Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Racist Moviebob is Racist.



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To judge the material success of a city, count the number of homeless people in the streets:
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Moviebob, 2021.10.08: "...some places don't have unhoused persons because attempting to survive in such places will kill you faster. The injustice is that anyone is made to survive unhoused at this point."

Moviebob, 2018.11.25: "...I'd have been for a 'Seize land from Trump supporters and give it to refugees' plan years ago because I think bad people should have things they won't like happen to them (plus, it'd be funny!)"

Double standard much, Bob?



Big words coming from a man as small and as petty as Moviebob.



"We give Moviebob name 'Reek Like Manure'."



Elon Musk schadenfreude:
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Suing a car manufacturer for human error is a lot like suing a beer producer for a drunk driving incident: You are going after the wrong target.



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By "that" Bobby must mean "surviving to 53".
Daniel Craig must have that elusive Dick Clark gene, which endows its host a physical appearance at least ten years younger than their actual age would suggest.
 
Armchair Psych Hypothesis: Bob calling Tomb Raider average (despite the first one at least being an important title in gaming history: along with Quake it ushered in 3D acceleration on PCs, and was a big PS1 seller, attempting somewhat realistic 3D environments, not to mention really marked the first time a female character with a defined personality was really front and center in a popular game*) and disliking "Dudebro" shooters and sports games ultimately comes down to them stealing Nintendo's thunder.

When Nintendo was on top in the NES days, it may have been the only time Bob was happy. He was a Nintendo fan and, despite being one of millions and Nintendo not having a real challenger in the US until 1989, he felt special for being a part of that. Tomb Raider and Quake we're huge in 1996. Mario 64 released the same year and while well received...probably didn't change the shape of gaming in quite the same way. These games are "No! You're in Mario's spotlight!" to him.

*Despite what Nintendo fanboys like to claim Metroid wasn't all that popular, certainly not to Lara Croft's levels. To this day Samus isn't actually an interesting character.
 
That's precisely what Bob believes he is owed. He's a Thinker™️, and you should pay him to grace you with his presence and Thinkerism.
Everyone has an opinion, but fewer have experience, even fewer have talent, and even fewer get a chance.
Armchair Psych Hypothesis: Bob calling Tomb Raider average (despite the first one at least being an important title in gaming history: along with Quake it ushered in 3D acceleration on PCs, and was a big PS1 seller, attempting somewhat realistic 3D environments, not to mention really marked the first time a female character with a defined personality was really front and center in a popular game*) and disliking "Dudebro" shooters and sports games ultimately comes down to them stealing Nintendo's thunder.

When Nintendo was on top in the NES days, it may have been the only time Bob was happy. He was a Nintendo fan and, despite being one of millions and Nintendo not having a real challenger in the US until 1989, he felt special for being a part of that. Tomb Raider and Quake we're huge in 1996. Mario 64 released the same year and while well received...probably didn't change the shape of gaming in quite the same way. These games are "No! You're in Mario's spotlight!" to him.

*Despite what Nintendo fanboys like to claim Metroid wasn't all that popular, certainly not to Lara Croft's levels. To this day Samus isn't actually an interesting character.
Bob replaced religion with nintendo
 
Welcome to day 2 of our MovieBob retrospective as we take a gander at Game Overthinker episode 2: Super Mario and the Sacred Feminine
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Bob's video starts out simple enough, Bob give the snarkiest retelling of the story of Adam and Eve and after that he summaries the history of women and how they've been treated. This all culminates into Bob declaring that Feminism once was a necessary tool for equality has become a reckless, argumentative cudgel against the modern world.

Holy shit. I wonder what his online waifus Anita Sarkeesian and Lindsey Ellis would have to say about that?

