Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Time to jank quote @Positron ...
A Blue Tick lost his verification, presumably because he endorses the anti-science Great Replacement Theory.
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I have to admit, it takes an impressive talent for obliviousness to criticize someone who "openly supported the erasure of a whole race of people" that close to a massive picture of MovieBob.
 
Man...I don't even know anymore...
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I watched the vid. It's not even a trailer. It's all of the cast saying their name and the character they play. It's a glorified power point and tells me nothing of the show other than the shaved side head lesbian saying that it's diverse...

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Man...I don't even know anymore...
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I watched the vid. It's not even a trailer. It's all of the cast saying their name and the character they play. It's a glorified power point and tells me nothing of the show other than the shaved side head lesbian saying that it's diverse...

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Because when I think about Star Trek, my mind goes to fucking Transformers. :\

JJ wishes he was Michael Bay.
 
There’s another ugly Chipman who’s frequently described as “unhinged” and he just lost his shot at a Biden administration role (ATF chief) because he’s such an unabashed lunatic. He’s from New Hampshire so they’re probably related:

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I guess dogs can sleep easier tonight.

At least, until they introduce his replacement.
 
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How, exactly, is men taking poppers and sticking it up each other's arses "vital minority culture"?
More than that, does Bob think the buttraeper Hillbillies in "Deliverance" are "GQP"/Drumpf voters? If so he's a hypocrite of the highest order (even if Deliverance is mostly fiction, lol but then of course Bob mixes fiction with reality way too often). This is a subset of people (Bob and his senpais and his fans like Andrew Dobson) who think that the average redneck Drumpf voter who is "against the gays" is secretly gay himself. So maybe it's more the same than he realizes.
There’s another ugly Chipman who’s frequently described as “unhinged” and he just lost his shot at a Biden administration role (ATF chief) because he’s such an unabashed lunatic. He’s from New Hampshire so they’re probably related:

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Bob claimed no relation (at least not that he knows of because if there is any connection it's too far back to count), but maybe we could call this Convergent Lunatism.
 
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Yep. Yet another transcription:

Positron: "Two-spirit" people have always exist, but your Abrahamic God is no more real than Japanese monsters.

Moviebob. dummygod: It's 2021 and science is in charge—not superstition. So [Republicans] can go stand next to Zeus, Mothra, Rao, The Blue Fairy and the giant green thing with the comically-huge snacktrays from that one Zelda game and 'resist' from the "Who Cares?" Section
Since when did Moviebob care about anyone outside his own corpulent capsule?



Positron: A new "Recall Newsome [sic]" ad has rendered Bobby incoherent...
As if Moviebob's incoherence is anything new.

Positron: ...presumably because the speaker reminds Bobby of what he'd be if he loses weight:

Moviebob, whiny nasal-voiced dork: WHINY NASAL-VOICED DORK...
Those four words sum it up perfectly!

Moviebob: "I heard Gavin Newsome [sic] killed FIFTY men!"
As of 6:25a PDT on 2021.09.09, there have been 66.722 COVID-19-related deaths (as per Google) in California. So, yeah... I guess you could say Gavin Newsom has, in fact, killed fifty men... plus another 66,672.



Positron: Your skin color can't save you If you are GOP.

Moviebob, racist Democrat flunky: I'll give [L.A.-area talk show host and California gubernatorial candidate] Larry Elder the benefit of the doubt that getting attacked by exactly one masked person and a harmless but camera-friendly projectiles [sic] in daylight with security was NOT staged til shown otherwise.
If there is anything the past five years have taught me, it's NEVER believe anything a stranger holds is what it appears to be. Sure, it may look like an egg, but is it really an egg, or did someone produce an egg-shaped rock?



Moviebob, genuinely bad guy: It's not bad enough that [Glenn Greenwald] fights for the bad guys (poorly) at his own job...
Last I knew, Bob's the only one in this thread who's actively condoning evil acts against people who "stole his fyuuchaa" because not enough people voted for Führer Hillary.

Moviebob, jobber: ...now he also sucks at MY job.
You mean Glenn Greenwald's now a talentless hack whose side hustle involves flagrantly grifting thousands of dollars to sustain his lifestyle via Patreon? News to me!



Positron: Covid:

Twitter user MrsJanieDoe: Do you believe health care is a universal human right?

Moviebob, health care denier: ...you don't want to pull threads on how easy it is for me to consider "human" revoked if you piss me off.
Once again, dearest Moviebob:
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Positron: New England is wild! Perfect for a outdoorsman like Bobby! Go shit with the bears!

Moviebob, armchair outdoorsman: Why wouldn't I go to Louisiana?
Two words: Red state.

