Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Fucking retard you've been following this guy and picking fights with him for over half a year now. You're doing your best to be gay and make him your new Aimee Terese. It is one hundred percent the other way around. I cannot wait for the inevitable block by Fox, Bob's smug satisfaction from the block, and the perpetual tweets with screen shots of Fox's tweets like the wannabe spurned lover he is.
Reminder this fat retard stalks women who disagree with his reeeing about gassing the normals on his alternate account, and likely either logs out or has at least one more stalking account somewhere without his name attached to it given his desire to see what others think of him.
 
wait really?
robert chipman is such a sex creep
It's actually a miracle in some way that he hasn't been demolished as a sex pest. My only guess is it's because the usual suspects are not willing to deal with the evolutionary brakes that unironically stan for Bob after he says shit about gassing the normals or trying to end the world by demanding a full fight against Russia.
 
It's about how intelligent design is being not just disallowed but persecuted, and that's probably too strong of a word but I can't think of anything else, in a style that we would now call cancel culture The Beast.
The only relevance of the beast is that it points to another so-called "kaiju" of Abrahamic apocalypta, and its exclusion demonstrates that, yes, censoring "God" was done to be more explicitly Jewish.
 
If Biden did take away Bob's meat, would that push him to be right wing?
I think his love of McDonald's and Mountain dew chicken is too strong for him not to go full MAGA

Nah, at this point, he's too ingrained against MAGA because of his hatred for the so-called "obsoletes"

It's actually a miracle in some way that he hasn't been demolished as a sex pest. My only guess is it's because the usual suspects are not willing to deal with the evolutionary brakes that unironically stan for Bob after he says shit about gassing the normals or trying to end the world by demanding a full fight against Russia.

If I were to guess it's because he's too low-priority and going after him is low-hanging fruit. The closest we got was Lindsay Ellis's posts and any potential in that was undone by her own breakdowns that happened a little while after.
 
It's actually a miracle in some way that he hasn't been demolished as a sex pest. My only guess is it's because the usual suspects are not willing to deal with the evolutionary brakes that unironically stan for Bob after he says shit about gassing the normals or trying to end the world by demanding a full fight against Russia.
no sane girl will go near this shistain willingly
 
Bob has no sense of scale if he thinks the biblical monsters he mentions are "kaiju". Godzilla and pals are like the size of a building. The biblical creatures I always imagined as much more massive and primordial in nature, something akin to Hellenistic Titans. Place yourself in the mindset of an average person in BC times. And imagine a force of nature incomprehensibly large. Imagine the biblical leviathan as something rising from the water, something so large that if you were in a boat beside it, it would disappear into the horizon.

The ancient mind imagined many things on an impossibly grand scale. The Norse and Germanic peoples believed the whole world was fashioned from Ymir's body, so why picture Behemoth to be only as large as a pyramid?
 
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Say, as the resident catholicsperg, can you shed any light on where Bob got the idea that there's a 3rd "Kaiju" in the Bible (that is a bird called "Ziz") in addition to Behemoth and Leviathan, and that the three of them will be eaten for dinner by those who get to go to heaven after armageddon and the End of The World? I must have missed that part unless it's in the Apocrypha or the Pseudepigrapha.
May a Protestant sperg chime in? John doesn't mention "Eating the big beasts" in Revelations, despite the contention that John has drawn deeply from Jewish apocalyptic literature. But that's not all: I can think of several reasons why this is unbiblical.
  • God intends to restore the humanity (or a portion of them) to their unfallen state; the New Heaven and Earth is essentially Eden Mk II. If God doesn't instruct Adam and Eve to hunt game, there is no reason to think the redeemed humanity will be served meat.
  • By redeeming humanity, God restores the natural order. The natural world is in chaos because of man's sin, and is waiting urgently to be set right (Romans 8:19-22). The Behemoth and Leviathan are God's creatures -- that the Leviathan or Big Serpent is corrupted is no fault of its own. It is God's intention to vindicate them, not to marinate them.
  • Why care about what to eat at all? You are face-to-face with Jesus, the living water and the bread that gives life! You are constantly recharged by the Holy Spirit! A Christian is extorted to "take up one cross", and a big part of it is to limit the desire of the flesh (this is part of why Nietzsche hates Christianity so much). No if you are in heaven you don't care what goes through your gullet, and even if they served rare game meat, you won't find it especially satisfying.
I guess the reason I type this all is to show how shallow Bobby (and his fellow Euphorics) in the knowledge of the religion they profess to stand against. Bobby lacks the knowledge and the critical capacity to assess whether a statement is in accordance with Bible teachings, so when he yells "Christofascists", you know how much leg he stands on.
 