"In the same way that Dr. King's noble struggle against genuine evil of racism, tragically morphed into the trivial, opportunistic racebaiting of Al Sharpton, the modern feminist movement is still spoiling for a fight but now has no more dragons to slay." -MoobieBob

Holy shit. Based MovieBob talking about racebaiting and the general grift of identity politics. I guess when something threatens his precious bing bing wahoo, he'll go after it like an attack dog. That's really his only motivation: protecting the sources of pleasure that make his life bearable.

He quickly gets one last point in by the last minute by mentioning Women don't have to be strong by copying men, then shows the picrel down below.

In conclusion, Feminists attack Mario. Bob Gets buttmad. Tries to verbally fight imaginary Feminists. Next episode is about Kirby.
Ironic that Bob trumpets the idea of feminism not being about girls acting like men, then proceeds to spend the next ten years cheering on the feminists as they make movie after movie shoving girls into male roles and having them act like men. He even wanked over the idea of a female Link in Breath of the Wild - a character that would look and act like Male Link, but have a vagina. I get the feeling from Bob's earlier work that he once wanted women to remain feminine, pretty, and motherly, but had to gradually change his tune because mainstream feminism wanted girls to masculinize and become hostile to men's desires. Now Bob has to pretend that angry, titless cartoon heroines who outshine their male companions was what he wanted all along.

It's good to see Bob's earlier work and compare it with what he says now. If Bob were to try and assert now what he said then, he'd be crucified by his fellow Bluechecks. Goes to show what a tool he is. About the only things that have always remained consistent for him is his drooling over lesbians, his fedora-tipping, and his desire to lord it over the people he hates.
 
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See, this kind of shit makes me thing Robert is being deliberarly obtuse just to get a rise out of people, because it is the type of argument that when you try to counter, one can smugly say "well, I Know that, but I didn't mean ALL homeless people :smug:"

Okay, first, the big homeless crisis the USA have right now are people being priced out of their homes like what is happening in LA add that to a rampant opioid addiction infestation and you get the shit show that is Los Angeles now.

Some sheriffs from "bum-fuck-nowhere" wheeling out some junkies to San Francisco is just as a feasible explanation as it is the railroad vagabonds Robert just gave in mockery.

The unconfortable truth is that the laxed approach to drug abuse and homelessness that big liberal cities have, like Los Angles and New york, does create an environment that allows the proliferation of homeless people, be them local or getting from hitchhiking and numerous other ways, being homeless doesn't mean you don't have the means locomotion.

Add that to the distrust of homeless people of government housing and shelters, that often are not good environments due to violence in shelters and some housing programs asking for drug inspections from the homeless part, then you have a persisting problem, because the problem isn't just the lack of homes and shelter, or even job availability.

And California burned money trying to solve this issue, because the idea that a lot of these liberal minded sophistries have is that as long as you throw money at the problem, it will solve itself.

Except shit doesn't work, and the solution to th homeless issue in LA for example ain't a pretty one, because acctually enforcing the law and getting people out of the streets and environments that proliferate drug abuse means the use of force, and then have those unconfortable videos of people having their tents and shit taken away.

And so you have this situation created from this culture that people just don't can't handle being unconfortable, seems like it is just easier to ignore tents or some meth zombie pissing in the side walk, and by voting a certain party and saying the right things, makes you a good person and somebody else will have to handle it.

A culture that Robert endorses and love it, because it requires no action for virtuous validation, just words on social media.
 
*Despite what Nintendo fanboys like to claim Metroid wasn't all that popular, certainly not to Lara Croft's levels. To this day Samus isn't actually an interesting characte

You also wouldn't know she's a girl unless you got the best ending possible on the NES, a game that was quite the slog to just finish, let alone with all the items. It wasn't until Tomb Raider got popular that Nintendo tried to market her as a kick-ass girl just like Lara and how it was proof that Nintendo wasn't just kiddie games and had "always" been that way. Even though prior to that, they never gave a crap.

And so you have this situation created from this culture that people just don't can't handle being unconfortable, seems like it is just easier to ignore tents or some meth zombie pissing in the side walk, and by voting a certain party and saying the right things, makes you a good person and somebody else will have to handle it.

