Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Foltest]

I know that on /cow/ that some people were talking about making a mod for Hatred where you play as footless Hitler. It is a shame it didn't happen. Bob could have lived out his dream of gunning down those evil gamers.

 

[Mola Ram]

His inability (or, more likely, refusal) to see Hillary's many many flaws is really astonishing. No, a man with the decades of baggage, corruption, lies, and scandals she had accumulated would not have won. A man would likely have taken even more of a hit after the physical collapse at the WTC memorial. There's also the matter of her nomination being a look backward, not just to the past in general, but to an era that no longer exists -- the pre 9/11 world. (So much for the superior future.) The fact that she couldn't easily put away an elderly crank like Bernie Sanders should have been a warning sign to everyone. I guess I can understand disagreeing with this assessment, but claiming anyone who believes something other than sexism cost her the election is "lying or a fool" is ridiculous.

It's also weird that he thinks the Democrats are making a mistake by blaming the loss on Hillary as a bad candidate rather than sexism. Shouldn't the fear be that Trump's election was a rejection of policies?

 

[RockVolnutt]

His inability (or, more likely, refusal) to see Hillary's many many flaws is really astonishing. No, a man with the decades of baggage, corruption, lies, and scandals she had accumulated would not have won. A man would likely have taken even more of a hit after the physical collapse at the WTC memorial. There's also the matter of her nomination being a look backward, not just to the past in general, but to an era that no longer exists -- the pre 9/11 world. (So much for the superior future.) The fact that she couldn't easily put away an elderly crank like Bernie Sanders should have been a warning sign to everyone. I guess I can understand disagreeing with this assessment, but claiming anyone who believes something other than sexism cost her the election is "lying or a fool" is ridiculous.

It's also weird that he thinks the Democrats are making a mistake by blaming the loss on Hillary as a bad candidate rather than sexism. Shouldn't the fear be that Trump's election was a rejection of policies?

But all the talking heads on TV and news sites loved her and said she was most qualified person to EVER run for presidency who would lead us to the future! How can you say they're wrong when you're not even a professional?

 

[Mola Ram]

But all the talking heads on TV and news sites loved her and said she was most qualified person to EVER run for presidency! How could they be wrong?

That shit was hilarious. I never thought Trump would win in a walk, but at no point did I ever think the race was anything but a tossup. You'd think an enlightened genius like Bob would have seen through the propaganda, if a scrap of evolution's leavings like me could do so.

 

[RockVolnutt]

That shit was hilarious. I never thought Trump would win in a walk, but at no point did I ever think the race was anything but a tossup. You'd think an enlightened genius like Bob would have seen through the propaganda, if a scrap of evolution's leavings like me could do so.

It would explain his fixation on a moral elite dictating reality to the commoners if you think about it.

 

[McGregor]

That sad thing about Bob and his Hillary fetish isn't just that it's irrational - as it is - but that it's more or less, and certainly to my satisfaction, been proven such. I present: https://www.nyu.edu/about/news-publ...ch/trump-clinton-debates-gender-reversal.html

Rather surprised how little play this has had around the internet and more politically active hubs in general. Rather demonstrates how flawed Movie Blob's assessment of Hillary's candidacy is.

In essence, had she been a man, she'd have performed even worse and we'd have all seen that Trump was going to win. Being a woman was of great benefit to her campaign and it still ended the way it did. Oh, and her supporters? Sexist. Seriously. Sort of like... Bob.

 

[Positron]

A man won't get away with the election slogan "I'm With Him".

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

His inability (or, more likely, refusal) to see Hillary's many many flaws is really astonishing. No, a man with the decades of baggage, corruption, lies, and scandals she had accumulated would not have won. A man would likely have taken even more of a hit after the physical collapse at the WTC memorial. There's also the matter of her nomination being a look backward, not just to the past in general, but to an era that no longer exists -- the pre 9/11 world. (So much for the superior future.) The fact that she couldn't easily put away an elderly crank like Bernie Sanders should have been a warning sign to everyone. I guess I can understand disagreeing with this assessment, but claiming anyone who believes something other than sexism cost her the election is "lying or a fool" is ridiculous.

It's also weird that he thinks the Democrats are making a mistake by blaming the loss on Hillary as a bad candidate rather than sexism. Shouldn't the fear be that Trump's election was a rejection of policies?

