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Also, at least he did show some compassion and empathy towards others like the Grunts.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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I always thought this was a stupid quote and assume it was in response to someone criticizing her. Her version of "haters mad cuz they jealous"
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@Positron, I think copying and pasting your screenshots works.
(edit - it does, sort of. Click on the icon of a picture with an X through it and the tweet should come up on your screen.)
I just love how America outright tries to subvert Muslim countries' culture and Moviebob shrugs and says "well, something something Thinkers".
Also lol at "Conservatives have ALWAYS basically all been on the same [team]". Was Bob in a coma while the Iraq war was going on and the religious right was screaming "NUKE MECCA!"?
Let's pretend a civil war happens after the 2024 election goes south and let's also pretend that it's a simple war between a right-wing government and everyone else. The right-wing government has the majority of the farmland, far less internal strife, the nukes and the majority of the Army. The left-wing coalition is made up of various factions who don't like each other (I don't think Moviebob and an Antifag will agree on a lot, for instance), aren't well armed, and are - apart from a few areas in the Northeast and California - mainly penned up in cities. And yet Bob still thinks his side would win.
Yeah, there's no way that invading the South will stir up historical tensions or anything like that. It's not like the American army just got its arse kicked by a militia, after all.
How, exactly, does Bob want to bring about a post-scarcity civilisation on a world with scarce resources?
(edit - it does, sort of. Click on the icon of a picture with an X through it and the tweet should come up on your screen.)
I just love how America outright tries to subvert Muslim countries' culture and Moviebob shrugs and says "well, something something Thinkers".
Also lol at "Conservatives have ALWAYS basically all been on the same [team]". Was Bob in a coma while the Iraq war was going on and the religious right was screaming "NUKE MECCA!"?
Let's pretend a civil war happens after the 2024 election goes south and let's also pretend that it's a simple war between a right-wing government and everyone else. The right-wing government has the majority of the farmland, far less internal strife, the nukes and the majority of the Army. The left-wing coalition is made up of various factions who don't like each other (I don't think Moviebob and an Antifag will agree on a lot, for instance), aren't well armed, and are - apart from a few areas in the Northeast and California - mainly penned up in cities. And yet Bob still thinks his side would win.
Yeah, there's no way that invading the South will stir up historical tensions or anything like that. It's not like the American army just got its arse kicked by a militia, after all.
How, exactly, does Bob want to bring about a post-scarcity civilisation on a world with scarce resources?
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Someone please mention to Bob that a ton of anti-vax people are black.
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Someone should also tell him that black people are the ones more likely than not pissed about Saints Row being a joke now too.
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Someone just did. Bobby did not reply, but his drones let lose that black anti-vaxers don't count because they are not MAGA Ghouls.
If Bobby were to answer he'd likely bloviate about Tuskegee and HeLa.
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"The wackier Saints Rows are the best"
I knew Bob had bad taste, but god damn.
I knew Bob had bad taste, but god damn.
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Which, may I remind everyone, Bob only knows about by reading into the background of a capeshit character that was in Falcon and the Winter Solider.
John Carmack
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How big of a fuckin moron do you have to be to put this out on social media when you're off work with a supposedly debilitating hand injury?
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He had shit taste on movies, what did you expect his game taste to be any better? Not when he's slobbering to anything from Nintendies.
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A parody of Patamon?
Apropos of nothing, but what the unholy fuck is this thing?
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This thing is called Di-Jiang (帝江), and is from Shan Hai Jing, (山海經 "Classic of Mountains and Seas"), a fantastic bestiary compiled between the Warring Period (400 BC) and the Han Dynasty (200 AD).
Apropos of nothing, but what the unholy fuck is this thing?
(Hurray I learned something from Capeshit!!!)
350 miles further west is the Celestial Mountain, a source of gold, jade, and other precious stones such as Turquoise(?) and Realgar. Clear water flows out from it to the Tang Valley southwest. A deity lives there, shaped like a pouch and red like the fire of an apothecary. It has six feet and four wings, but is otherwise faceless and featureless. It can sing and dance. It is called Di-Jiang.
