Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I know Bob is always aggro, but he's REALLY aggro now.

What's eating him?

 

[JayHarrison]

Pity Bobby, he has been bullied at school! Fortunately, he and his Righteous Avengers are very tough. They fight.
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Moviebob: You should really look someone up before you take your shot.

Moviebob got careless here: Bob's provided his opponents so thousands upon thousands of rounds verbal ammunition, he shouldn't be surprised if Bob's own words are turned against him.

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Bobby has the answer to everything under the sun. Unfortunately he is too busy to entertain the unworthy.
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I'd rather he waste his time talking to people who (rightfully) shun his empty platitudes than me wasting my time watching his Z-grade video content. (I can stomach looking at his Twitter posts, however; if anyone sues him for defamation of character, as mentioned earlier, there are thousands of posts and screenshots that could sink the POS Moviebob's career even faster than the HMS Titanic.)

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Because the snot-eating little Bobby didn't blame globalization, no one ever should either. And it seems likely that Bob's dad and his peers didn't exactly approve of the mickey-mouse degree he got:
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Obama's sheer incompetence at racial relations -- indeed he was the instigator of much of the racial discord -- is a perfect reason why people don't trust the Dems.

No wonder Moviebob hates white people. He's emulating Barack Obama, the president who singlehandedly set America's race relations back 50 years, minimum!

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Whoever said Christians believe thoughts create reality? This is Idealism, more common among New Age woo and Postmodernism.

Last I checked, Moviebob wasn't a Thinker™ from the Brainland™ of America.

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My Struggles by Robert Lewis Chipman, coming to a bookstore near you.
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Moviebob: "I lifted MYSELF out of that [becoming a horrible, brutish monster] by conscious decision and continuted deliberate struggle and LEGITIMATE compassion to people who deserve it."

Moviebob: "...I don't support parties. I support outcomes."

Moviebob only supports outcomes that result when Democrats are in power. Remember: Bob wouldn't take the COVID-19 vaccine when Trump was in office, even if it were administered by geriatric men dressed up as Chippendale dancers.

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Moviebob isn't a right-wing chud. Moviebob is just a chud.

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Another man did something for his community. Bobby and his Angel are derisive:
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The convo is such a Gordian knot that I don't know who are the "two separate individuals".

Twitter user jonnysocialism: "I'm not a political candidate and I have no nee to cater to the sociopathic shitlibs who fantasize about drone striking people. [...] you wouldn't know anything about sacrificing time to help others."

Dear jonnysocialism:

Moviebob: "It's clear that [jonnysocialism is] not very bright [...] you haven't any idea who I am and are talking past me to some received caricature."

Reality: "Bob L. Chipman, it's YOU--IT... IS... YOU... AND... YOU... ALONE...--who's lacking anything that remotely resembles intelligence here, you bloviating, braindead blowhard! That caricature you claim people perceive you as is of your own God-damned doing! Every single piece of evidence that exposes you as the intellectual fraud that you are is of your own making! Your Twitter is ten years old and contains well over a quarter-million posts--and that doesn't include tweets you've deleted in hopes of covering your ass in a failed attempt to make youself look good! There are literally thousands of screen captures of yout tweets that have been shared on the Internet, and they all prove what a delusional disphit you truly are! You have consistently demonstrated that nothing qualifies as 'fact' unless you can distort them to fit in to you Hitlerian political views! Your perpetual disdain for total strangers who have done you no direct harm makes you look like a despotic sociopath, and your taking pleasure in their misery does nothing but make you look like a Machiavellian psychopath! There is literally no way you can claim that anyone has defamed your chracter, Mister Robert L. Chipman, because you have successfully destroyed your own character without needing anyone's assistance!"

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In other news:
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Dear Moviebob: [source video, edited]

Sincerely,
--Humanity

 

[A Very Big Fish]

So assuming his heart doesn't decide to pack it in when he sees the new Mario flick, and Bob does make a sequel to Brick by Brick, do you think it'll be called, "Another Brick in the Wall?"

Also, one of my friends whipped this up a while back when we first saw a video of a reading of Brick by Brick, and I just remembered it, so I asked him for a copy to post. He used that photo of Bob in a wife beater dressed like the world's chunkiest drill seargent and just tried to do some knock off Deus Ex thing.

