Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

is there no depth of idiocy that the technology-for-its-own-sake mentality will fail to plumb?

I humbly petition the universe to treat this question as rhetorical and not start plumbing the depths like a spelunker with acute acrophobia.

 

[>tfw no Asian gf]

I for one can't wait to see what other marvelous inventions the future has in store has for us, maybe a pen that can tell you the hour or a toaster with internet connection, man the future seems bright.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Is this what Chris means by ”bad luck with my taxes”?

I'm guessing some scummy contractor or appliance store salesperson sold him on the idea of writing it all off on his taxes. I'm assuming there actually are provisions within the US Tax Code that allow for some writing off of work done on a house, but I'm pretty fucking goddamn sure NONE of it applies to replacing old fridges and stoves with overpriced Kitchen Appliances.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Look, I like and drink beer but how do you think a picture showing this much in your fridge is a good idea? This legit looks like some Alkie-light shit.

Bob strikes me as the type of subscribe to whatever advertising says is the sign of success and masculinity. He probably saw an ad of a large, expensive fridge full of beer (because that's what men drink!) and decided he needed to have it. And of course, tell everyone he has it.

He's the type to show up to a party with a used Rolex Air-King and not-subtly-at-all flash his wrist. Meanwhile all the dudes sporting AP, PP, or IWC pieces laugh their asses off at him when he leaves.

If he dropped almost $3k on a refrigerator, we can only imagine what other shit he overpaid for.

I have a $1 notepad that tells me what I need in my refrigerator AND my cupboard, and my bathroom, too.

Oy vey, goyim! Don't let the secret out!

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Oy very

I think you have a goyishe meshuggener of a spellcheck.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Bob strikes me as the type of subscribe to whatever advertising says is the sign of success and masculinity. He probably saw an ad of a large, expensive fridge full of beer (because that's what men drink!) and decided he needed to have it. And of course, tell everyone he has it.

He's the type to show up to a party with a used Rolex Air-King and not-subtly-at-all flash his wrist. Meanwhile all the dudes sporting AP, PP, or IWC pieces laugh their asses off at him when he leaves.

Yep, if he got some money, he'd buy everything that looks expensive or was the most expensive just so he can show off and not realize why people online are making fun of him for buying useless, over priced shit.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Bob strikes me as the type of subscribe to whatever advertising says is the sign of success and masculinity. He probably saw an ad of a large, expensive fridge full of beer (because that's what men drink!) and decided he needed to have it. And of course, tell everyone he has it.

He's the type to show up to a party with a used Rolex Air-King and not-subtly-at-all flash his wrist. Meanwhile all the dudes sporting AP, PP, or IWC pieces laugh their asses off at him when he leaves.

First, it's Chris. Bob has the beer can collection blocking his basement "apartment" window. It's a subtle distinction, I know.

Second, Chris, like his brother, is a consoomer through and through. He probably just saw an ad for the fridge and thought "I must have this product!"

 

[Flexo]

I humbly petition the universe to treat this question as rhetorical and not start plumbing the depths like a spelunker with acute acrophobia.

Next thing you know, they're going to make robots who's only purpose seems to be getting drunk and stealing.

 

[Positron]

Chris on Eddie Izzard and J. K. Rowling:

 

[Flexo]

Chris on Eddie Izzard and J. K. Rowling:

"Could it be that I'm overreacting?"

"no, no, it's all these celebrities that are clearly being corrupted by Nazis."

 

[UserAccess]

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Chris on Eddie Izzard and J. K. Rowling:
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I love this. Liberal douchebaggery, thy name is Chipman.

J. K. Rowling has done more for youth literacy than any human being that's ever lived. She's established numerous charitable foundations and donated close to 200 MILLION dollars to charity - possibly much more. She's supporting Multiple Sclerosis research, founded an organization to find safe places for children to live, and so much more. This list doesn't include the time she's donated to philanthropic causes... which is a lot.

Rowling doesn't share Chipman views on trans rights. That makes her, and Izzard by extension of support, a "piece of shit."

Within a decade, transgenderism won't be in vogue. It'll be in the closet with Zoobooks and British Knight sneakers. When transgender screeching is done, Rowling will still be one of the greatest philanthropists mankind has ever known.

Do go on, you doughy retards. Tell us more about who the "shitty" people are. Clearly, this world needs more Chipmans and less Rowlings.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Yep, if he got some money, he'd buy everything that looks expensive or was the most expensive just so he can show off and not realize why people online are making fun of him for buying useless, over priced shit.

