Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Don't worry about Bob's legs. Due to sucking off Hollywood and Marvel for so long, the elites over there will cry out in horror and commission him some robot legs.
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Marvel erased Peter and Mary Jane’s marriage again a couple of years later in One More Day when Peter makes a deal with Mephisto after Aunt May is shot following the events of Civil War.
I'm old enough to remember when Bob Harras demanded that MJ miscarry so Peter could be brought out of retirement (Clone Saga).

Stuff like that cured me of comics. Some people learn to tune it out, but I can't. Absolutely nothing matters.
 
Plus. losing his legs would only make him more insufferable. He thinks he was "robbed" of his superior magical future robot body now, wait until he starts complaining that were it not for mayoghouls (somehow) holding back medical science, his legs could have been SAVED! Or at least replaced with mechanical chicken-walkers.
If he were to receive robotic legs it's only fitting that they'd be based on the design of ED-209 from his favourite movie RoboCop.

 
You know, it's funny how Bob acts like an authority on superhero comics, because he doesn't even give a fuck about the medium of comics.

He doesn't care that the American comics industry continues to flounder. He doesn't care about the current state of Marvel comics, because in his mind the MCU has supplanted them. All they're good for to Bob anymore is to test out ideas for future MCU movies.

Ya Boi Zach talks about this all the time. About how he reads so many comics now that seem like they're just a kind of visual pitch reel for a Netflix show or something.

Even many of the people writing comics don't give a fuck about comics. They want that Netflix deal.
 
You know, it's funny how Bob acts like an authority on superhero comics, because he doesn't even give a fuck about the medium of comics.

He doesn't care that the American comics industry continues to flounder. He doesn't care about the current state of Marvel comics, because in his mind the MCU has supplanted them. All they're good for to Bob anymore is to test out ideas for future MCU movies.

Ya Boi Zach talks about this all the time. About how he reads so many comics now that seem like they're just a kind of visual pitch reel for a Netflix show or something.

Even many of the people writing comics don't give a fuck about comics. They want that Netflix deal.
I mean despite his pretending to be some old wise authority who knows the ins and outs, he is pretty vocal about being an adaptation-only guy. People forget stuff like him saying actual comics are for "gator incels who hate women so much they don't even get off on girl on girl anymore". Most of his ideas are as misinformed as any other topic he goes on about and to this day, he seems unaware that Marvel Studios and Marvel Entertainment broke up in 2015. Less of a thing now since Fiege has a high position in both companies but never seen him acknowledge there being two separate companies called "Marvel"

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I mean despite his pretending to be some old wise authority who knows the ins and outs, he is pretty vocal about being an adaptation-only guy. People forget stuff like him saying actual comics are for "gator incels who hate women so much they don't even get off on girl on girl anymore". Most of his ideas are as misinformed as any other topic he goes on about and to this day, he seems unaware that Marvel Studios and Marvel Entertainment broke up in 2015. Less of a thing now since Fiege has a high position in both companies but never seen him acknowledge there being two separate companies called "Marvel"

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And in that dumb book Bob wrote he talked about how he felt that Mario was finally "arriving" because it was getting a movie adaption.

"Great things get movies." If a property doesn't get a movie, it's not great or important.
 
And in that dumb book Bob wrote he talked about how he felt that Mario was finally "arriving" because it was getting a movie adaption. "Great things get movies."
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Bob is quickly becoming the Tom Friedman of incels.

He's always the first person to ever learn about something (which he announces like it's the Tablets coming out of Mt. Sinai) and he's some kind of a genius for explaining it to you like you're a child.
 
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And in that dumb book Bob wrote he talked about how he felt that Mario was finally "arriving" because it was getting a movie adaption.

"Great things get movies." If a property doesn't get a movie, it's not great or important.
It probably is an extension of what he talked about in Brick by Brick where he wanted a Mario movie to do well so he can bring up being into it beforehand and "guide" people because he thinks it'd make him popular too. It's a really goofy and unrealistic scenario.

