Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Koby_Fish]

@King Dead The hilarious part is, even if Bob does get his Immortal Robot Body with Bing Bing Wahoo mario-shka brain (highly unlikely), at the end of the world, it's just going to be taken from him again. Then he can stew in heck for all eternity about the Soopeeryah Afterlife that he earned, that he got cheated out of because he was so stupid he allowed the Devil to convince him that he doesn't exist (and that God doesn't, either). The thing is, Bob should remember the verse where Jesus said, "He who knows what his Master wanted and doesn't do it, will be beaten with many blows. He who does not know what his master wanted and doesn't do it, will be beaten with few blows." Bob will be beaten with many blows (assuming he doesn't repent/deathbed conversion sometime in the Soopeeryah Fyootchah, and yes, I know, that's overly ).

Heck, with Bob's devotion to Mario, he's pretty much what all the fundy anti-vidja-game fanatics were worried about - that bing bing wahoo would become an idolatry. Way to prove them right, blob...

I've always understood the afterlife as, at least in terms of Heaven, that basically you'll no longer be bound by the confines of your mortal inadequate brain, and will be able to comprehend the things and will thus have the answers to [some of] the questions. I'm sure some things will be "forgotten" (like one's sins/mistakes), and a good deal of the rest won't even matter, but the point is comprehension on one's own is possible at that point.

 

[ChampFantana]

There are few things in this entire world funnier than a diaper-shitting, booger-eating retard like Bobert claiming that he's smarter than others. God help me, I crack up every time.

 

[Mr Snek]

The funniest thing about people like Bob demanding that scientists find a way to defeat death is that it's theorised that even if scientists found a way to completely prevent aging and disease, it's estimated that most people would die within 2 to 3 centuries anyway through shear bad luck. That's not even taking into account the potential side effects of any kind of gene editing that could achieve that, or the mental issues that would come with that kind of potential immortality, or what it would do to society at large.

 

[Koby_Fish]

There are few things in this entire world funnier than a diaper-shitting, booger-eating retard like Bobert claiming that he's smarter than others. God help me, I crack up every time.

in one of Positron's latest tweet-thread postings, Bob admits he's "only kinda smart" and says he knows people who are REALLY smart.

OK, so, the Dunning-Krueger isn't as severe as I thought. Bob doesn't think he's a goddamn literal genius. However, he is still way stupider than he thinks he is.

I'd love to know who it is Bob knows who went to Hahvahd or wherever the fuck else Ivy league they have over in Bawhstuhn that willingly talks to him about capeshit and bing bing wahoo that makes Bob think they're really smart and not simply marginally smarter than him.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Someone needs to recreate Shrek is Life Shrek is Love with Bob and Mario.

Spoiler: Islamic

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>Bob was only 9 years old.
>Bob loved Mario so much, he had all the merchandise and the 1993 movie.
>Bob prays to Mario instead of God every night, thanking him for the life he's been given. “Mario is love” he says, “Mario is life."
>His dad hears Bob and calls him a faggot. Bob knows he was just jealous of Bob's devotion to Mario.
>Bob called him a cunt.
>He hits Bob and sends him to sleep.
>Bob's crying now and his face hurts.
>Bob lays in bed, really cold. He feels something warm...
>It's Mario! Bob was so happy.
>Mario whispers in his ear "It's a-me, Mario."
>He grabs Bob with his gloved hands, and puts Bob on his hands and knees. He's ready.
>Bob spreads his ass cheeks for Mario.
>He penetrates Bob's butthole with his mushroom.
>It hurts so much, but Bob does it for Mario. Bob can feel his butt tearing and eyes watering as Mario chants "Bing, bing, bing" with each thrust.
>Bob wants to please Mario.
>Mario roars "WAHOO!" as he fills Bob's butt with his love.
>Bob's dad walks in.
>Mario looks him straight in the eye and says,
>"My princess is in this castle."
>Mario leaves through the window.
>Mario is love. Mario is life.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

And this rant brings the question: what has Bob done to earn any of this shit? He lives in his mom's basement and tweets all day. He refuses to be a soldier in this war he demands because he's terrified of death, He's not thinker. He's a weak, whiny, entitled brat who never matured beyond 9 years old. Bob didn't peak at 9. His mental and emotional development STOPPED at nine. I can't tell if this new tantrum is funny or just pathetic.