 

[Toxinophile]

I have a splitting headache. My compliments to anyone who can sit through multiple Bob videos; yours is the stamina of the gods.

I think you might be confusing stamina for ignorance here. The way you vivisected that video, and how you extracted and pulled apart every detail was honestly beautiful. I wish I could pull off even a fraction of the elegant critique and masterful comprehension of that you just did. It takes me like a dozen re-watches to decipher what Bob is saying but you figured it all out in one sitting. I'm glad and humbled at the same time that we got people here in this thread that know their stuff.

 

[The tired cat]

Really miss Lordkats rants on Movie Bob. What exscatly happened to him? I heard that people found evidence that he might have raped a person and after that he left the internet and none of his Movie Bob stuff survived. However I have been able to find very little information about Lordkats depatrure nore the rape.

Ye, the whole rape stuff was kinda made as bullshit. Apparently, the worst LordFatass did was get a drunk chick on camera to show her tits, he just got the "rape" thing plastered on him to cover up for another douchebag. Frankly. LordKat was an over all bastard himself, who constantly told people to kill themselves and had a huge ego about himself.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Bob, shut up. If a right-wing nutter did this then you would be talking about how everyone to the right or left of Tony Blair needs to be gassed for preventing the Sooperiyah Fyoocha. The fact you're only talking about "sobriety and clarity" because one of the same Muslims you simp for decided to get his 72 virgins by killing an MP speaks volumes.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I know Bob is always aggro, but he's REALLY aggro now.

What's eating him?

He's 40, had to move in with his mother, and doomed to be an unemployed incel for the rest of his waning years. Unless he changes, it'll never get better. And he refuses to change.

Ye, the whole rape stuff was kinda made as bullshit. Apparently, the worst LordFatass did was get a drunk chick on camera to show her tits, he just got the "rape" thing plastered on him to cover up for another douchebag. Frankly. LordKat was an over all bastard himself, who constantly told people to kill themselves and had a huge ego about himself.

LK and Mantis got a little tipsy the night JW molested her, and because LK was saying shit about CA before it was cool, everyone decided to pin Justin's crime on him, despite Mantis going on his stream and disputing it.

 

[Yuri_]

He's 40, had to move in with his mother

Why? His patreon earnings should be able to cover rent and all other expenses

 

[Koby_Fish]

Why? His patreon earnings should be able to cover rent and all other expenses

Maybe mommy's not as young as she used to be and needs help not taking her christmas decorations down all year?

 

[JayHarrison]

I saw this and for the life of me couldn't figure out what set him off. I also couldn't figure out how empty your life is that Bob retweeting you advocating for violence some how makes your night. It's even less impressive when you find out that Bob also retweeted Arkle, twice.
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Both got the Bob seal of approval.

That's because G33kOfAllTrades is almost as fascistic--and as racist--as Moviebob.

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And what was the end result of Bob sperging after jumping into conversations that he wasn't a part of and arguing that inflicting harm on people he doesn't like is actually a good thing?

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1449012864363212806

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "Weakling.… "

archived 15 Oct 2021 14:59:29 UTC

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"How dare this peasant run away after I sealioned my way in and screamed at him a bunch of hateful jargon without ever addressing his points! Weakling"

How much of a Thinker™ is Moviebob? He doesn't seem to grasp the idea that the smarter man knows not to pick fights that aren't worth his time. jonnysocialism realizes this; getting into a debate with Moviebob is literally the definition of "arguing with stupid people" in which one is dragged down to Moviebob's level and dredged to death with Bob's experience with terminal stupidity.

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"BIGOTRY, STEREOTYPES AND VIOLENCE BAD.

Anyways, here is my eight page poorly written thesis on why all Republicans must be executed."

If there is anything to always be solid about Bob, it's his amazing hypocrisy.

I think I now know why Moviebob's one full person lighter today than he was one year ago: It's not because Bob's been more careful about his dietary habits; it's because Bob's been burning so many Calories on moving those heavy political goalposts!

