Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Today I went in to my meager job as a manager at a Walgreens. I stocked shelves, got yelled at by someone who didn't get their prescription because of a shortage on it, counted some money, and overall did my job. I lazed about a little bit, but overall a decent day at work. It struck me when I started reading this thread. My job isn't the most glamorous, it sure as hell beats Bob's job of tweeting for 20 hours a day. I can see how people lose their minds on that hell site.
Spending too much time on the internet is bad for anyone.

It’s like that old saying, ‘too much tv rots your brain’.

Bob is a digital ghost. A spirit with such a weak and tenuous connection to this planet that if his Twitter were to vanish the next day almost no one would know that he existed.
You know when you think about it, that’s true for a lot of people. Without the internet, no one would even know who these people are.
 
Today I went in to my meager job as a manager at a Walgreens. I stocked shelves, got yelled at by someone who didn't get their prescription because of a shortage on it, counted some money, and overall did my job. I lazed about a little bit, but overall a decent day at work. It struck me when I started reading this thread. My job isn't the most glamorous, it sure as hell beats Bob's job of tweeting for 20 hours a day. I can see how people lose their minds on that hell site.

Bob is a digital ghost. A spirit with such a weak and tenuous connection to this planet that if his Twitter were to vanish the next day almost no one would know that he existed.

Not one would mind, neither bird nor tree
If Twitter perished utterly;
And Spring herself, when she woke at dawn,
Would scarcely know that Bob were gone.
 
"Two-spirit" people have always exist, but your Abrahamic God is no more real than Japanese monsters.
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A new "Recall Newsome" ad has rendered Bobby incoherent, presumably because the speaker reminds Bobby of what he'd be if he loses weight:
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Note how Bobby lets lose his manlust again.

Your skin color can't save you If you are GOP.
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For comparison, Bobby was virtually silent about the fake hate crime perpetuated by Juicy Toilet. These are the only two tweets he made:
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So will you marry Glenn?


Covid:
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Bobby is very tough. "Predisposing conditions" notwithstanding:
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(The bickering that ensued is huge and mostly energized by MOS. Read it here.)


Nicole Kidman stars in an ad that extols the virtue of this magical place with its huge silver screen, yet somehow Bobby is in no mood to celebrate. You'll see why if you watch the ad, but if you don't care to, read the replies:
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With every Tony Leung there is a Brie Larson, dolt!

New England is wild! Perfect for a outdoorsman like Bobby! Go shit with the bears!
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Wait did Bobby call farming a job?

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Did...did someone cosplay Andrew Dobson's character?

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Jesus Christ is that porn showing on the second monitor?

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I don't know who the teacher would find more annoying: the scrawny runt in a Che shirt who keeps harping about his intellectual labor, or the big fat oaf in a Mario shirt who keeps throwing tantrums about how he should be on a spaceship NOW!
 
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Yes, it is offensive to them, because no matter how much they scream, cry, and coerce others to play along, the one thing they can't do is change that xy to an xx. Menstration, pregnancy and childbirth are all things they can't cheat. So they must denigrate them and women, to lessen the harm to their delusions and feelings.
Said delusions of the troon crowd run deep. To quote one of the orbiters from that post, "Dude, if you want to be a woman, it takes a huge commitment and investment but it absolutely can be done. And as the science evolves, it will get easier, we'll reach the point where gender reassignment can be done with pills."

First off, I don't give a shit if you want to portray yourself as the opposite sex. If you're an adult and you're not hurting anyone else, then knock yourself out. However, to claim "it absolutely can be done" in the sense of "everyone will believe that a man in a dress is actually a woman" is utterly laughable. In the overwhelming majority of instances, bordering on 100%, your brain registers something off about a troon. Even the most progressive minds out there will still immediately spot a troon, no matter how many times they try to train themselves not to. No matter how much time and effort you put into it, you'll never be able to fully hide the characteristics that XX or XY chromosomes impart. For the ultimate example of this, look no further than Jazz Jennings: raised as a girl, chemically castrated, pumped full of female hormones, fauxgina installed, and at the end of it all still looks obviously male. That's to say nothing of all the lazy-asses who put on a wig and call it a day.

As I said, if you're not hurting anyone, you can do whatever you like with your life. I might question whether it's the right thing to do, but I won't stop you. But when men start barging in on women-only spaces and demand to be recognized (and vice versa, though I'm not sure how often that happens), that's where I draw the line. You're not a woman, you never have been, you never will be. These spaces are segregated for a reason.