Capeshit movies are good material for him to do that since you're rarely going to find somebody who's read every Spider-Man off the street and casual audiences love scaring themselves away from checking things out because "They reboot every panel" or some equally misleading claim. Any of these stories are just a few clicks away. Granted, I think even people who've never picked up a comic in their life are noticing the MCU was actually in the same camp as "live action anime" if you have any knowledge so it would be funny if things flip. A lot of discourse around Black Widow for example is about their Taskmaster or them doing bizarre things like changing her ex-husband into her father.
 
It probably is an extension of what he talked about in Brick by Brick where he wanted a Mario movie to do well so he can bring up being into it beforehand and "guide" people because he thinks it'd make him popular too. It's a really goofy and unrealistic scenario.

Capeshit movies are good material for him to do that since you're rarely going to find somebody who's read every Spider-Man off the street and casual audiences love scaring themselves away from checking things out because "They reboot every panel" or some equally misleading claim. Any of these stories are just a few clicks away. Granted, I think even people who've never picked up a comic in their life are noticing the MCU was actually in the same camp as "live action anime" if you have any knowledge so it would be funny if things flip.
Yeah, it's the "Great Things get Movies" delusional belief he has combined with Bob's habit he picked up as a teenager by cheating his knowledge on pop culture by watching his brother and sister play games he couldn't be bothered with but wants to shoot his retarded crayon eating mouth that makes him so obsessive about the MCU.

He's able to google random capeshit comics to pretend he knows more than the fact he watched some TV shows and the rare comic to try and become popular.

The problem is your average normie doesn't give a shit, and in fact if you pick random obscure comics they're more likely to consider comics fucking retarded. Like the retard trying to pretend he's smart by babbling about something he clearly doesn't know.
 
I'm actually really worried about Bob's legs. They're discolored and swollen, which I think might be as a result of the diabetes. If he's managing his condition so poorly that it's making his legs necrotic and fucked up, I'm concerned he may end up losing them.
You're a better person than I am.
I guess that Therealhomor is also a better person than me. I do my damnedest not to wish ill on people I don't like; I'd happily ignore them altogether. However, in Moviebob's case, if anything bad happens to him, it's straight-up karmic justice. Bob's oft said that bad people deserve to be on the receiving end of undesirable experiences; given how straight up AWFUL a "person" he is, if Bob's on the receiving end of an eperience he hates, my reaction to Bob's misfortune would be the "bingo" smile Tim Curry displayed in Home Alone 2...
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Eh, think nothing of it. Bob might be a nasty, vindictive bridge troll, but I don't think there's anything he's done that's bad enough to warrant fucking amputation.

Plus. losing his legs would only make him more insufferable. He thinks he was "robbed" of his superior magical future robot body now, wait until he starts complaining that were it not for mayoghouls (somehow) holding back medical science, his legs could have been SAVED! Or at least replaced with mechanical chicken-walkers.
Better idea: Simply surgically attach actual chicken legs--pre-cooked--to Bob's natural thighs. It would be ab-so-freakin'-lutely hilarious to see Bob attempt to waddle around on what are effectively toothpicks compared to his overall body size.
 
Better idea: Simply surgically attach actual chicken legs--pre-cooked--to Bob's natural thighs. It would be ab-so-freakin'-lutely hilarious to see Bob attempt to waddle around on what are effectively toothpicks compared to his overall body size.
He's already standing on something similar to that, small, skinny legs with almost no noticeable muscle. Oh and also, they're rotting.
 
Yeah, it's the "Great Things get Movies" delusional belief
Which ironically is quite the boomer take. If it is so good how come there's no movie about it? You can adapt a book to a screenplay but a videogame? It's fundamentally missing the point of an interactive medium making it shorter and not interactive.

Whatever, Bob is a smoothbrain. I preffer it when he does stream of consciousness takes instead of re-reading and editing a coherent point. Not because he can't but because it will be so bloody pedestrian.
 
In my country, we had what you could arguably call a civil war for 30 years and which involved violence that was far beyond anything that happened on 6 January. Know what the government did to solve it? They held a conference and worked out an agreement that all sides were willing to accept. They didn't hang Gerry Adams and ethnically cleanse Nationalist areas.
America is one of the only countries where you can argue that workers should be paid a decent wage and people will line up and call you a bigot for doing it.