Moviebob: There's a SHITload of farms [...] construction and lumber--the FUCK do you think the 90% of us who don't live IN BOSTON or wherever do jobs [sic]??

Positron: Wait did Bobby call farming a job?
Must be a mistake on Bob's part. According to Moviebob, agriculture and construction aren't "jobs", they're "jerbs".



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...does Bob think the buttraeper Hillbillies in Deliverance are "GQP"/Drumpf voters? If so he's a hypocrite of the highest order...
Moviebob's been consistently rejecting reality and substituting his own superiaa reality since 2015.
 
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When I went to Subway this weekend, the guy working the counter was an absolute dead ringer for FilmRobert. Now aside from the fact that I'm not anywhere near Bahstan, there were some other reasons I knew it couldn't be him. For one, he had a job. For another, he was a surprisingly pleasant and cheerful person. We were the only ones in the shop at the time, and when I casually mentioned that I had come to this Subway since the other one near me was closed for some reason, we ended up in a brief but surprisingly detailed and informative conversation about the supply chain problems Subway had been experiencing due to the 'rona. While we didn't really go beyond that, he was a man who I'm sure has many friends and quite possibly even a girlfriend or wife, despite working a low paying job and looking like the ugly(er) Chipman brother.

Not sure what my point is here. I guess that Moviebob is fat, but that's not the reason that I and everybody else would not have sex with him.
 
There’s another ugly Chipman who’s frequently described as “unhinged” and he just lost his shot at a Biden administration role (ATF chief) because he’s such an unabashed lunatic. He’s from New Hampshire so they’re probably related:

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Based on that image and your avatar I'm inclined to agree. There's just a lot of unmistakable aura of Chipman Oaf energy flowing through both.
 
Based on that image and your avatar I'm inclined to agree. There's just a lot of unmistakable aura of Chipman Oaf energy flowing through both.
There’s another ugly Chipman who’s frequently described as “unhinged” and he just lost his shot at a Biden administration role (ATF chief) because he’s such an unabashed lunatic. He’s from New Hampshire so they’re probably related:

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I come from a family of unironically gun toting, ammo hoarding types, so this news definitely made my day.

Even though he's not related to Blobert by blood, David here shares one of his worst Chipman qualities: claiming to want a better America but also desiring to wage war on some a vast swath of the population and the country's most long standing and valuable values and traditions.
 
Said delusions of the troon crowd run deep. To quote one of the orbiters from that post, "Dude, if you want to be a woman, it takes a huge commitment and investment but it absolutely can be done. And as the science evolves, it will get easier, we'll reach the point where gender reassignment can be done with pills."

Troons' dreams of bodyswapping have a much higher chance of being fulfilled via virtual reality where anyone could take on any form. But of course, troons couldn't get attention for their activism or piss off Conservatives if they were to practice their troonism in a venue where they might have a good chance of fooling people into thinking they were actual women.


Disney's version of EPCOT (the city) sounded like an authoritarian hellscape.

Sure it had all sorts of technical innovations planned, but it also had stringent requirements for living there. Lose your job? Get ready for the Mouse Cops to evict you, even if you have years of savings.

I'm sure Uncle Walt would have been real welcoming of the gays and darkies too.

This reminds me of a docu I saw where officials in LA erected a safe, clean, tightly monitored "tiny home" village for the homeless. A large number of homeless rejected the idea of living there because it had stringent rules against drug use and being out after curfew. Just those two things by themselves turn off a large number of potential residents and one could argue that those are pretty reasonable rules to have for the sake of public safety. I have to imagine a free housing village with additional rules that interfered with free speech and privacy would find even fewer takers, other than people like Bob, who would be so quick to trade their Liberty for Gibs and Security, that it would make Benjamin Franklin spin in his grave.
 
You ghouls are killing Bobby's nephew, niece and mom!
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I daresay Bobby loves his nephew and niece, if only as new receptacles of trashy pop-culture knowledge. But his love to them does not entitle him to subject other people's bodies to potential harm: this is not a noble sentiment that he imagines. And if he cared about his 60+ year old mom, he should get a good job and persuade her to retire.

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It must have escaped Bobby that some of these dipsh**s might have nephews and nieces they love, and 60+ year old moms that they care for.

The favorite trick of liberals all over the world is to use children as their political mouthpiece. Bobby is evidently reduced to a wobbly mass of melted butter.
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Fuck. Just Fuck. "Everything worthwhile is from Disney or whoever; smash and rebuild the rest"? I thought Bobby is the spokesmen of Art and Culture?

So it stands to reason that Bobby licks the boots of rich, vengeful neurotic vaccine fanatics, because they make everything that is worthwhile to him.
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Napoleon I is wrong. If only Bobby had a "healthy disregard of revenge"!