This reminded me of a story from before the pandemic where Bob gloated about how fancy this steak dinner he was eating was. Meanwhile we were all able to look up what he restaurant he was eating at and saw it was a overpriced steak at some crappy steakhouse.

If somebody really wanted to they could easily scam Bob out of thousands of dollar if they wished to do so. Sell him a knockoff faux messenger bag by telling him it is made of the finest Italian leather. Just tell him he needs to have that "official look" of a media critic.

 

[Boss Bass]

I love this. Liberal douchebaggery, thy name is Chipman.

J. K. Rowling has done more for youth literacy than any human being that's ever lived. She's established numerous charitable foundations and donated close to 200 MILLION dollars to charity - possibly much more. She's supporting Multiple Sclerosis research, founded an organization to find safe places for children to live, and so much more. This list doesn't include the time she's donated to philanthropic causes... which is a lot.

Rowling doesn't share Chipman views on trans rights. That makes her, and Izzard by extension of support, a "piece of shit."

Within a decade, transgenderism won't be in vogue. It'll be in the closet with Zoobooks and British Knight sneakers. When transgender screeching is done, Rowling will still be one of the greatest philanthropists mankind has ever known.

Do go on, you doughy retards. Tell us more about who the "shitty" people are. Clearly, this world needs more Chipmans and less Rowlings.

The odds chipman read Rowling’s essay is literally zero. It’s so milquetoast - “number of FTMs is growing really fast y’all”, “as a sexual assault victim, men in the bathroom is fucking scary”.
I know any expression more than 140 characters is too complex, but come the fuck on.

 

[Positron]

Chris wants to show you his meat:

Spoiler: Only if you REALLY want to see it

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Trump-installed Federal judge committed a harrowing felony! Something or someone MUST be STOMPED into paste for that!


It is actually a simile and a damned appropriate one too (Court document):


My oh my Trump's people so cruel!!!!!! Rey is my waifu 4ever!!!!


Fedora bullshit. Christians are exactly the same as Q-anons. Bobby knows because he was born Catholic and has suffered unspeakable "trauma".

(Bama Stephen's thread if you're interested.)

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Bobby cannot accept the fact that people would withhold empathy to people richer than themselves. No, it must be something else *wink*.


Tennis veteran Billie Jean King speaks out about the Naomi Osaka fiasco, and she leans on the side of the press. Bobby is indignant because Glenn Greenwald sympathizes with King.

Glenn Greenwald assigned too much agency to white male journalists, as if they were capable of deciding for themselves what to do in order to prosper.

I don't realize knowing about CRT is expected in a person of a certain age, and if you continue to worship Mario at the age of 40, you've forfeit the right of calling other people "Peter Pan manchild".

And if you look like MovieBob, you've forfeit the right of calling people "big piece of sh**":


Third, if your title card looks like this...


... you have forfeit your right to criticize other people's graphic design:


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Tucker Carlson continue to poke at the hypocrisy of the American Left: some segregations are more immoral than others.

Carlson does not insinuate that covid isn't real -- given he compare the segregation of the unvaccinated to Jim Crow, we can surmise he thinks covid is at least as real as race. On the contrary, one can make a (admittedly bad-faith) case that Bobby doesn't think covid is real, because he suggests that vaccination is just a pretext to mark off Conservatives from civilized people.

Filibuster:



Historical facts don't make people feel guilty; opinions do. Guilt is a response to a normative standard, and facts are not in themselves normative.

To illustrate, let's analyze the following reply by TeamImpossible.

"Most of 1619's critics are white" is a historical fact that is non-normative, i.e. it is not a good or bad thing and is neither a praise nor criticism. Yet TeamImpossible apparently treats this fact as a damning, invalidating criticism, and that's only because he brings on the table some normative assumptions (e.g. "White people are untrustworthy"), the assumptions being more insidious and more persistent because they are unspoken, unaddressed and unchallenged. I'll leave it to you to judge how our children will be taught CRT: will the teachers just present the bare, value-neutral, facts, or will they saddle the kids with unspoken, insidious assumptions?



Racist KKK Veiled Prophet Ball. Bobby knows the ball is racist because he saw it on True Detective.


"I know racism! I'm from Bahstan!"

White people are born racist, ignorant, and evil. And mitigating their evil isn't worth the trouble. Don't you ever forget that!

Conservative woman! Know your place!


Don't believe conservative women!




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Isn't the answer obvious, baconhead? MCU wants to downplay Stinkface Larson and her character because no one likes them.