A culture that Robert endorses and love it, because it requires no action for virtuous validation, just words on social media.
Rather than admit they were wrong ( 30 years of solid blue policy have not solved the issue, meaning they can't pin it on Team Red, ) they've resorted to blaming those who point out how shitty it is and how YOU are the problem for not tolerating being bitten by a homeless nutcase while shopping.

Also, Seattle, Portland and LA have been playing "hot potato" with each other's homeless for years, because it's cheaper to give them a bus ticket than process them through the jails/courts and the local populace has been (as above outlined) trained into not expecting or demanding a better solution.
 
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Letting the permanently homeless get comfortable is horrible policy. Some people don't want to get better. Resources already exist to help people, but you can't help the guy outside my local CVS who has sat there every day for over half a decade shaking his cup. (true story) They need to want it, and extending them permanent leniency never drives them towards wanting it.

As far as Samus goes, she was always presented as a tough chick in everything but comedy manga after the release of the first game. Even the Nintendo Power NES era Captain N comics depicted her as a tough warrior woman, who also really wanted the Captain's D.

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And the Super Metroid comic which is actually pretty well done shows her as a badass as well.
 
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See, this kind of shit makes me thing Robert is being deliberarly obtuse just to get a rise out of people, because it is the type of argument that when you try to counter, one can smugly say "well, I Know that, but I didn't mean ALL homeless people :smug:"

Okay, first, the big homeless crisis the USA have right now are people being priced out of their homes like what is happening in LA add that to a rampant opioid addiction infestation and you get the shit show that is Los Angeles now.

Some sheriffs from "bum-fuck-nowhere" wheeling out some junkies to San Francisco is just as a feasible explanation as it is the railroad vagabonds Robert just gave in mockery.

The unconfortable truth is that the laxed approach to drug abuse and homelessness that big liberal cities have, like Los Angles and New york, does create an environment that allows the proliferation of homeless people, be them local or getting from hitchhiking and numerous other ways, being homeless doesn't mean you don't have the means locomotion.

Add that to the distrust of homeless people of government housing and shelters, that often are not good environments due to violence in shelters and some housing programs asking for drug inspections from the homeless part, then you have a persisting problem, because the problem isn't just the lack of homes and shelter, or even job availability.

And California burned money trying to solve this issue, because the idea that a lot of these liberal minded sophistries have is that as long as you throw money at the problem, it will solve itself.

Except shit doesn't work, and the solution to th homeless issue in LA for example ain't a pretty one, because acctually enforcing the law and getting people out of the streets and environments that proliferate drug abuse means the use of force, and then have those unconfortable videos of people having their tents and shit taken away.

And so you have this situation created from this culture that people just don't can't handle being unconfortable, seems like it is just easier to ignore tents or some meth zombie pissing in the side walk, and by voting a certain party and saying the right things, makes you a good person and somebody else will have to handle it.

A culture that Robert endorses and love it, because it requires no action for virtuous validation, just words on social media.

How the fuck does someone blame the homeless population on midnight caravans of small town sheriffs busing hobos and bums into the nearest metropolis? That is absurd on its face. Does it happen? Maybe, but not in the numbers needed to explain the hundreds of thousands of street people found across the country. This is one of Bob's most amazing qualities: simply inventing unbelievable, laughable explanations for the shortcomings of things he likes and then having an emotional reaction to a story he just made up in his head.
 
How the fuck does someone blame the homeless population on midnight caravans of small town sheriffs busing hobos and bums into the nearest metropolis? That is absurd on its face. Does it happen? Maybe, but not in the numbers needed to explain the hundreds of thousands of street people found across the country. This is one of Bob's most amazing qualities: simply inventing unbelievable, laughable explanations for the shortcomings of things he likes and then having an emotional reaction to a story he just made up in his head.
I don't think he's inventing it.
 
