Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Blobert is an exceptional individual and an asshole, but he didn't defend fucking Child Porn unlike Vaush!

Well, unless you count Cuties....

 

[Mola Ram]

What I find completely BOB about it, is Bob, while claiming he has Perfect Pitch Comprehension, fails completely when attempting to comprehend the dude's tweet-question, sees "neck myself" in the context of what niece or nephew might hypothetically do if exposed to CRT/"diversity-antiracism training", and goes straight to "HOW DARE" as if this was a threat of violence against the family by the guy.

I actually wonder if it's less Bob's fanatical defense of his niece and nephew (which, honestly, isn't something to fault him for on its own) and more that he's been warned by Mrs. The Chippa not to expose her kids under pain of some vague but severe threat. Which would be easy to do if he didn't chronically overshare his pathetic life online.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

ADDENDUM: This also goes under "[Moviebob] is really stupid":

I have questions:

Did Bob even watch the video? Did Bob not notice that this is a family of twelve? Did Bob not see this family buying cereal? Did Bob even take note that that this family was actually making their own meals instead of that 3,500-calorie "small McDonald's meal"? Could it have occurred to Bob that this family uses milk as an ingredient in baked goods? Does Bob ever research pricing data around the nation*? And why the ever loving FUCK is it a bad thing for cow's milk to cost as little as $2.00 per gallon?

Stupid Moviebob is REALLY FUCKING STUPID!

*Living in SoCal, a store-brand gallon of milk at Wal-Mart used to go for about $2.25 within the past two years; the same product now costs about $2.75.

I remember when milk cost $2 a gallon...

Does Bob even actually watch RLM?

I don't know how he could and still have a take about Mike that's so off-base.

I forget which Big Picture it was, something about Star Wars the prequels maybe, but he references the Plinket Episode 1 review and even gives the link...though as a slide in his video forcing you to type the full url. He says that the review is worth watching because it's a great intro into film theory. This is after he annoyingly calls it "that damn Plinket review".

Whether or not he's seen anything recent is unknown.

Some bit of tin foil: I think it was in their interview with Macaulay Culkin that Rich Evans brought up a Best of the Worst they filmed that was completely unusable. I have a memory of them saying that it was with a guest. None of the elaborated any further. I have no proof that Bob was this guest but I've always hoped that he was.

 

[Mola Ram]

. I have a memory of them saying that it was with a guest. None of the elaborated any further. I have no proof that Bob was this guest but I've always hoped that he was.

I really doubt this for a lot of reasons. For one, RLM guests tend to be actual industry professionals. For another, I have to imagine Bob would have said something about it -- no matter what he thinks of them, a guest shot would have given him an enormous boost. For a third, it would mean that he traveled to Wisconsin.

 

[Absolutego]

Because to him only Adam West or the Superfriends takes counts due to mentally challenged and dishonest reasons. These reasons are literally just nostalgia, but he won't admit it.

It's also because serious batman has deaths, blood, and those are scary to this genuine emotional and mental exceptional individual.

It's not nostalgia. Bob loved the Nolan Batman movies up through the Dark Knight. Just glance at the first 30 seconds of his review of it:

All of 4 years later he was blasting the entire trilogy as "ruining Batman" and making retarded analogies that the Romney fanbase was akin to the Dark Knight Rises fanbase in his utterly autistic characterization of the 2012 election as "Marvel vs. DC".
I don't have any proof, but I contend that the tendency of some internet DC fanboys to call Marvel movies "cartoony" while praising Nolan's movies offended him to his childish consoomer core, so they're now the outgroup and everything, everything they like is now bad/verboten, even if Bob previously enjoyed it.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I really doubt this for a lot of reasons. For one, RLM guests tend to be actual industry professionals. For another, I have to imagine Bob would have said something about it -- no matter what he thinks of them, a guest shot would have given him an enormous boost. For a third, it would mean that he traveled to Wisconsin.

I know and admit that it's my own head cannon but it makes me giggle thinking of Bob pissing another chance at success down his leg by being exceptional.

 

[make_it_so]

I really doubt this for a lot of reasons. For one, RLM guests tend to be actual industry professionals. For another, I have to imagine Bob would have said something about it -- no matter what he thinks of them, a guest shot would have given him an enormous boost. For a third, it would mean that he traveled to Wisconsin.

I wonder if Bob unironically thinks that if he or his family traveled to the midwest that the locals would give them the Santoro Brothers treatment.

Not that he wouldn't deserve it.

 

[Mola Ram]

I wonder if Bob unironically thinks that if he or his family traveled to the midwest that the locals would give them the Santoro Brothers treatment.

Not that he wouldn't deserve it.

It's weird because by Bob's own beliefs the Midwest adores morbidly obese beer-swilling morons.

 

[Adamska]

Some bit of tin foil: I think it was in their interview with Macaulay Culkin that Rich Evans brought up a Best of the Worst they filmed that was completely unusable. I have a memory of them saying that it was with a guest. None of the elaborated any further. I have no proof that Bob was this guest but I've always hoped that he was.

It's possible. Jack Packard worked with him at Escapist, so I could see something like that happening.

It was probably some other indie person though.

