Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Butta Face Lopez]

lol Patton Oswalt calling other people "smirking, entitled frauds"

 

[Lensherr]

Marvel's up there with Nintendo on his list of "Companies that can do no wrong" aren't they:
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X-Men is debatable, but is he seriously telling me that this:

is worse than that?

 

[proteus4994]

The Inhumans, basically the x-men but replaced mutant with ''half-alien'' they are pretty much just a sad attempt at trying to do the x-men again but worse. Marvel pushing them in place of mutants in movies due to right issues and only people like bob are excited for anything to do with them.

That's how they're rolling in the MCU, yeah. In the comics, the Inhumans are a pretty obscure group of aliens that live on the blue side of the moon (yeah, really). They're very closely tied to the Fantastic Four, which makes it a bit awkward that they're gonna slap them into the MCU. But most of the really good superhero/supervillain teams are tied to properties that Disney doesn't own (X-Force, Sinister Six, Inhumans, etc) so I guess they're taking what they can get.

Black Bolt and Medusa are actually pretty good and interesting characters, but I couldn't name anyone else on the Inhumans offhand. They're not exactly an A-list superhero team.

Edit: Actually, Crystal was fucking Johnny Storm for a while, and Lockjaw is a teleporting bulldog so that's pretty great. I forgot those two. The rest of them are completely uninteresting though.

 

[muina]

 

[Gordon Cole]

That good ol' Chipman empathy's in full force I see.

 

[Ruin]

It's eerie how you can replace only a few words and his rants are almost identical to Nazi/pro eugenics speeches.

 

[The Nothingness]

It's eerie how you can replace only a few words and his rants are almost identical to Nazi/pro eugenics speeches.

The irony is lost on those like Bob

 

[TheImportantFart]

That good ol' Chipman empathy's in full force I see.

 

[proteus4994]

Yes, nobody that creates progress is Republican. Nobody. Literally not a single person.

Jesus Christ, am I the one who has to do this?

Just in tech:

Founder of Sun Microsystems - Republican
Founder of Dell Computers - Republican
Chairman of Intel - Republican
CEO of HP - Republican (Meg is a bit of a lolcow herself, though)
Inventor of Mosaic - Republican
Co-founder and former CEO of Microsoft - Republican (technically Balmer contributes to both parties)
CEO of Intel - Republican
Founder of Oracle - Republican (although Larry Ellison is such a fucking dick I'm probably not doing the Republicans any favors by including him)

But yeah, Bobby, none of these people have ever done anything to progress anything. You idiot.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Yes, nobody that creates progress is Republican. Nobody. Literally not a single person.

Jesus Christ, am I the one who has to do this?

Just in tech:

Founder of Sun Microsystems - Republican
Founder of Dell Computers - Republican
Chairman of Intel - Republican
CEO of HP - Republican (Meg is a bit of a lolcow herself, though)
Inventor of Mosaic - Republican
Co-founder and former CEO of Microsoft - Republican (technically Balmer contributes to both parties)
CEO of Intel - Republican
Founder of Oracle - Republican (although Larry Ellison is such a fucking dick I'm probably not doing the Republicans any favors by including him)

But yeah, Bobby, none of these people have ever done anything to progress anything. You idiot.

IIRC, one of his favorite directors, Sam Raimi, gave money to those dang, dirty Republicans.

 

[Mola Ram]

Yes, nobody that creates progress is Republican. Nobody. Literally not a single person.

Jesus Christ, am I the one who has to do this?

Just in tech:

Founder of Sun Microsystems - Republican
Founder of Dell Computers - Republican
Chairman of Intel - Republican
CEO of HP - Republican (Meg is a bit of a lolcow herself, though)
Inventor of Mosaic - Republican
Co-founder and former CEO of Microsoft - Republican (technically Balmer contributes to both parties)
CEO of Intel - Republican
Founder of Oracle - Republican (although Larry Ellison is such a fucking dick I'm probably not doing the Republicans any favors by including him)

But yeah, Bobby, none of these people have ever done anything to progress anything. You idiot.

It's not just that there are Republican and/or conservative techies. His list of the "America that matters" is conspicuously missing things like heavy manufacturing, mining, agriculture, and a mess of other industries that once upon a time were reliably Democratic. It's almost like he doesn't understand that you can't run a country solely on mindless comic book movies and 30 year old video games, or that the people who make his worthless existence possible by generating the power that allows him to watch his beloved Marvel movies and producing the food he shoves into his gullet actually deserve a say in how things will be run.

 

[Bloody bunny]

It's the weirdest thing to have a tvtropes page when you've contributed almost nothing to the world

laughter and showing the world you have a good heart are not nothing sir.

 

[proteus4994]

It's not just that there are Republican and/or conservative techies. His list of the "America that matters" is conspicuously missing things like heavy manufacturing, mining, agriculture, and a mess of other industries that once upon a time were reliably Democratic.

Oh absolutely, I agree 100%. I was just going with a small subset in an area that's traditionally liberal (and that I'm familiar with) and showing that even there it's bullshit to claim that Republicans do nothing to advance progress.

Edit: Also, it's been said a million times but I just want to chime in yet again that "film critic" is not creating art, it's not creating progress, and it's barely creating culture. It's basically a parasitic job on the backs of people who actually DO create things. Some film critics like Roger Ebert transcend this stereotype, but Bob is no Roger Ebert.

 

[Mola Ram]

Edit: Also, it's been said a million times but I just want to chime in yet again that "film critic" is not creating art, it's not creating progress, and it's barely creating culture. It's basically a parasitic job on the backs of people who actually DO create things. Some film critics like Roger Ebert transcend this stereotype, but Bob is no Roger Ebert.

Mel Brooks knew this over 30 years ago:

 

[Jan_Hus]

Maybe if you weren't such an insufferable cunt, they'd be more likely to listen to your political points. Nobody's opinion will ever be changed when you start with "your culture is inferior and stupid and my culture is better."

 

[Jaimas]

Marvel's up there with Nintendo on his list of "Companies that can do no wrong" aren't they:
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Because Social Justice.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

It's eerie how you can replace only a few words and his rants are almost identical to Nazi/pro eugenics speeches.

There's an America that matters and produces science, art, culture, and progress. There's another that doesn't, and produces Jews.

The dark irony being, the lower-than-filth ignorant troglodytes who vote for Jews won't be saved by them, either.

 

[iafiv]

There are plenty of good critics online.Bob is just a Boston guy with severe issues stemming from his childhood that never grew up.Usually such a guy is harmless but because of the internet he can spew his ignorance to impressionable youngsters that might be going through a more difficult phase.
That's the real problem with these people their issues are being given a platform to spread and influence other folks who might not realise what sacks of shit they really are.

 

[proteus4994]

It'd be almost trivial to create a @nazimoviebob account and just set up a twitter bot to retweet him, but replace "Republicans" with "Jews", "the right" with "Zionists", etc.

 

[Gordon Cole]

It'd be almost trivial to create a @nazimoviebob account and just set up a twitter bot to retweet him, but replace "Republicans" with "Jews", "the right" with "Zionists", etc.

DO IT FAGGOT.