Armchair Psych Hypothesis: Bob calling Tomb Raider average (despite the first one at least being an important title in gaming history: along with Quake it ushered in 3D acceleration on PCs, and was a big PS1 seller, attempting somewhat realistic 3D environments, not to mention really marked the first time a female character with a defined personality was really front and center in a popular game*) and disliking "Dudebro" shooters and sports games ultimately comes down to them stealing Nintendo's thunder.

When Nintendo was on top in the NES days, it may have been the only time Bob was happy. He was a Nintendo fan and, despite being one of millions and Nintendo not having a real challenger in the US until 1989, he felt special for being a part of that. Tomb Raider and Quake we're huge in 1996. Mario 64 released the same year and while well received...probably didn't change the shape of gaming in quite the same way. These games are "No! You're in Mario's spotlight!" to him.

*Despite what Nintendo fanboys like to claim Metroid wasn't all that popular, certainly not to Lara Croft's levels. To this day Samus isn't actually an interesting character.
Your close, but not quite there yet. You see there are two facts about bob. The First simple fact is: Bob HATES his enemies the "Dudebros," or whatever else he may called them. It's not so much that he doesn't like Tomb Raider and more likely he hates that the "Dudebros" that like Tomb Raider, that made it popular, and that caused it to get 2 Live-action movies (now 3 movies with a 4th one on the way). He makes constant references to those "Dudebro assholes" in his videos. If Lara Croft debuted on the N64 instead of the PS1 Bob would've praised and slobbered all over it. While the "Dudebros" has slowly morphed over the years into the "Mayo Ghouls," the idea stays the same: Bob hates what they like.

The second fact is that Bob Hates Change. Game Overthinker Episode 4 goes into deeper detail on why he hates PS1 and the people who play them. It mostly has to with "Jocks" and "Cool Kids" were appropriating his video games' "Nerd Culture" and mutilating it into the culture for "Hardcore Gamers," which is another group of people he constantly derides and bemoans in his videos. Also, allow me to bring up this choice quote and picture from the same episode:

"The first time the world ended it was a mixed bag. Yeah, I miss SEGA, the real SEGA everyday..." -MovieBob

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Both me and you can easily bring up many more examples of Bob reacting super emotional, positive or negative, whenever something happens to his beloved childhood franchises. It's not just that he hates that the PS1 stole Nintendo's thunder, Bob overall just hates that time's stony clock keeps moving forward and leaves his most favorite things (his toys) to rot in the past.

Bob replaced religion with nintendo
I mean when Bob directly addresses Mr. Miyamoto as GOD I don't blame you for saying that. In Game Overthinker episode 7, Bob likens Nintendo itself as place that LITTERALY KEEPS HIS CHILDHOOD ALIVE. And we know it's not a metaphor or a joke or anything because thebetchloff podcast brought in a person who personally knew Bob before Game Overthinker. Said person then tells us that Episode 7 is mostly based of a dream/religious vision Bob once had and actually believes to be real.
 
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Your close, but not quite there yet. You see there are two facts about bob. The First simple fact is: Bob HATES his enemies the "Dudebros," or whatever else he may called them. It's not so much that he doesn't like Tomb Raider and more likely he hates that the "Dudebros" like Tomb Raider. He makes constant references those "Dudebro assholes" in his videos. Those same "Dudebros" that arrived in droves for the PS1 are the ones that made Lara Croft and a bunch of other Bob doesn't like popular in the first place. If Lara Croft debuted on the N64 instead of the PS1 Bob would've praised and slobbered all over it. While the "Dudebros" has slowly morphed over the years into the "Mayo Ghouls," the idea stays the same: Bob hates what they like.
The best part? All of his assache was entirely because he tried to ooze up to them and did so by trying to bully other kids, and knowing Bob they had to be even dumber and weaker than him.

In this case take his fuming rage over being blatantly rejected by Mick, Gino, and Georgis for that stunt. Add it to them likely ribbing him over his Mario autism, since while Bob may have not doodled Mario and imagined fanfiction for it as hard as he did when he was a kid, he probably let it slip.

