Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Meat Target]

I wouldn't say Farmers "shout impotently into the void." It's more like high-tech people watching.

We're the Statler and Waldorf of the internet. Or the drunken hecklers in the cheap seats.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

The Farms are either "impotently shouting at the void" or threatening the safety and integrity of internet users. Can't be both at the same time.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Identity fags: Woman WWW---WORKED OUT??? Hummina hummina! *eyes pop out of head* AWOOOOGA!!!

literally how does this make them not interested in sex or gay? It's something anyone reasonable should do. And apparently in a book she said she didn't have a ton of interest in sex... twice. Some people don't, it doesn't mean they have no sex drive. It just means they're not obsessed with it. She was more focused on her career. These retards can't separate that from wanting to identify as 50 million stupid things.

Here's an analysis of Marilyn Monroe:

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Even when she was alive, it was difficult for therapists to pin down a diagnosis for her. That was partly because she was constantly shifting who she was for the sake of her own survival. This was a woman who was abandoned early, and who pretty much had to fend for herself however she could. So for Bob to take random snippets of her life and politicize them for his own purposes (and because he simps for attractive lesbians) strikes me as gross and insensitive. (Well, grosser and more insensitive than Bob's usual blatherings about things.)


For Soviet film recommendations, I hear "VIY" is a good movie, although I haven't seen it yet. One movie I have seen is Rusalochka (1976). It's a retelling of The Little Mermaid which doesn't flinch from a tragic ending like the Disney film did. You can see it on Youtube (with CC subtitles):

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Although it's not Soviet (and is more recent,) this Czech short animation by Vaclav Svankmejer is an absolute masterpiece:

Spoiler: Link to video

 

[BScCollateral]

I wouldn't say Farmers "shout impotently into the void." It's more like high-tech people watching.

We are the ones who realize that with Twitter and Facebook, there is no need to go down to Bedlam and give a ha'penny to gawk at the loonies.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

I liked Harley Quinn when they didn't try to make her anything other than what she is: a ditzy sidekick for the infinitely more interesting villain.

Harley is not main character material. She’s insecure, she’s dependent on others, and there’s nothing really interesting about her.

I mean, let’s be honest, she’s nothing without Joker or Poison Ivy. Joker was the one who turned Harley into who she is, and Ivy might be her best friend but everyone knows that Ivy is the brains of the partnership.

Harley’s just not a character that can stand on her own two feet.

I still can't fathom the bizarre decision to turn her into a sex symbol with her Suicide Squad incarnation, or this seemingly endless drive to make her a pop culture icon in her own right.

I think the reason is because Harley appeals to losers. You know, LGBT geeks, dangerhairs, troons, etc.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

DC Super Hero Girls (TV series) - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

I have a niece that was into them. It is definitely for little kids.

Just imagine a kid who grew up with that show watching Justice League Unlimited or Arrow and wondering why Principal Waller is so mean.

In fact, wasn't Gorilla Grodd a teacher in that show too?

 

[Oliver Onions]

I agree. Harley is not main character material. She’s insecure, dependent on others, family issues and there’s nothing really interesting about her.

I mean, let’s be honest, she’s nothing without Joker or Poison Ivy. Joker was the one who turned Harley into who she is, and Ivy might be her best friend but everyone knows that Ivy is the brains of the outfit.

Harley’s just not a character that can stand on her own.

It's like trying to do an entire show based around Barney Gumble. Barney's a fun character, but there's really only two jokes you can make: He gets drunk and does something stupid or he gets sober which is funny because he's supposed to be a drunk.

Actually, come to think of it, I think shitty modern Simpsons has kind of tried to flesh out his character and in doing so ruined him, just like they did with Moe by turning him into a rascally schemer with a heart of gold; completely missing the point of the character and why he was funny.

I think the reason is because Harley appeals to losers. You know, fag geeks, dangerhairs, troons, etc.

