Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

It never ceases to amaze me how the transhumanist crowd just glosses over the massive ethical concerns that come from making radical changes to the human body. There have been countless pieces of media over the years that attempt to grapple with these questions, and it's a basic tenet of the cyberpunk genre once you get past all the neon lights and incessant rain. Turning yourself into a cyborg, rewriting your DNA, or uploading/duplicating your consciousness: all would call into question the basic concepts of self and humanity.

If someone had the technology to rewrite your DNA, rewire your brain, or digitalize your consciousness, wouldn't you be worried about him installing a rootkit / trojan in your mind, so he can rewrite your mind at leisure without you even having the slightest clue? Your self will slowly be stripped away, until you become a mindless drone at the service of the Ideology du jour -- and you have no way of knowing, much less resisting it.

(Aside: I am reading Rowan Williams's Being Disciples: Essentials of the Christian Life. Williams gives an absolutely brilliant, modern and topical analysis on the Christian concepts of Faith, Hope and Love. He thinks Hope is rooted in our memories and our intact sense of self. Much has been made about the fragmentation of selves in the modern era: people feel a mismatch between their memories and their present selves, and -- here's Williams's brilliant insight -- if the past feels somehow irrelevant and alien, how can one hold out hope for the future? It is only through the belief that God carries our histories in His hand, that He sees us as coherent selves even when we can't see ourselves thus, can we restore our hope. There are pathological conditions, such as stroke, that erode our memories and sense of selves, and devastating despair is indeed common. I predict Transhumanists' fucking around with the human consciousness will engender a pandemic of despair. A Superior Future that stripes people of hope -- hope for the future itself -- cannot remain superior for long. Transhumanism is doomed to be self-defeating in more than one sense: it defeats the human sense of self, and it defeats its own self.)

 

[Godzilla@1989]

This is the biggest lie Movieslob has posted on twitter given he spent many years fellating Hillary and even said that gamergate was a conspiracy to prevent her from being elected because he believed it was run by right wingers fearmongering to make gamers "misogynists"

I don’t even give a shit about gamergate and even that conspiracy sounds retarded.

 

[Mola Ram]

I love when bob name drops stuff like Sisyphus to sound smart and just shows he doesn't understand what hes referencing at all.

He means "Herculean," but he thinks "Sisyphean" sounds more esoteric. Which it does. But it also doesn't remotely mean the same thing. Such a preening dipshit, this fatboy.

 

[Flexo]

If someone had the technology to rewrite your DNA, rewire your brain, or digitalize your consciousness, wouldn't you be worried about him installing a rootkit / trojan in your mind, so he can rewrite your mind at leisure without you even having the slightest clue? Your self will slowly be stripped away, until you become a mindless drone at the service of the Ideology du jour -- and you have no way of resisting it.

(Aside: I am reading Rowan Williams's Being Disciples: Essentials of the Christian Life. Williams gives an absolutely brilliant, modern and topical analysis on the Christian concepts of Faith, Hope and Love. He thinks Hope is predicated to our memories and our intact sense of self. Much has been made about the fragmentation of selves in the modern era: people feel a misfit between their memories and their present selves, and -- here's William's brilliant insight -- if the past feels somehow irrelevant and alien, how can one hold out hope for the future? It is only through the belief that God carries our histories in his hand, that He sees us as coherent selves even when we can't see ourselves thus, can we restore our hope. There are pathological conditions, such as stroke, that erode our memories and sense of selves, and devastating despair is indeed common. I predict Transhumanists' fucking around with the human consciousness will engender a pandemic of despair)

Or at least that God is smart enough to build a limit, some unforeseen hinderance into the very bedrock of the cosmos that will make transhumanism ever a dream, but never a reality. If not even devils were allowed to remake a man's mind, will humans?

Or maybe the marching hordes of robots are the hand of a righteous and just God. Skynet with religious fervor... Let THAT thought keep you up at night.

 

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He means "Herculean," but he thinks "Sisyphean" sounds more esoteric. Which it does. But it also doesn't remotely mean the same thing. Such a preening dipshit, this fatboy.

the only thing Sisyphean about this retard is when he uploads his shitty videos that no one sees to youtube. that is his punishment for his twitter insane rants

 

[UserAccess]

As an Albertan, I have to ask Bob if he has ever seen the oil sands. I must admit that I have never been to Fort McMurray or seen the oil sands projects in person, but I have seen footage of both the open pits and the reclamation work they do afterward because Canada as a G7 nations cares about its environment compared to--let's say Nigeria where they flare off the the natural gas as waste. Bob is truly is one of those urban yokels who believes that the lithium used for electric car batteries appears out of nowhere and is blissfully ignorant that photovoltaic cells contain toxic elements like lead, cadmium, and even arsenic (and I believe thallium) that make them can environmental nightmare for waste processing.