Multiply that to negative marketing ads that Bob KNOWS is designed to shit on the other products, but have him still take their message as gospel. He sees PS1 ads that highlight its wide and varied titles, and makes up the idea that "dese guys like der PS1s, dat means all PS1 players are dudebro assholes".
The second fact is that Bob Hates Change. Game Overthinker Episode 4 goes into deeper detail on why he hates PS1 and the people who play them. It mostly has to with "Jocks" and "Cool Kids" were appropriating his video games' "Nerd Culture" and mutilating it into the culture for "Hardcore Gamers," which is another group of people he constantly derides and bemoans in his videos. Also, allow me to bring up this choice quote and picture from the same episode:

"The first time the world ended it was a mixed bag. Yeah, I miss SEGA, the real SEGA everyday..." -MovieBob

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Both me and you can easily bring up many more examples of Bob acting super emotional, positive or negative, whenever something happens to his beloved childhood franchises. Bob overall just hates that time's stony clock keeps moving forward and leaves his most favorite things (his toys) to rot in the past.
He threw and had depressive episodes over Mario not being as big as Pikachu, and was terrified to the point of neurosis that he might've went the way of Mickey Mouse and just became a mascot.

There's a reason I genuinely think he believed that he could escape to the Mushroom Kingdom until he was 15 years old.
 
Metroid is potentially my favorite gaming franchise, it's certainly my favorite Nintendo franchise. It's always been niche, and was for a long time a pet project within Nintendo rather than a franchise they took seriously. That's how Retro Studios got Metroid in the first place, Nintendo didn't care about it enough to not let those filthy uncultured Americans work on it directly.

Lara Croft at one point was one of the biggest and most recognizable celebrities in the English-speaking world. And she wasn't real.

There's no comparison.
Facebook and regulation:
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Robert is stupid and ignorant as always, Facebook has been begging to be regulated for years now. Nick Clegg (now a Facebook executive) seriously went on CNN a few hours ago and said that Facebook wants Section 230 repealed and all kinds of regulations placed on it and every other website in existence. (And Amy Klobuchar then came on right after to agree while chastising Clegg for not begging for even more regulation to protect the children.)

Like any massively large corporation Facebook knows that it's in the ideal position to be imposed on people and protect its profits by cozying up to the state and working together to put the kibosh on any up and comers.

I bet Robert not only thinks that Facebook "whistleblower" is legit but also probably thinks Facebook is just hopping mad about her getting a 60 Minutes special, testifying in front of Congress, appearing on endless panels, getting blue check marked on Twitter, etc. all pushing the same position that Facebook has had for years.

lol, this is a meme that's been going around in various forms about different games for a week and a half now
 
The second fact is that Bob Hates Change. Game Overthinker Episode 4 goes into deeper detail on why he hates PS1 and the people who play them. It mostly has to with "Jocks" and "Cool Kids" were appropriating his video games' "Nerd Culture" and mutilating it into the culture for "Hardcore Gamers," which is another group of people he constantly derides and bemoans in his videos. Also, allow me to bring up this choice quote and picture from the same episode:
This is ironic of Bob because he was a big defender of the casual gaming rising that came after the success of Nintendo DS and Wii then later mobile. He would tell people to get over it and accept that not all games appeal to them. Which is true but I don't think Bob ever got over the dudebros getting into gaming. It all seems like projection to him to get angry at dudebros getting angry at casuals.

The same can be said about female gamers, Bob assumes there is a push back against female gamers. He did it once defending Style Savvy saying "grow up" if gamers are upset at a girl game. Bob was right about that but I do wonder if there was any push back against Style Savvy in the first place other then the game looked unappealing to the E3 audience it was presented to or he invented a strawman to tear apart. He also defended that Diablo mobile game assuming the push back was from gamers not wanting more women in gameing (as it was a mobile game Bob assumed women would be playing it).