Bob thinks that because he supports the right politicians, hates the right people, and gives money to the right corporations he has earned his place in the "superior future". That's how bob earned it not by actually contributing anything but by saying the right words and throwing money at the right billionaires they now owe him an endless childhood.

 

[Mola Ram]

in one of Positron's latest tweet-thread postings, Bob admits he's "only kinda smart" and says he knows people who are REALLY smart.

OK, so, the Dunning-Krueger isn't as severe as I thought. Bob doesn't think he's a goddamn literal genius. However, he is still way stupider than he thinks he is.

I don't think so. Whenever Bob claims he's not that smart, it always strikes me as ironic modesty -- something he feels like he has to say, or something he thinks makes him look like less of an asshole. It never comes across sincerely. The tell is in his spergout with jonnysocialism:



This is what Bob really thinks: he's smarter than almost everybody, if you disagree with him that's per se evidence that you're "not very bright," and any debate is him lowering himself to the realm of submentals to bless us with his genius. The hilarious part is this side of him only comes out when he feels threatened. Whatever the merits of jonny's arguments, his manner clearly got under Bob's skin in a major way, and he felt compelled to haul out the big gun of his megabrain to feel safe again.

Also, fuck you, Bob, for losing arguments to a goddamn Commie.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

The only growing he's done is out. The only aggrieved angry white man he's been around is himself, unless you count his orbiters and angels.

The funniest thing about people like Bob demanding that scientists find a way to defeat death is that it's theorised that even if scientists found a way to completely prevent aging and disease, it's estimated that most people would die within 2 to 3 centuries anyway through shear bad luck.

Oh, he's got that one sorted out already. What's the runaway bus going to do, drive into the basement to get him?

 

[Boom Boss]

The only growing he's done is out. The only aggrieved angry white man he's been around is himself, unless you count his orbiters and angels.


Oh, he's got that one sorted out already. What's the runaway bus going to do, drive into the basement to get him?

He had to move back in with his mom, so he doesn't even have that anymore.

 

[Mr Snek]

Oh, he's got that one sorted out already. What's the runaway bus going to do, drive into the basement to get him?

A heart attack is gonna get Bobby long before a runaway bus will. Despite what fat cunts on the internet say, being a lazy lump of lard is very detrimental to your health and being able to overcome aging won't help anyone overcome decades of overeating.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Oh, he's got that one sorted out already. What's the runaway bus going to do, drive into the basement to get him?

Knowing the universes sense of irony Bob would get his biological immortality. Then choke to death the same day while eating a small amount of McDonalds for an average family of five person.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

A huge argument cropped up in the few short hours I haven't been looking.

Pity Bobby, he has been bullied at school! Fortunately, he and his Righteous Avengers are very tough. They fight.
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Bobby has the answer to everything under the sun. Unfortunately he is too busy to entertain the unworthy.
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Because the snot-eating little Bobby didn't blame globalization, no one ever should either. And it seems likely that Bob's dad and his peers didn't exactly approve of the mickey-mouse degree he got:
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Obama's sheer incompetence at racial relations -- indeed he was the instigator of much of the racial discord -- is a perfect reason why people don't trust the Dems.

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Whoever said Christians believe thoughts create reality? This is Idealism, more common among New Age woo and Postmodernism.

My Struggles by Robert Lewis Chipman, coming to a bookstore near you.
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Another man did something for his community. Bobby and his Angel are derisive:
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The convo is such a Gordian knot that I don't know who are the "two separate individuals".

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Jonny: Communists promoted worker rights. They are the good people
Bobby: But did they promote butt sex? People are suffocating without butt sex!
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The sexual degenerate brigade pop up to defend Bobby:
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Bobby meets his match in China fanaticism:
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Did someone really compare Boob to Ayn Rand? Did that really happen? People trapped in his orbit are fucking retards.

You know what is funny is you can actually see in the text where Boob gets a fresh hit of his own flatulence. It is when he tries to end a tweet with some stinging remark but comes off like a drooling moron.