The only difference between this and 1940's union busting is that in the 1940's they called you a communist.
 
Just to give you an idea as to how slippery Moviebob's tumultuous relationship with reality--not to mention Bob's dumber-than-a-goldfish remembrance of history beyond fifteen minutes--let us look at how Moviebob reacted when Herr Hillary was defeated:



Let's also look back recently at his opinions aligning with Black Lives [Don't Really] Matter:



Let's not outspoken fascist Moviebob faws over the so-called anti-fascist movement known as Antifa, which which has frequently used violence to achieve its ends:



Put simply, Moviebob could just be honest and say, "Political violence is OK when people and organizations I verbally support do it."




And that, dear friends, is your Moviebob Sexist Comment of the Day.




Moviebob talking about "Thinkers versus Believers" again? Here's a fitting response:

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Regarding Moviebob and the PinoyDems representative's takes here: The needle on my Bullshit-O-Meter spiked so quickly, it spun around the dial twice before flying off. Anyone who believes "raising a family on a single income" is synonymous with "women should not work" is a fucking loon. How so?
  1. Military families with the father's long-distance deployment.
  2. Arrangements in which the mother works and the father stays at home to tend to the children.
  3. Fatherless families as a result of divorce or the father's death.
  4. A woman moving in with her parents in order to financially support them.
I'm sure other circumstances exist.




My guess is that Bob's knowledge on human psychology extends no further than a glancing over a Wikipedia page. What I'd like to know is, how does Moviebob know Art History? Does Mr. History live down the street from him?




Moviebob isn't that dumb. He's much, much dumber than just merely "that dumb".




"Unnecessary people"! I think just filled out my Moviebob Bingo card...




Speaking of, I think I saw Moviebob's doppelgänger in one of the CD-I Zelda games (of which I hold no opinion; I've never played any of them)...
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Movieblob probably took Art History in that bargain basement (lul) discount state college whilst getting his film degree. It was probably an elective that someone told him, "Yeah if you wanna movies you probably want this course".
 
That’s one of the reasons I’ve started to hate a lot of nerd shit, because a lot of fans are terrible people.

It’s all about power with these people.

I’ve seen people like Bob wish for the same things he dreams of; superpowers, immortality, etc. They want to be like the characters in their stories but not because they want to help people or contribute to the world. They just want glory.

They want fame, money and sex like everyone else.

But what I don’t get is why are they so obsessed with power and glory? I know these people are egomaniacs or insecure but damn, they’re fucking insane.

Can someone explain it to me? Why these losers constantly obsess over power and fame?
I'll take a stab at this one.

-Let's take a look at modern life in the United States. Generally speaking, it's nice. It's beyond nice, actually. The price of consumer goods is remarkably low. Despite the way it's presented by the media, actual racism barely exists - and most people that have traveled to other countries will agree. You have the choice to be healthy if you like, or you can gorge yourself on the limitless amount of inexpensive food available everywhere. Many places, it's available 24 hours a day.

-Nobody will throw you off the roof of a tall building for being gay. Or trans. Or furry. Or whatever. Realistically, nobody cares what you are. If you can drive in 100 RBI's for the Sox, suck as much dick as you want. People only care about what you do.

-This country will pay for your college education if you need it. You might have to pay some of that back. You might not. It depends on what you want.

-Entertainment is everywhere. Netflix works on any device you can think of. For all intents and purposes, it's practically free.

-There's never been a time in history when people have had more avenues to express themselves. Previously marginalized voices can speak directly to government, corporations, or the world at large on Twitter, Facebook, or Youtube. Your music can reach audiences through these same avenues. Amazon will let you publish your ideas without having to deal with gatekeepers. Again, all of this for free.

-Cars aren't expensive. With the most basic maintenance, they'll last for decades. If you'd like to pay more, you're welcome to. You don't have to.

-You can get an awesome dog or cat from the shelter. For every ounce of love you give them, you'll get back ten. Costs you 50 to 100 bucks to adopt and the reward is endless.