It's not nostalgia. Bob loved the Nolan Batman movies up through the Dark Knight. Just glance at the first 30 seconds of his review of it:

All of 4 years later he was blasting the entire trilogy as "ruining Batman" and making exceptional analogies that the Romney fanbase was akin to the Dark Knight Rises fanbase in his utterly autistic characterization of the 2012 election as "Marvel vs. DC".
I don't have any proof, but I contend that the tendency of some internet DC fanboys to call Marvel movies "cartoony" while praising Nolan's movies offended him to his childish consoomer core, so they're now the outgroup and everything, everything they like is now bad/verboten, even if Bob previously enjoyed it.

So he did genuinely let a single news article make him scream tard noises about the franchise.

Fuck... I don't know if that still is more or less pathetic than the "I don't like change/blood scary" thing I tinfoiled over. I thought there might have been more reasons given his tendency to highlight and talk about Adam West, but nope. Just angy over one republican saying "I like this ultra popular batman movie".

 

[JJLiautaud]

Bob has a weird hatred for lots of things outside of his wheelhouse that get popular.

He wants everybody to like what he likes.

Why does he hate anime? He probably just didn't grow up with much of it.

I've had a stunning realization, Movie Bob is basically a fatter more retarded less jewish version of Adorno discuss.

 

[Quixotic Man]

If anyone is interested to see how Bob's "colleagues" are rating the intellectual ancient aliens thinker's drama, its almost evenly split between positive and negative reviews now. 110 vs 106.

 

[Absolutego]

So he did genuinely let a single news article make him scream tard noises about the franchise.

Fuck... I don't know if that still is more or less pathetic than the "I don't like change/blood scary" thing I tinfoiled over. I thought there might have been more reasons given his tendency to highlight and talk about Adam West, but nope. Just angy over one republican saying "I like this ultra popular batman movie".

Romney never said anything about Batman to the best of my recollection. Bob is angry over a group of people he assumes are Republicans liking the franchise and mocking his precious MCU, to the extent that he's retroactively decided he hates more serious Batman movies.
Basically Bob decided sometime after Dark Knight that anyone who likes a more serious aesthetic for their comic book movies are this guy:

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Cow crossover with the Sunrise Movement:

You might be wondering who it is that Moviebob's got into bed (thankfully not literally) with. If you go to this page on Sunrise's website, you can see their "principles", one of which is:

Could it be that Moviebob has managed to get himself on the same side as some filthy mayo ghoul believers?

 

[make_it_so]

It's possible. Jack Packard worked with him at Escapist, so I could see something like that happening.

It was probably some other indie person though.

I wonder if it was another episode they did with Max Landis, but which they felt they had to permanently shelve after the accusations against Max came out.

So he did genuinely let a single news article make him scream tard noises about the franchise.

Fuck... I don't know if that still is more or less pathetic than the "I don't like change/blood scary" thing I tinfoiled over. I thought there might have been more reasons given his tendency to highlight and talk about Adam West, but nope. Just angy over one republican saying "I like this ultra popular batman movie".

The thread subtitle describes Bob as "CWC with a Thesarus," and that's a very CWC-esque thing to do: absorbing media and having that shape or warp his worldview.

I've had a stunning realization, Movie Bob is basically a fatter more exceptional less jewish version of Adorno discuss.

Who?

You might be wondering who it is that Moviebob's got into bed (thankfully not literally) with. If you go to this page on Sunrise's website, you can see their "principles", one of which is:

Could it be that Moviebob has managed to get himself on the same side as some filthy mayo ghoul believers?

No, because to Bob they hold the correct beliefs and consume the Correct Product (CCP propaganda) , therefore they count as "people" and not "mayo-ghouls."

 

[Adamska]

Romney never said anything about Batman to the best of my recollection. Bob is angry over a group of people he assumes are Republicans liking the franchise and mocking his precious MCU, to the extent that he's retroactively decided he hates more serious Batman movies.
Basically Bob decided sometime after Dark Knight that anyone who likes a more serious aesthetic for their comic book movies are this guy:
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Oh no, there was some article on Forbes or something written by a republican that really liked the Dark Knight, and that made Bob scream in tard rage. Forever.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Something for Bob to be annoyed by.

Please kill the Marvel Cinematic Universe before it’s too late

“Eternals” is terrible — but If Marvel continues the Usain Bolt pace of releasing three movies a year, by 2029 we’ll have 50 of these things.

nypost.com

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Something for Bob to be annoyed by.

As long as these films keep printing money for Disney, this won't happen. There's always the Movieblobs out there that would sooner shoot themselves in the foot rather than stop watching MCU movies!

They don't care if a film is a pile of horseshit as long as it makes money!

 

[Darksy DePhil]

Romney never said anything about Batman to the best of my recollection. Bob is angry over a group of people he assumes are Republicans liking the franchise and mocking his precious MCU, to the extent that he's retroactively decided he hates more serious Batman movies.
Basically Bob decided sometime after Dark Knight that anyone who likes a more serious aesthetic for their comic book movies are this guy:
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>ywn be one of bob's highschool bullies and shove him into a locker while he spergs about Super Mario and superhero movies

 

[Uzumaki]

As long as these films keep printing money for Disney, this won't happen. There's always the Movieblobs out there that would sooner shoot themselves in the foot rather than stop watching MCU movies!

They don't care if a film is a pile of horseshit as long as it makes money!

They're incredibly expensive to make. If they're going to coast on inertia it will take a LOT of inertia to justify the budgets.

Remember they actually did have to put their dick back in their pants vis-a-vis Star Wars.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Who?

A ((((German)))) aesthetics philosopher who basically hated all mundane cultural activities, IMO very overrated and very stop "liking things I don't like."