Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Marshal Mannerheim]

> the lies that were ingrained in you by the Church

Such as ”maybe don't join a lifestyle where the average age to lose your virginity is 14, where 30% of gays have over 50 partners per year, and who believe that walking down the street in a bondage outfit is perfectly fine”?

Христо́ф Весто́нович Че́ндлерин.

Shouldn't it be Христиан Робертович Чандлер?

 

[King Dead]

Skipping past all the political stuff to highlight this tweet:

James Gunn. It is pointless to speculate the "continuity" between MCU products, because the creators simply don't care.
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You know how I know Bob is completely incapable of self-reflection? This. This shit right here.

Bob: You cannot tweet in a holier-than-thou fashion about how Disney has connived a bunch of retards to bloviate about fan theories based on off-hand references and post-credits scenes when you're one of those retards. Your latest video is a 23-minute part two where you speculate on and on about the fucking Eternals and what that means for the MCU going forward (spoilers: it doesn't fucking matter, who the fuck cares about the Eternals). That's what most of your Big Picture content is, endless meaningless speculation. You don't get to soapbox about this when you're part of the problem, fatass.

If there's an award for Least Introspective Lolcow, I would like to nominate Bob.

 

[Christ4President2024]

The Foo Fighters worked with avowed Aids Denialists at the height of the movement (before they all died of aids) and never apologized for it.

That's probably the most rock thing they've ever done. The Foo Fighters is as much a rock band as Chuckie Cheese is a mouse

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Billions of dollars of free publicity, huh? On films that made billions? Yeah, Bob seems to think that he is almost single-handedly keeping the MCU afloat. Anyone who didn't already know that Bob has both no sense of economic scale and a grossly inflated self-opinion could see both as clear as day in that one tweet. But no, it's due to child-porn imageboard aficionados that he has a reputation as a jerk and a moron.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Is there something you're trying to tell us, Chris?

Maybe he's intentionally sabotaging his home life by tanking the engineering career and trying to become a podcast idiot to break up his marriage.

If his wife had any modicum of standards and self-respect, she'd be going for the divorce papers. Alas, not only she hasn't shown any intention to split from this useless sack of pork tallow, she most likely supports him in those stupid ventures.

Remember, they have two kids together, one of whom has special needs, and they also approved of unnecessary home renovations that, as you all know, got him in hot water with the goddamn IRS, and they absolutely don't fuck around with tax evaders and late payers.

All of this means they shouldn't be trying their hand at this whole celebrity bullshit, and should on the very least try something more inconspicuous, like a small local business. Alas again, they are doing it full time and the fat fucker is doubling down in his ally schtick to see how many people care. Very few people do, and this should have been a warning sign. But if at first you fail, try again, yadda yadda. In the end, nobody is right in this debacle, and the kids are the real victims. Chris can roast on an open fire for all I care, and his wife gets what she deserves for being conniving with this shitshow.

 

[JayHarrison]

Somebody REALLY needs to come up with a Moviebob Bingo game. There's at least 100 winners every day.

If you work your ass off and study hard to pull youself up as a black person, you are an Uncle Tom, forever under the yoke of all white people. Your achievement is illusionary because every white rando will talk over you:
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If you watch the video, you'll see how loud the room of white people clapped and cheered when the black man told them he has two medical degrees. White people want black people to improve and make genuine contribution to the world, and we will support them if they set their minds to it. The black man in the video also points out that it is mostly other black people who keep them down.

Moviebob's overt racism knows neither boundaries nor depth.

More CRT:
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The answer is of course "both".

Two questions: How many good-faith debates has Moviebob ever initiated, and why is the only correct answer to that first question "zero"?

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If Moviebob actually was trying to win people over, he wouldn't act like a perpetual prick.

Bobby wants the Dems to "beat" and "ruin the life" of Ron DeSantis
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"Any enemy of my enemy is my friend." Thus, if Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is on Moviebob's enemies list, I should consider starting an acquaintanceship with DeSantis.

