Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I have a pet theory that being obsessed with lesbian porn (if you're a straight man) is a sign of either autism or arrested development. Autists have trouble distinguishing fantasy from reality. They also have trouble putting themselves in the shoes of others. So, when they see somebody else's penis in their porn they freak out. But that's just a theory.

I'm not even faulting him for for his kinks. I'm faulting him for feeling the need to tell everybody else about them all the time.

Some things are best left unsaid.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

I'm not even faulting him for for his kinks. I'm faulting him for feeling the need to tell everybody else about them all the time.

Some things are best left unsaid.

like your man's 100% relevant and necessary contribution to a thread about Pokémon:

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[The Valeyard]

like your man's 100% relevant and necessary contribution to a thread about Pokémon:

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Is Bob the Snorlax or is he saying that his totally not made up lesbian ex-girlfriend was fat?

 

[Koby_Fish]

like your man's 100% relevant and necessary contribution to a thread about Pokémon:

Spoiler

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I'm pretty sure the "gender-reversed term for beard" is still fucking beard.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Interesting review of Space Jam 2.

https://www.polygon.com/movies/22577229/space-jam-a-new-legacy-review

"Space Jam: A New Legacy — which premieres in theaters and on HBO Max on July 16 — is so overwhelmingly suffused with corporate propaganda that it seems like the filmmakers are seeking exactly that sort of praise: not satisfying cinema, not a worthwhile story, not a fun time at the movies, but “a great product.”

BOB'S GONNA LOVE IT!

 

[blablabla]

Is Bob the Snorlax or is he saying that his totally not made up lesbian ex-girlfriend was fat?

the yellow bastard seeing normal people act and wishing it was him

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Interesting review of Space Jam 2.

https://www.polygon.com/movies/22577229/space-jam-a-new-legacy-review

"Space Jam: A New Legacy — which premieres in theaters and on HBO Max on July 16 — is so overwhelmingly suffused with corporate propaganda that it seems like the filmmakers are seeking exactly that sort of praise: not satisfying cinema, not a worthwhile story, not a fun time at the movies, but “a great product.”

BOB'S GONNA LOVE IT!

Well, not necessarily.

This is Warner Bros.

If it was Disney propaganda, there would be no doubt.

 

[Adamska]

harley quinn was ruined by incel retards like you boebert you fucking moron. her character ark from batman tas was he ditching the joker and maybe reforming herself and hell someday joining the bat family. instead mongoloids like you turned into dyke deadpool

No, her character was ruined the moment they decided to ignore her mental issues or play them up as quirky.

Remember, she's so codependent and obssessive on her romantic fixations she remodeled her own personality and morality in the hopes of being a moll for a guy she barely knew. That's seriously fucked up, and modern depictions hate mentioning that, the abuse rationalization, and attrocities she's done.

It's as retarded as trying to push Poison Ivy, she who literally wants to kill all humans on her worst days, as a heroine.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

No, her character was ruined the moment they decided to ignore her mental issues or play them up as quirky.

Remember, she's so codependent and obssessive on her romantic fixations she remodeled her own personality and morality in the hopes of being a moll for a guy she barely knew. That's seriously fucked up, and modern depictions hate mentioning that, the abuse rationalization, and attrocities she's done.

It's as retarded as trying to push Poison Ivy, she who literally wants to kill all humans on her worst days, as a heroine.

Huh. At least they're somewhat self aware.

 

[CervixHammer]

aren't both people in a bearding situation usually gay and covering for each other?
alternately, since it was "I believe she was using me as a beard" rather than "I was knowingly a beard for a lesbo": maybe it's just that moviebob is sexually repulsive and the stockbroker was polite enough to not say so.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Is Bob the Snorlax or is he saying that his totally not made up lesbian ex-girlfriend was fat?

This. This is what I mean. He keeps trying to be (I think) "self-deprecating", but his self-love and libido get in the way.

So it's less a series of fat jokes, and more like teasers for his BHM content on OnlyFans.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

aren't both people in a bearding situation usually gay and covering for each other?
alternately, since it was "I believe she was using me as a beard" rather than "I was knowingly a beard for a lesbo": maybe it's just that moviebob is sexually repulsive and the stockbroker was polite enough to not say so.

Eh, it depends- all that's really required of a beard is that they be of the opposite sex, know you're gay, and be willing to play the part. Since gays and lesbians famously don't get along, it's usually (at least on the gay side) a straight female friend who will play along in exchange for a free dinner or whatever.

Ofc, given how crazy "diversity" is getting, I can see gay beards becoming a thing in the near future.

