Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Doctor of Autism]

I don't personally support Rittenhouse but dear god Bob's being such a douchebag and is the type of guy who'd kick dogs for fun if it were to piss off "Mayo ghouls", like he seems so gleeful in him going to prison that I hope Rittenhouse goes free only for Bob to meltdown especially since he literally claims he can see the future.

Bob just shows once again how he's a vile human being.

 

[Red Hood]

I don't personally support Rittenhouse but dear god Bob's being such a douchebag and is the type of guy who'd kick dogs for fun if it were to piss off "Mayo ghouls", like he seems so gleeful in him going to prison that I hope Rittenhouse goes free only for Bob to meltdown especially since he literally claims he can see the future.

Bob just shows once again how he's a vile human being.

You know what would really own the mayo ghouls? If Bob stopped talking and went on a diet.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

You know what would really own the mayo ghouls? If Bob stopped talking and went on a diet.

Or better yet stopped using twitter entirely. But Bob acts like he is a victim when he never does shit, and tries hard to be on the side of the little guy yet simps for big corporations (like those made up stories how indie directors are being rebellious to those nasty cinephiles for making capeshit when in reality no one gives that much of a shit.)

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Why are a lot quirky nerds girls are so shallow? I’m speaking from personal experience.

It's because they saw Scott Pilgrim vs. the World:

Just kidding. It's because Nerd Shit with a thick patina of Social Justice is the cool thing to be into right now, largely because of Social Media and the drive for nostalgia that comes from living in a culture that's too exhausted to produce anything new.

 

[Red Hood]

Or better yet stopped using twitter entirely. But Bob acts like he is a victim when he never does shit, and tries hard to be on the side of the little guy yet simps for big corporations (like those made up stories how indie directors are being rebellious to those nasty cinephiles for making capeshit when in reality no one gives that much of a shit.)

Bob never tries to be on the side of the little guy, he worships the protected classes he's told to. He makes me think of a particular Black Sabbath lyric.

"The world is full of kings and queens,
Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams.
And when you walk in golden halls,
you get to keep the gold that falls".

He's blinded by consoomer stuff. He thinks by supporting it he'll get to be recognized or get into a job writing shitty Care Bears movies or something, ie "the gold that falls".

 

[Positron]

"Normal" is an ableist slur. Now that's esoteric philosophy.

Roberto, Il Fashionisto:

Both of them are Mormons. Does it compute now?
And no, the man isn't wearing sneakers. Diabetes gets in his eyes.




Bobby is the judge, jury, and excreter (Archive of NYT article in Greenwald's post).


Bobby still counts on Funimation to sue Paul Gosar, who probably wasn't even the person who made the clip:

And Gamergate was the Fourth Reich.

Peter Coffin disrespects AOC. This time I think he is mistaken. AOC was not "pissy"; she is just being an inveterate professional victim.


Coffin answers Bobby's confused cumbrained bullshit about trannies:


Don Jr.


Royalty deserves special treatment. I presume the same goes in Superior Future:




The discussion on Masculinity continues:

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Another Obsolescent found in Hollywood.


Wakanda will endure like Disney. If they had to endure an Obsolete Jesus freak to be their public face for a while, so be it.


Screenwriter of The Eternals teases sequel. Bobby talks as if it were already greenlit.


More shit nobody cares about:


Bobby finds Dune too trippy (or not trippy enough, I dunno)




Bobby doesn't want to be reminded how stupid Biden is, not even in make-belief:




Bobby discusses how to adapt Metroid to the big screen:






Bobby's Angels:

 

[make_it_so]

You know what would really own the mayo ghouls? If Bob stopped talking and went on a diet.

He won't do that. Note how in the past couple of months he's put out tweets saying that the health and fashion industries want you to be body conscious? Bob probably is a healthy at any size type. His final form will be that of a Death Fat.

 

[Red Hood]

He won't do that. Note how in the past couple of months he's put out tweets saying that the health and fashion industries want you to be body conscious? Bob probably is a healthy at any size type. His final form will be that of a Death Fat.