"Stomp" must have been Bobby's favorite verb, ever since he discovered Mario:
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Moviebob may not fit the stereotypican description of "white trash", but he IS white... and he DEFINITELY is trash...

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I laugh every single time Moviebob describes those who oppose abortion--or, at the very least are pro-life/pro-birth--as superstitious. Bob's entire worldview is based on nothing but self-important superstition based on sci-fi TV shows with technologies we might never see in our lifetimes, if they're ever achievable at all long after we're all dead. (In my case, I'm not worthy of benefitting from any futuristic technologies because I'm a slacker who's literally contributed zero toward any scientific feats. In Bob's case, he's not worthy of benefitting from them because he's a smug, vile, self-entitled, diseased phlegmwad who has also literally contributed zero toward the same scientific feats.)

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I dunno about that. There's nothing Nestlé could ever do to make me hate them anywhere near as much as I hate Moviebob.

 

[Koby_Fish]

If you work your ass off and study hard to pull youself up as a black person, you are an Uncle Tom, forever under the yoke of all white people. Your achievement is illusionary because every white rando will talk over you:
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If you watch the video, you'll see how loud the room of white people clapped and cheered when the black man told them he has two medical degrees. White people want black people to improve and make genuine contribution to the world, and we will support them if they set their minds to it. The black man in the video also points out that it is mostly other black people who keep them down.

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Exactly. How can Bobby even know the lived experience of a black medical professional?

More CRT:
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The answer is of course "both".

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Bobby wants the Dems to "beat" and "ruin the life" of Ron DeSantis
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"Stomp" must have been Bobby's favorite verb, ever since he discovered Mario:
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James Gunn. It is pointless to speculate the "continuity" between MCU products, because the creators simply don't care.
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Gay MCU bullshit (Mackie on "pure and beautiful homosexuality"):
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Of course such pure and beautiful things attracts Archangel Luke:
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Surprisingly Bobby's Movie of the Year is neither Black Widow nor Eternals.
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(IMDB entry of Pig)

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The Youtube link is "My Hero".

This bullshit right here Movieblob is saying about the black parent in the school board meeting basically amounts to, "Hey, random black man with two medical degrees. You don't have a teaching degree, and you wouldn't want a teacher to come tell you how to do YOUR job, so don't tell a teacher how to do THEIR job, mkay friendo?" while completely fucking ignoring the entire fucking point the random black man with two medical degrees is making, is the most moviebob take ever.

You don't need a fucking teaching degree to prove a theory, that just happens to be taught by teachers, wrong. A fucking STEM degree will do just fine, but you don't even really need that, just common sense, which Bob is fresh out of because he wants to stomp Mayonnaise Trash Murrica into paste in minecraft.

 

[UserAccess]

If you work your ass off and study hard to pull youself up as a black person, you are an Uncle Tom, forever under the yoke of all white people. Your achievement is illusionary because every white rando will talk over you:
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If you watch the video, you'll see how loud the room of white people clapped and cheered when the black man told them he has two medical degrees. White people want black people to improve and make genuine contribution to the world, and we will support them if they set their minds to it. The black man in the video also points out that it is mostly other black people who keep them down.

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Exactly. How can Bobby even know the lived experience of a black medical professional?

More CRT:
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The answer is of course "both".

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Bobby wants the Dems to "beat" and "ruin the life" of Ron DeSantis
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"Stomp" must have been Bobby's favorite verb, ever since he discovered Mario:
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James Gunn. It is pointless to speculate the "continuity" between MCU products, because the creators simply don't care.
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Gay MCU bullshit (Mackie on "pure and beautiful homosexuality"):
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Of course such pure and beautiful things attracts Archangel Luke:
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Surprisingly Bobby's Movie of the Year is neither Black Widow nor Eternals.
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(IMDB entry of Pig)

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The Youtube link is "My Hero".

Bob... it's a school board meeting. He didn't kick the door in and start telling everyone how to do their jobs. They gave him five minutes to give his opinion. This may seem insane to a wannabe dictatorial halfwit, but these meetings happen so communities have a stake in their childrens' education.