I have wondered if there was ever a "GamerGate" (as in the one journalism narrative version of GamerGate where the was a push back against women in gameing not the actual one) but this "GamerGate" was against dudebros in gaming would Bob have been pro GamerGate?
 
Blobby is an idiot beyond comprehension if he thinks major cities homelessness is caused by "Sheriffs" busing hobos.

Smaller communities have less homeless for the same reason they have less crime everyone knows each other. It's hard to steal if everyone knows "Mrs. Wilson" got her tv stolen and now you're selling one. Just like in a smaller community you're more likely to have a family member, friend, or church step in to help if you fall on tough times.

As a city boy I can tell you most people barely know their damn neighbors and we work with people who one day we are bullshitting with regularly and the next we learn they got fired and we never see them again. Most have a small network of close friends and family but that's it and if you fall on tough times you can fall through the cracks if your small network doesn't have the ability to help you.

20 years ago I had a family member end up homeless and I was in college and the other 3 family members who lived in the city all had apartments and could not take this person in without violating their leases and they didn't have the cash to help them so they were screwed. This person told me they'd give it 6 months to get off the streets or they were going to get a bus ticket and were heading out to CA. Why? Because it offered a lot of programs to help the homeless and the weather was nice. Now thanks to a pastor they befriended they got off the streets and they never went. But between the ironically seclusive lives of city dwellers and the vast programs offered in most of the cities they both cause and become a haven for the homeless.

Also that doesn't even take into account the number of drug addicts who are homeless and it's easier to score drugs in urban settings than bump fuck nowhere.
 
It sure says a lot about Robert's ability to "think" when he stubbornly considers that ivermectin only comes in the form of "horse paste" and has no function as anything other than dewormer, and that hydroxychloroquine is "aquarium powder" and not AN ACTUAL MEDICATION THAT EXISTS AND SOLVES MULTIPLE PROBLEMS. For fuck's sake. I don't even know how he still thinks that. If he bothered to "think", he'd have read all the left wing outlets that not only told us that it was only a similar sounding thing, but it was a leftie who murdered her husband with it and blamed Trump. "Thinkers" indeed. Thinkers who can't even separate two extremely different versions of events because they're too busy letting CNN think for them.
 
I'm going to bypass that first tweet there for the second one. With: "do the Sacklers have any ideas? Maybe knock a couple years off their sentences if they've got anything left sitting in R&D"

I'll just briefly touch on the part where he wants the government and a disgraced criminal corporation to work together to produce deadly snake oil to fraudulently sell to consumers because that seems like typical Robert and because a bigger thing stuck out to me: The Sacklers are not facing any sentences. They have not been criminally charged with, let alone convicted of, anything.
 
Armchair Psych Hypothesis: Bob calling Tomb Raider average (despite the first one at least being an important title in gaming history: along with Quake it ushered in 3D acceleration on PCs, and was a big PS1 seller, attempting somewhat realistic 3D environments, not to mention really marked the first time a female character with a defined personality was really front and center in a popular game*) and disliking "Dudebro" shooters and sports games ultimately comes down to them stealing Nintendo's thunder.

When Nintendo was on top in the NES days, it may have been the only time Bob was happy. He was a Nintendo fan and, despite being one of millions and Nintendo not having a real challenger in the US until 1989, he felt special for being a part of that. Tomb Raider and Quake we're huge in 1996. Mario 64 released the same year and while well received...probably didn't change the shape of gaming in quite the same way. These games are "No! You're in Mario's spotlight!" to him.

*Despite what Nintendo fanboys like to claim Metroid wasn't all that popular, certainly not to Lara Croft's levels. To this day Samus isn't actually an interesting character.
Bob, to this very minute, believes that gaming reached interactive perfection at jump on enemy three times to win.

If you disagree, you're an insecure dudebro. That's code for white supremacy if you weren't sure.
 
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