It also could had backfired because the "cool kids" seeing him pick on truly the lowest hanging fruit would make them say "Dude Not Cool". I mean you don't pick on real retards just assholes who act like retards like Blobby.

I'll offer another explanation: Bob is full of shit and bullied other kids because he couldn't strike back at his bullies. Just to power level a bit, I did the same to a student when I was in middle. Something I feel ashamed of and I would give a heartfelt apology for being a spiteful and idiotic teenager. Bob may feel the same way about his old victims, but the way he rails on about "the wasteland" demonstrates that he didn't learn a damn thing aside from, "no bad tactics, just bad targets."

If those cool kids didn't have a justification for pushing him around before, him bullying other kids gave them their perfect reason to do so.

Now what if, and hear me out on this one, Bob started getting bullied by the cool kids because he was bullying the retards and his "I only did it to make them stop bullying me" is just some horseshit rationalization to paint a typical bob situation in the best possible light? I mean, it's not like he rationalizes away how he treats people for having a slightly different idea of how to run the country or anything like that now, right?
 
Now what if, and hear me out on this one, Bob started getting bullied by the cool kids because he was bullying the retards and his "I only did it to make them stop bullying me" is just some horseshit rationalization to paint a typical bob situation in the best possible light? I mean, it's not like he rationalizes away how he treats people for having a slightly different idea of how to run the country or anything like that now, right?
That sounds very realistic and plausible. It fits his modern persona of "us vs. them" and his reactions to people whom he deems intellectually challenged is to insult the shit out of them. Which would lead him to pick on the retards in the playground.
 
The only relevance of the beast is that it points to another so-called "kaiju" of Abrahamic apocalypta, and its exclusion demonstrates that, yes, censoring "God" was done to be more explicitly Jewish.
Am I following this correctly? Are you saying that because Bob dropped the "o" in God he's trying to be inclusive to Jews? That makes zero sense to me. The Jewish God and Christian God are the same God and he has shown nothing but utter disdain and open contempt for the Christian God. He went to a Catholic school. He knows this.
May a Protestant sperg chime in? John doesn't mention "Eating the big beasts" in Revelations, despite the contention that John has drawn deeply from Jewish apocalyptic literature. But that's not all: I can think of several reasons why this is unbiblical.
  • God intends to restore the humanity (or a portion of them) to their unfallen state; the New Heaven and Earth is essentially Eden Mk II. If God doesn't instruct Adam and Eve to hunt game, there is no reason to think the redeemed humanity will be served meat.
  • By redeeming humanity, God restores the natural order. The natural world is in chaos because of man's sin, and is waiting urgently to be set right (Romans 8:19-22). The Behemoth and Leviathan are God's creatures -- that the Leviathan or Big Serpent is corrupted is no fault of its own. It is God's intention to vindicate them, not to marinate them.
  • Why care about what to eat at all? You are face-to-face with Jesus, the living water and the bread that gives life! You are constantly recharged by the Holy Spirit! A Christian is extorted to "take up one cross", and a big part of it is to limit the desire of the flesh (this is part of why Nietzsche hates Christianity so much). No if you are in heaven you don't care what goes through your gullet, and even if they served rare game meat, you won't find it especially satisfying.
I guess the reason I type this all is to show how shallow Bobby (and his fellow Euphorics) in the knowledge of the religion they profess to stand against. Bobby lacks the knowledge and the critical capacity to assess whether a statement is in accordance with Bible teachings, so when he yells "Christofascists", you know how much leg he stands on.
It's been awhile since I've delved into Revelations so I'm a little shaky at it. I am not aware of Leviathan or Behemoth appearing in Revelation. There's The Beast and the Harlot but that's supposed to represent the Anit-Christ and Babylon (which is supposed to be a representation of the world power in the end times). Any mention of beasts, other than those sicked on people, is supposed to represent the Devil. There's the seven year tribulation where, if you believe in the rapture, all of the unbelievers will have to deal the seven scrolls, trumpets, and seals and all that comes with it. At the end of the seven years, Christ comes back, casts down the anti-Christ, all who took the mark, and the unrepentant and sets up his thousand year reign.

Is what Bob saying unbiblical? From the Christian side I say yes. From the Jewish side, all I know about the Torah is what's already in the Old Testament and I know nothing about any of their other books of law or teachings but I'ma gonna place a healthy bet on yes. Maybe he's thinking of the teachings of the Mountain Jews?
 