Oh disregard that; it's just another consoomer product.
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oh my... I'm sorry @Positron that I can't give you the proper credit while this duct taped site hiccups.
I am a fan of the Saint's Row series to the point where Saint's Row 2 is one of my favorite games, warts and all. The reboot, and thankfully they called it a reboot, is an abomination and an affront to the series.
dat ratio
These showed up as the top comments for me.
"Feels great"
There is barely anything in this that even feels like Saints Row. It's like Fortnite got even woker and all the Saints decided "I don't conform to your gender or societal norms DAD!". Every single Saint is annoying, extremely punchable, and they all look like either what the women/tranny programmers think counter culture is or they suffer from Big Bang syndrome where out of touch execs think this is what the hip youth all look like. None of them even look remotely intimidating and give off the vibe that the only crime they've ever performed was doing their own repairs on their Apple product. Also, who's the leader? In the Saints games, besides 1 and Gat Out of Hell, you played "Boss", the leader of The Saints. I cannot tell who's supposed to be the PC in this trailer. I'm assuming it's the bull dyke at the end with the shaved sides because she's the only one that I don't think has a name. If that's true then there's a problem. It's not the look because hopefully they'll still allow character creation. It's that the boss never considered any of the Saints, besides Gat, his friend. They're Boss's workers whom Boss will chum around with but Boss is the boss and they all report to them. Boss doesn't even really get all that close to them until the end of 3 and parts of 4. But hey, it's a reboot tbf so what does any the past games mean? It's for a new generation of people who they're banking on will somehow finally be tired of GTA5 online to pay $60 for a slapdash pander fest clone just filled to the brim with YIIK style post modernism humor. We can't have dynamics where someone is ruling over someone else now! Everyone's family and we're all friends. Now lets eat more sugary cereal and watch the new Gummy Bears on Disney+!
I could be wrong about all of my rant but history states otherwise...
History also states that if the game is awful Bob will applaud it, chide everyone who doesn't like it, and never play it. If somehow the game is great Bob will be say he's mad because Volition gave in, chide everyone who likes it, and never play it.
Saints Row is woke and will sux naow Robert. You can feel the pandering in the trailer. It's going to end up like Marvel comics, the actual comics, and the latest Star Wars movies, which I know Bob is financially and emotionally obligated to applaud no matter what, and it's weak opening/failure will be blamed on those bigoted Teh Gamerz
Shout out to Embarrassment, the guy who birthed my hatred of that godforsaken winged thing from Shang-chi, who makes a cameo and screws it up. It was 4 where you could bang almost every member of the crew you wanted, save for Vice President Keith Davis, which was a joke in of itself. You also were not "lovers". All that happens is Boss propositions one of the Saints in a cut scene and they say something to the effect of "Well I'm not doing anything anyways", cut to black while sexy music plays and the cut scene's done. It has no effect on game play or the story. Lurk moar on reddit, Embarrassment.
Putting money on Bootleggirl coping and seething and dialating about Teh Gamerz not giving the proper credit to such an inclusive wonderful game. That is until Luke gets bored with that and goes back to pretending that he's Ellie from The Last of Us 2.
I am a fan of the Saint's Row series to the point where Saint's Row 2 is one of my favorite games, warts and all. The reboot, and thankfully they called it a reboot, is an abomination and an affront to the series.
These showed up as the top comments for me.