She does seem like a capeshit equivalent of the 'OMG she's just like me' meme usually reserved for anime characters or Ryan Gosling.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

If you work your ass off and study hard to pull youself up as a black person, you are an Uncle Tom, forever under the yoke of all white people. Your achievement is illusionary because every white rando will talk over you:
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If you watch the video, you'll see how loud the room of white people clapped and cheered when the black man told them he has two medical degrees. White people want black people to improve and make genuine contribution to the world, and we will support them if they set their minds to it. The black man in the video also points out that it is mostly other black people who keep them down.

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Exactly. How can Bobby even know the lived experience of a black medical professional?

More CRT:
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The answer is of course "both".

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Bobby wants the Dems to "beat" and "ruin the life" of Ron DeSantis
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"Stomp" must have been Bobby's favorite verb, ever since he discovered Mario:
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James Gunn. It is pointless to speculate the "continuity" between MCU products, because the creators simply don't care.
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Gay MCU bullshit (Mackie on "pure and beautiful homosexuality"):
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Of course such pure and beautiful things attracts Archangel Luke:
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Surprisingly Bobby's Movie of the Year is neither Black Widow nor Eternals.
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(IMDB entry of Pig)

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The Youtube link is "My Hero".

Now in the Comics and MCU Bucky has always been portrayed as Heterosexual.

But I have to point out how much of a fake comic fan Blobby is by saying there is a little credibility to MCU Bucky being gay.

MCU Bucky is a hybrid of two characters Comics Bucky the whole fighting with Cap in WWII, being the Winter Soldier, and of course his name is all comics Bucky. But his backstory of growing up with Steve and being the guy who use to save Steve from bullies is Arnie Roth in the comics. The character was created in the 80's and in the 30's and 40's he was the equivalent to MCU Bucky even getting all the girls except Arnie fought in the Pacific and thus his absence in Steve's WWII adventures as Cap. When Cap reconnected with Arnie in the 80's he was gay and out of the Closet.

So yes there is a little credibility to the idea to make MCU Bucky gay and a comic fan would know that unlike Blobby.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Now in the Comics and MCU Bucky has always been portrayed as Heterosexual.

But I have to point out how much of a fake comic fan Blobby is by saying there is a little credibility to MCU Bucky being gay.

MCU Bucky is a hybrid of two characters Comics Bucky the whole fighting with Cap in WWII, being the Winter Soldier, and of course his name is all comics Bucky. But his backstory of growing up with Steve and being the guy who use to save Steve from bullies is Arnie Roth in the comics. The character was created in the 80's and in the 30's and 40's he was the equivalent to MCU Bucky even getting all the girls except Arnie fought in the Pacific and thus his absence in Steve's WWII adventures as Cap. When Cap reconnected with Arnie in the 80's he was gay and out of the Closet.

So yes there is a little credibility to the idea to make MCU Bucky gay and a comic fan would know that unlike Blobby.

I mean yeah, there's always the Arnie argument but I'd sorta agree with Bob here that it'd be a terrible idea if they ever actually did that since chances are this would leak into the comics where it'd have a completely different context due to that Bucky being more of a son than an older brother type. We both know that audiences and writers would not make the distinction like what happened with Alan Scott's recent retcon which creates more issues than it being an exclusive trait of the New 52 Earth 2 comics. As far the general public is concerned, that would be the character to them which is why bastardized characters in adaptations are a problem.

Plus you should just never give into fujoshi that view any form of male interaction or friendship a sign that they're totally fucking. That wouldn't end well.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Harley is not main character material. She’s insecure, dependent on others, has family issues and there’s nothing really interesting about her.

I mean, let’s be honest, she’s nothing without Joker or Poison Ivy. Joker was the one who turned Harley into who she is, and Ivy might be her best friend but everyone knows that Ivy is the brains of the outfit.

Harley’s just not a character that can stand on her own.

I think the reason is because Harley appeals to losers. You know, LGBT geeks, dangerhairs, troons, etc.