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@JayHarrison It reminds me of that old joke about three people going to hell, I forget who the first two were but one of the two goes into a room with a gorilla, and a voice says, "so-and-so, you have sinned, and have to spend eternity with this gorilla". The third person is (former US president) Ronald Reagan, and he is shown a door, which opens to reveal Bo Derek (a total 80s hottie). The disembodied voice says, "Bo Derek you have sinned..."

Ooh. I'm a bit of a Ronald Reagan fanboy (I was born during the later Jimmy Carter years), but I gotta admit: That's a good one!

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For those who haven't seen yet, a conservative MP on Britain got stabed to death by a man of Somali heritage (aka, black).

I just find it rich that just yesterday Robert was screaming about republicans being a "death cult", but nows he wants sobriety and clarity, uh-huh.

The shit thing is, a man just lost his life and all Robert does is to play this tribal game bullshit. This isn't even about some immigrants that might undergo heavier discrimination because of this murder, but just about playing this game of appearances and say the things expected of each side depending on who kills who:

White guy kills minority: nazis!!! nazis!!! oh my god the nazis are everywhere!!!! We gotta kill the Nazis!!! Burn everything, we must feel our truth!!!!

A minority kills a white guy: Well, this is terrible news, but we need to keep out heads well over our shoulders and proceed with a clear vision for a better future, we can't give into hate for the sake of decent people.

Mind you, I don't think Robert should "care" about this MPs death [...] But at the very least he could have some respect and [...] say nothing than to play this fucking internet game where people are nothing more than point of contentions to show how much of you are "on the right side of history" bullshit.

As I said above, the only actual exercise Moviebob participates in is moving political goalposts.

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So assuming his heart doesn't decide to pack it in when he sees the new Mario flick, and Bob does make a sequel to Brick by Brick, do you think it'll be called, "Another Brick in the Wall?"

...Moviebob has a heart?

 

[The tired cat]

...Moviebob has a heart?

I mean, if you consider a huge chicken Nugget filled with lard, BBQ sauce, and several types of junk foods a heart...then yes...

 

[Godzilla@1989]

One year ago today, Bob got fired by the Eacapist the second time.

I must note that when The Escapist fired Bob the second time, they gave Bob the rights to his shows they retained when he was fired initially back in 2015. That to me, shows just how bad he burned bridges with them. His narcisistic behavior and obessession with twitting non stop is the reason he’s in a financial hellhole, no friends, and no prospects of a promising future.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Crack open a cold one and smoke 'em if you got 'em, for this happy anniversary

 

[Neko GF]

Robert getting assmad over people not taking RT critic's opinions seriously:

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>"Wanna see the same two pictures? Watch Tom Brady throw a pass, then watch ME"

This tard actually thinks that being a pretentious wanker who watches movies is comparable to being a professional athlete.

"Christian-Fascist Death-Cult"

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Seething over Joe Rogan:

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Robert (and Jerry Peet) try speaking for younger generations.

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[Ralph Barnhardt]

One year ago today, Bob got fired by the Eacapist the second time.
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I must note that when The Escapist fired Bob the second time, they gave Bob the rights to his shows they retained when he was fired initially back in 2015. That to me, shows just how bad he burned bridges with them. His narcisistic behavior and obessession with twitting non stop is the reason he’s in a financial hellhole, no friends, and no prospects of a promising future.

And he is almost back to where he was at that point

I'm going to make a lot of assumptions here so forgive me.
He theoretically no longer pays rent and maybe utilities. He doesn't pay property taxes. They're probably sharing food costs. He doesn't go anywhere (he said last week or two that he was so scared of the increase in wild animals that he wanted to get a gun to take to the park with him, he doesn't have a job to go to, and he's also scared of getting a kiss from Corona-chan).

Where is that $3k going?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

@JayHarrison It reminds me of that old joke about three people going to hell, I forget who the first two were but one of the two goes into a room with a gorilla, and a voice says, "so-and-so, you have sinned, and have to spend eternity with this gorilla". The third person is (former US president) Ronald Reagan, and he is shown a door, which opens to reveal Bo Derek (a total 80s hottie). The disembodied voice says, "Bo Derek you have sinned..."

The version I heard went like this:

There were three women who died and went to heaven. They were met at the pearly gates by Saint Peter, who told them "Hello, welcome to heaven. We have only one rule here: don't step on a duck." And when he opened the gates, the women saw the ground was completely covered in rubber ducks.

