Before I dive into Blobbo's latest word salads, I have to comment on
@Adamska's continued readthrough of Brick by Brick. You say you've been doing this with friends? Either you have the best of friends who are willing to help you share the load, or you have the worst of friends who aren't telling you to stop doing something that's hurting you. Either way, I commend you for continuing to subject yourself to concentrated Moviebob for our entertainment.
Speaking of:
A few months ago Bobby was on the verge of death and his brother was broke (and still is). Now he is infinitely better now.
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Bob, all of those things would likely have happened if Trump
hadn't had the election stolen from him had been reelected. You'd still be alive, the shots would still be rolled out in the same amount of time, and the only reason you're making more money now is because you begged your audience to pay up after you got sacked from the Escapist again. Biden had nothing to do with any of that, you smug fuck.
I really haven't been following the whole Gaetz thing, nor do I know who else he's talking about (Drumpf probably), but I hope nothing comes of it so Bobby seethes.
People who believe that the 2020 Election was rigged are.... you know the drill already.
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Face it Bobby. You learned everything from TV too.
Bobby goes on to embarrass himself some more:
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> I have logic.
> A is a part of B, ergo A is identical to B.
James, bless him, tries to hold a Socratic dialog with Bobby.
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Bob does his usual dehumanizing schtick of the Mayo Ghouls, people tell him to knock it off because dehumanization can go both ways, so Bob...keeps doing it. Yeah, pretty clear why nobody likes Bob.
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But it is okay to let millions or billions of EVIL ghouls die in the name of Superior Future.
For all its oppressive faults, imperialism did a lot to bring modern civilization to otherwise backwater areas of the globe; one could potentially make an argument that said empires should have been allowed to continue to force those areas to continue to modernize. A
superior future for them, if you will.
Communism has done nothing but bring misery and death to hundreds of millions.
You tell me which you'd rather live under, Bobby.
(I'm not gonna get into a big argument about the merits/faults of imperialism because I'm way out of my league here (I am not a historian), but if you're gonna go on and on about how capitalism bad without giving communism a second glance, I'm gonna get upset.)
Bobby hates covid spreaders, but he also hates neat freaks.
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I'm with you, I don't understand this at all. For all he's been freaking out about the coof over the past year,
now he wants to act like a smartass about "aykshually dust is full of germs :smugsmugsmug:"? Pick one, Bobby.
Bobby can afford to live like a king in flyover county; he just don't want to be an evil hipster responsible for gentrification and exploitation.
Note how he randomly brings up his alcoholism.
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Of course Bobby cannot let Ben Napier catch a break without criticizing his rugged good looks:
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Bob apparently doesn't understand the concept of getting cleaned up to be on camera. You'd think that after a decade of filming himself for his shitty Youtube videos, he'd at least get it a little bit. Then again, he always looks like a diseased blob whenever he's on film, so I guess it hasn't sunk in through all the fat around his brain yet.
Furthermore, that first reply is a fucking moron. According to a
cursory search, there are approximately 20,000 incorporated areas in the US. Dividing the current population of 330 million by that number, that works out to about 16,500 people per town, which is still a pretty small town size per location. Spread out over the entire country, and you could easily have a nation of small towns with zero big cities for the whole population.
Bob, meanwhile, thinks that his Patreon scraps are enough for him to live in a castle anywhere in the country. While you could certainly use his income to fund a decent-sized home in a rural area, possibly even suburban, pretty sure you ain't buying a castle on <$50k a year. Sorry, fatso.
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Again this is a sentence that is quite challenging to parse. Is Bobby saying it is bad to stay in your hometown? Or is he saying it is good? Discuss.
Bob, poster child for being stuck in a rut for his entire adult life, claims that warning people away from chasing the big city dream is "giving in to inertia."
I swear, you couldn't make up a better example of a total lack of self-awareness if you tried. If you just quoted Bob and pretended you created him as a character, people would think you were being too on the nose.
Who would fucking know? The promos made Birdgirl look like shit, so I, and probably a shitload of other people, didn't even bother to watch. Just a sad reminder of how far Adult Swim has fallen.
To think, we could have gotten another season of Venture Bros. instead of that garbage.
It
sounds like he's implying either that God complexes aren't real, or if you have one then it's because you're a truly superior being and thus it's totally justified to lord your supreme intellect over others. Hell if I know. One thing's for certain, though: Bob needs a fedora surgically attached to his skull.
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