The reason I don't like modern Harley is because her new stories are exactly like those old fan fics where her fans would make her leave the Joker and become a lesbian with Poison Ivy, who is also now a good guy, or get with a Gary Stu type guy. They would always rewrite her to be more generic and less fun, because they didn't know how to write the original character.

And while the modern comics avoided that, all they did to make her a heroine was write a Deadpool comic, slap some tits on the main character, and call her Harley Quinn.

 

[JayHarrison]

I dip in and out of The Completionist, but from what I've watched he has succeeded by doing what almost every long-term YouTuber should: Find a winning formula --ideally a unique one-- and stick to it. You can have your side projects, like all AVGN's film stuff, but when it comes to your bread and butter, the thing that made you famous, don't fuck with it.

Bob's problem is none of his ideas were good or original to begin with, and unlike a Pewdiepie or a Critikal he doesn't have the natural charisma to compensate for being a trend-chaser, so the game was rigged from the start.

I have virtually zero interest in watching the G4TV reboot. Seeing as how G4 already features videos hosted by the bilious obscenity named Adam Sessler, seeing Moviebob added to their roster of personalities would not surprise me at all. One contemptible scumbucket per network never seems to be enough.

I have no opinions regarding The Completionist, though, as I've yet to watch any of his videos.

 

[Positron]

Bobby doesn't believe in "My Body, My Choice". Surprises no one.


Bobby has issues about guys who are "WAY TOO ENTHUSIASTIC" over a precocious child.

Mommy Greta...

If a child claims she is happy when she works, that she wants to be treated like an adult, then chances are she is brainwashed. As Bobby knows full well, nothing makes children of all ages happier than fidgeting over their phones 24/7.

If you wrest Bobby's phone away from him, will you be stealing his dreams and his childhood? How dare you!


Where do you find these people on Satan's gay earth? Of course a child gotta learn adult behaviors through observing and mimicking adult behaviors! The girl might be overdoing it and she does come up as corny and artificial, but she can adjust her demeanor and presentation as she grows and learns! Her parents should be praised for instilling a healthy, self-reliant spirit in her, instead of encouraging her to blame others for stealing her dreams and her childhood.

Another frequent crossover with Tony Goldmark:


And he is shilling this fake Chink a lot:


Feminism.

To objectify sex positivity. Hey that's exactly Bobby's schtick!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Bobby doesn't believe in "My Body, My Choice". Surprises no one.
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Bobby has issues about guys who are "WAY TOO ENTHUSIASTIC" over a precocious child.
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Mommy Greta...

If a child claims she is happy when she works, that she wants to be treated like an adult, then chances are she is brainwashed. As Bobby knows full well, nothing makes children of all ages happier than fidgeting over their phones 24/7.
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If you wrest Bobby's phone away from him, will you be stealing his dreams and his childhood? How dare you!

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Where do you find these people on Satan's gay earth? Of course a child gotta learn adult behaviors through observing and mimicking adult behaviors! The girl might be overdoing it and she does come up as corny and artificial, but she can adjust her demeanor and presentation as she grows and learns! Her parents should be praised for instilling a healthy, self-reliant spirit in her, instead of encouraging her to blame others for stealing her dreams and her childhood.

Why am I not surprised that this is the hill Bob chose to die on? Maybe his Cuties obsession goes beyond defending a stronk womyn of colour.

 

[Red Hood]

Bob and Chris are pushing this pride stuff really hard. A little too hard. I'm starting to wonder.

Harley is not main character material. She’s insecure, dependent on others, has family issues and there’s nothing really interesting about her.

I mean, let’s be honest, she’s nothing without Joker or Poison Ivy. Joker was the one who turned Harley into who she is, and Ivy might be her best friend but everyone knows that Ivy is the brains of the outfit.

Harley’s just not a character that can stand on her own.

I think the reason is because Harley appeals to losers. You know, LGBT geeks, dangerhairs, troons, etc.