Please keep talking over black people sharing their experience working with the black community, dude. It's your only comedy I've ever laughed at.

 

[Positron]

This bullshit right here Movieblob is saying about the black parent in the school board meeting basically amounts to, "Hey, random black man with two medical degrees. You don't have a teaching degree, and you wouldn't want a teacher to come tell you how to do YOUR job, so don't tell a teacher how to do THEIR job, mkay friendo?" while completely fucking ignoring the entire fucking point the random black man with two medical degrees is making, is the most moviebob take ever.

So Bobby, who doesn't have a teaching degree, should be perfectly okay if teachers teach kids Creationism?

Billionaires. You can see how mad Bobby is on his subject because he is extra deranged:

 

[Chad Holdenford]

I love how his usual sycophants appear and try to rationalize this kind of situation.

I read the tweet of the Beaker fellow there and I read "This black guy only got his degrees thanks to Progress! And the side of Progress is my side too, therefore I helped this black guy beat oppression. He's still oppressed because reasons, but still, PROGRESS! This Uncle Tom better be grateful for Progress and therefore should be grateful to me for his hitherto success."

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I love how his usual sycophants appear and try to rationalize this kind of situation.

I read the tweet of the Beaker fellow there and I read "This black guy only got his degrees thanks to Progress! And the side of Progress is my side too, therefore I helped this black guy beat oppression. He's still oppressed because reasons, but still, PROGRESS! This Uncle Tom better be grateful for Progress and therefore should be grateful to me for his hitherto success."

It's slacktivism. They don't want to do anything. They don't want to march down the street. They don't want to defy the law, or go to prison, or face Bull Connor and his dogs. They want to ride the coattails of better human beings and claim their accomplishments for themselves.

 

[Juan's Sombrero]

It's slacktivism. They don't want to do anything. They don't want to march down the street. They don't want to defy the law, or go to prison, or face Bull Connor and his dogs. They want to ride the coattails of better human beings and claim their accomplishments for themselves.

They don't want to march down the street. They don't want to defy the law, or go to prison, or face Bull Connor and his dogs.

Isn't that what Antifa and BLM have been doing?

 

[Quixotic Man]

How can a man that absolutely hated his high school experience and views himself as an overlooked genius possibly suddenly start simping for teachers?

 

[Franz Joseph]

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This is risus sardonicus, a sign virtually pathognomonic of tetanus.
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Eternal consoomers:
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If his wife had any modicum of standards and self-respect, she'd be going for the divorce papers. Alas, not only she hasn't shown any intention to split from this useless sack of pork tallow, she most likely supports him in those stupid ventures.

Remember, they have two kids together, one of whom has special needs, and they also approved of unnecessary home renovations that, as you all know, got him in hot water with the goddamn IRS, and they absolutely don't fuck around with tax evaders and late payers.

All of this means they shouldn't be trying their hand at this whole celebrity bullshit, and should on the very least try something more inconspicuous, like a small local business. Alas again, they are doing it full time and the fat fucker is doubling down in his ally schtick to see how many people care. Very few people do, and this should have been a warning sign. But if at first you fail, try again, yadda yadda. In the end, nobody is right in this debacle, and the kids are the real victims. Chris can roast on an open fire for all I care, and his wife gets what she deserves for being conniving with this

If his wife had any modicum of standards and self-respect, she'd be going for the divorce papers. Alas, not only she hasn't shown any intention to split from this useless sack of pork tallow, she most likely supports him in those stupid ventures.

Remember, they have two kids together, one of whom has special needs, and they also approved of unnecessary home renovations that, as you all know, got him in hot water with the goddamn IRS, and they absolutely don't fuck around with tax evaders and late payers.

All of this means they shouldn't be trying their hand at this whole celebrity bullshit, and should on the very least try something more inconspicuous, like a small local business. Alas again, they are doing it full time and the fat fucker is doubling down in his ally schtick to see how many people care. Very few people do, and this should have been a warning sign. But if at first you fail, try again, yadda yadda. In the end, nobody is right in this debacle, and the kids are the real victims. Chris can roast on an open fire for all I care, and his wife gets what she deserves for being conniving with

If his wife had any modicum of standards and self-respect, she'd be going for the divorce papers. Alas, not only she hasn't shown any intention to split from this useless sack of pork tallow, she most likely supports him in those stupid ventures.

