Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I think Blobbo gives no shits about the material he supposedly loves and just clings to it for his image because he's got nothing else. I mean I've met adults with a fair bit of interest in Mario or comics but they don't let it steer their personalities. Hell I enjoy the MCU and all that, but I have an intense dislike for people like Blobbo for trying to be "gatekeepers of culture" without having any sort of love for these things.

Fuckin' consoomers. They ruined everything.
Bob is absolutely the Omega Consoomer; the logical conclusion of a man who pursues his banal obsession (despite ironically only having a surface level understanding of it) to the detriment of all other things until it's all he has left so he has to pretend it's so much more important than it actually is.

His brother is the same, I just can't decide if it's more or less pathetic that he actually has a family whom he sidelines in favour of chasing his manchild dreams.
 
Bobby is not just a Chinkaboo, he is a wolfaboo too:
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So I had to go and savor some of those replies. I think I've found a new cow.

First, I noticed one "owls" who did this twice:
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So that's a new thing...
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That's not creepy at all.

Anyway, the real fun was in one "teamimpossible" who went through LITERALLY every reply to bobby with the exact same 'rebuttal.'
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How bad do you have to be to not only simp for moviebob, but to only ever have 1 response?
 
So I had to go and savor some of those replies. I think I've found a new cow.

First, I noticed one "owls" who did this twice:
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So that's a new thing...
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That's not creepy at all.

Anyway, the real fun was in one "teamimpossible" who went through LITERALLY every reply to bobby with the exact same 'rebuttal.'
How bad do you have to be to not only simp for moviebob, but to only ever have 1 response?
I call MovieBlob alt-account.
Because he definitely tried to fap to Kim Possible.
 
So I had to go and savor some of those replies. I think I've found a new cow.

First, I noticed one "owls" who did this twice:
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So that's a new thing...
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That's not creepy at all.

Anyway, the real fun was in one "teamimpossible" who went through LITERALLY every reply to bobby with the exact same 'rebuttal.'
How bad do you have to be to not only simp for moviebob, but to only ever have 1 response?
The Orange_Misawa account is an odd duck to be sure. He still really only calls people who say Bob is dumb racist. This teamimpossible cat looks promising. Looking through their time line, which started this month of this year, reveals a few familiar faces and gives me a comfy feeling. Don't disappoint us like you did your dad.
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The person in the last tweet is the same person that said Lindsay Ellis is a hypocritical bad person and then promptly deleted said tweet when Ellis's "it's not my fault" vid didn't crash and burn. The other account this person follows is an account that does nothing but retweet this Judy person's deleted tweets.
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I have an atheist friend (thankfully not the euphoric kind) who enjoys the rituals of religion, especially the ceremony involved with Catholicism. While he doesn't believe in the Christian God (or any god, for that matter), he likes to learn about the practices of faiths; it's the organization and ritual that intrigues him. It's just something he likes to learn about, basically.
I have a relative who's very much an atheist, and he's massively into church architecture, to the point where he was devastated when Notre-Dame burnt down. Put simply, you can research a faith without believing in it.

That said, Bob doesn't need to use the practices of the Catholic Church or indeed any religion to build a cult of personality, and there's a reason I talk about him venerating St George of Minneapolis and St Alexandria of the Bronx.
I myself is of two minds about culling (or legal hunting) African Elephants as part of ecosystem management.
My view is that hunting old or diseased elephants who are on their last legs doesn't really affect the survival of elephants as a species and brings money into the township of Bumfuckberg where nature reserves are invariably located.

Another thing that's worth bearing in mind is that a lot of big game poaching is done by Africans either for bushmeat or because those animals are used for traditional medicine or magic. If you bring money into rural black localities in SA you give locals a way of making money that doesn't rely on poaching and a way of eating that doesn't rely on hunting wild animals, and if you legalise hunting you create jobs for those rural poor blacks and allow them to take all the elephants' toenails they need for their voodoo or whatever. The people who scream ”save the elephants” are invariably middle-class whites who know nothing about life in post-apartheid SA or Africans in general.
So I had to go and savor some of those replies. I think I've found a new cow.

First, I noticed one "owls" who did this twice:
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So that's a new thing...
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That's not creepy at all.

Anyway, the real fun was in one "teamimpossible" who went through LITERALLY every reply to bobby with the exact same 'rebuttal.'
How bad do you have to be to not only simp for moviebob, but to only ever have 1 response?
> Nazi Russian bot

Is it just me or did those three words send anyone else back to 2017?
 
"the world is what it is, there is no man in the sky, and everybody is an idiot but me"
Almost all great thinkers in the history of the world were religious. All it took was a few generations and religion is dying so rapidly because technology has somehow caused a rejection of old religion. Maybe phones and Jesus are just incompatible or maybe there's something to say about being a slave to worldly desires and how it corrupts your soul. I think it speaks to the arrogance that man is capable of. We've created jets, tanks, planes, astronauts, computers, electron microscopes. Surely there must be no god because we've created all these wonderful things? Could you say that Bob is missing some key religiousity that everyone else has? He's definitely a fanatic of science and of leftism, maybe that's all a human really needs - some cause to declare as sacrosanct and devote his life to. There are other choices of course: marxism, whoredom, consumerism. They all exhibit behaviours associated with religious fanaticism.