"Feels great"
There is barely anything in this that even feels like Saints Row. It's like Fortnite got even woker and all the Saints decided "I don't conform to your gender or societal norms DAD!". Every single Saint is annoying, extremely punchable, and they all look like either what the women/tranny programmers think counter culture is or they suffer from Big Bang syndrome where out of touch execs think this is what the hip youth all look like. None of them even look remotely intimidating and give off the vibe that the only crime they've ever performed was doing their own repairs on their Apple product. Also, who's the leader? In the Saints games, besides 1 and Gat Out of Hell, you played "Boss", the leader of The Saints. I cannot tell who's supposed to be the PC in this trailer. I'm assuming it's the bull dyke at the end with the shaved sides because she's the only one that I don't think has a name. If that's true then there's a problem. It's not the look because hopefully they'll still allow character creation. It's that the boss never considered any of the Saints, besides Gat, his friend. They're Boss's workers whom Boss will chum around with but Boss is the boss and they all report to them. Boss doesn't even really get all that close to them until the end of 3 and parts of 4. But hey, it's a reboot tbf so what does any the past games mean? It's for a new generation of people who they're banking on will somehow finally be tired of GTA5 online to pay $60 for a slapdash pander fest clone just filled to the brim with YIIK style post modernism humor. We can't have dynamics where someone is ruling over someone else now! Everyone's family and we're all friends. Now lets eat more sugary cereal and watch the new Gummy Bears on Disney+!
I could be wrong about all of my rant but history states otherwise...
History also states that if the game is awful Bob will applaud it, chide everyone who doesn't like it, and never play it. If somehow the game is great Bob will be say he's mad because Volition gave in, chide everyone who likes it, and never play it.
Saints Row is woke and will sux naow Robert. You can feel the pandering in the trailer. It's going to end up like Marvel comics, the actual comics, and the latest Star Wars movies, which I know Bob is financially and emotionally obligated to applaud no matter what, and it's weak opening/failure will be blamed on those bigoted Teh Gamerz
Shout out to Embarrassment, the guy who birthed my hatred of that godforsaken winged thing from Shang-chi, who makes a cameo and screws it up. It was 4 where you could bang almost every member of the crew you wanted, save for Vice President Keith Davis, which was a joke in of itself. You also were not "lovers". All that happens is Boss propositions one of the Saints in a cut scene and they say something to the effect of "Well I'm not doing anything anyways", cut to black while sexy music plays and the cut scene's done. It has no effect on game play or the story. Lurk moar on reddit, Embarrassment.
Putting money on Bootleggirl coping and seething and dialating about Teh Gamerz not giving the proper credit to such an inclusive wonderful game. That is until Luke gets bored with that and goes back to pretending that he's Ellie from The Last of Us 2.
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It's the easiest thing in the world to clap for something you don't know or understand. Bob doesn't understand games, given the last time he SERIOUSLY gamed was the 64bit era. Then again, the only thing he seems to understand at all are films for babies, tv shows for babies, and how to drink the pain away.
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A Roomba in the Chipmans’ family room will do as much good as a chocolate teapot. These interminably lazy people pleading constant poverty is a fucking joke and an insult to those who are legitimately needy.
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Our daily reminder that Bob has strong opinions on games he will never play.
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Here's a more likely scenario: Bob has never touched Saints Row in his life. Like everything not Nintendo related, he has a cursory knowledge of the franchise from a wikipedia article and maybe some talking heads on youtube.
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@Ralph Barnhardt I can’t reply but I agree that this new Saint Rows looks like ass.
Hell, Bob should love and play the third one since it has that quirky MCU style humor in it and very over the top.
Hell, Bob should love and play the third one since it has that quirky MCU style humor in it and very over the top.
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What is this obsession with wacky shit?
I don’t know about you guys but I’m sick of the autistic bullshit, that calls itself entertainment, we get today.
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Bob is an emotional and mental child who plays at being a man. He can't understand and gets squeamish when shit gets real or a dark tone is set.
It's why he childishly states that Adam West Batman is better than the standard, why he only likes Star Trek's ToS compared to the weightier Next Gen and DS9, and why he focuses on stuff designed for children, like Care Bears and Mario. He just can't understand or appreciate a more complex or serious story unless he's really desperate to pretend he's not a manchild and mental midget. Even then he doesn't appreciate those stories he claims he does; he just says it for the clout.
Saints Row 2 gets dark, and I bet he'd rock and sweat if he had to experience Red Asphalt or the consequences of robbing the Ronin. That's way too heavy, so he beelines desperately to the babybrained goofy shit instead.
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