Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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Sex and the Gotham City. Bobby thinks Batman is a bad role model because DC makes him follow the chivalric code and refrain from exploiting women.
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The Chipman reading comprehension on full glorious display here, conflating a marketing team saying "we sell the hero characters to children through their parents. The heros don't do that, that being have sex, on camera, in the marketable costume, particularly with villains" with "official Batman lore is that Bat-policy is specifically not to lick puss, and Robin is of course fully trained in this policy"

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

I know there's a rich tradition of adult focused superhero comics, some of which are of very high quality, but part of me thinks the world would be a better place if we banned comics for anyone over the age of 12. We'd at least have fewer manchildren running around.

 

[Mr Snek]

I know there's a rich tradition of adult focused superhero comics, some of which are of very high quality, but part of me thinks the world would be a better place if we banned comics for anyone over the age of 12. We'd at least have fewer manchildren running around.

Nothing wrong with comics intended for adults, but the problem with comics and related media like the Harley Quinn show is that it's not intended for adults. It's intended for manchildren. There's nothing wrong with a character in a show aimed at adults having sex so long as it's something their character would reasonably do, but that's not why they're arguing for Batman to tonguefuck Catwoman. They want this to happen so that they can giggle about how naughty and mature the show is.

 

[Positron]

If Batman refusing oral sex is such a fatal flaw to Bobby, what does he want in the Sir Gawain and the Green Knight movie?

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

As far as American fast-food chains are concerned, my favorite burgers come from Carl's Jr/Hardee's and my favorite fries come from Wendy's.

For me, out of the chains, it's In-n-Out>>>>>Carl's Jr>The Hat (I swear damn near every other Mom'n'Pop burger joint order their patties from the same company)>Burger King>McDonald's/Hardees. Which I rarely eat at, which makes me less of a glutton than MovieBlob.

 

[Red Hood]

Nothing wrong with comics intended for adults, but the problem with comics and related media like the Harley Quinn show is that it's not intended for adults. It's intended for manchildren. There's nothing wrong with a character in a show aimed at adults having sex so long as it's something their character would reasonably do, but that's not why they're arguing for Batman to tonguefuck Catwoman. They want this to happen so that they can giggle about how naughty and mature the show is.

The biggest thing is- Batman, despite what 40 year old bearded manchildren and Hollywood would have you believe- is still at his heart a character for children. DC would be in hot water if some kid watched that scene and a concerned mom dragged them on the Old Media News.

Or at least that's how it would have been when I was a kid, who knows in Clown World.

Honestly it's the immature middle school edginess of it that gets me.

But I will say this about Harley Quinn, if you want to put a name to something resting on its early fame that hasn't been good for decades, you can't choose a better name than "Harley".

 

[Vesperus]

the only thing Sisyphean about this retard is when he uploads his shitty videos that no one sees to youtube. that is his punishment for his twitter insane rants

The only Sisyphean thing about bob is @Positron capturing his retardedness for us to laugh at.

It's a long way up, mate.

 

[Tronathon242]

Blobby has no business giving sexual advice much less even typing the word "clitoris"

Chris-Chan is a bigger authority on sexual matters than Bob. That's just a fact.

I think Robert is talking about if Batman gave Wonder Woman head, the comics gate guys on YT would be talking that Batman would never do that because he knows he would get his head crushed like the watermelon.

I guess the thought of Batman eating out Catwoman was on Robert's head the whole day, I was more surprised that the Harley Quinn show got a third season, wasn't WB/HBO broke or some shit?

Also to go "I think it genuine bad role model setting by saying that Batman doesn't eat pussy"... I mean, fuck off, I'm no prude, but what, cunnilingus is now something to be set as a "good behaviour", so what Robert? can gender bender it? Remember girls, to hold your man, your lips have to be so tight he won't be able to feel even a draft.

Nah, women sucking cock, now that is degrading huh? Robert only likes women that munchs on carpet, because when they suck cock, it hurts his feelings, because no woman is sucking his, and it's better for women to be lesbians, than to face the fact that women like men, but they don't like him.

To be clear, I couldn't give less of a fuck if they show Batman going down on Catwoman, and it isn't like this shit is new for capeshit crap:

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This from the Marvel ultimate universe, where Ant-man earlier tried to kill the Wasp with a bug spray and ants, but at least he goes down on the ladies, so he must be a good role model rigth Robert?

And its the "good role model" shit that just screams "I am a pathetic simp", what now Robert? you gonna tip you fedora and go "M'lady, just so you know, I shall defend you with a thousand tweets, unwavering loyalty to any of your causes, and by the way, I give really, REALLY good head... not that I will try anything! perish the thought M'lady... just, you know, if you want it, Am at your service.

And I bet Robert never gave head either, whatever sex he ever had it was most likely awkard, fast and dull.

Who is even watching that show? I tried watching some clips to understand it and it is repulsive on so many levels: the cringe dialogue, the bastardization of the characters, the amateurish animation, and the failed attempts to be edgy/feminist.

But anyway, Bob's ideas of who is and isn't a role model are as warped as his worldview. If they presented the Joker as a man who went down Mexico way, he'd probably give him massive props.

To put another point on things, as I know he is completely unaware of this, but not all women enjoy getting the old tongue tornado. Some enjoy it quite a lot and cum very easily after a few minutes of working the right spot. Others don't because it's too ticklish or they would rather just work the guy and get down to business. So, not eating out a woman isn't really the worst damned thing in the world but since Bob hasn't had anything other than imaginary sex, he's got this view of the matter that doesn't conform to reality.

 

[Vesperus]

Chris-Chan is a bigger authority on sexual matters than Bob. That's just a fact.