Now I really get why Bob hates Dune, the antagonist is a fat, perverted authoritarian!

 

[A Very Big Fish]

He won't do that. Note how in the past couple of months he's put out tweets saying that the health and fashion industries want you to be body conscious? Bob probably is a healthy at any size type. His final form will be that of a Death Fat.

Gotta disagree, I think we'll see Bob's final form in a few years, but I picture unmourned urn, not a death fat.

 

[Mola Ram]

Gotta disagree, I think we'll see Bob's final form in a few years, but I picture unmourned urn, not a death fat.

What does Boston have by way of a Potters Field?

 

[A Very Big Fish]

What does Boston have by way of a Potters Field?

The city of Boston

 

[Red Hood]

Gotta disagree, I think we'll see Bob's final form in a few years, but I picture unmourned urn, not a death fat.

"Who would attend HIS funeral."

"I would...IF LUNCH IS PROVIDED!"

 

[Quixotic Man]

Boy, this Moviebob guy sure does hate democracy, due process, and pretty much everything else that doesn't let people with his preferred views enact a totalitarian state, huh?

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Bob's reply to Greenwald is fucking disgusting. "It doesn't matter if he's guilty or innocent, Rittenhouse is TRUMP TRASH and SUBHUMAN and should go to prison anyway." The fact that the fat little freak can say awful shit like that is astonishing. I know I shouldn't be surprised by what a loathsome and stupid person Bob is, but I really am.

 

[make_it_so]

Okay...leaving aside the fact that it's a Netflix adaptation and therefore going to be shit, what does Bob even know about Gundam? I highly doubt he knows or even cares much outside of "giant robots and lasers GO BOOM!"

He'd probably be the kind of obnoxious brainlet that would consider Gundam 0080: War in the Pocket the worst because it doesn't have a lot of mobile suit fights or "it focuses too much on that annoying kid!"

Because you're a fat loser nobody and Sly has absolutely zero reason to give you the time of day, Bob?

 

[Quixotic Man]

Jesus Christ, Bob's ideas for a Metroid movie are fucking horrible.
First off cutting off all the Chozo stuff would be a disaster. Samus' sole emotional through-line that actually works is her relationship to her adopted family of Bird people. Especially now that Dread came out and really built on to that. And double especially since Zebes (the setting of 1 and Super) is the planet Samus was raised on.
Second, you can't do Super Metroid without doing Metroid 1. Super Metroid has so many moments that build on that, and any explanation of what Metroid are, what the Infant is, who Mother Brain is, and any other supporting characters would be clunky as fuck.

But Bob doesn't play video games.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Bobby's Angels:
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Obama got displaced? By who or what? He served his two terms and left, like every president since FDR.

 

[Red Hood]

Okay...leaving aside the fact that it's a Netflix adaptation and therefore going to be shit, what does Bob even know about Gundam? I highly doubt he knows or even cares much outside of "giant robots and lasers GO BOOM!"

He'd probably be the kind of obnoxious brainlet that would consider Gundam 0080: War in the Pocket the worst because it doesn't have a lot of mobile suit fights or "it focuses too much on that annoying kid!"

Because you're a fat loser nobody and Sly has absolutely zero reason to give you the time of day, Bob?

Also, gun opinions aside isn't Stallone a republican?

 

[make_it_so]

Also, gun opinions aside isn't Stallone a republican?

I know he endorsed McCain in 2008 - which would probably be enough for Bob to denounce him as a Nazi.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Jesus Christ, Bob's ideas for a Metroid movie are fucking horrible.
First off cutting off all the Chozo stuff would be a disaster. Samus' sole emotional through-line that actually works is her relationship to her adopted family of Bird people. Especially now that Dread came out and really built on to that. And double especially since Zebes (the setting of 1 and Super) is the planet Samus was raised on.
Second, you can't do Super Metroid without doing Metroid 1. Super Metroid has so many moments that build on that, and any explanation of what Metroid are, what the Infant is, who Mother Brain is, and any other supporting characters would be clunky as fuck.

But Bob doesn't play video games.

Bob only played Other M.