The first woman stepped on one out of curiosity, and then Peter appeared next to her with DarkSydePhil. He handcuffed the two together and declared that they'd be handcuffed together for eternity.

The other two were really careful for the next few thousand years, but then the second woman accidentally stepped on a duck. Peter appeared next to her with Moviebob and handcuffed the two together, declaring that they'd be handcuffed together for eternity.

The third one was exceedingly careful foe countless thousands of years after that, until St. Peter suddenly appeared next to her with Null. He handcuffed the two together, declaring that they'd be handcuffed together for eternity.

The woman looked at Null, impressed, and said "Wow! What did I do to deserve this?"

Null replied "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."

And he is almost back to where he was at that point
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I'm going to make a lot of assumptions here so forgive me.
He theoretically no longer pays rent and maybe utilities. He doesn't pay property taxes. They're probably sharing food costs. He doesn't go anywhere (he said last week or two that he was so scared of the increase in wild animals that he wanted to get a gun to take to the park with him, he doesn't have a job to go to, and he's also scared of getting a kiss from Corona-chan).

Where is that $3k going?

Cheap booze.

 

[Mola Ram]

Where is that $3k going?

I've said it before, I'll say it again: I believe Bob is one step up from being an alcoholic, and I would not be surprised if he has a monthly booze bill that would make the Founding Fathers blush.

 

[A Pale Shadow]

Robert getting assmad over people not taking RT critic's opinions seriously:
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>"Wanna see the same two pictures? Watch Tom Brady throw a pass, then watch ME"

This tard actually thinks that being a pretentious wanker who watches movies is comparable to being a professional athlete.

Bob has long made it obvious that he's insecure about the legitimacy of film critique as a genuine job. I have a sneaking suspicion there's the ghost of Pa Chipman lurking behind that sentiment. It's no wonder he thinks The Critic is the greatest show ever, it's what he WISHES he was.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Robert (and Jerry Peet) try speaking for younger generations.

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I had forgotten that Jerry existed. The sweet concoction of both him chiming in and Bob trying to be a wise elder and still be hip by using "cringe" makes my skin crawl.

So nobody misses it I would like to highlight the Bob's last tweet, the one before Jerry's

The sentence, which is just a continuation of the tweet prior, doesn't make any sense. "the only tools late capitalism has left on the field for not fighting by YOUR rules" is something that I think that Bob thinks the hip socialist he got into a fight with yesterday would say. Bob being Bob makes it sound dumb and not genuine because he is a fake trying to say what he thinks the cool kids want to hear. Bob also admits that young progressives are "cringe" but tries to make things sound better by adding that they are "Fearless in the face of an ACTUAL apocalypse". What apocalypse Bob? Climate? Drumpf? Economic equality? Gun control? Well good job dumbo because they failed on every count and in a way that we all would describe as cringe.

Dat last line fam, "the better future they DESERVE" YOU SEE GUYZ!?! IT'S NO LONGER ABOUT HIM! HE'S A CHANGED BOI! IT'S A FUTURE THE CHILDREN NOW ARE OWED! YOU NOT GIVING US ROCKET SHIPS IS THE SAME AS CHILD ABUSE!
It'll be interesting to see if this will be his angle now. I hope so. The stay at home Philanthropist Führer arc is something I could get excited about.

 

[link1234]

Robert getting assmad over people not taking RT critic's opinions seriously:
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>"Wanna see the same two pictures? Watch Tom Brady throw a pass, then watch ME"

This tard actually thinks that being a pretentious wanker who watches movies is comparable to being a professional athlete.

The "people who's job this is" is "any random guy who can click a mouse". Bob needs some self awareness and know his job is nothing special and any jack off can do it. I don't need to train in order to tell someone a movie is worth their time or not.

"Christian-Fascist Death-Cult"
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What Bob either fails or refuses to understand is that his and many others like him reading of racism is on the same level of 80s moral panic of satanic. Yes there is racism in the world but nowhere near the level these people say that there is. It does not take much at all for them to scream racism and they never stopped and asked themself if they are sounding like Helen Lovejoy and panicking over nothing.