I've said it once, I've said it again: Harley appeals to the Twitter/Tumblr Becky and the Male Feminist who only sees "left the Joker" and not " and continued being an insane criminal" and thinks "Strong female character". Women who aren't Stacy enough for a Cassandra Cain or a Wonder Woman and men who want to pretend the only other comics they read aren't Archie.

 

[Positron]

The "Fireside Alliance" clowns can't tend the fire properly.


We are still totally not teaching CRT to kids; we are just teaching reality!

Glenn Greenwald:




Way to prove Greenwald's point Bobby!

 

[mandatorylurk]

if transwomen are women then Blob should be pestered every day why he hasn't had a trans girlfriend yet and why is he such a bigot.

And when he says he did date a tranny lol gay virgin.

 

[blablabla]

if transwomen are women then Blob should be pestered every day why he hasn't had a trans girlfriend yet and why is he such a bigot.

And when he says he did date a tranny lol gay virgin.

that misses the point that nobody cares about bob chipman except when he is retarded enough that people actually pay atention to him

 

[JayHarrison]

We are still totally not teaching CRT to kids; we are just teaching reality!
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Not surprisingly, reality also has a strong anti-Moviebob bias. Reality left Bob in the dust YEARS ago.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Bobby doesn't believe in "My Body, My Choice". Surprises no one.

Too bad Bob's smooth brain cannot process the paradox here. He rejects bodily sovereignty when it comes to vaccines, but goes all-in for abortion. I am sick to death of his "clumps of cells" argument because we are all clumps of cells ( @Flexo being an exception for obvious reasons) if you stretch the concept far enough. Sentience is irrelevant.

Another frequent crossover with Tony Goldmark:

Oh ho ho. The projection is strong in this one as Bob and Chris are members of the cult of personality the Obama built around himself. However, I do agree that there is no Biden/Harris cult. Not in the way most would believe. I suspect that Biden supporters hoped for a return to "normalcy" only to get a lemon as it is clear that ol' Joe is in cognitive decline and the dementia is obvious to all with eyes to see and a functional network of neurons. Harris is not much better as her performance in the primaries abysmal, especially after Tulsi dropped a nuke on her campaign. The media and the establishment know this so they are dialing the spin cycle to over nine-thousand to make it appear that Biden/Harris are creating stability while the nation burns around them.

The "Fireside Alliance" clowns can't tend the fire properly.

These (M)assholes wouldn't know a nazi if they saw a blond-haired ubermensch in Hugo Boss goose stepping down the sidewalk while giving the Roman salute. What's more, this proves that the Chippa is as historically illiterate as he is about everything else. Hilter and friends did not appear out of the aether like Chris would like to believe. The rise of the Nazi party is multi-faceted and the left's intellectual degradation left them without the capability to understand nuance. To launch a tirade on the subject would be a wasted effort because their worldview is too simplistic. Fuck these morons.

We are still totally not teaching CRT to kids; we are just teaching reality!

No, Bob is a raving psychotic who spends most of his time on Twitter marinading in the mass psychosis of the platform. We all know that Bob cannot operate in the real world.

Way to prove Greenwald's point Bobby!

I find it amusing that Bob is trying to be as condescending as possible, only to reveal himself to be the bigger fool.

 

[Red Hood]

The "Fireside Alliance" clowns can't tend the fire properly.
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We are still totally not teaching CRT to kids; we are just teaching reality!
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Glenn Greenwald:
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Way to prove Greenwald's point Bobby!

"Reality has a liberal bias" was an unfunny joke when Steve Colbert first uttered it like a decade ago. Reality doesn't favor a political opinion. Miyamoto Musashi realized this centuries ago:

"Truth is not what you want it to be; it is what it is. And you must bend to its power or live a lie."

I don't think truth or reality matters much to a guy that claims to have threesomes based on his knowledge of Judy Blume books in between benching 300 lbs.