And to that further point of The Science™, it really does show how these people treat it like a religion. Pray to the almighty Science and it will bestow free gender reassignments and hovercars unto you! Never mind that there are countless aspects of biology that we still don't understand, that gene editing is still in its relative infancy, and that fabricating a whole X or Y chromosome out of the other is far beyond our current reach, to say nothing of how the body would react if every cell's genome was replaced. Nope, one day you'll just take a pill and bam, woman!

I mean, I'm not just going to discount the possibility altogether, because I'm not able to see what the future holds. But even if we reach that point decades or centuries from now, remember, at the end of the day, you were always born either a man or a woman. Even if that magic pill that turns you into the sexy anime babe of your dreams exists someday, it won't change your past. You'll never have that lived experience of a woman, something that's really important to this crowd.

Anyway Bob's an idiot, and his profile pic is the only rebuttal to his nonsense you ever need.

@Positron (seriously Null fix your damn quotes):
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Did...did someone cosplay Andrew Dobson's character?
For those unaware, Squirrel Girl is a joke character from Marvel's canon, in that she has a goofy power (squirrels) but defeated Doctor Doom in her first appearance, so the further joke was that she was actually more powerful than she seemed to be, or something along those lines. She appeared off and on for a couple decades until Marvel rebooted her in the guise shown on the bottom right, turning her from relatively-normal looking to a chonky derpfaced retard. The art wasn't good, but the writing (by Ryan North of Dinosaur Comics "fame") didn't help either, where he took the joke absolutely seriously and wrote her to be effectively the most powerful character in Marvel canon, palling about with Galactus and the like. The series had to be rebooted almost immediately, but I didn't even bother to look into it after that. Apparently they changed artists a couple years ago too.

At any rate, this interpretation looks closer to the original concept, so it looks like the TV/film side of the Marvel business continues to have a better understanding of what people want than the comics division. What a shocker.
 
Was looking something else up and found this quote from the Screwtape Letters. Reminder, these are the words of an elder demon instructing a trainee on how to lead humans astray.

But we want a man hag-ridden by the Future — haunted by visions of an imminent heaven or hell upon earth — ready to break the Enemy’s commands in the present if by so doing we make him think he can attain the one or avert the other — dependent for his faith on the success or failure of schemes whose end he will not live to see. We want a whole race perpetually in pursuit of the rainbow’s end, never honest, nor kind, nor happy now, but always using as mere fuel wherewith to heap the altar of the future every real gift which is offered them in the Present.​
 
Was looking something else up and found this quote from the Screwtape Letters. Reminder, these are the words of an elder demon instructing a trainee on how to lead humans astray.

But we want a man hag-ridden by the Future — haunted by visions of an imminent heaven or hell upon earth — ready to break the Enemy’s commands in the present if by so doing we make him think he can attain the one or avert the other — dependent for his faith on the success or failure of schemes whose end he will not live to see. We want a whole race perpetually in pursuit of the rainbow’s end, never honest, nor kind, nor happy now, but always using as mere fuel wherewith to heap the altar of the future every real gift which is offered them in the Present.​
Even if you're not a Christian, you should read The Screwtape Letters, because it is a masterpiece of black comedy.
 
At any rate, this interpretation looks closer to the original concept, so it looks like the TV/film side of the Marvel business continues to have a better understanding of what people want than the comics division. What a shocker.

Well yeah. People would rather watch a cute, thicc babe on screen than a "special" girl.
 
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At any rate, this interpretation looks closer to the original concept, so it looks like the TV/film side of the Marvel business continues to have a better understanding of what people want than the comics division. What a shocker.
I believe that this is test footage from the New Warriors series that was cancelled after Marvel Television was folded into Marvel Studios.
 
I had a funny realization about Bob's current twitter handle over coffee this morning. The full line from One Week by the Barenaked Ladies he's hamfistedly referencing is actually surprisingly relevant to Bob's work.

Like Kurosawa I make mad films, 'kay I don't make films, but if I did they'd have a samurai

Swap out "samurai" for "ninjas", and you've described the entirety of Bob's "storytelling" in the Game Overthinker series. They're the closest thing to actual filmmaking from him, they're sub Nostalgia Critic-tier skits instead of films, and prominently feature sweatpant ninjas.
 
I love the nitwit who keeps re-regging to do nothing but call people nazis to defend Blob from anyone who even marginally disagrees with the fat sociopath. Also the fact that their handle is a reference to sons of anarchy is very telling about their general level of intelligence. Nice fanbase you've cultivated there you rotted sack of shit.
 