Am I following this correctly? Are you saying that because Bob dropped the "o" in God he's trying to be inclusive to Jews? That makes zero sense to me. The Jewish God and Christian God are the same God and he has shown nothing but utter disdain and open contempt for the Christian God. He went to a Catholic school. He knows this.

It's been awhile since I've delved into Revelations so I'm a little shaky at it. I am not aware of Leviathan or Behemoth appearing in Revelation. There's The Beast and the Harlot but that's supposed to represent the Anit-Christ and Babylon (which is supposed to be a representation of the world power in the end times). Any mention of beasts, other than those sicked on people, is supposed to represent the Devil. There's the seven year tribulation where, if you believe in the rapture, all of the unbelievers will have to deal the seven scrolls, trumpets, and seals and all that comes with it. At the end of the seven years, Christ comes back, casts down the anti-Christ, all who took the mark, and the unrepentant and sets up his thousand year reign.

Is what Bob saying unbiblical? From the Christian side I say yes. From the Jewish side, all I know about the Torah is what's already in the Old Testament and I know nothing about any of their other books of law or teachings but I'ma gonna place a healthy bet on yes. Maybe he's thinking of the teachings of the Mountain Jews?
Well there's the book of Enoch...

But unlike Bob, I can testify I've only heard about it from some Orthodox priests, read a few posts about it, and just recently got a copy myself to delve into. I can say it's... complicated so I'm not going to pontificate on it save to say that I'm willing to bet Bob is half remembering a lesson he had on it once and is referring to it in the same way he'll refer to half remembered comic books and we all know how accurate those are.

Because I've learned from Bob that it's better to admit the limits of your ignorance than pontificate on that which you know not.
 
Now what if, and hear me out on this one, Bob started getting bullied by the cool kids because he was bullying the retards and his "I only did it to make them stop bullying me" is just some horseshit rationalization to paint a typical bob situation in the best possible light? I mean, it's not like he rationalizes away how he treats people for having a slightly different idea of how to run the country or anything like that now, right?
Yeah this probably happened. We've seen he loves the idea of abusing power to sate his insecurity. The idea that he threw the first stone and couldn't understand why everyone else responded in kind fits with everything else we know about him.
 
Am I following this correctly? Are you saying that because Bob dropped the "o" in God he's trying to be inclusive to Jews? That makes zero sense to me. The Jewish God and Christian God are the same God and he has shown nothing but utter disdain and open contempt for the Christian God. He went to a Catholic school. He knows this.
Well dude, you're trying to think of it in terms of moral consistency, rather than whether or not it kisses up to marginalized groups.
 
Now what if, and hear me out on this one, Bob started getting bullied by the cool kids because he was bullying the retards and his "I only did it to make them stop bullying me" is just some horseshit rationalization to paint a typical bob situation in the best possible light? I mean, it's not like he rationalizes away how he treats people for having a slightly different idea of how to run the country or anything like that now, right?
This reads like a scene out of Power Rangers or some other kids' show, except Bulk actually had redeeming qualities and had a girl attracted to him at least once.
 
What's your favorite vintage Moviebob cringe video/moment? I'm pretty sure we all agree "Building a Better Gamer" is peak Moviebob hypocrisy.
Watching this honestly pains me. I don't even disagree with most of the shit he says in the vid. But it's like movieblob somehow had a ultra-rare moment of self-awareness and saw everything wrong with his life, from being a massive aspergical consoomer to his horrifying diet and lifestyle, and instead of working to get his shit together, he just decided to make a preachy, pseudointellectual vid projecting his flaws on his viewers.
"Building a Better Gamer" by walking away from gaming when he got bored by it and getting into a retarded jihad with GamerGate blaming them with everything wrong with society. If you love something to the point you want it to get better you don't walk away. I see there are problems with gamers lack of skill when playing then bitching when the game doesn't hold their hands or tests your skills requireing you to pay attention like Death Stranding or Dark Souls. But those problems aren't worldwide they are predominatley american gamers due to the triple a games here being chalked full of tutorials and being nothing more than a interactive action film or theme park with little bit of everything. Now there is nothing wrong with that play what you want and at your skill level but don't be a bitch who goes lol look at those nerds playing vidya play sports. When for nearly 20 years Video Games was the most popular media in the world with no signs of dieing other than the growing pains of a growing creative medium which some say peacked 20 years ago when that is not the case its getting better and better outside of America as there games stagnate to meh or great.
 
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