvel Studios and Perlmutter got Marvel Comics and TV which is why Inhumans was quietly shifted from a film to a tv series. Since then though Disney gave Feige control on all things Marvel about a year or so ago.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Honestly killing Tony was one of the highlights of the MCU for me, because for once the good guys actually faced irreversible consequences. I much prefer a victory tainted with tragedy over that saccharine 'happily ever after' shit Hollywood forces into 99% of their movies.

The main reason I hate western capeshit comics and their associated movies is because there's always some macguffin writers can work in to bring back popular (i.e. profitable) characters, so I can't get invested in any stakes when I know no one's in any real danger. It drove me up the wall when everyone was crying over Peter dying at the end of Infinity War, as if it wasn't fucking obvious he was getting brought back in the next movie.

TBF to Western consoomer capeshit, have you ever heard of Goku?

 

[Oliver Onions]

TBF to Western consoomer capeshit, have you ever heard of Goku?

I was gonna mention this is the same reason I stopped watching Dragon Ball, but I already talk too much so I didn't wanna clog up the post.

Compare it to something like JoJo though, where Araki doesn't give a single solitary fuck and will murder all your favourites before you even have time to process what's happened.

 

[Flexo]

Man Civil War 2 was shit... it was my first time finnally "getting it" when people talked how much Bendis fell from grace.

Illuminating comics did a "Civil War 2 abridged"

https://illuminatingcomics.tumblr.com/tagged/civil-war-II

And is apparently a huge OG captain marvel fan so has a LOT of posts and thoughts on the topic.

 

[Positron]

What's with Bob's hatred of crypto? Just with stonks there was nothing, and still nothing preventing him from getting in on it.

Short answer: Crypto-Currency is associated with the right and Bob hates anything associated with the right

Long answer: like a lot of people, Bob didn't get in on crypto at the start and is butt-hurt over people talking about making mad money on Crypto. And because he can't exploit/take advantage of it, he wants it destroyed so no one else can make money off of it.

A more proximal cause is that many of Bobby's Angels are video-game addicts, and some of them are mad that they can't buy the latest graphics cards at list price.

Speaking of Angels:


This entity, whose real name is Todd, calls himself the "Taylor Swift of TV Criticism". Let's hope he finds his Russell Greer in a blazer, loose jeans, and Mario tee.



Bobby claims Portuguese ancestry:


+ + + +
Bobby thinks making fun of people's livelihood is funny:


Derek Chauvin. Bobby cheers on the lazy sloganeering corporate hypocrites.

Except this was not a factual, easy question like the color of the sky on a clear day -- and I would have suspected groupthink as well if every single person answered "blue" to that question.
Bobby is such a blessed, simple soul with such an easily satisfied intellect. One wonders why his life isn't happier.

Bobby would rather have the People's Liberation Army than local police. But really it doesn't matter because Bobby has watched Rocky when he was 7.



The Tubbs Crockitt account was still there when I checked.

AOC:


Soros:


Conspiracy shit:




No fucking idea:


Robotic body:


Bobby has made far fewer political tweets in the last week or so. I wonder why.

+ + + +
Peter Coffin:


Crossover with Noah Berlatsky re: Matt and Elizabeth Bruenig (I presume)


CW: Hurtful Truth Level. Bobby is offended by someone saying that a 5'10" woman weighing 300lb+ is morbidly obese:


Chu-chu is offended by the same guy, although this time he says something really uncharitable about a woman called "Lisa", insinuating she won't live to see her children get married. (Whether "Lisa" is the aforementioned 300+lb woman I don't care to investigate.)


+ + + +
The Rat is on life-support for want of liquidity; all Bobby can offer is "solidarity".

What a fucking pussy. This is something I save a 2010 Chianti for.

Another thing that Bobby cannot bear to see is people criticizing MCU for being cheap:


More Falcon.




Bobby is uncomfortable that Falcon is not politically as black-and-white as he prefers.


No one has the patience for the spergings of the show's fans, but I'd like to single out one reply:

I trust Bobby has the fortitude to handle both issues at once!

MCU nigga, not sure if Falcon.


The costume party at the MCU headquarter has a Team Fortress theme:


Boring Disney Plus advert. 0:17 is Turner and Hooch.


Mortal Kombat. Is Bobby having lesbian fantasy again?






Simp:


Paging Dr. Freud:



I suspect there is a joke somewhere but the Chianti is making me tipsy.

 

[Adamska]

Bob probably wants Jade and Kitana to trib on the floor knowing him. It's a miracle no one in the woke left wants to eviscerate him and his small retard cult seriously.