Yup. You two can take MovieBob's jerb, but I guess you are too smart for that.

Cruella:


Deep film criticism:



Reminder that Chris Chipman loves horror movies. He must be extremely politically conservative.

Indeed Bobby thinks if you are a happy, supportive heterosexual couple, you have something nasty to hide:


June is some LGBT month; Bobby's Angels sing a collective carol:






Fake Tits sees lesbianism in Maoist family-planning propaganda. If you needed any more proof that Fake Tits is the meat puppet of a shady American male, here you have it.



Fapping to some dirty whore:

 

[Tronathon242]

I do not understand why people trade door space for a water/ice dispenser. You can still get an ice maker without losing that valuable space.

Look I get buying high end appliances but this is not that. I do not consider Samsung a high end kitchen brand. TV? Sure. Phone? Ok. Fridge? No. This dumbass spent 3k he very clearly does not have on a fridge because it has a touch screen and a label he thinks makes him look classy.

I live just fine having small ice trays in my freezer that I fill up water and put back in it. But I suppose that isn't futuristic enough and my unevolved brain can't understand the need for an ice maker or a screen that becomes see through at the touch of a button.

And no, Samsung isn't a high end kitchen appliance brand even over here in Korea. I did a search for available brand refrigerators here and very few (not even the specialty large-sized ones made specifically for kimchi) cost what he paid for his monstrosity. Curiously, I didn't notice any smart screens on them either. In fact, the only one I found that's remotely similar is a model with an actual window and that is an LG brand which is under $400. This leads me to believe Wart splurged on something made specifically for dumb foreigners like him.

If he dropped almost $3k on a refrigerator, we can only imagine what other shit he overpaid for.

I have a $1 notepad that tells me what I need in my refrigerator AND my cupboard, and my bathroom, too.

Knowing him, he'd buy some tablet with a smart watch specifically for that purpose alone and nothing else. Technology can be a grand and amazing thing, but what they do not seem to understand is that there are plenty of duds throughout history. Maybe they need to be reminded of the Virtual Boy to understand.

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

reposting this one because I find it to be amusingly weird how Robert always rushes for racism.

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When even the dribbling retards over at The Guardian have a better take and discussion going on than you (and they don't mention race once despite often banging on about it about everything).....

Look, I like and drink beer but how do you think a picture showing this much in your fridge is a good idea? This legit looks like some Alkie-light shit.

Chris probably buys a 24 pack (there's 13 beers on display) stuffs as many in there as he can and then drinks them slowly.

I do not understand why people trade door space for a water/ice dispenser. You can still get an ice maker without losing that valuable space.

Look I get buying high end appliances but this is not that. I do not consider Samsung a high end kitchen brand. TV? Sure. Phone? Ok. Fridge? No. This dumbass spent 3k he very clearly does not have on a fridge because it has a touch screen and a label he thinks makes him look classy.

Mama Chipman sure raised a couple of fine consumers.

It is pathetic and that is coming from a guy with an alcohol fridge in the garage.

If I was into a water dispenser/ice maker, I probably would as I don't have the space for a seperate device like that. But I am in bongland where the average home is like 1/3 the size of a amerifat one.

 

[Jaracainofthewind]

it just me or have we actually regressed in this regard

So I woke up to an ad and I have my answer. We have made tolerance pretentious. We have sold tolerance as something of the elite and the educated.

When I was growing up, it was presented on TV as something for everyone. Everyone was capable of understanding and learning to love their fellow man. But somewhere along the road it flipped. Now media presents tolerance as something only the enlightened are capable of. In the case of the ad I woke up to. Something only possible for those who need to be tolerated. There is no more Gran Torino Clint Eastwood in learning to love his neighbor on his own terms. The only ones who know to love are the enlightened.

This is Bob. He has bought this completely. See, I can see the good intentions here. A little propaganda to show that tolerance is intelligence. But, Bob and his ilk see it as the only intelligence is tolerance and acceptance. And thus if you question or doubt you have no intelligence. And in Bobs case he presupposes. That people can just be prescribed as intolerant by their upbringing.

This is the cult we have created. This is how we have regressed in 20 years. Fuck this gay earth.

 

[The Valeyard]

Bob says that Robocop is his favourite movie, but doesn’t know that the correct quote is “I’d buy that for a dollar.”

 

[Positron]

Chris probably buys a 24 pack (there's 13 beers on display) stuffs as many in there as he can and then drinks them slowly.

Slowly?

 

[Red Hood]

Slowly?

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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let him fool you: he's an idiot.