The only thing Bob is not wrong about is the expansion of nuclear power. If humanity could make a molten salt reactor that is economically feasible, then we would have plenty of electricity for decades, if not centuries to come and that is not even if we somehow make nuclear fusion viable. Apparently we have a stockpile of thorium and MSRs as breed it into uranium-233 that is slightly more fissile than U-235 and the half-life of its waste products is much lower. But alas, as @Positron said, the eco-zealots are hellbent on making wind and solar the only acceptable methods of electricity generation. Lead, cadmium, and arsenic be damned!

Also, lol phasing out coal. We North Americans just ship our coal to countries halfway across to world to burn because we're the biggest NIMBYs on the planet. One of the facts that the brain-dead denizens of Vancouver choose to ignore is that they are the largest port for exporting coal on the Pacific to the point where you Yanks ship it there by rail--it's utterly laughable how they opposed the Trans-Mountain pipeline expansion when they directly contribute more to CO2 emissions via their exports and make a tidy profit.

You've touched on the biggest problem I have with Bob and Bob-likes. He doesn't want to change his behavior, he wants everybody else to change theirs.

The act of Tweeting requires a phone or a computer. The construction and reclamation of the components ventures on the most inhumane labor on Earth. Watching children sift through burned e-waste for metal is terrifying. Hasn't stopped Bob from contributing to the problem by owning Tweet machines, but he's more than happy to lecture you about acceptable energy. Statistically speaking, the most effective way to reduce energy consumption and carbon footprint would have been to dissuade his brother from breeding, but that didn't happen. He'd happily forcefully sterilize every state between California and New York though.

If I considered it a bias, I'd disclose it - but I worked for big oil for many years. I even worked for GE for a bit. Oil was profitable while renewables took a bath. This is what Bob refuses to understand - big business wants renewable and cleaner energy to take off. They're investing, and losing, billions to make this happen. The second it's profitable, it'll be everywhere. Just shut the fuck up and wait, Bob. Science isn't sorcery.

Bob wants the risk taking industries to provide energy at substantial losses because his selective ideology demands it right now... but hasn't done a thing to reduce his footprint in the equation. This hypocrisy, among many other reasons, is why I can't stand this smug fuck.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

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Is this for real?

I knew Bob was stupid but damn! He’s a glutton for punishment.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Burger King has the best fast food burgers. (Compared to Wendy's, McDonald's, etc.)

Fite me.

I'm biased towards Burger King because my old man and I would sometimes go there after church service to get food with the promotional coupons he would get in the mail (the one we went to didn't care about expiry dates, either). Their burgers are fine, though I remember them being better when I was much younger.

Wendy's has fine burgers, but they're also very expensive and sometimes they didn't settle well in my stomach.

McDonald's is... okay? I normally got Big Macs from there, and it was the special sauce that really tied that burger together. Definitely inferior to the aforementioned two, though.

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I understand why.

His "school bus" would invariably annihilate her "garage", and not in a good way. That's legally a threat.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Is this for real?

I knew Bob was stupid but damn! He’s a glutton for punishment.

"@CNNFakingNews"



Also, I'm willing to bet 100 dollars that Bob chose those steaks because they were the biggest, most impressive ones he could find. The fact that they're not the ideal type of steak for cooking on a backyard grill probably never entered his mind.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

"@CNNFakingNews"

If it had been true, it would have been a short bus.

 

[JayHarrison]

Burger King has the best fast food burgers. (Compared to Wendy's, McDonald's, etc.)

Fite me.

As far as American fast-food chains are concerned, my favorite burgers come from Carl's Jr/Hardee's and my favorite fries come from Wendy's.

 

[EnemyStand]

"@CNNFakingNews"



Also, I'm willing to bet 100 dollars that Bob chose those steaks because they were the biggest, most impressive ones he could find. The fact that they're not the ideal type of steak for cooking on a backyard grill probably never entered his mind.

This probably goes without saying, but people who don't know meat are absolutely retarded when it comes to steak. They buy these big ass steaks thinking bigger is better, cook the absolute shit out of them, then use some kind of condiment that doesn't belong on the steak unless you're reheating it and trying to kill the dryness. That was a big issue with Trump steaks: dude liked EATING steaks, but he didn't really know much about the steaks themselves.

Hmm...something the Orange Man and Bob have in common...who wants to torture him with that information?

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

"@CNNFakingNews"



Also, I'm willing to bet 100 dollars that Bob chose those steaks because they were the biggest, most impressive ones he could find. The fact that they're not the ideal type of steak for cooking on a backyard grill probably never entered his mind.

Sorry, I missed that part. My bad.

 

[Positron]

Harvesting MovieBob content is a task both Herculean and Sisyphean. And today I'll start with rolling two silicone boulders uphill:






Sex and the Gotham City. Bobby thinks Batman is a bad role model because DC makes him follow the chivalric code and refrain from exploiting women.

Being eager for sex doesn't mean you can keep a relationship. Can Harley Quinn keep a relationship?