That's Bob for you. He'll refuse to believe any real facts you give to him (not just about Clinton, but literally everything) and believe whatever made-up opinion pulled from his ass as fact. Proof be dammed.

If we're being serious, if it weren't for her connections, Hillary wouldn't even be part of the DNC after that "Pizzagate" debacle or even the e-mail leaks. And Bob's probably happy they didn't kick her out over those.

 

[Mola Ram]

A man won't get away with the election slogan "I'm With Him".

Maybe, maybe not. That slogan was a conscious echo of one of Obama's reelection slogans (one which made my teeth itch), "I've Got His Back."

 

[RockVolnutt]

A man won't get away with the election slogan "I'm With Him".

"Fuck those dykes that won't let anyone else have any power in this bigoted country and have oppressed men for centuries. #I'mWithHim"

Maybe, maybe not. That slogan was a conscious echo of one of Obama's reelection slogans (one which made my teeth itch), "I've Got His Back."

I don't remember that slogan. The "Hope and Change" memes I do.

 

[Mola Ram]

"Fuck those dykes that won't let anyone else have any power in this bigoted country and have oppressed men for centuries. #I'mWithHim"


I don't remember that slogan. The "Hope and Change" memes I do.

Goddamn you for making me dig this up! But yeah, this was all over Facebook at the time.

So back to Bob -- is he addressing the allegations made in this book Shattered, the one about what a complete trainwreck Hillary's campaign was? It's full of delicious gems, such as Robby Mook deciding not to conduct any internal polling for the last three weeks of the campaign.

 

[Bungleboy]

"First, we must kill all subversives, then their sympathisers; then those who are indifferent; and finally, we must kill all those who are timid" ~ Jorge Rafael Videla

Moviebob is so progressive he is sounding exactly fucking like a military dictator

 

[Asa_Spades60]

Bob thinks the Irish potato famine is still going on.

Because he ate them all?

 

[Malt Liquor]

"First, we must kill all subversives, then their sympathisers; then those who are indifferent; and finally, we must kill all those who are timid" ~ Jorge Rafael Videla

Moviebob is so progressive he is sounding exactly fucking like a military dictator

Sorry for the potato quality

 

[Count groudon]

That, and when's the last time you've heard of a legless spree-shooter? It's not like you can mount a machine gun on a Rascal.

i think I can accurately describe Bob as a spree shooter:

He'll most likely go out and buy a cheap shitty pistol (because anything bigger than that would be too heavy and scary for him) that he will most likely customize with red acrylic paint and Mario stickers. He'll waddle his way down town to a shopping center or something like that, and he'll proceed to whip out his little pistol and blindly fire into the general direction of where he thinks people are all while screaming out hateful remarks about how they deserve it for holding back his superior future. After a while of shooting he'll glance over at the McDonald's they have in the food court as the effort of moving around and squeezing his fat fingers around a trigger have left him famished. Just as he begins to fantasize about the three Big Macs and 50 piece McNuggets meal he's craving he'll see his own reflection in one of the windows and to his horror he won't see the familiar balding tub of lard he's spent countless nights staring at and crying violently, but instead he'll see Soap McTavish staring back at him. Bob will throw his gun down in horror and begin vomiting. Eventually during his little breakdown Bob will look up and see the apparitions of Miyamoto and Mario looking down at him in disgust. Phantom Miyamoto will shake his head and say "you have dissapointed me, Bob-San. You were supposed to the champion of good whoresome famiry gaming, and the one to revorutionize geek curture. You know what needs to be done." At which point Mario will pick up Bobs pistol off the ground, and place it in his hands after shouting a hearty "LETS-A GO!". Bob will lay on the floor sobbing wildly and compulsively masturbating for several minutes before placing the gun in his own well-used mouth. He looks to Mario, his childhood hero and religious leader one last time for comfort, Mario flashes him a warm smile and says "thank-a you so much for a playing-a mah games. You're a super-a player!" With these parting words Bob will finally pull the trigger, and the sound of a gunshot, police sirens, and Bob's bowels ejecting out the remains of his last super sized meal out his asshole will ring through the air.

 

[Bungleboy]

He's a real Adolf Eatler

 

[vertexwindi]

He's a real Adolf Eatler

In this analogy, the Jews are biscuits.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Bob "Kotton Kandy Kony" Chipman

 

[Foltest]

Bob "six million jucies now enough" Chipman

 

[Mola Ram]

When Bob talks about the "Irish potato famine," all he means is that he's run out of Pringles.