Remember, they have two kids together, one of whom has special needs, and they also approved of unnecessary home renovations that, as you all know, got him in hot water with the goddamn IRS, and they absolutely don't fuck around with tax evaders and late payers.

All of this means they shouldn't be trying their hand at this whole celebrity bullshit, and should on the very least try something more inconspicuous, like a small local business. Alas again, they are doing it full time and the fat fucker is doubling down in his ally schtick to see how many people care. Very few people do, and this should have been a warning sign. But if at first you fail, try again, yadda yadda. In the end, nobody is right in this debacle, and the kids are the real victims. Chris can roast on an open fire for all I care, and his wife gets what she deserves for being conniving with this shitshow.

So settling down and breeding with a guy who's a degenerate and looks like a registered sex offender ends up turning out to be a disaster? Didn't see that one coming.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

They don't want to march down the street. They don't want to defy the law, or go to prison, or face Bull Connor and his dogs.

Isn't that what Antifa and BLM have been doing?

If I knew I'd have the backing of literally everything, with celebrities and companies bailing my ass out of prison and media condoning and sometimes even supporting every single one of my actions, I'd go out and protest too.

How can a man that absolutely hated his high school experience and views himself as an overlooked genius possibly suddenly start simping for teachers?

The humanoid piece of chewed gum just has to know about everything and have the final word on things. Especially when it comes to pointless internet bickering against people who break the safe mold of his ideal thinking.

 

[Positron]

How can a man that absolutely hated his high school experience and views himself as an overlooked genius possibly suddenly start simping for teachers?

Of course he isn't simping for teachers. He is simping for CRT.

Fat as they are, the brothers don't know which side their bread is buttered. They'll simp for the niggers and troons who will chew their white male heterosexual ass alive.

If Moviebob actually was trying to win people over, he wouldn't act like a perpetual prick.

But he doesn't want to win people over. People are either Thinkers or Believers. Thinkers don't need to be won over and Believers don't need to be kept alive.

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Marilyn Monroe was gay (or at least in the "ace spectrum", whatever that means)




Bobby clarifies. LGBT was at the forefront of the sexual revolution in the 1950s.



(More examples on Bobby's thread.)



About the race of some character called Wesker:


Kitkat:

 

[blablabla]

bob teacher legit tought he was retarded. the fact that he is defending them is chapter 234236 seven of bob doesnt really have any political or critical thinking besides im correct, death to the CHUDS, capeshit, porn and eating and living like a pig

marilyn monroe wasnt queer, she was the product of an awful childhood you stupid morons. yeah she was so lesbian that everysingle relationship she had was with an older man

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

This bullshit right here Movieblob is saying about the black parent in the school board meeting basically amounts to, "Hey, random black man with two medical degrees. You don't have a teaching degree, and you wouldn't want a teacher to come tell you how to do YOUR job, so don't tell a teacher how to do THEIR job, mkay friendo?" while completely fucking ignoring the entire fucking point the random black man with two medical degrees is making, is the most moviebob take ever.

Not just MoobieBob though, I saw a lot of people effectively calling this guy with two degrees uneducated because their idea of education seems to be CRT indoctrination.

About the race of someone called Wesker:

The Resident Evil dude, I guess? The one who grew a tentacle arm while Chris was punching a boulder.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

The irony of Bob talking about evil useless corporates that poison the earth while sucking off retards making marvel movies is not lost on me.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Of course he isn't simping for teachers. He is simping for CRT.

Fat as they are, the brothers don't know which side their bread is buttered. They'll simp for the niggers and troons who will chew their white male heterosexual ass alive.


But he doesn't want to win people over. People are either Thinkers or Believers. Thinkers don't need to be won over and Believers don't need to be kept alive.

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Didnt she have affairs with Sam Giancana (head of the Chicago mafia) and JFK?