Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[AnOminous]

I remember he said he was going to write a book on video games and the political climate but that was before he was shitcanned from the escapist. Trump was also elected since then which kinda fucks with his world view at the time. He likely just dropped it since he no longer had that easy Escapist job.

The fat fuck was obviously going to write a smug book about how pathetic misogynerd losers on the wrong side of history were getting their asses kicked by superior humans like MovieBlob, but then the pussy grabber in chief took over and mostly delusional people decided GamerGate somehow did this, with /pol/ laughing and egging them on in this belief.

His narrative came crashing to the ground and he's been blustering and babbling in incoherent rage since.

 

[thismanlies]

The fat fuck was obviously going to write a smug book about how pathetic misogynerd losers on the wrong side of history were getting their asses kicked by superior humans like MovieBlob, but then the pussy grabber in chief took over and mostly delusional people decided GamerGate somehow did this, with /pol/ laughing and egging them on in this belief.

His narrative came crashing to the ground and he's been blustering and babbling in incoherent rage since.

Unless he gets involuntarily committed, that's the closest we'll ever get to a psychoanalysis of Bob.

 

[Positron]

If his Mario "book" and his tweets are any indication, Bob's psyche is a very boring place.

 

[Begemot]

Out of all the lolcows around Bob gets me angriest about his smug globalist technocratic attitudes.

He's a bloated basement dweller parasitically grasping at left-wing culture in order to feel superior to his partisan enemies. Actually, scratch that, like a lot of anti-gamergaters I've noticed he's post-partisan. He doesn't believe the other side of politics should exist. They are sub-humans that need to die. Considering he's an obese loudmouth with an emphasis on low culture he's got a lot of chutzpah trying on his pseudo eugenics schtick.

 

[muina]

 

[vertexwindi]

I like the "pariah" part, it almost seems to imply he thinks helping Trump is on the same level as rape.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob Chipman: Arbiter of Justice. And Frito-Lay. But Mostly Frito-Lay. *moist chewing sounds*

 

[Pointless Pedant]

I do, but they're all autistic.

I remember there was a hilarious thread on Deep Thoughts where various users powerlevelled about how exceptional they were, and you said you were in special ed at one point. Was Gamergate a major issue there, or was that after you left?

I only knew one other person who'd heard of Gamergate, and he only used KIA for a few months in 2014.

 

[Positron]

Bob Chipman: Arbiter of Justice. And Frito-Lay. But Mostly Frito-Lay. *moist chewing sounds*

Frito-Lay, Inc. is an American subsidiary of PepsiCo

Nah, too Inferior Past.

 

[Mola Ram]

Nah, too Inferior Past.

Eh, I suppose, but my gut tells me the most exotic thing Bob has ever stuffed into his gaping maw is Pocky while attending a con. Most days it's chips and Mickey D's and assorted garbage. That kind of physique is, ironically, indisputably American.

 

[Foltest]

The thing with Assange is that the rape case is so damn fishy.I have followed from time to time, and it looks like he had regular sex with the accusers and afterwards, they decide to press charges.

 

[Gordon Cole]

The thing with Assange is that the rape case is so damn fishy.I have followed from time to time, and it looks like he had regular sex with the accusers and afterwards, they decide to press charges.

Given that Bob's mind is ravaged by beetus and Listen & Believe, it's no surprise that rape allegations (The key word here) are basically the same thing as him doing it in his eyes.

 

[thismanlies]

Would he change his tune if Assange released any dirt on Trump?

 

[Detrogen]

"Bugger Off"? Christ Blob. Think about how something will sound in your accent before you type it trying to sound sophisticated. "Buggah Aff"

 

[proteus4994]

For those of you who say that Bob is the cow that makes you the most angry (I've seen it a few times), he really shouldn't.

Yeah, he's ungodly obnoxious and espouses some of the worst fucking far-left views, but he is 100% toothless and useless. The shit he says is dumb as fuck, but if you ever find yourself becoming overly annoyed with Bob, just look at his fucking picture and remember the person these views are coming from. It's been said before in this thread, but even if his leftist utopia was to come true, he would not be the ubermensch in that society. Ignore his rambling bullshit, because that's all it is, and nobody of consequence takes this stupid fucker seriously.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Would he change his tune if Assange released any dirt on Trump?

It would depend on whether he thought it would be received well on Twitter.

 

[AnOminous]

I guess this ignorant fat fuck doesn't know they actually did an experiment where they had a woman deliver Trump rhetoric while a man delivered Hillary's, and people actually liked Rule 63 Trump even more.

The shit he says is dumb as fuck, but if you ever find yourself becoming overly annoyed with Bob, just look at his fucking picture and remember the person these views are coming from.

I know we see this a lot, but the long form is really relevant here.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I guess this ignorant fat fuck doesn't know they actually did an experiment where they had a woman deliver Trump rhetoric while a man delivered Hillary's, and people actually liked Rule 63 Trump even more.



I know we see this a lot, but the long form is really relevant here.

That's what he was talking about. He's implying that if you did the same thing with "Bernie Bros." with a black woman using his talking points that their brain will shut off and they'd wonder why no one's lynching the nigger.

 

[AnOminous]

That's what he was talking about. He's implying that if you did the same thing with "Bernie Bros." with a black woman using his talking points that their brain will shut off and they'd wonder why no one's lynching the nigger.

How could he possibly get that from the experiment basically showing the fucking opposite?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

How could he possibly get that from the experiment basically showing the fucking opposite?

What else do you expect from a dude who spends all his mental time in his own little CWCville?