Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Pointless Pedant]

The worst thing about this is that he isn't even showing any compassion for poor people who would suffer from increased health care costs. Everything's about his superior future and the dang dirty Republicans holding it back. I guess SpaceX's reusable rocket launch in March just went straight past him.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Yes, nobody that creates progress is Republican. Nobody. Literally not a single person.

Jesus Christ, am I the one who has to do this?

Just in tech:

Founder of Sun Microsystems - Republican
Founder of Dell Computers - Republican
Chairman of Intel - Republican
CEO of HP - Republican (Meg is a bit of a lolcow herself, though)
Inventor of Mosaic - Republican
Co-founder and former CEO of Microsoft - Republican (technically Balmer contributes to both parties)
CEO of Intel - Republican
Founder of Oracle - Republican (although Larry Ellison is such a fucking dick I'm probably not doing the Republicans any favors by including him)

But yeah, Bobby, none of these people have ever done anything to progress anything. You idiot.

Those people aren't Nintendo though

 

[NQ 952]

laughter and showing the world you have a good heart are not nothing sir.

ilu2bbe

 

[TonyTopps]

I guess SpaceX's reusable rocket launch in March just went straight past him.

He doesn't like SpaceX. He once tweeted that he did not like that space exploration is now managed by "techbro" companies like SpaceX rather than NASA. I shit you not he actually said something to that effect. Space travel was ruined for him because NASA, the organization behind space travel in his childhood, was no long the head of the pack.

This is also why he doesn't like video games anymore. His beloved Nintendo is no longer king of the industry.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

He doesn't like SpaceX. He once tweeted that he did not like that space exploration is now managed by "techbro" companies like SpaceX rather than NASA. I shit you not he actually said something to that effect. Space travel was ruined for him because NASA, the organization behind space travel in his childhood, was no long the head of the pack.

This is also why he doesn't like video games anymore. His beloved Nintendo is no longer king of the industry.

This makes no sense, even by the standards of Bob's limitless hypocrisy. NASA is a national agency. They planted the US flag on the Moon, not the UN's. Their astronauts are all American. Neil Armstrong was a middle American who didn't like big government.

SpaceX is a Silicon Valley company based in Superior America and has explicitly globalist and humanitarian goals. He should be drooling over it.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

SpaceX is a Silicon Valley company based in Superior America and has explicitly globalist and humanitarian goals. He should be drooling over it.

Unless you are hiring Werner von Goosestep, you are not part of the Superior Future®.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I'm pretty sure my reaction to reading this was shouting "IT HASN'T EVEN PASSED THE SENATE YET!" at my laptop:

"If I check your feed, I'm justified, but don't you dare check mine!"

The wholly justified fat jokes begin:

And here are some choice tweets from Nazi Sympathizers his fans:

This makes no sense, even by the standards of Bob's limitless hypocrisy. NASA is a national agency. They planted the US flag on the Moon, not the UN's. Their astronauts are all American. Neil Armstrong was a middle American who didn't like big government.

SpaceX is a Silicon Valley company based in Superior America and has explicitly globalist and humanitarian goals. He should be drooling over it.

But if it's those dang, dirty, white Silicon Valley bros doing it, then it's not superior!

 

[AnOminous]

Bob doesn't realize what's more likely to kill him than Republicans is eating that twelfth cheeseburger of the day.

Maybe if you weren't such an insufferable cunt, they'd be more likely to listen to your political points. Nobody's opinion will ever be changed when you start with "your culture is inferior and stupid and my culture is better."

Especially when you consider who this "superior" ubermensch really is, a fat fuck in a Mario costume.

 

[proteus4994]

Bob doesn't realize what's more likely to kill him than Republicans is eating that twelfth cheeseburger of the day.

But now he won't have the ACA to fall back on for his early-onset diabetes and heart disease. Until Patreon offers medical, he's screwed.

 

[Lensherr]

Look on the bright side: perhaps the Obamacare repeal (if it does pass) will force Bob to get off his fat ass and actually get in shape since he'd have less incentive to be unhealthy. But that's just

 

[More Spicey Than Coolwhip]

He doesn't like SpaceX. He once tweeted that he did not like that space exploration is now managed by "techbro" companies like SpaceX rather than NASA. I shit you not he actually said something to that effect. Space travel was ruined for him because NASA, the organization behind space travel in his childhood, was no long the head of the pack.

This is also why he doesn't like video games anymore. His beloved Nintendo is no longer king of the industry.

So by what criteria does SpaceX fall under the "dudebro" category for Blob? Is there a photo of Elon Musk playing COD that's floating around the internet that triggered him?

EDIT: I understand the above quoted premise of him being a slave to his own nostalgia, but I was more curious as to how he has attempted to justify it to others.

 

[Woodcutting bot]

So by what criteria does SpaceX fall under the "dudebro" category for Blob?

Chimpman is obsessed with massive governmental control, and SpaceX is a private company that can stand on its own two feet, unlike NASA (and blob).

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Chimpman is obsessed with massive governmental control, and SpaceX is a private company that can stand on its own two feet, unlike NASA (and blob).

And yet nationalism is apparently holding back space exploration. I don't think Bob Chipman has a coherent political position at all.

 

[TheImportantFart]

I don't think Bob Chipman has a coherent position on anything at all.

FTFY

 

[Pointless Pedant]

FTFY

He has a very coherent position that Mario 3 was the greatest game ever made and nothing else comes close.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

He has a very coherent position that Mario 3 was the greatest game ever made and nothing else comes close.

It was an OK game I guess. I like how you can get inside a huge boot and stomp on things lol

 

[Raiken]

If nothing else, Marvel has been doing a pretty good job of not putting a shit film/tv series out there, but that might be more due to their stranglehold on being the only studio putting out good superhero based movies. One bad release is going to hurt them, but it's going to take a slew of bad films to deal a major blow to the MCU.

Sadly, I don't think that we're going to see Bob lose his shit over a bad MCU release, mostly due to his attacks on Iron Fist for being the first bad MCU release. IIRC Bob called it boring, and that was about it.

It does not acualy need to be bad, but marvel is by itself already over saturating the market. People are already getting turned off by basicaly getting forced to see all the movies, and like the comic books, will just stop watching them.

 

[Robot Holocaust]

He has a very coherent position that Mario 3 was the greatest game ever made and nothing else comes close.

Even there, he's wrong because everyone knows that Super Mario World is superior to Mario 3 in every way.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Even there, he's wrong because everyone knows that Super Mario World is superior to Mario 3 in every way.

It may be wrong, but it is coherent.

 

[CervixHammer]

It's eerie how you can replace only a few words and his rants are almost identical to Nazi/pro eugenics speeches.

it checks out.