Just to dunk on something MCU to piss off Bobert. Now it was old Marvel TV run by Jeph Loeb and not the current model run by Feige at Marvel Studios which makes the Disney+ Shows.

But while Blobby is right that AT&T girl has voiced Squirrel Girl in Marvel Animation he fails to mention she also starred in a live action pilot for New Warriors as Squirrel Girl set in the MCU and it was so awful even fucking Freeform which is owned by Disney said "No Thanks our schedule is full".
 
Disney's version of EPCOT (the city) sounded like an authoritarian hellscape.

Sure it had all sorts of technical innovations planned, but it also had stringent requirements for living there. Lose your job? Get ready for the Mouse Cops to evict you, even if you have years of savings.

I'm sure Uncle Walt would have been real welcoming of the gays and darkies too.
 
I love the nitwit who keeps re-regging to do nothing but call people nazis to defend Blob from anyone who even marginally disagrees with the fat sociopath. Also the fact that their handle is a reference to sons of anarchy is very telling about their general level of intelligence. Nice fanbase you've cultivated there you rotted sack of shit.
Impossible does a good job of proving my pet theory that bob appeals only to actual autists of the tv tropes variety. It would answer a lot of questions to be sure.
 
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"we'd already have the cute 60s Jetsons Future version..." and my eyes rolled into the back of my head so hard and so fast that I got whiplash.
Is this the future Robert actually envisioned? That space age theme that's been dropped from use since 1983?

Disney's version of EPCOT (the city) sounded like an authoritarian hellscape.

Sure it had all sorts of technical innovations planned, but it also had stringent requirements for living there. Lose your job? Get ready for the Mouse Cops to evict you, even if you have years of savings.

I'm sure Uncle Walt would have been real welcoming of the gays and darkies too.
I remember when urban areas tried to adopt the space age style themed buildings. They ended up looking like a brutalist nest for gang members.
 
Is this the future Robert actually envisioned? That space age theme that's been dropped from use since 1983?


I remember when urban areas tried to adopt the space age style themed buildings. They ended up looking like a brutalist nest for gang members.
Well yeah; Bob is a literal slow in the mind that had a GodBear experience at EpCot's Horizons ride for some reason.

He genuinely thinks Walt's crazy HOA dictatorship and weird inefficient design would work and he'd be able to bing bing wahoo forever in the matrix by now if Disney killed itself doing it.
 
I love the nitwit who keeps re-regging to do nothing but call people nazis to defend Blob from anyone who even marginally disagrees with the fat sociopath. Also the fact that their handle is a reference to sons of anarchy is very telling about their general level of intelligence. Nice fanbase you've cultivated there you rotted sack of shit.
The addition of that mong to these interminable tweet threads has made them so much more entertaining. I don’t know what’s funnier: the possibility that this is Chris Chipman’s repressed single drop of testosterone on display or that there’s a guy somewhere who’s dedicated to responding “nah nazi” to anyone who dares disagree with his waifu MovieBob.
 
Boss man really needs to get back from vacation and fix this duct tape website so I can properly quote and reply again otherwise I'ma play quarters on his face with my silver coins.

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Whoever this Kevin person is I wanna thank him for being hashtag stunning and brave for juxtaposing the kinda cute and mousey girl dressed up as Squirrel Girl with the fat and Down Syndrome riddled modern day comic Squirrel Girl.
Is this the future Robert actually envisioned? That space age theme that's been dropped from use since 1983?


I remember when urban areas tried to adopt the space age style themed buildings. They ended up looking like a brutalist nest for gang members.
Bob, for some reason, is enraptured by a romanticized version of a Spaceman Spiff/Flash Gordon/Buck Rogers style future where we're all zipping around in Honda space ship sedans and I don't know where it comes from. I don't even think he explains it in his book. This particular think about the Jetsons I found funny because of the implications. George Jetson has a wife, two children, a maid to do all of the housework (not even Jane, his wife, cooks I'm pretty sure), he works at Spacely Sprockets for one hour a day. two days a week, where he presses one button one time a day and complains about how hard his job is. This is the future Bob wants. Bob famously did the rant about how he was "owed" a rocket ship two or three years ago. He wants all of the splendors of success and happiness while putting in zero effort and getting angry and blaming everyone else when it doesn't work out, again. This is what makes Bob so fascinating to me.

 
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