Oh Batman refused to tongue-fuck Catwoman. I feel so harmed.







Bobby on Godfather, both the book and the movie:






No fucking clue:


Bobby complaining about Disney exploiting their workers? Is this real?

+ + + +

You know why Bernie lost support? He called Planned Parenthood and Human Rights Campaign "the establishment":


Even as a relentless progressive, Bobby would allow the Dems to rest on their laurels:


A bunch of ancient fags shill for something called "Pride Shakes", available in all US Shake Shacks.

 

[faggotassmonster]

Blobby has no business giving sexual advice much less even typing the word "clitoris"

 

[Koby_Fish]

He means "Herculean," but he thinks "Sisyphean" sounds more esoteric. Which it does. But it also doesn't remotely mean the same thing. Such a preening dipshit, this fatboy.

Assuming he ackshually knows that Sisyphus had to roll a boulder up a hill only for it to roll right back down again for him to roll up the hill again, lather, rinse, repeat, then he's basically saying that trying to convince "normal" people not to be assholes is impossible because people will always backslide into staying being assholes even if they get one shining moment of not being an asshole before reverting to form. Therefore they must be stomped into paste while the properly evolved bring the Soopeeryah Fyootchah(tm).

So yeah, Bob wants to gas the normies. Fucking called it.

 

[Bolo]

No fucking clue:
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I think Robert is talking about if Batman gave Wonder Woman head, the comics gate guys on YT would be talking that Batman would never do that because he knows he would get his head crushed like the watermelon.

I guess the thought of Batman eating out Catwoman was on Robert's head the whole day, I was more surprised that the Harley Quinn show got a third season, wasn't WB/HBO broke or some shit?

Also to go "I think it genuine bad role model setting by saying that Batman doesn't eat pussy"... I mean, fuck off, I'm no prude, but what, cunnilingus is now something to be set as a "good behaviour", so what Robert? can gender bender it? Remember girls, to hold your man, your lips have to be so tight he won't be able to feel even a draft.

Nah, women sucking cock, now that is degrading huh? Robert only likes women that munchs on carpet, because when they suck cock, it hurts his feelings, because no woman is sucking his, and it's better for women to be lesbians, than to face the fact that women like men, but they don't like him.

To be clear, I couldn't give less of a fuck if they show Batman going down on Catwoman, and it isn't like this shit is new for capeshit crap:

This from the Marvel ultimate universe, where Ant-man earlier tried to kill the Wasp with a bug spray and ants, but at least he goes down on the ladies, so he must be a good role model rigth Robert?

And its the "good role model" shit that just screams "I am a pathetic simp", what now Robert? you gonna tip you fedora and go "M'lady, just so you know, I shall defend you with a thousand tweets, unwavering loyalty to any of your causes, and by the way, I give really, REALLY good head... not that I will try anything! perish the thought M'lady... just, you know, if you want it, Am at your service.

And I bet Robert never gave head either, whatever sex he ever had it was most likely awkard, fast and dull.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I think Robert is talking about if Batman gave Wonder Woman head, the comics gate guys on YT would be talking that Batman would never do that because he knows he would get his head crushed like the watermelon.

I guess the thought of Batman eating out Catwoman was on Robert's head the whole day, I was more surprised that the Harley Quinn show got a third season, wasn't WB/HBO broke or some shit?

Also to go "I think it genuine bad role model setting by saying that Batman doesn't eat pussy"... I mean, fuck off, I'm no prude, but what, cunnilingus is now something to be set as a "good behaviour", so what Robert? can gender bender it? Remember girls, to hold your man, your lips have to be so tight he won't be able to feel even a draft.

Nah, women sucking cock, now that is degrading huh? Robert only likes women that munchs on carpet, because when they suck cock, it hurts his feelings, because no woman is sucking his, and it's better for women to be lesbians, than to face the fact that women like men, but they don't like him.

To be clear, I couldn't give less of a fuck if they show Batman going down on Catwoman, and it isn't like this shit is new for capeshit crap:

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This from the Marvel ultimate universe, where Ant-man earlier tried to kill the Wasp with a bug spray and ants, but at least he goes down on the ladies, so he must be a good role model rigth Robert?

And its the "good role model" shit that just screams "I am a pathetic simp", what now Robert? you gonna tip you fedora and go "M'lady, just so you know, I shall defend you with a thousand tweets, unwavering loyalty to any of your causes, and by the way, I give really, REALLY good head... not that I will try anything! perish the thought M'lady... just, you know, if you want it, Am at your service.

And I bet Robert never gave head either, whatever sex he ever had it was most likely awkard, fast and dull.

Bob is mad no woman believes in his l33t cunning linguist skills when he brags about being taught how to eat pussy by his lesbun beard.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Bob obviously didn't watch Stargirl as Jade and the Thunderbolt were bound to appear as the lantern and the pen appeared in the first season.