Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[make_it_so]

They're incredibly expensive to make. If they're going to coast on inertia it will take a LOT of inertia to justify the budgets.

Remember they actually did have to put their dick back in their pants vis-a-vis Star Wars.

You know the phrase "too big to fail?"

Not just Marvel, but a lot of these massive Hollywood blockbusters with over-ballooned budgets are starting to get into the category of "too big to succeed." They're starting to cost too much to produce, film, and market to successfully make back a healthy profit.

BTW, Eternals isn't getting a sequel.

 

[Positron]

Also, sounds like Bob's anti-neck-self plan is "If you consoom correct product, and stay excited for next products, you won't WANT to neck yourself".

It doesn't work for him, considering how he is perpetually pissed.

What, was bob taking that episode of the simpsons with "Malk", or the one with the school milking RATS, seriously? In reality, milking anything OTHER than a cow is going to be way more expensive. Ask anyone who's ever had to find Goats' milk. Cows have the most capacity of milk production of any land mammal capable of being domesticated. The very idea that milking any other animal than a cow would be cheaper than milking a cow is so incredibly braindead

Cows (and goats) also have a constant number of udders which avail themselves to mechanical milking. There have been attempts to milk sows (because someone were curious what pig cheese tastes like) which failed miserably.

[Theodor Adorno was a] ((((German)))) aesthetics philosopher who basically hated all mundane cultural activities, IMO very overrated and very stop "liking things I don't like."

Adorno also rages on what he called "the authoritarian personality" while exhibiting the very same himself. People dared not to criticize him because he was an oven-dodger.







The Superman poster looks almost like Matisse compared to the Marvel trash.


In response to this question Chris posted 28 (!) screenshots like the below:

 

[make_it_so]

In response to this question Chris posted 28 (!) screenshots like the below:

"Da Chippa!" has shit taste? Color me surprised.

 

[Cantercoin]

It doesn't work for him, considering how he is perpetually pissed.


Cows (and goats) also have a constant number of udders which avail themselves to mechanical milking. There have been attempts to milk sows (because someone were curious what pig cheese tastes like) which failed miserably.


Adorno also rages on what he called "the authoritarian personality" while exhibiting the very same himself. People dared not to criticize him because he was an oven-dodger.

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The Superman poster looks almost like Matisse compared to the Marvel trash.

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I can't believe the shitta is grooming multiple kids on discord

 

[The Fatriarchy]

"Da Chippa!" has shit taste? Color me surprised.

Generally when reviewers score low but audiences score high on rotten tomatoes, that's a good thing.

 

[TigerGoblin]

Generally when reviewers score low but audiences score high on rotten tomatoes, that's a good thing.

I disagree. I find both scores are useless.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

You know the phrase "too big to fail?"

Not just Marvel, but a lot of these massive Hollywood blockbusters with over-ballooned budgets are starting to get into the category of "too big to succeed." They're starting to cost too much to produce, film, and market to successfully make back a healthy profit.

I have 3 words for Hollywood, “Less is more.”

 

[Positron]

No context.

Aimee Terese:

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A gigantic flying headstone, as momentous as the black monolith in 2001: A Space Odyssey



To be fair, movie studio lies as frequently as Bobby being dumb, but anyone who even saw the trailer would know the film is just another GCI bluesceen marvel.

Someone points out Bobby's inconsistency in his The Eternals review; Bobby feels defensive right from the start. I can't make much from his angry-smug posting but it seems he claims MCU can afford to stagnate because they invented the "multiverse" concept:






Take that! Film Twitter Bros!


Some bad news in Consoomtopia: Disney signed Gal Gadot!




Batman:


Kiddie cartoon:

I dunno, the hedgehog voiced by Johannson reminded me why I hate pop music.





Bobby discovers the hypermasculine make-belief of Bollywood:




Postmodern art is parasitic rubbish:

 

[King Dead]

Something for Bob to be annoyed by.

Please kill the Marvel Cinematic Universe before it’s too late

“Eternals” is terrible — but If Marvel continues the Usain Bolt pace of releasing three movies a year, by 2029 we’ll have 50 of these things.

nypost.com

I like that the writer of that article contrasted the MCU with Seinfeld, because that was something that had come to my mind before. Jerry Seinfeld declined NBC's offer of $5 million an episode for a tenth season (over three times higher than any TV offer before!) because he felt it was better to end strong than to peter out. The result is that Seinfeld remains a timeless sitcom that still brings consistent laughs no matter what episode you watch.

As I mentioned earlier, a good comparison to the MCU's current state is The Simpsons, currently on its 33rd season with season 34 already greenlit. Most everyone agrees that the show's quality declined somewhere around season 8; some place it earlier, some later, but generally it's in that region that it starts to get noticeable. Rather than call it quits and go out strong, they kept going on and on, season after season. The talent that drove its wild success left for greener pastures, and the show slid into mediocrity. Nowadays, if you catch an episode at random, you're overwhelmingly more likely to watch a Zombie Simpsons episode than a classic, to the point that many younger people who didn't grow up with it don't really get why it was all that groundbreaking in the first place.