I don't think so. Whenever Bob claims he's not that smart, it always strikes me as ironic modesty -- something he feels like he has to say, or something he thinks makes him look like less of an asshole. It never comes across sincerely. The tell is in his spergout with jonnysocialism:

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This is what Bob really thinks: he's smarter than almost everybody, if you disagree with him that's per se evidence that you're "not very bright," and any debate is him lowering himself to the realm of submentals to bless us with his genius. The hilarious part is this side of him only comes out when he feels threatened. Whatever the merits of jonny's arguments, his manner clearly got under Bob's skin in a major way, and he felt compelled to haul out the big gun of his megabrain to feel safe again.

Also, fuck you, Bob, for losing arguments to a goddamn Commie.

It amuses me that Boob thinks he is unknowable through his years of content and billions of words in Tweets. He is about as deep as a puddle and three times as wide.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

If you ask me, I believe the whole superhero trend is on it’s way out.

And what I mean by that, is that the genre is going to be replaced by the next popular trend, whatever it might be.

Also, in my opinion, I think the action-adventure/fantasy genre could use some ‘reinventing’ in certain areas.

As a lifelong fan of the superhero genre, I would say, "Good."

Bob and his ilk have fouled up the fandom to the point where I no longer get much enjoyment out of it. I preferred superheroes when it was a niche thing and the community was tighter knit--some of my happier days were when I used to post on ComicBloc forums where @FROG and other industry professionals engaged with the fans in a healthier way.

And I agree, a campy Batman would not work in live-action. It be too weird.

Exhibits A&B: Batman Forever and Batman & Robin.

I often believe that George Clooney and Joel Schumacher get a bad wrap for the latter, especially Schumacher. Joel was a pretty good director and he was only giving the studio what they wanted.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

That gives him what, 20 years or so?

Depends on his genetics. But as far as we know not only is Bob diabetic on top of being morbidly obese but he has some pretty bad habits too like getting stressed over nothing, this isn't good for his heart!

Honestly, if Blob just went on a diet and started an exercise routine to keep himself minimally fit his chances would improve by a lot on the long term. Problem is, this takes willpower and commitment, easier for him to commit himself to tweeting like a madman all day than to take a single step towards maturity and healthy habits!

A heart attack is gonna get Bobby long before a runaway bus will. Despite what fat cunts on the internet say, being a lazy lump of lard is very detrimental to your health and being able to overcome aging won't help anyone overcome decades of overeating.

I put on some weight this year as I was working like a motherfucker (not Chris, obviously lol!) and it feels like shit, I felt uncomfortable just with a little more extra weight, I can't honestly fucking comprehend how Blobert and other landwhales actually put up with being colosally overweight, imagine the hassle for simple tasks!

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I put on some weight this year as I was working like a motherfucker (not Chris, obviously lol!) and it feels like shit, I felt uncomfortable just with a little more extra weight, I can't honestly fucking comprehend how Blobert and other landwhales actually put up with being colosally overweight, imagine the hassle for simple tasks!

Maybe that's why Bob moved back to his mother's house. He needs someone to pry him loose when he gets stuck in the doorway.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I think moving back in with his mom broke him.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1449014926333329414

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This comes six hours after getting his shit kicked in by people simply saying "we shouldn't ostracize half of the population" and I don't know where it comes from. The tweet prior is him trying to dunk on Pete, again. I don't see anything in the news to suggest anything to set this off. I think this is just him trying to lick his wounds after losing to commies.

A huge argument cropped up in the few short hours I haven't been looking.

Pity Bobby, he has been bullied at school! Fortunately, he and his Righteous Avengers are very tough. They fight.

I saw this and for the life of me couldn't figure out what set him off. I also couldn't figure out how empty your life is that Bob retweeting you advocating for violence some how makes your night. It's even less impressive when you find out that Bob also retweeted Arkle, twice.

Both got the Bob seal of approval.

And what was the end result of Bob sperging after jumping into conversations that he wasn't a part of and arguing that inflicting harm on people he doesn't like is actually a good thing?

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1449012864363212806

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"How dare this peasant run away after I sealioned my way in and screamed at him a bunch of hateful jargon without ever addressing his points! Weakling"

Remember this moment, o Lord of Lynn, the next time you cry that people block you or are embarrassed to be associated with you and reflect upon the actions that led you here.