Who is even watching that show? I tried watching some clips to understand it and it is repulsive on so many levels: the cringe dialogue, the bastardization of the characters, the amateurish animation, and the failed attempts to be edgy/feminist.

But anyway, Bob's ideas of who is and isn't a role model are as warped as his worldview. If they presented the Joker as a man who went down Mexico way, he'd probably give him massive props.

To put another point on things, as I know he is completely unaware of this, but not all women enjoy getting the old tongue tornado. Some enjoy it quite a lot and cum very easily after a few minutes of working the right spot. Others don't because it's too ticklish or they would rather just work the guy and get down to business. So, not eating out a woman isn't really the worst damned thing in the world but since Bob hasn't had anything other than imaginary sex, he's got this view of the matter that doesn't conform to reality.

Thanks.
The concept of Bob getting his face within 6 inches of a clitoris is going to wake me up at 3AM.

I also hope Lindsey Ellis doesn't keep up with this thread and, if she does, she doesn't sleep with a gun. Because professional drywall isn't cheap.

 

[Oliver Onions]

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If a lack of Batman muffdiving makes you less likely to watch a show, maybe you should just drop the pretence and watch hentai instead of pretending to care about capeshit.

 

[Positron]

"Work's been incredibly stressful, probably more than it's ever been, on top of everything I've going on in my life. It's just really, really damn hard."

Chris makes a special announcement which you know already. "...an antithesis to other social media. You can go and feel safe and welcome."

These morons think they are tending the light of civilization or some shit.

 

[blablabla]

Bob chipman talking about sex Is fucking disgusting

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Chris makes a special announcement which you know already. "...an antithesis to other social media. You can go and feel safe and welcome."

These morons think they are tending the light of civilization or some shit.

He's only wearing that mask to hide the nose goiter, isn't he?

 

[Johan Schmidt]

Bob chipman talking about sex Is fucking disgusting

 

[The tired cat]

Who is even watching that show? I tried watching some clips to understand it and it is repulsive on so many levels: the cringe dialogue, the bastardization of the characters, the amateurish animation, and the failed attempts to be edgy/feminist..

Id say the target audience would be manchildren like Bob, edge lords and probably people who thought Venture Brothers was good. Seriously, Harley Quinn is just a pallet swap of Ventrue Brothers.

 

[Flexo]

Even as a relentless progressive, Bobby would allow the Dems to rest on their laurels:

Ummm.... about that...

I mean I don't blame the dems, relentless team marketing is their purpose. I'm more disappointed in the "independent thinkers" who buy the marketing without question.

 

[Nobue]

As far as American fast-food chains are concerned, my favorite burgers come from Carl's Jr/Hardee's and my favorite fries come from Wendy's.

Sir, everyone knows the best fries come from Chick-fil-a

 

[Kulee Baba]

The biggest thing is- Batman, despite what 40 year old bearded manchildren and Hollywood would have you believe- is still at his heart a character for children. DC would be in hot water if some kid watched that scene and a concerned mom dragged them on the Old Media News.

Or at least that's how it would have been when I was a kid, who knows in Clown World.

Honestly it's the immature middle school edginess of it that gets me.

But I will say this about Harley Quinn, if you want to put a name to something resting on its early fame that hasn't been good for decades, you can't choose a better name than "Harley".

Yeah, I remember reading an interview with Christopher Nolan for The Dark Knight and the reporter asked if he had wished if he could make an R-Rated Batman film as Nolan still was primarily known for his R-Rated Memento back then. Nolan replied no, because he feels Batman is still a character that should be enjoyed by children.

Now I absolutely love Batman and kept up with comics well into early adulthood. I enjoyed many of the mature themed comics like Grant Morrison's "Arkham Asylum" or Brian Azzarello's "Joker." And I'll be among the chorus to praise Joaquin Phoenix's work in "Joker." But that Harley Quinn cartoon looks like trash. I saw the intro to it on YouTube and it felt like a bad imitation of The Venture Bros.

 

[Flexo]

Sir, everyone knows the best fries come from Chick-fil-a

Rally's/Checkers/Popeyes/Backyard Burger have the best seasoned fries.

Backyard Burger is best burger from a fast food place.

Yeah, I remember reading an interview with Christopher Nolan for The Dark Knight and the reporter asked if he had wished if he could make an R-Rated Batman film as Nolan still was primarily known for his R-Rated Memento back then. Nolan replied no, because he feels Batman is still a character that should be enjoyed by children.

Now I absolutely love Batman and kept up with comics well into early adulthood. I enjoyed many of the mature themed comics like Grant Morrison's "Arkham Asylum" or Brian Azzarello's "Joker." And I'll be among the chorus to praise Joaquin Phoenix's work in "Joker." But that Harley Quinn cartoon looks like trash. I saw the intro to it on YouTube and it felt like a bad imitation of The Venture Bros.

No no. See the try hard for yourself.

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLrNck-SWXzY1GTwlYnPtHDG7OOPcDORng

This is VERY SJW humor. With 2 jokes: lolsowacky and "super bad stereotype getting comeuppance." Seriously Joker says "Women can't be funny" in the opening scene.

 

[Positron]

No no. See the try hard for yourself.

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLrNck-SWXzY1GTwlYnPtHDG7OOPcDORng

This is VERY SJW humor. With 2 jokes: lolsowacky and "super bad stereotype getting comeuppance." Seriously Joker says "Women can't be funny" in the opening scene.

I watched three of the shorts and what strikes me is that everyone, even Ivy, talks the same type of vulgar, smarty-ass trash talk.