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I can play this game too.
"Honey, take good care of the baby in your womb."
"No! In fact I'm killing it!"
"Why? Why do you plan to kill an innocent life?"
"BECAUSE!!!"

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If this nutter cared about science, he'd have know that the virus has long been making a cozy home among the vaccinated and mutates merrily. But then you have to know this is the specimen you are dealing with.

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Newsflash: GOP is going to legally challenge Biden's "six prong" plan:
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Jacobson v. Massachusetts (1905)

Ben Shapiro chimes in:
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Fortunately we are not under any illusion that the Dems are driven by vendetta ever since their Kween lost to a pussy-grabber.

Oops! The city of Portland, the vile den of Democrats, openly defies Biden's orders!
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Populism is literally Nazi:
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Good take Bobby, the only problem is that The Hill is the only source of this story and I cannot find video evidence.

Someone calls AOC a cunt for her two-spirit non-binary bullshit:
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LGBT bullshit. (The thread that Greenwald wants you to read)
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Arch liberal Steven Pinker agrees that Cancel Culture exists and is harming academics. Article from The Fire; archive.
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Angel fantasizes about space travel:
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Something something Marvel something something antisemitism:
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Cut that out bitch. You are never good-looking or sexy, and your stellar personality makes me bring out the hunting rifle and sic the dogs.

Bobby might consider himself well versed in lesbian cinema but I guarantee he didn't watch von Trier's Nymphomaniac.
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But forget lesbians; trannies are higher in the progressive stack:
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Random showbiz bullshit:
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I don't recall Bobby taking the L from someone who isn't a movie star or a tranny.

Bobby still tries to memify that headless "floofy" creature in vain:
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Ladies! (as if there were ladies reading the MovieBob thread :story: ) You too can become an Intergalactic Mary Sue for the low low price of $250!
Bobby's only reservation is that it isn't even gayer.
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@Positron
So it stands to reason that Bobby licks the boots of rich, vengeful neurotic vaccine fanatics, because they make everything that is worthwhile to him.

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What kind of pathetic existence is it where your sole motivation for wanting to live on "this rock" isn't the beauty and wonders of the world, or the possibilities you could forge in your life, but fucking cartoons and capeshit? And for that you will let a bunch of socially isolated but influential people lord over you and worship them, while they probably don't even know or care that you exist?

I think Bob is exactly the kind of creature Saint Terry had in mind when he used the term "Nigger Cattle." A fat, docile, and stupid sack of waste that only eats and shits, and whose whole existence revolves around being entertained. And for that they will blindly follow the lead of anyone that jangles a shiny object in front of them.
Ah, and there's that "they stole the future I EARNED!!!" bullshit this degenerate sack of lipids loves to spout. Yeah, a "future" you took no part in building or contributing to. Not to mention that again, Bob, you dumb subhuman looking beached whale carcass, that's not how fucking science and engineering works you dumb fucking motherfucker. Republicans not wanting abortion, gun control, centralized planning, or any of the other progressive shit you whack your shriveled junk to is not what is preventing us from having FTL travel or Star Trek replicator technology or magical smog eating devices, you stupid fat subhuman fuck.

You have absolutely no fucking clue about what you're talking about here and you need to fucking come to grips with it.
Again, Bob:
Oops! The city of Portland, the vile den of Democrats, openly defies Biden's orders!

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Bob the Bootlicker in action! Not only does Bob know nothing about science and engineering, he knows noting about politics either! That his smooth, empty diabetic mind can't connect the fact that even a fucking left-wing bastion like fucking Portland doesn't want to have anything to do with the Biden junta's extra-constitutional mandates should tell him that said mandates are both unpopular and questionable, and thus ultimately politically untenable.
 
So, has this literal fascist pig squealed for joy yet over Joe more or less giving him the war against the "obsoletes" (unvaccinated) that he's been pining for this afternoon?
Not so much yet. I say give it a day or two for enough people to get vocal. If that fails then give it until Joe's next press conference, which I think is supposed to be in two weeks, in which he undoubtedly presses harder and I have zero doubts about that.
@Positron Didn’t that David Hogg faggot bullied the school shooter?
David himself didn't say it but the latino bull dyke with the shaved head said that since middle school they ostracized Coldsteel Cruz because he was weird. She just says "we" so I'm gonna assume that she's including David in that statement.
I went ahead and listened to the full speech on CNN's channel so you don't have to and there's no more context. She doesn't clarify anything or say anything more about it than this 19 second clip. I don't know how much bullying they may have done but they have long eroded any sympathy or benefit of the doubt that I may have granted them.
 
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