I don't think so. Whenever Bob claims he's not that smart, it always strikes me as ironic modesty -- something he feels like he has to say, or something he thinks makes him look like less of an asshole. It never comes across sincerely. The tell is in his spergout with jonnysocialism:

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This is what Bob really thinks: he's smarter than almost everybody, if you disagree with him that's per se evidence that you're "not very bright," and any debate is him lowering himself to the realm of submentals to bless us with his genius. The hilarious part is this side of him only comes out when he feels threatened. Whatever the merits of jonny's arguments, his manner clearly got under Bob's skin in a major way, and he felt compelled to haul out the big gun of his megabrain to feel safe again.

Also, fuck you, Bob, for losing arguments to a goddamn Commie.

He fucking said the same thing about boomers in his tirade in Posi's post!

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1448889680263536661

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"finish this project"? That is such a bullshit Brianna Wu/Virgo Rouge style line. "I'm really busy and am doing important things you don't even know". YOU WENT ON FOR ANOTHER HOUR ARGUING WITH THIS GUY AND STARTED RIGHT BACK UP EIGHT HOURS LATER AFTER YOU WOKE UP. It's astounding really.

That last line:

I'm A.) Gen-X and B.) smarter than them and don't care

That's why you had to move in with momma ain't Bob? The world's just too damn stoopit to comprehend your majesty. You can't succeed because the world denies you success. We fear your superior ways and wish to continue to stare at the shadows on the wall.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Correct me if I'm wrong but don't half the newbies to this thread open with "LOL Moviebob just blocked me" ?

Gen-x? He's two years younger than me and I'm only gen-x by about half the metrics out there, the rest mark me as a millennial.

I'm sure with some effort you could find someone who stretches X into the middle of 1981 but then I can also find someone who expects brain transfer to be perfected in the lifetime of the average unhealthy millennial.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Correct me if I'm wrong but don't half the newbies to this thread open with "LOL Moviebob just blocked me" ?

"BIGOTRY, STEREOTYPES AND VIOLENCE BAD.

Anyways, here is my eight page poorly written thesis on why all Republicans must be executed."

If there is anything to always be solid about Bob, it's his amazing hypocrisy.

 

[Mola Ram]

"BIGOTRY, STEREOTYPES AND VIOLENCE BAD.

Anyways, here is my eight page poorly written thesis on why all Republicans must be executed."

If there is anything to always be solid about Bob, it's his amazing hypocrisy.

Hypocrisy is such an essential element of Bob's character that it's hardly worth pointing out. "No bad tactics, only bad targets" is a perfect distillation of a worldview that embraces hypocrisy as a valuable tool. Or go back to my first, baffling exposure to MovieBob: claiming the only difference that mattered between Jack Thompson going after video games and Anita Sarkeesian doing the same was that Thompson was a right wing religious nut, while Anita's motives were pure as the driven snow. That acceding to either of their demands would have resulted in the same censoring of video games meant nothing; only their reasons mattered to Mr. Galaxy Brain. It makes no sense, but Bob has valued a person's beliefs over their actions for a long, long time ... probably because he himself does nothing of note, but he's got the right beliefs, dammit.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Because "not genociding people because they lost a war" is basic human decency. Heck, Soviet Russia - a country that was treated far worse by Nazi Germany than Moviebob was by Trump supporters - didn't kill every German and "only" ethnically cleansed some areas of Poland. When Joseph "wiping out ethnic groups or moving them to Siberia because their existence slightly annoys me is fun" Stalin is less of a genocidal maniac than you, you might want to reconsider your politics.

I know this is meant to be some sort of enlightened atheist joke but can someone explain it to me? I honestly don't get it.

Marxists are against people having money to spend as they themselves see fit. The point of Marxism is "from each according to his ability, to each according to his need". I don't like it, but it's not racist - it treats blacks and whites equally badly.

Moviebob, the man who routinely calls for genocide against his own countrymen, gets annoyed when someone makes a joke about denying the genocide of Slavs, Jews, Balts, the disabled and gypsies by Nazi Germany?

Well, there it is, the stupidest thing I've seen all day.

NAFTA put people on the dole. If you put people out of work they will vote for people who offer them bread and stability, whether they're communists, Nazis or "MAGA ghouls".

I know "and then, one day, for absolutely no reason..." is a meme, but do these people not understand why Hitler got elected?

Just because your waifu is a boricua doesn't mean you have to defend stateside Puerto Ricans.

(How many Puerto Ricans are there in Boston, anyway? I thought most of them lived in New York.)

Too easy.