 

[blablabla]

aren't both people in a bearding situation usually gay and covering for each other?
alternately, since it was "I believe she was using me as a beard" rather than "I was knowingly a beard for a lesbo": maybe it's just that moviebob is sexually repulsive and the stockbroker was polite enough to not say so.

blobbo is an incel mongoloid with a defective mind. that didnt happen.-

 

[cypocryphy]

Didn't he later throw that movie under the bus because the director was a sex pest or something?

I recall one of his twitter overlords bringing that up and Bob quickly fell in line.

 

[BScCollateral]

Some things are best left unsaid.

I don't think people can control what gives them an erection. But yeah, think it over before you share it.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Eh, it depends- all that's really required of a beard is that they be of the opposite sex, know you're gay, and be willing to play the part. Since gays and lesbians famously don't get along, it's usually (at least on the gay side) a straight female friend who will play along in exchange for a free dinner or whatever.

Ofc, given how crazy "diversity" is getting, I can see gay beards becoming a thing in the near future.

Bob's whole claim raises so many questions. I mean, assuming he's being absolutely honest hand-to-spaghettimonster truthful. (At this point I'm surprised Bob, as fedora-tippy as he is, isn't a self-proclaimed 'Pastafarian').

Where would Bob even meet a stockbroker? Some rundown bar/pub/Dave and Buster's knockoff in Revere or Lynn? What stockbrocker worth her pure lesbun soul heart would troll the bars of a backwater Boston suburb to hook up with a possible beard?! And assuming this bar was in Boston proper (LOL), what was Bob doing there? Trolling for booty? Trying to date outside his class? Was this before, or AFTER he moved out of his parents' house in 2014? Could you imagine the pickup line if this was before he moved out?

"Hi, I'm Bahb, I review movies, maybe you've heard of me. I'm famous on Screwattack/The Escapist/Youtube. I hosted my own cable access movie show for a while. I live in my parent's basement. And you?"

And what would he have said that attracted m'lesbi's attention?
"Damn, aren't you sick of all the jocks and dudebros hittin' on ya? I bet there's not a feminist among them. It's wasteland ghouls like that which prevent mahvel from having openly gay characters, amirite?"

And even after all that, Bob was fat and the fabled stock broker would not have sex with him.

 

[Mr Snek]

blobbo is an incel mongoloid with a defective mind. that didnt happen.-

Normally I'd agree, but the lesbian beard story always stood out to me because it's way too imaginative for me to believe Bob thought it up himself. I've always suspected he either stole it from the plot of a movie, or he was an acquaintance of a lesbian and assumed that meant he was her beard.

 

[Carlos Thin]

Bob's whole claim raises so many questions. I mean, assuming he's being absolutely honest hand-to-spaghettimonster truthful. (At this point I'm surprised Bob, as fedora-tippy as he is, isn't a self-proclaimed 'Pastafarian').

Where would Bob even meet a stockbroker? Some rundown bar/pub/Dave and Buster's knockoff in Revere or Lynn? What stockbrocker worth her pure lesbun soul heart would troll the bars of a backwater Boston suburb to hook up with a possible beard?! And assuming this bar was in Boston proper (LOL), what was Bob doing there? Trolling for booty? Trying to date outside his class? Was this before, or AFTER he moved out of his parents' house in 2014? Could you imagine the pickup line if this was before he moved out?

"Hi, I'm Bahb, I review movies, maybe you've heard of me. I'm famous on Screwattack/The Escapist/Youtube. I hosted my own cable access movie show for a while. I live in my parent's basement. And you?"

And what would he have said that attracted m'lesbi's attention?
"Damn, aren't you sick of all the jocks and dudebros hittin' on ya? I bet there's not a feminist among them. It's wasteland ghouls like that which prevent mahvel from having openly gay characters, amirite?"

And even after all that, Bob was fat and the fabled stock broker would not have sex with him.

Maybe this lesbian stock-broker traded bitcoins, and strung Bobbo along before finally confessing or lied about being a lesbian to get rid of him. It would explain his hatred for cryptocurrency

 

[Berrakh]

No, her character was ruined the moment they decided to ignore her mental issues or play them up as quirky.

Remember, she's so codependent and obssessive on her romantic fixations she remodeled her own personality and morality in the hopes of being a moll for a guy she barely knew. That's seriously fucked up, and modern depictions hate mentioning that, the abuse rationalization, and attrocities she's done.

It's as retarded as trying to push Poison Ivy, she who literally wants to kill all humans on her worst days, as a heroine.

In both narratives they realized the bitch was popular with horny manchildren who value inane loyalty above all in their fictional women.

 

[Positron]

Even these Fireside morons are aware that few people loves Fap Widow:




The tranny-run Salem Horror Fest is sanctimonious as fuck. Recall last year (2020):