I feel you could do the same for the MCU, where you could make arguments for multiple points where the quality began to slide (Joss Whedon's quippy Avengers becoming the template for every character moving forward; Black Panther/Captain Marvel for the beginnings of woke politics; Endgame for laying the foundations for the time travel multiverse bullshit that's plaguing the series now). Regardless of when you feel the decline began, Endgame was a good place for Disney to end it, with a fitting title and all. Consoomers would cry about not getting their Marvel fix, but Disney could have gone out on top with the biggest film series of all time. Instead, we're beginning the descent into mediocrity (well, more so than usual), with movies that are met with more of a "well that was fine, I guess" than a "best movie EVAR, I can't wait for next product!" And over time, that tarnishes the opinions of the series as a whole.

In other words, cheerlead all you want, Bob. You can't polish this turd (heh, E-turd-nals).

 

[make_it_so]

I have 3 words for Hollywood, “Less is more.”

There was a time that tentpole blockbuster films could be made for under $100 million dollars, even when adjusted for inflation.

Hell, two of my favorite films from 2019, Joker and Ford v Ferrari, had sub-$100 million budgets. I guess they're too focused on dazzling audiences with flashy spectacle rather than well-crafted film making or storytelling. MovieBob of course is the perfect audience for that.

I like that the writer of that article contrasted the MCU with Seinfeld, because that was something that had come to my mind before. Jerry Seinfeld declined NBC's offer of $5 million an episode for a tenth season (over three times higher than any TV offer before!) because he felt it was better to end strong than to peter out. The result is that Seinfeld remains a timeless sitcom that still brings consistent laughs no matter what episode you watch.

As I mentioned earlier, a good comparison to the MCU's current state is The Simpsons, currently on its 33rd season with season 34 already greenlit. Most everyone agrees that the show's quality declined somewhere around season 8; some place it earlier, some later, but generally it's in that region that it starts to get noticeable. Rather than call it quits and go out strong, they kept going on and on, season after season. The talent that drove its wild success left for greener pastures, and the show slid into mediocrity. Nowadays, if you catch an episode at random, you're overwhelmingly more likely to watch a Zombie Simpsons episode than a classic, to the point that many younger people who didn't grow up with it don't really get why it was all that groundbreaking in the first place.

I feel you could do the same for the MCU, where you could make arguments for multiple points where the quality began to slide (Joss Whedon's quippy Avengers becoming the template for every character moving forward; Black Panther/Captain Marvel for the beginnings of woke politics; Endgame for laying the foundations for the time travel multiverse bullshit that's plaguing the series now). Regardless of when you feel the decline began, Endgame was a good place for Disney to end it, with a fitting title and all. Consoomers would cry about not getting their Marvel fix, but Disney could have gone out on top with the biggest film series of all time. Instead, we're beginning the descent into mediocrity (well, more so than usual), with movies that are met with more of a "well that was fine, I guess" than a "best movie EVAR, I can't wait for next product!" And over time, that tarnishes the opinions of the series as a whole.

In other words, cheerlead all you want, Bob. You can't polish this turd (heh, E-turd-nals).

After Endgame, the smart thing to do would've been let the MCU take a break from theatrical releases for awhile. This would've given the producers/writers some time to carefully craft out the next long-term story arc and series of films, while giving the consoomers a break so that their appetite for capeshit could slowly build back up. When the next phase of MCU films and thus next long-term multifilm story arc gets announced, people would go wild and be genuinely excited to go back to the theaters and say "shut up and take my money!" Lucasfilm at one time understood this, which is why there had always been a long break between theatrical Star Wars releases.

 

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came here tired from work just to shoot the shit with blobbo and all i can muster is what a fucking retard lmao

 

[make_it_so]

came here tired from work just to shoot the shit with blobbo and all i can muster is what a fucking exceptional individual lmao

So in other words, a day ending in "y".

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

I'm just catching up... the big profound thing in The Eternals was that the Earth is a giant egg/incubator? The deliberate surprise anticlimax end to a newbie's first game of Eldritch Horror is the plot twist? Brilliant.

You do not need charisma and people skills to become a real estate mogul. You need capital, good credit, solid strategic thinking, and high risk tolerance. Investment isn’t some kind of courtesan arrangement.

Neither is lunch at Hooters but I don't trust Bob to realize that.

Obviously, Moviebob has forgotten the Golden Rule: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. If Bob sees attacking the families of people he loathes as an acceptable tactic, then his family qualifies as fair game for collateral damage at a bare minimum.