-This country's air and water are remarkably clean. Parks are paid for. The United States is enormous. You can live five lifetimes and never see it all. Not even close.

-I'm not even going to touch on the miracles of indoor plumbing and air conditioning.

You have to willingly ignore a hell of a lot to get to Bob's miserable opinion of modern life in America. You have to drown out the awesome to find picayune shit to magnify inappropriately to make this place seem like misery is on every corner. And he does. Every twenty minutes or so. There's a reason he's 40 but looks like he's pushing 75.

Why? Well, the narcissistic fuck thinks he's worth more than all the cool shit I just mentioned that's available to everybody. If he can't have all that plus fat stacks and all the hot women he can handle by virtue of just being his superior self, the system must have failed. The system refuses to recognize, or is afraid of, their intellectual betters. Always with the institutional this and broken promises of starships, immortality, superpowers and whatever. Anything that would place distance between himself and the common rabble.

A successful, happy, fulfilled life is right there. It's available for everyone. But if it's available for everyone, that's not good enough for Bob. So he beats the drum daily of how much it sucks and people just as miserable lap it up. You see these people at a party, just leave. Burn the house down on your way out.
 
You know, it's funny how Bob acts like an authority on superhero comics, because he doesn't even give a fuck about the medium of comics.

He doesn't care that the American comics industry continues to flounder. He doesn't care about the current state of Marvel comics, because in his mind the MCU has supplanted them. All they're good for to Bob anymore is to test out ideas for future MCU movies.

Ya Boi Zach talks about this all the time. About how he reads so many comics now that seem like they're just a kind of visual pitch reel for a Netflix show or something.

Even many of the people writing comics don't give a fuck about comics. They want that Netflix deal.
It's not mere coincidence that manga is thrashing American comics unmercifully in the charts. Eric D. July and Chuck Dixon have both made this observation: manga artists and writers have a passion for their work that Westerners don't have these days.
 
It's not mere coincidence that manga is thrashing American comics unmercifully in the charts. Eric D. July and Chuck Dixon have both made this observation: manga artists and writers have a passion for their work that Westerners don't have these days.
That's why American comics are so political. They're trying to supplement the passion they don't have for the medium by inserting shit they actually care about.
 
It's not mere coincidence that manga is thrashing American comics unmercifully in the charts. Eric D. July and Chuck Dixon have both made this observation: manga artists and writers have a passion for their work that Westerners don't have these days.
manga also doesn't seem like it's made in a factory.....and that came out stupidly wrong. Let me rephase: the mangaka seems to know his art, structure, story to tell etc (AOT nonwhithstanding). DBZ ended; Bleach Ended; Naruto Ended (in a way); One Piece will end (shame about Berserk tho). It may take decades but there is an end.

Superman will NEVER end. It will be a corpse dragged forever. Also, the consumer instinctively knows when there is a person behind the work. Even the moeshit has a human behind it all. Nowadays comics, cartoons, movies feel like they have been made in a conveyor belt (which Bob loves, of course).

There was a copypasta from /co/ about Bauhauss art infecting all stages of the creative process so the soul of the piece is completely sucked out. Only people lacking a soul enjoy soulless art.
 
It's not mere coincidence that manga is thrashing American comics unmercifully in the charts. Eric D. July and Chuck Dixon have both made this observation: manga artists and writers have a passion for their work that Westerners don't have these days.
As much as that gets said and all the doom posting that goes around, I've become fairly confident there could be a "Phoenix rising from the ashes" moment for western comics after the MCU fades into the background if they're able to overcome the negative stigma that'll follow. It's the siren song that calls for writers like that in the first place.

To tie this back into Bob, his belief that the MCU is a complete supplant of the actual Marvel universe is very mid 2010s thinking which is when the comics were committing a lot of errors the adaptations are now. Even people who'd otherwise disagree with him like making the same mistake of thinking it's still 2014-2016. For a guy who's shit at analysis, he's really good at emulating logical errors that plague people involved with whatever he's talking about.
 
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