Bob is a deeply religious person but his choice of religious idols is a bit strange to say the least. Mario, Science, Marvel. A holy trinity of manchildren, if you will. Yet bob looks down on other religions because they're not his religion. It's really the same story as ever, x religion hates y and they bicker and fight with one another.
 
Fucker, I go outside every day and don't find it something special. So, why in the fuck are you making it like some grand thing, you sentient piece of haggis.
This is what you do when your life is essentially a meaningless void dependent upon Twitter engagement and buying plastic toys and the only intimacy you've ever had is when you dressed up your left hand with lipstick. A walk outside probably does mean something to him because he's lowered the bar to the point where even Hermes Conrad can't slither under it. To him, making it up his stairs and out into actual sunlight is like climbing a mountain.
 
This is what you do when your life is essentially a meaningless void dependent upon Twitter engagement and buying plastic toys and the only intimacy you've ever had is when you dressed up your left hand with lipstick. A walk outside probably does mean something to him because he's lowered the bar to the point where even Hermes Conrad can't slither under it. To him, making it up his stairs and out into actual sunlight is like climbing a mountain.
I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
 
What site is that Twitter bot thing on? I want to see if I'm a troll.
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Click on the green button and put in whatever @ you want. It seems to only work for twitter accounts. Check out the analytics for Bob.
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I had to refresh a few times just to get it to work and then it just stopped working and I mean the whole site. It switches between a 500 and 502 error. It doesn't seem all that stable.
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I was able to view their FAQ before the site shit itself.
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A site that no one's ever heard of and barely even works is coming for you you damn dirty, and TAHWXICT, trolls!

EDIT:
Now that the site's kinda working again I looked up the Impossible Fapper
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His most used phrase, I'm assuming it goes in order, is "Nazi Troll" and his fourth most used phrase is "Mr Enter".

And what's Bob's number one?
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That's right. It's "White People".
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Baby bubba Chris's number on phrase is signed copy lmao

Daddy Jim
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Metokur's number one phrase is bone marrow and he has a higher ranking than the Impossible Fapper.
 
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Click on the green button and put in whatever @ you want. It seems to only work for twitter accounts. Check out the analytics for Bob.
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I had to refresh a few times just to get it to work and then it just stopped working and I mean the whole site. It switches between a 500 and 502 error. It doesn't seem all that stable.
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I was able to view their FAQ before the site shit itself.
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A site that no one's ever heard of and barely even works is coming for you you damn dirty, and TAHWXICT, trolls!
Thanks, I'm waiting for it to start working. I've been banned enough, maybe I'm one of the cool troll kids.
 
This is one of the strongest pieces of evidence for undiagnosed autism. Autstics like order and routines and expect things to smoothly. They get angry if things don't happen a certain way. We all know what Bobert expected to happen in the world, so when that fantasy didn't happen he flipped out and has kept going ever since. Whatever therapy he had probably didn't account for the potential of autism, so it didn't help.
That’s absolutely true. Autistic people can’t handle the fact that reality is unpredictable and uncontrollable. So when bad things happen, they freak out and retreat to their fantasy worlds.

I mean, just look at Chris Chan. He was already an autistic turd but when his dad died, he went further down the rabbit hole.
 
Get in the pods and eat the bugs!
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@John Andrews Stan may be able to enlighten us as to whether bugs are kosher.

Troons:
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This is in reference to Forstater v. Center for Global Development, a UK court case where a woman was fired for saying that trans ”women” are men. In Britbongistani employment law, political belief is a protected characteristic if it's seen as ”worthy of respect within a democratic society” - ie you can't be fired for being a member of the Conservative Party or Labour, but you can be fired for being a Nazi or a communist. The case is currently being appealed and if Maya Forstater wins it then gender critical feminism will become a protected belief.
Not a troon, although you'd be forgiven for believing she was:
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Murder for everyone!
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Jeff Bezos good, Nestlé bad:
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And finally, Bob displays his feminist values:
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Get in the pods and eat the bugs!
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@John Andrews Stan may be able to enlighten us as to whether bugs are kosher.

Troons:
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This is in reference to Forstater v. Center for Global Development, a UK court case where a woman was fired for saying that trans ”women” are men. In Britbongistani employment law, political belief is a protected characteristic if it's seen as ”worthy of respect within a democratic society” - ie you can't be fired for being a member of the Conservative Party or Labour, but you can be fired for being a Nazi or a communist. The case is currently being appealed and if Maya Forstater wins it then gender critical feminism will become a protected belief.
Not a troon, although you'd be forgiven for believing she was:
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Murder for everyone!
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Jeff Bezos good, Nestlé bad:
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And finally, Bob displays his feminist values:
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Man, fact-checking a fails account is a new low of simping.

Who the fuck simps for MovieBob?!?!
 
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