Oh, the Golden Rule has been replaced by the social-justice friendly Platinum Rule: Do unto others as they would have you do unto them. (It's phrased a little differently, but that's the meaning.) Since no one is treating him like Secular Jesus and bringing their deep Thinker messiah the future on a silver platter, they have failed in their duties and must suffer.

(And no, I'm not kidding, the "Platinum Rule" was one of the things in the "diversity equity and inclusion" brainwashingtraining I had to take when I was a school board contractor. Bobby helped me out with that one since I found just by impersonating his angels I could pass the test without needing to listen to most of the course material. I'm sure I mentioned it before.)

More like, "what if humanity are the cows for space farmers?"

Calling dibs on getting the same username when we become Gamma Aquilae Farms.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Oh, the Golden Rule has been replaced by the social-justice friendly Platinum Rule: Do unto others as they would have you do unto them. (It's phrased a little differently, but that's the meaning.) Since no one is treating him like Secular Jesus and bringing their deep Thinker messiah the future on a silver platter, they have failed in their duties and must suffer.

The Platinum Rule always struck me as contrarian. No we can't use the golden rule, I'm pretty sure that Jesus fella said that one. Instead we need to act like we're goddamn telepaths and know exactly what other people want. Its completely meaningless, because its unactionable. The golden rule works, because everyone wants basic respect and the like.

I'm not gonna keep this name on the Gamma Aquilae Farms, that's just bad opsec.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

I'm just catching up... the big profound thing in The Eternals was that the Earth is a giant egg/incubator? The deliberate surprise anticlimax end to a newbie's first game of Eldritch Horror is the plot twist? Brilliant.

Hideki Anno and 1995 just called: they want their hackneyed plot twist back:

Oh, the Golden Rule has been replaced by the social-justice friendly Platinum Rule: Do unto others as they would have you do unto them. (It's phrased a little differently, but that's the meaning.) Since no one is treating him like Secular Jesus and bringing their deep Thinker messiah the future on a silver platter, they have failed in their duties and must suffer.

(And no, I'm not kidding, the "Platinum Rule" was one of the things in the "diversity equity and inclusion" brainwashingtraining I had to take when I was a school board contractor. Bobby helped me out with that one since I found just by impersonating his angels I could pass the test without needing to listen to most of the course material. I'm sure I mentioned it before.)

The only Golden Rule of Social Justice is "Power is the only thing that matters. Do whatever you have to to get your hands on it. It doesn't matter what atrocities you commit in the process. You're the "good guys" and history will be on your side in the end. Because the Good Guys will always win and make the world a better place in the long run." That C.S. Lewis quote about it being better to be ruled by thieves and despots (robber barons) than by moral busybodies is looking more relevant these days. At least the thieves and despots will leave you alone most of the time as long as you pay your taxes and shut up. The moral busybodies will never let you be and will constantly try to demoralize you and control your very thoughts.

 

[JayHarrison]

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There is exactly one correct statement in the above picture, and it comes from Sternygamer.

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Here in America, we call the "inflated speed rate" the KM/H numbers on the speedometer (1 mile is approximatelly 1.61 kilometers). Why go 50 (miles) when you can go 80 (km)?

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Aimee Terese:
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Aimee Terese ain't wrong in this case. Again, I'm seeing far more open, outspoken intolerance from America's political left than I have America's political right (I'm estimating a 19:1 ratio, respectively).

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Some bad news in Consoomtopia: Disney signed Gal Gadot!
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Moviebob: "Mirraa, mirraa on the waall...

Voice emanating from mirror: "Y...e...s...?"

Moviebob: "...who's the dumbest of them all?"

[mirror's response is Moviebob's own reflection]

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Huh?

 

[Koby_Fish]

It doesn't work for him, considering how he is perpetually pissed.


Cows (and goats) also have a constant number of udders which avail themselves to mechanical milking. There have been attempts to milk sows (because someone were curious what pig cheese tastes like) which failed miserably.


Adorno also rages on what he called "the authoritarian personality" while exhibiting the very same himself. People dared not to criticize him because he was an oven-dodger.

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Well, it works well enough that Bob hasn't necked himself so far, and would likely assume this of niece and nephew and his bro. While yes he does have an anger management problem, he chooses to channel this rage into IngSoc Justice, which of course ties into the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah, wherein Bob will not neck himself because he wants to have his consciousness uploaded into a robot body instead.

 

[Josterman]

It’s crossover magic time

 

[Positron]

 

[Koby_Fish]

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Good gravy who's so flush with cash that they're enabling alcoholism giving chippa all this whiskey?

Of COURSE he likes the Balvenie better. The Balvenie is by far the more expensive of the two; IDK about US prices but Canadian price lists the Balvenie as 150 bucks while the Glenfiddich is 70.

Good for disney to not bow to censorious governments, though I wonder if they'd go that far over Dykes Dykes censorship.